this is my desktop background right now

tagged asks.

tagged by: @starbucksreid thanks honey !

rules: tag 10 of your followers you want to get to know better.

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name: shelby.

gender: female.

star sign: n/a

height: 5'1

sexuality: straight.

what images do you have set as your desktop/cell wallpapers: my phone background is a gorgeous picture of harry in a blue floral suit and my lockscreen is a picture of the death star from rogue one.

have you ever had a crush on a teacher: I don’t think so.

what was your last text message: “sorry ur probably gonna be stuck there for awhile. :/” to my sister.

where do you see yourself in 10 years: no clue my guy, but hopefully i’m happy.

if you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be: probably the movies, but if we’re talking unrealistic wise the star wars universe lol.

what was your coolest halloween costume? n/a

what’s your favorite 90s show: friends and frasier.

who was your last kiss: n/a

have you ever been stood up: no.

favorite ice cream flavor: I have a lot, but one is pistachio.

have you ever been to las vagas? no.

your favorite pair of shoes: my white light gray and white converse.

what is your favorite fruit: I guess maybe blueberries.

what’s your favorite book: the selection series by kiera cass.

what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done: oh man, I have no idea i’ve done quite a few dumb things lol.

which loser: *stares into the camera like i’m on the office* no.

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tagging: @kiiwiharrys @martianmanhuntter @jubilatlonlee @brucewanye @naberiie @jasonntods @lihgtsabers @arthuercurry @dearspencerreid @orgcnamidala @curlyreid @vikanderrps @commvnderdamerons (I tagged more than 10 but oh well.)

I was tagged by @stan-ur-is-my-son

Name: Brenda

Gender: Female

Star sign: Gemini

Height: 5′4 ½

Sexuality: Bisexual

What images do you have set as your desktop/cell wallpapers? Computer screen is George Eads with an open shirt, cell phone background is Lucas Till.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Yepp

What was your last text message? Bitch I told you

What do you see yourself doing in 10 years?Oh god. Um, hopefully a cop and married happily

If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be? Probably Lake Tahoe

What was your coolest halloween costume? I don’t think I’ve really had a cool costume? Lol. A few years back I was slutty Queen of Hearts and I liked it though

What was your favourite 90′s show? Homicide: Life on the Street

Who was your last kiss? A person I didn’t like enough to be kissin on

Have you ever been stood up? No, thank fucking god

Favourite ice cream flavor? Chocolate chip cookie dough

Have you been to Las Vegas? Nope, not yet.

What’s your favourite book? 1st to Die by James Patterson

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?Re-dated the same asshole who mistreated me for years.

What loser? Richie

tagging: @feminnope @scarletwivern @faebulls @kidflashz

and idk who else to tag, so yeah. I don’t expect anyone to do it who doesn’t want to,lol

10

I have never played overwatch but all the cool kids are talking about it. I hope I got some stuff right at least.

(image in 1st slide taken from here)

ZERVIS FTW!!!

OH MY GOD!!! ASASDSDSDSDFSDSDDFEEFF!!

I don’t know how I feel right now…but I couldn’t breathe watching both my precious couple hugging (kissing) each other in the middle of a pond and they look at each other lovingly…wahhh…!!!! 

I am really so happy seeing this single picture the both of them so intimate and I would even consider using this as a desktop background on my laptop.

THANK YOU, MASHIMA-SENSEI, DESPITE ALL THE PREVIOUS SHITTY CHAPTERS, THIS PRECIOUS SCENE REALLY  MADE MY DAY. 

I’M LOOKING FORWARD READING THE FULL PAGES OF CHAPTER 532…!!

#I’m not salty anymore 

Dan x Reader - Fam's Reunited

Dan was coming back from his long travels today with the BBC. He had been in New York along with a quick trip to Chicago, then Europe and a meeting in Scotland back to and Amsterdam now he was finally coming back to London. It was one of the very few times Dan had such a long work business trip, but nonetheless we missed him a lot. He was gone for 2 and a half weeks, and the constant travel along with the jet lag and weather got to him. New York didn’t throw him off too much, but a little something in Chicago and then Scotland back, he was sick. Dan eventually visited a doctor in Amsterdam and was given medication and some cough syrup, but no final diagnosis. Well other than Dan’s sarcastic, “These medicines don’t do fu—”
“Dan! Maia’s in the room!” I warned him over the phone. Maia was Dan and I’s daughter, she was 3 years old listening to her father over the phone, giggling.
“Oh! Sorry love.” Dan backtracked instantly cutting himself off.
“Ugh.” I groaned disapprovingly while laughing. “Maia, are you ready for daddy to  Skype with you?” I asked to the giddy straight brunette hair and wide eyed toddler bouncing in her seat. Her lips and hairstyle were like mine but her rosy cheeks and deep eyes/eyebrows where just like Dan, heck she even he had his ears and her cute little teeth were beginning to look like his.
“Yeah!!!!” Maia shouted through the phone excitedly. I heard Dan chuckle roughly, his cold still seeping through, but it was still a genuinely humored laugh. Dan was just supposed to talk with me for a little bit until him and Maia video chatted later, but hey he offered right now. I set up the desktop up on Skype and Maia began wandering off on her thoughts while Dan responded and occasionally laughed. Looking in the video with the background of a hotel room, Dan seemed a bit tired with darker eyes and a redder face with his hair pushed back slightly. While my two favorite humans in the world spoke, I read and would hear little spurts of the adorable conversation. After the two of them talked about 20 minutes, or 15 because Dan’s voice was getting raspier, I told him to get some sleep and and get ready to see us tomorrow.
“Take of yourself.” I raised an eyebrow and winked, although I seriously meant it.
“Of course. Can’t wait to see you both.” His voice was now already quite gone and sick, so I hoped he wouldn’t get any worse considering he was heading to an airport.
We exchanged love yous and then the phone conversation was over, as I went back to watching over our child.

