Tell me abt the batkids' social media accounts
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Dick Grayson: social media confuses dick tbh so he sticks to instagram only, sometimes snapchat if he wants to send dumb pics to the family. he’s so insta-famous. boy either knows his angles or he doesnt have a bad one bc DAMN he gets a lot of emoji usage in his comments if u catch my drift (the fire, tongue, and and 100% emoji’s bein the bulk of it) but also dick is the one to post really embarrassing ‘throwback thursday!’ pictures of the fam and (usually tim) just comments ‘please delete this’ and dick never does. Honestly dick’s instagram account is just a nice fun time. he runs the kind of instagram account that makes you wanna bring this boy to dinner so you and ur mom can drool over how good ur taste in dude’s are…….jason however
Jason Todd: jason has a vine, an instagram, and a twitter. on his instagram is selfies taken with angles that should make him look awful but never do. theyre usually kinda blurry (adds to the aesthetic) and sometimes there’s blood on him, his clothes, his phone, but don’t worry about it. jason loooooves taking bad candids of the boys, he’s the only one who’s taken a bad pic of dick. for the girls however, he takes amazing candid shots and labels them ‘queen of the household’ for cass or ‘fucker in charge of you fucking fucks’ for kori. for the boys he captions them ‘for sale- $25′ or ‘pic of a pile of dirt i saw lmao’ his twitter is just him bitching about missions that go wrong and or @-ing people who vauge about him, his most replayed vine is when him, roy, and kori were dancing to ‘bitch betta have my money’ while throwing around a hundred dollar bills. its everyones ‘squad goals’
Tim Drake: tim’s here for the memes and to post self deprecating humor like the rest of us. he has a tumblr, instagram, twitter, snapchat, (and a secret reddit account dont judge the boy he made it when he was fourteen he barely goes on anymore) tim’s twitter started out as business only but after a few too many all nighters it turned into a surreal account that’ll post shit like ‘justice leauge no mercy run’ and then post details about the wayne charity foundation. (jason faved the justice leauge no mercy run tweet tho) his least favorite meme is when people call him the ‘Jerry of the Wayne Family’ which resulted in him changing his bio to ‘if anyone I’m Ben and also offended.’ Stephanie @’s him at least one a week with ‘hi jim!’
Damian Wayne: Damian has an art blog, an instagram, and a snapchat he’ll use sometimes and that is it because he refuses to partake in these frivolous websites but also people need to see his pets. he posts so many pics of titus, alfred, and bat-cow and everyone is in love with them. sometimes he’ll post really aesthetic pics of his work space and some of his drawings. his account is actually the most organized of the entire families. his favorite post is when he made a drawing composed of stick figures and then set it on fire and captioned it ‘when your family keeps asking you to draw them’
Stephanie Brown: Stephanie is so good with instagram, she posts delicious looking food, amazing selfies, pics of her hanging with her girls, pictures of her teasing the boys, it’s great. she’ll also post those cool edits like ‘if he puts his hands on you, rip them off’ and ‘pro-cats, anti-catcalls’ (selina reposted that on her account tbh) she also has snapchats and an inside meme her and the family play is ‘where’s tim?’ and then see who’s the fastest to locate where tim fell asleep.
Cassandra Cain: Her insta is all black and white, barely any captions, if any it’s like one word or an emoji. takes really good candids of the family, will post videos of herself training with loud rap in the background. basically a bad bitch without ever having to do anything but be herself. her snapchat’s a mess though it’s just bad videos of stuff she sees around the Manor. so like sometimes it’s tim watching netflix, dick cartwheeling just because, jason sneaking in to help alfred with dinner, and one time she caught bruce right when he woke up and was in his dad robe and slippers while he muttered ‘please don’t tell me that’s the sun’ while cass was filming him. he then went back to bed. rest easy bruce