an actual conversation I had
[after I said smth about my hypochondria and its impact on my interactions with animals]
Friend: I was so confused for a second bc I was like, wait, isn’t the hypochondria the powerhouse of the cell? Until I remembered that no, that’s something different……
Me: THE BEST FUCKING THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY
Friend: It’s been a few years since school, okay?? It’s just that Tumblr has sort of /ingrained/ that sentence into my brain
Friend: Though, the sentence Tumblr has *actually* ingrained into my brain is:
“The mitochondria is the power bottom of the cell.”
Me: oh my g o d
but what’s the top tho?? the endoplasmic reticulum?
Friend: They gon have a real good time in that cell
Me: don’t drop the soap
Friend: I’d never drop Yoonseok
Me: sTOP I HATE THIS CONVERSATION
Friend: Yoonseok prison AU
Yoongi was sued. Hoseok is the prison guard.
Me: I don’t wanna picture sentient tubules fucking an organelle with its ribosomes. It’s just wrong.
Friend: This sentence. I’m gonna print it and hang it on my wall
Me: I honestly don’t know why I thought ribosomes were the equivalent of genitalia………….