While waiting for Dan to arrive, I prepared some warm soup and a soothing cup of tea for Dan when got home, along with some strawberries and a chocolate truffle, because I know he loves chocolate. Maia, on the hand, was excitedly awaiting her father’s return in the living room. I let her watch something and she picked to put some anime on to enjoy and help pass the time, she was definitely mine and Dan’s child.
I looked checked the time and it was almost time his plane would land, so Dan’s almost gonna come home. Yay! The door began to open and the 6'3 footer finally walked through the door. He looked tired from his bagged eyes on his dry face and was poorly, but still he looked adorable. Dan’s hair was in a small state of waves and he put his stuff down. Giving me a tired but loving smile, he began walking toward me but not before Maia would run out.

She happily yelled and jumped straight into her father’s arms the second she heard and saw him, “DADDY!!!”
“Munchkin how are you? I’ve missed you so much, I’ve even gotten you some gifts.” Dan hugged her tightly in his arms, happy to see his little girl as he Ruffles her hair. Maia’s face lit up even more than before, “Yay! But mummy says you need to rest so you can get better.” Maia told Dan, she was only a couple years old but pretty smart. Dan looked at me slightly surprised, “Oh did you say that now?”
Maia nodded while slowly taking the bag of goodies, and I just smiled. I finally had Dan back. “Yeah, but I want you to come over here first.” I said opening my arms while Dan headed towards the sofa. He quickly threw off his thick jacket coat and laid right into my lap.
“I missed you so much.” Dan said voice slightly sore.
“I missed you too.” I said while we share a kiss, all curled up. I wrapped my arms around his shoulders and he rests his nuzzling up to me. It felt so nice to hold and cuddle with him again. He was chilly and kind of cold still, so I began to get up.

“Where are you going?” Dan asked with the obvious tiredness now sinking in.
“To go take care of you silly.” I saw Dan look up at me smiling as I walked into the kitchen to grab him his food.
From the kitchen, I could hear his sleepily voice as he played with Maia and shows Maia her new gifts. I would tell him to rest and Maia to play with him later, but he wouldn’t have had it at all. The man would’ve spent time with his daughter even if it meant he fell asleep whilst doing it, selfless and I loved that about Dan.
“Here’s some soup and tea. There’s also some chocolate and strawberries in the another bowl.” I say placing the food down as he reaches over to eat the soup. Dan’s eyes lovingly look at mine and then brighten up once I mention the sweet.
“Thank for taking such good care of me y/n.”
I smile at him throwing my hands over the soft brown locks I missed so much, whispering into his ear, “Of course.”
“I love you.” Dan said happily to me, while whispering it also into a now distracted toddler’s ear, as she laughs from the tickle-ness.
“I love you too.” I say I’m song like tune.
Dan looked at Maia and gave a little nudge, but all he could get was a mumbled,
“I love you…” followed by a quick but sleepy “too, then a stretched out “daddy” and finally “and mummyy”. It was nearly 9 for Maia and I let her stay up to wait for Dan, so it It made sense she was quickly falling asleep. We looked longingly at our little baby girl but we’re both relieved, as we knew Dan needed to rest soon. Dan and I laughed as our adorable little daughter laid softly on our lap with her hair all over her face, and curled up like the fetal position. We didn’t need to at anything but shared a look that translated to she’s so freaking cute.
“I’m so glad I’m finally home with my perfect little family.” Dan said pulling me into his chest even more and showering me with kisses.
“Eeww, Dan! You’ll get me sick too!” I scream whispered, careful to disturb the little one. Dan laughed while sticking a tongue out at me, but I did still end up in his arms once again watching our daughter nearly falling asleep on the other side, quietly laughing to ourselves.
“Fam’s reunited.” I whisper into Dan’s ear, stroking his cheek.
“Finally.” I here Dan’s lips smack together as he showers kisses onto me and then finally kisses my lips.

