this is my equivalent of nightblogging

an actual conversation I had

[after I said smth about my hypochondria and its impact on my interactions with animals]

Friend: I was so confused for a second bc I was like, wait, isn’t the hypochondria the powerhouse of the cell? Until I remembered that no, that’s something different……

Me: THE BEST FUCKING THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY

Friend: It’s been a few years since school, okay?? It’s just that Tumblr has sort of /ingrained/ that sentence into my brain

Me: understandable

Friend: Though, the sentence Tumblr has *actually* ingrained into my brain is:

“The mitochondria is the power bottom of the cell.”

Me: oh my g o d

but what’s the top tho?? the endoplasmic reticulum?

Friend: They gon have a real good time in that cell

Prison AU

Me: don’t drop the soap

Friend: I’d never drop Yoonseok

Me: sTOP I HATE THIS CONVERSATION

I’m suing

Friend: Yoonseok prison AU

Yoongi was sued. Hoseok is the prison guard.

Me: I don’t wanna picture sentient tubules fucking an organelle with its ribosomes. It’s just wrong.

Friend: This sentence. I’m gonna print it and hang it on my wall

Me: I honestly don’t know why I thought ribosomes were the equivalent of genitalia………….