this is my fav thing ever hes so cute

Favorite timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme, my FAVORITE THING TO DO. IT’S TIME FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WWE COMMENTARY WITH SHANNON YAYYYYYYYYY though it should prob just be called Wrestling Commentary with Shannon bc I do people out of the wwe sometimes too. 

Growly baby, grr. 

LISTEN LISTEN OKAY HE LOOKS SO CUTE AND LOVEY HERE WOWEE WOW I am in love wow

Listen to me, this gif. Thsi fucking gif is the sexiest thing I have ever ever ever seen in my entrie life. LIKE THE HAIR PUSH BACK THE LITTLE BREKTHY TURNING INTO A SMIRK LIEK LSGM.G mfl

HE IS BITING. AND HAS MOUTH GUARD. BITING. MOUTH. GUARD. BELT. Too much, overload sorry goodbye. 

Like, this pic is super hot but all I can focus on in knee bear. Who I have named Koda. After Brother Bear. 

HOW HOT, HE LOOKS SO GOOD GOD DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN. 

Like, I don’t think I’ve ever watned someone to flip me off more??? How is he so hot? 

He looks so good in this outfit, like this whole ensemble is 1000/10. Tie me up with the tie, I would be okay with it. 

Sweet lil baby peach. :’) I love this so. 

okay okay okay but hear me out… Imagine him looking up at you like that when you’re scolding him or something, like and you look back and you’re like what? AND THEN BAM YOU GET FUCKED. 

In case you all didn’t know I AM IN LOVE WITH THE MOUTH GUARD OKAY THANKS BYE

He looks so cute here. Like one of those pop punk band bassists or something okay. (also looks like a fuck boy but eh) 


He looks so good in this jean vest thingy??? Like??? WH Y D OESN’T HE WEAR IT MORE BURY MY ASS IN THIS VEST. 

Cute lil baby peach :’) Honestly can you believe. 

Come bite me next daddy. 

Okay but lemme tell you. How fucked this picture has me. WHY IS THIS PICTURE SO GoOD TO ME WHAT THE FUCK OKAY HIS HAIR IS DOING THE OVERWORKEd FLIPPY THING YOU KNOW YOU KNOW AND HE’S PROBS PANTING AND SWEATTY AND  AOJ:SFLCKCMRCGJIO WHAT THE FUCK I AM OFFENDED. 

He looks so relaxed and gym ready here I’m. 

OKAY BUT LOOK AT BABY PETEY PEACH I AM SO HAPPY AND LIKE HE LOOKS SO GOOD???? WAS THERE EVER A TIME HE DIDN’T LOOK GOOD? NOPE, NAH, FOREVER SERVING LOOKS> 

This. This fucking. Image. OF bEAUTY OKAY YOU GOT THE VEST THING THAT I HEART EYES SO HARD AND HIS HAIR LOOKS SO FANTASTIC AND HES GOT THE WRIST BANDS AND THE TIGHT PANTS AND TH E G AUGE AND I AM JUST CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE? 

Listen. Listen okay. This picture has got me fucked up for more than one reason. FIRST OFF HIS DOG IS SO CUTE I LOVE? SECOND, LIL STUD HAS HIS LIL STUD IN LIKE HOW CUTE DOES HE LOOK WITH A NOSE PIERCING I AM SCREECHING IT IS SO GOOD TO ME, THIRD, HE’S DOING THE BEANIE AND HOOD LOOK WHICH IS ONE OF MY FAV THINGS, I KNOW IT IS KINDA DOUCHEY LOOKING BUT I LOVE THE BEANIE HOOD THING I AM JUST NKCOSLDF: IN AWE. 

“Shannon how many biting pics do you have?” Ya know what, maybe if this BOY DIDN’T BITE EVERYTHING IWOULDN’T HAVE THIS MANY, HOW ABOUT THAT CAROL? 

SEE SEE, LOOK HE BITES EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE, IT’S NOT MY FAULT BABY HAS A BITING KINK (even though, pls I am available to be bitten.) 

Look how cute and sweet he looks here okay, I LOVE HIM RIGHT HERE THIS PICTURE IS SO GOOD TO ME LIKE WHEN I DID A CUTE LIL PIZZA DATE THIS IS WHAT I IMAIHNED OKAY

Yeah, you guys, he was Team Rocket ADN HE FOUGHT PIKACHU I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS BOY

Lil bean took a selfie in a giant bean

GLORIUS PHOTO, HANG THIS EVERYWHERE I WANT IT PLASTERED ON EACH OF MY WALLS. 

Contribution to bae’s @hardcorewwetrash Thirst Party Saturday. 

my fav things about ford collected from minor details while waiting for journal 3 to come out

- this dork wears his shoes on the bed. always. ever since he was a baby nerd

- he was also an arts and crafts person like mabel i mean he made a cute paper hat from some newspaper. he also made up the name for the stan o war and was the one who suggested he and stan put flags on it. like he’s so cute and creative

- he had a toy rifle in his room as a kid. he probably practiced a lot and thats why his weapon of choice is a gun (usually scifi and stuff from the portal and also because it can hit long-distance) (and also cause stan’s talent is punching).

- nobody noticed the owl made out of sticks. i bet ford made it. i will say for certainty it was ford

- THE AMOUNT OF FUCKING LOCKS ON THIS POOR MAN’S DOOR HOW PANICKED WAS HE

- ford was a heavy alcoholic like seriously. he has a serving tray in his fucking room with two scotch decanters, an ice bucket, a drink shaker, a glass, and what appears to be something like a box of seagrams vo whiskey up top. he was not okay

this photo here is just for closer detail. when stan walked into ford’s room right after he was pushed into the portal it was there as well. it was ford’s. ford was alcoholic enough to have an entire set in his own room

note that it’s by the door. (and also the bathroom which is on the other side of the table with the drinks on it) but wait: there’s more in the room.

see the paper stack in the bottom left corner?  there’s another decanter on a shelf there too.

seriously this poor man holy shit

Okay so I’m home but I’m also really tired so I’ll answer all my asks tomorrow. I’m happy to answer spoiler questions if anyone is curious, but try to ask me off anon so I can reply privately!

But one thing is true, this movie was INSANE! It made maze runner look like child’s play. It’s so much more grown up. The cranks are TERRIFYING. I promise you they are.

Aris is definitely my fav character, bless his everything including Jacob Lofland! He did so well in this movie. (!!!SPOILER IF YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW IF JACOB’S SOUTHERN ACCENT IS IN THE MOVIE) (it is in the movie and it’s the cutest thing ever, I want to cry from how cute he is)

NEWT WAS JUST???? JFC how can one be so hot

And also minho is so freaking hilarious in the movie, just like “what happened, oh cool” BUT HAIR STILL ON FLEEK DONT WORRY

and JFC let’s not even talk about the deaths ok NOPE

ALSO THERES AN EASTER EGG FIND IN THE MOVIE THAT I CAUGHT AND I ASKED WES ABOUT AND HE WAS LIKE “YOU CAUGHT THAT” and than he tried to deny it so that was fun but TS Nowlin knew what was up.

Also I sort of talked to Wes about Gally but nothing too important. (Like I meanIF HE WAS TO RETURN YA KNOW)

I also told Wes that he needs to put page 250 in the movie WORD FOR WORD and he literally just goes “please tommy please” OK WES BALL THANKS

ok I think thats it, I wanted to make sure to get everything out as its still fresh. Goodnight! I welcome asks :o)