<3333  Thank you so much for coming by to brighten my day.  I’m so glad you enjoy what I write, and that you take the time to read it!  You’re such a sweetheart, and this was a wonderful message to wake up to.

I’m so glad because Horrortale Sans is one of the absolute best Sans! <3
(Come November, you guys can expect me to start a Horrortale fanfic, and I’m so excited. Just gotta finish some other projects first. )

Blackberry’s coming around to us! =D

@ac2132
I’m so glad you liked it!  When Blackberry’s not putting on a front, he can be a sweetheart.  x]  

@ut-stuff
I know, right?!  Blackberry has never been very high on my list, but I think he’s really interesting, and after this last chapter, he jumped up!  He was so much fun to write.

@patchedways
Yep, Jolie’s Skeleton Ex Machina with Q comes between chapter 19 and 20 of SSLL.  So, I’d recommend reading it prior to reading chapter 20 so you know who Q is.  It also now has a second chapter that still takes place between 19 and 20, but expands a little more on Q, his world, and his new role within the lodge.  

@ruby-the-wolf
Oh yes, he’ll definitely deny being cute, but he was.  xD  He was so excited, and those cuddles.  Gotta say, you can bet he’s a clinger.  And Q’s been so fun!  I love him so much, too! <3

@askwdaster
I’m so glad you liked it!  And that you enjoyed @jolie-in-the-underground‘s chapter as well!  =D  Not gonna lie; my desktop background is totally Q right now.  

…. Jolie, remember when Night made that Red shimeji?  Imagine a Q one.

@freaky-zombie-chick
I’m glad you liked it!  The Ouija board scene was fun, and I spent way too much time looking up lore that I never actually got to incorporate.  xD  I love horror, too.  Oh man, I’d love for them to learn who Beetlejuice is and try that out.  

I definitely see that being a thing in the future.  If he’s talking to her, he’s not going to be interrupted unless it’s urgent or someone does so in-person.  Especially as his feelings toward her shift.  

@beeswaxdraws
Same here.  xD  Only now I also think of BUTTS.  
(lookin’ at you, Essy.)

Felicity’s computers

Olicity Hiatus Fic-A-Thon Tumblr prompts
Prompt 9- Pride
Fluff

Companion piece to Oliver’s kitchen

Felicity’s the computer expert, so why can’t she figure out what’s wrong with her computers?

AO3


Felicity glanced at the training mats where Oliver and John were sparring as she jostled the mouse at her computers, waking them up. Tossing her purse next to the monitors she pulled her hair up into a ponytail before joining them. “What’s on the agenda tonight?”  

“No plan.” Oliver leaned over to give her a brief kiss. “I have Rene and Dinah out on patrol tonight. John and I are going to train for a while. Anything you need to do?” He gave her a furtive glance.    

She shook her head. “Not really. I’ve got some work I want to do. I think I may have come up with a way to improve the… never mind.” She flicked her hand at his blank expression. “I’m going to work on the computer for a while.”

Oliver pressed his lips together as he nodded at her. “Okay. Let me know if you need any help.”  

Keep reading

Tagged by @4vrafangirl !
rules: tag 10 of your followers you want to get to know better.

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name: Kate (or, as my boss spelled it today: Kathern)

gender: I’ve been thinking about this more lately, but I’m still at cis female

star sign: Gemini

height: 5’ 2”

sexuality: Bisexual

what images do you have set as your desktop/cell wallpapers: My phone lock screen is the art I won from @valleniel of Artemis Ryder, my home screen is Maeve and Bull that @sloth-race drew, and my computer background is Skyhold concept art.

have you ever had a crush on a teacher: Nope

what was your last text message: I just sent my husband an eyeroll emoji

where do you see yourself in 10 years:  I don’t even know where I see myself next year, fam

if you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be: maybe in a bubble bath?

what was your coolest Halloween costume?: I’ve had exactly three Halloween costumes in my whole entire life. One year I was Tinkerbell, one year I was a peacock, and one year I was Medusa. I made all three costumes. I think Medusa was the best though.

what’s your favorite 90s show: Probably Boy Meets World. I have all the seasons on DVD.

who was your last kiss: Indiana

have you ever been stood up: Nope

favorite ice cream flavor: Chocolate chip cookie dough or mint chocolate chip

have you ever been to Las Vegas?: No, but my husband keeps threatening to take me there for a Garth Brooks concert (gross)

your favorite pair of shoes: do slippers count? If not, I have this super cute pair of brown wedges that I like

what is your favorite fruit: Pineapple

what’s your favorite book: I have no idea. Outlander is good!

what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done:

Originally posted by cumdam

I’m tagging everyone who wants to.

Tagged by @wheeler-tozier (gosh diddly darn it)
Rules : tag ten of your followers you want to get to know better - SORRY!

Name : Belinda
Gender : Demigirl (she/her)
Star Sign : Aries
Height : 5’3
Sexuality : Demiromantic Homosexual
What images do you have set as your desktop/cell wallpaper : My laptop is a 80’s themed ‘Oh sure, trash the trashmouth’ background and my phone is a stranger things background of the ‘RUN’ lights
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher : Twice,,, sorry they were pretty
What was your last text message : ‘today was nikitas birthday and she brought 8 pizzas for everyone’
What do you see yourself doing in 10 years : Happy, living in an apartment, doing a job that I love, maybe with a child
If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be? : the Netherlands, or in bed with someone I love (cheESy)
What was your coolest halloween costume? : @wheeler-tozier maate I’m also going as eleven this year
What was your favorite 90s show? : I haven’t watched many shows but I love silence of the lambs, seven, shutter island and pretty much anything that has Leonardo Dicaprio in it
Who was your last kiss : your mother
Whats the stupidest thing you have ever done? : thought I was straight
Have you ever been stood up : not su re?
favorite ice cream flavor : Oreo cookies and cream
Have you ever been to Las Vegas? : never been overseas
Favorite pair of shoes : my high top black and white converses
Whats your favorite fruit? : strawberries! (but the acidity burns my mouth out…)
Whats your favorite book? : carry on, twist and shout or HHGTTG
What loser? : I am literally the lovechild of Stanley, Richie and Eddie
Taglist : I’m unsure if any of these people have been tagged yet, apologies if so.

@itpennywrites

@exoticwhiskers

@brvndneweyes

@rheedeservedbetter

@my-philophobia

@5tanuris

@clxwnchild

@weallraw

@sincerely-millie

@pennywiseconfessions

I was tagged by the lovely @elevenkisses 💛❄️

Name: Conger (it’s weird I know)

Gender: Male

Star sign: Aquarius! I’m literally the last day.

Height: 5’11”

Orientation: Not sure? I like guys, but girls are okay sometimes. Sexuality is a spectrum y’all.

What images do you have set as your desktop/cell wallpapers? My laptop is the default background for a Razer Laptop. But my phone says LoV(s)er.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? No which kinda makes me sad cause I wanna play songs like “hot for teacher” by Van Halen but I can’t relate.

What was your last text message? “I have a fractured butwhole”

If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be? In San Francisco or San Diego. Somewhere out west where I’m not obligated to go to class. I’m so done with school. Imma still go tho.

What was your coolest Halloween costume? Definitely the Eddie one I put together this year.

What was your favorite 90s Show? Wonder Years (I know it came out in 88 but the majority of it was aired during the 90s), Freaks and Geeks (so tragic it only got a season), and Boy Meets World.

Who was your last kiss? My Ex-Boyfriend right before I left for school.

Have you ever been stood up? Kind of? Not by a date (well not an official date), my crush and I were gonna see a movie just us but he bailed after I got to the theater and bought his ticket. But my best friend came and bailed him out. Me and her ended up seeing the movie together and having a great time.

Favorite Ice Cream flavor? Coffee.

Favorite pair of shoes? My blood red low top converses. I actually bought a second pair cause I wore a hole through my first.

Favorite fruit? Banana, maybe kiwi. Or apple. Idk.

Favorite book? Percy Jackson, or Enders Game, or Ready Player One

Stupidest thing you’ve ever done? I once got super drunk and went walking around my roof. Luckily my friends were there and talked me back inside.

What loser? Eddie. I have asthma and anxiety and a snarky sense of humor.

Tagging (I am trying not to double tag people that El and H did so this is short): @lets-ship@reddieinthestars@nonbinaryreddie @crazyfanperson 

i was tagged by @booverly (thank u!!!!)

rules: tag 10 of your followers you want to get to know better

name: mia!

gender: i’m a cis girl!!

star sign: aquarius

height: 5'1

sexuality: very very bi

what images do you have set as your desktop/cell wallpapers?: my phone background is a picture of pumpkins for halloween lol and my laptop background is the One True Love Of My Life, camila cabello

have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: nope, i’m not into that

what was your last text message?: “Okay. I don’t have cramps or anything yet” i was talking to my mum about my heavy flow. idk what else to say about that lmao

what do you see yourself doing in 10 years?: hopefully i’ll have a job in journalism ?????

if you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?: a beach in greece tbh

what was your coolest halloween costume?: hmmm i was always pretty boring. i dressed as a vampire (boring) once and it looked p cool

what was your favorite 90s show?: friends!!!!

who was your last kiss?: never been kissed sis

have you ever been stood up?: nope

favorite ice cream flavor?: salted caramel i think

have you been to las vegas?: no

your favorite pair of shoes?: i don’t really care enough to have a favourite pair tbh

what is your favorite fruit?: I LOVE FRUIT, but if i have to pick them cherries

i tag @arthoebyers @beverlymarshes @conversetozier @denborough @eggboyben @hauntedstanuris @kcspbraks @lesbeverly @michaelxbyers @wyattghouleff (dont feel that you have to!!)

Lucky Ones.

I sat in the passenger seat of my best friend Cecilia’s car looking out the window and wishing I could just remain inside the comforts of the 4-door vehicle. Having a best friend meant a lot of things, including doing things you didn’t really want to do.

Like attending concerts of music artists you didn’t really like just because she liked them or skipping out on a night of Netflix and chocolate to go to a club.

…And breaking into her ex’s home to retrieve a laptop.

Okay so maybe it wasn’t technically breaking and entering. She had a key. I just didn’t think that Max had thought of the fact she still had that key or at least thought of a way to pry it out of her slimy hands.

I missed happy Max and Cilia. They were now angry M&C after their bitter breakup that just so happened to occur in my living room while I sat on the couch awkwardly trying to watch tv and ignore the yelling and they stood in front of me blocking any chance I had of a decent view.

Yayyy love!

Now Cecilia had insisted on dragging me to her ex’s place of residence in order to get back a laptop the couple had supposedly shared throughout their relationship. Had I been thinking straight I would have opted to just buy her another. It would be cheaper than having to spend my night in jail after Max called the cops on us.

“Why did I let you talk me into this? Max is going to kill you and more importantly, me! He actually used to like me, you know?”

“Oh please. He’s not even home. Live a little.” She gave that shrug and coy smile that is always given in the movies before the character ends up doing something bad. Something really bad. I was just waiting for the lights of a car to pull into the driveway and come and save me from this wretched plan my best friend had come up with.

Without another word she stepped out of the car and I stupidly followed suit. I could hear the vibrant jingle of the car keys in her hand as she searched for the key to the home on her chain.

“What’s on this laptop anyway?” It had to be something important if she was going through so much effort to retrieve it.

“A sex tape,” she spoke nonchalantly while I, meanwhile, almost choked on my own spit. Cecilia looked to me and giggled with amusement. “Juuust kidding. It just has a few documents for work on it that I stupidly didn’t email myself.”

“Why don’t you just ask him for it?”

“Because it’s no fun if I just ask. Besides he’s not going to just hand it back to me. We’re bitter exes. That’s not how it works.”  I guess that was a sufficient excuse. Arriving at the door, Cecilia calmly entered her key into the lock and twisted, pushing the door open and I could hear a slight sigh of relief as she gained access to the home. “Still works.”

My heart was beating rapidly, as if I had just run a mile instead of driven here. “So what do you want me to do? Be the lookout?”

She quickly shook her head. “No. That’s my job. You’re going to go upstairs and grab the computer. It’ll be easy.” While she spoke as if I was just pouring myself a glass of water, my eyes widened in fear.

“What? No way! This was your idea! Why do I have to do the dirty work?!”

“Because just incase he’s a psycho who has hidden cameras placed around his room, it’ll catch you, not me. He likes you remember? He wouldn’t call the cops on you but me? Whew. He’d put me in Guantanamo Bay if he could.”

Oh great. Thanks. Bet my livelihood on someone’s liking of me.

“You’re fast. You’ll be fine. Now go!” She urged me forward with a light push to my back and as I reluctantly glanced back to her over my shoulder, I knew there was no turning back. It was now or never. I couldn’t fail too miserably, right?

I inched towards the staircase, my eyes glancing around the unfamiliar home. Though Cecilia and Max had been together for eight months and I was forced to play third wheel quite often, I had never been in his place. I didn’t have much time to learn my surroundings now either.

Approaching the top of the staircase, I saw a bedroom on the right side further down the hall. I went towards that first. The door was slightly open so I simply pushed the door and crept inside some more. The room seemed empty as my eyes did a quick sweep and there were no sounds emitting that suggested I was invading Max’s company.

Like a treasure chest waiting to be discovered, my eyes fell on a Mac placed right in the center of the bedspread. This was turning out to be simpler than I thought. I moved towards the computer and grabbed it into my arms but the slight sound of a soft patter of a foot nearly made my heart jump out of my chest.

That was when I noticed the bathroom door in the corner of the room, light emitting from it as it began to pull open.

Shit.

I thought to haul my way out of the room, down the steps, and to the safety of Cecilia’s car but it seemed my feet weren’t moving quite as fast as my mind. The figure from behind the door began to walk out, unaware that there was someone else in his room too.

My mouth began to form an apology to Max until I realized it wasn’t him.

And that was when he noticed me.

“What the hell?!” He yelled as his hand that was once playing in his wet, messy hair now dropped to his side.

“Oh my God! I’m so sorry!” I could feel my cheeks flush red in embarrassment, from not only being caught but from catching this stranger fresh out of a shower with only a towel wrapped around his waist.

It seemed now that any fear he had of me, if there ever was any, dissipated when he inched forward until he was standing right in front of me. “What are you doing with my laptop? I’m going to give you 5 seconds before I call the police.”

“I-I was grabbing it for my friend. This is Max’s laptop and it has something that belongs to her on it.”

“What? Max’s room is down the hall. This is mine.” Without warning, he grabbed for it and pulled open the screen, revealing a desktop background of what I assumed to be him in a vibrant jersey.

He looked a little different fresh out the shower.

The intensity of my blush found a way to get worse. “Oh…I’m sorry. I guess I had the wrong room.”

“How did you get in here?”

“We–”

Just in the nick of time, my best friend’s voice could be heard coming closer to the bedroom. “What is taking you so long? Can you not find it?” It was then that she entered the doorway and her steps halted as soon as she saw the stranger half-naked beside me.

The man uttered a disappointed groan, his head resting back some as he sighed her name. “Cecilia.”

“Oh. Julian. Funny seeing you here,” she said through a fake smile.

“I live here. What…what are you doing here? And why is she in my room?” He now motioned to me.

“We came to get a few things. That’s all.”

“Get out or I’m calling Max.”

“Aw, come on Jules. That isn’t necessary. I just need a few documents for work off of the computer Max has. That’s it. You know if I would have called and asked if he would have even picked up, he would have said no.”

The man I now knew as Julian sighed, looking sternly at Cecilia for a moment before mumbling his first sign of approval, “Fine. But that better be all you’re getting or I swear…”

“Scouts honor!”

Cecilia quickly exited the room, leaving me awkwardly standing next to the towel-clothed male who now decided to turn and look down at me. “I am so sorry,” I began to apologize again. For the first time, a smile broke his face.

“I’ve had worse things happen than finding a strange, attractive woman sneaking in my bedroom.”

Attractive. That word lingered on repeat in my mind for a while before I spoke again. “Strange?” I teased with a raise of my eyebrow.

“Strange in the sense I don’t know you, not personality though that may be true too,” he winked. I think I liked this guy. He took steps toward a dresser and began pulling out items of clothing, turning to hold two shirts up in his hand. “Since you’re here which looks better?”

He held them up so I was better able to see. “They look nearly the same.” The only difference was one shirt seemed to be a darker shade of red than the other.

“Exactly. They’re my lucky shirts.”

“You have lucky shirts?” I questioned incredulously.

“Yes. You don’t?”

“I have lucky underwear.”

“See. Same concept only one gets you laid and the other just makes you look like you have potential.”

An amused giggle left my lips as I tried to hide my amusement behind my hand. Julian smiled as well, tossing the shirts to the bed and holding his hand out to me. “I’m Julian. And you are…?”

“Y/N, Cecilia’s best friend who gets dragged along on her crazy adventures.”

“I see. If you’re as crazy as her, maybe I should be ending our conversation now.”

There was another giggle from me. “I’m not.”

“Well it was lovely meeting you.” I could see him look in the direction of the clock on his dresser. “I must be getting dressed or I’ll be late but if you did enjoy stalking me and breaking into my bedroom as much as I enjoyed you doing it, you should join me tonight,” he chimed with a charming smile. It was a charming smile I couldn’t deny.

“And where would that be, Julian?” I teased with a smile of my own.

“There’s a bar a little ways down the street me and a few friends will be gathering at. Max won’t be there so if you have to drag Cecilia along, I suppose that’s fine. I guess the story would be much funnier told with her there.”

“Are you sure your friends won’t think I’m crazy after hearing your version of the story?”

“Oh, they will but crazy is how I introduce all of my girlfriends.”

An amused chuckle escaped my throat. “Then I guess I will be seeing you there. I’ll leave you to get dressed.”

“Good idea. I don’t typically show off until the second date.”

“So tonight is a date?”

“Is this right now not a date?” He joked, as he motioned around the room. Julian laughed a bit. “Okay okay. I’m being too forward and my stupid jokes and yeah…I’m ruining my chances already. I’ll see you at the bar,” he nodded, now wanting to shut himself up which I found absolutely adorable.

“See you then, Julian,” I called over my shoulder while I exited the room and shut the door behind me. Who knew breaking and entering could end with me getting a date? 

gif credit to juliandraxlerfans.

First day back in class and of course I decide to waste the time drawing. Yes, that is Sherlock, and let me explain why. Sitting at the back of the class, you can deduce a lot about people from what you see on their laptops before the lecture begins. Some people are prepared to take notes, some are on Facebook, tumblr, other forums, and some even play games. If Sherlock were in university right now, he’d be able to tell you who spent their summer job income on a new machine by looking at the default start menu icons; or who is taking this class to fufill a requirement because he’s replying to a forum in a different field; or who is the kind of girl to party from her google maps search; or how to start a conversation with the girl who has Harry Styles as her desktop background… Needless to say, I was a huge creep and analyzed my classmates instead of listening to the lecture. Oops. 

But I do think it is a very interesting way of sharing a part of yourself with others. I don’t know if other people creep around like I do, but I appreciate that some people show their interests so publicly (even if they don’t mean to). It would be a great way to make friends– if you see someone with a similar interest on their screen, you instantly have something to talk about!

Rules: tag 10 of your followers you want to get to know better

—Name: Rian/Avery/That name people call me at school but nowhere else lmao

—Gender: dm me lmao

—Star sign: aries

—Height: 152-154cm

—What images do you have set as your desktop/cell wallpapers?:
well it’s a prickly pear cactus in front of a painted pink brick background
—Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:
lol no

—What was your last text message?
i think it was me complaining about the same grass fires mentioned by jotonkie

—What do you see yourself doing in 10 years?:
idk probs complainin about serious back issues from my slouching issue

—If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?:
probs somewhere i can be my cronge self
What was your coolest Halloween costume?:
i’ve legit never dressed up as anything cool

—What was your favorite 90s show?:
fresh prince of bel air

—Who was your last kiss?:
my reflection c:

—Have you ever been stood up?:
by myself yea

—Favorite ice cream flavor?:
half baked

—Have you been to Las Vegas?:
nop

—Your favorite pair of shoes?:
my sweet doc martens that have a cool new colour after putting shoe oil on them. even though they kill my feet still and refuse to break in even after three years of wear.

—What is your favorite fruit?:
dragon fruit or tangerines

—What’s your favourite book?:
probs cat’s eye by margaret atwood maybe

—What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?
well i did this stupid thing where i tried to take a break from tumblr and life in general really but it didn’t work so i came back to hell lmao hi

—What loser?:
o shit my bad didn’t see this one uh okay probs beverly idk?

—lol i’ll tag
@ask-demon-denmark @jean-lance @spiritussalis @spiritmoon23 @chesshirebunn @ask—kuro (won’t lemme tag you because fuck mobile lmao sorry bud) @arthursbasement @rici-roni @candlefleek @anyone who wants to do it go ahead you’re all tagged tag you’re it

Thanks for the tag, @edsrich ✨💖

Name: Hannah!

Gender: Female.

Star sign: Capricorn! I’m a January baby. 

Height: 5′3.

Orientation: Not too sure, but definitely biromantic! 

What images do you have set as your desktop/cell wallpapers? My laptop background says “TOSHIBA: Leading Innovation” because I’ve just reset it recently and I am completely and utterly lazy. My phone, though, is JACK IN A SWEATER AND OVERALLS. 

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Nope! 

What was your last text message? “My name on my laptop is Han, and honestly, now I always see it and think of your voice.”

What do you see yourself doing in 10 years? Transposing my feelings into music. Maybe doing some writing on the side as well. 

If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be? Deep in a forest or on the New York City pavements in winter. 

What was your coolest Halloween costume? I was Eleven last year! 

What was your favorite ‘90s show? FREAKS AND GEEKS.

Who was your last kiss? Somebody that randomly kissed me on my driveway over a year ago.

Have you ever been stood up? Nope. 

Favorite ice cream flavor? I work in an ice cream shop, so subsequently I like over 30 flavors! If I absolutely must choose, I’ll say toffee chocolate chip!

Favorite pair of shoes? Black Converse high-tops! 

Favorite fruit? I love fruit of all sorts, but pineapple is the best. Even on pizza. 

Favorite book? I haven’t been able to read in a good while, but when I was younger I was in love with the Percy Jackson series as well as one called Freak the Mighty. The Great Gatsby is also super good!

Stupidest thing you’ve ever done? I was so tired that I accidentally showed up to work with one black shoe and one white shoe. I’ve also laughed really hard and spit out food way too many times to count. 

What loser? Eddie. I, too, am an anxious hypochondriac.

Tagging @fleurderpin @bitchingbananas @serendipity-y @fightingtheangels @readyreddie @mullingarssweetheart @80smikewheeler @nearchild @captainnessie @reddieskaspbrak

I was tagged by @pennywise-fucker, a very wonderful person

Name: Michaela

Gender: Female

Star sign: Libra

Height: 166cm (so that’s 5′5?)

Sexuality: Bisexual with a preference for boys

What images do you have set as your desktop/cell wallpapers? Candle smoke whirls on a black background.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? No?

What was your last text message? “On my way”

What do you see yourself doing in 10 years? Married happily, a complete degree in law school, a stable job, not be depressed, basically all of these are unrealistic

If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be? In the theatre watching IT (2017)

What was your coolest halloween costume? One time I cosplayed as Lady Death from the Deadpool game (so basically I looked like a very dark Calavera Catrina) and the first kid that saw me started crying so I guess that’s a cool story

What was your favourite 90′s show? Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction (still love it!)

Who was your last kiss? My boyfriend, yesterday

Have you ever been stood up? Not by people I cared about

Favourite ice cream flavor? The blue one!

Have you been to Las Vegas? Not even to the US

What’s your favourite book? Tough one. Speaking of thrillers, I love all books written by Cody McFadyen. My favorite fantasy novels used to be the Yelena-Trilogy.  But I also enjoy historically significant books such as The Prince by Machiavelli or The Art Of War by Sunzi or Du contrat social by Rousseau

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done? It all started when I was 3 and a farmer sat me on a pot-bellied pig, that ran away with me for whatever reason, chased by a very concerned farmer and a kindergarten teacher. The ride ended when the pig threw me in its own dung pile. My life went downhill from there. What followed was one bad desicion after another. But I think that having shared a flat with two junkies is also worth mentioning.

What loser? Richie because he is funny and loyal, and Stan because I relate to him the most


I am tagging people whose fact sheets would probably be really interesting so that would be @littletoccata @misgivings, @spookyskarsgard, @hauntedtozier and @werewolftozier if you guys are bored, but I don’t expect you to do it

tagged by: bri aka @commvnderdamerons <3 <3 thanks lovely one

rules: tag 10 of your followers you want to get to know better.

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name: nicole

gender: female

star sign: aries with a libra moon

height: 5'6

sexuality: bi

what images do you have set as your desktop/cell wallpapers: my phone lockscreen is carrie fisher and my desktop background is rome on one and daenerys as the other

have you ever had a crush on a teacher: uh no ew

what was your last text message: “do you wanna get a drink tmrw after service?” to my work bff

where do you see yourself in 10 years: married hopefully. living my best life i guess. travelling sounds n i c e

if you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be: rome or far north queensland or the coromandel or new york

what was your coolest halloween costume? y’all i’m aussie we don’t go big on halloween but this year i’m going to a party and i’m going as betty cooper :)

what’s your favorite 90s show: lol fuck knows i didn’t and still rarely watch tv shows

who was your last kiss: my boo :))

have you ever been stood up: lmao i haven’t been on enough dates to be stood up

favorite ice cream flavor: peanut butter or cherry yogurt or ferrerro or watermelon or hazelnut idk i love icecream

you ever been to las vegas? lol no and i don’t wanna tbh

your favorite pair of shoes: my rosegold chrome converse

what is your favorite fruit: strawberries and blueberries and passionfruit

what’s your favorite book: city of bones by cassandra clare, the hunger games by susanne collins, deltora quest by emily rodda, under the neversky by veronica rossi and inferno by dan brown

what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done: i’ve done a lotta dumbass shit tbh but the stupidest thing i ever did was confess to someone that i liked them(it worked out well for me tho:))

tagging: (optional!!) @holdmyhansolo @qiaocake1 @mynameisnoelle @omgtoomuchfandoms @isablooo @cosmicbattalion @universal-glitch @periphvna @jcnnybernthal  @tara-goddess-chambler <3

tagged by @whataguymakesyoucryandidid (love you Lee)

Name: Rowan

Gender: uhhhh ethereal elf

Star Sun sign: Taurus :b

Height: 5′4.5″

Sexuality: asexual af

What images do you have set as your desktop/cell wallpapers?: I’ve got Jodariel from Pyre on both phone backgrounds, and two different Mialee things on my laptop.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: No??

What was your last text message? “Okay” - in response to my mom telling me to check my email

What do you see yourself doing in 10 years?: hopefully living with my BF in a house or apartment with at least one cat

If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?: Can I be in Vermont with Theo and Lee or is that not allowed?

What was your coolest Halloween costume?: No costume will ever be as cool as my costume of Taako Taaco that I’m planning for this year.

What was your favorite 90s show?: does the original Pokemon count? Because that was my Thing when I was younger

Who was your last kiss?: Me?? get kissed?? Never Happened

Have you ever been stood up?: No?? I’ve never been on an actual date??

Favorite ice cream flavor?: Chocolate chip cookie dough

Have you been to Las Vegas?: I’ve never been farther west than Tennessee

Your favorite pair of shoes?: I have this pair of boots with a small heel and they’re brown and black and I love them.

What is your favorite fruit?: Peaches!

What’s your favorite book?: Sorry to be cliche but I love LoTR and also I haven’t read a book in ages

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?: I do lots of stupid things and mentally block them out to keep myself from dying of embarrassment

What loser?: Is this an It reference?? I never watched that and don’t plan to

uhhh I guess I’ll tag @sheydim @howlandt @art-the-hivemind and @stars-and-candybars. Get a good mix in there.