this is my associate

  • Missy: Hello, I am Doctor Who and these are my associates. Thing one . . and thing two.
  • Nardole: It's Nardole
  • Bill: Excuse me, but he calls himself the doctor.
  • Missy: It's Doctor Who. That's his name.
  • Bill: What.
  • Nardole: What.
  • Doctor: Don't listen to her. She's teasing.
  • Missy: He wanted to be cool and mysterious. He called himself that.
  • Doctor: Stop it.
  • Missy: He dropped the 'who' part because it didn't stick.
  • Doctor: Not true.
  • *Not even ten minutes later*
  • Doctor: I am Doctor Who. That's my name.

i haven’t been to my local grocery store since ~*before treatment bc i am someone who responds very strongly to memories of places / associates them heavily with times in my life / i made myself very known there bc my town is very, very small (literally ppl are always like ‘oh don’t worry! i’m sure you’re just being paranoid! no one really notices those things!’…..no……there are like 4 cashiers at this store and i was there like every other day, and my purchases would be very different depending on the day lmao)

anyway
this post was to say….i’m dreading going back
but i really need yogurt


stay tuned for more of this episode of “my pride vs. my love of fermented milk product’

scorpio-male-witch  asked:

Hey! What for I can use nebulae in my craft? I mean, I don't know if they're used but I'm starting to learn about planetary witchcraft and I was wondering...

Nebulae correspond to foundation, illumination, radiance, renewal, and cleansing, as per my own associations :)

Some jackass put my post on their lazytown discourse blog like buddy could you MAYBE not? I don’t want any of my shit associated with that fandom

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I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory,
Is this where it gets me? In space, 60000 feet above the Earth…

Modern AU featuring TJeffs as local human disaster, Jmads as #givemeabreak2k17 and A.Ham as your obedient gremlin

[Someone actually did this]

underrated Iconic™ six of crows/crooked kingdom moments
  • inej simultaneously choking tante heleen and stealing her priceless diamonds like a bamf
  • kaz’s ‘embarrassed teenage boy’ act in front of smeets (i was laughign so hard)
  • “pay someone to pay someone to pay someone to burn your kruge”
  • that time kaz and wylan chemically burned a hole in the ceiling and dropped into the middle of van eck’s dinner party
  • matthias grumbling “i. should. let. you. die.” while trying to restart kaz’s heart; nina giving kaz mouth-to-mouth resuscitation 
  • kaz staying conscious even though a prison guard shoved his bare fingers in his mouth (!!!)
  • Wyvil
  • inej breaking van eck’s nose SHE DID THAT
  • JESPER’S SHOT @ KUWEI!! MY HEART WAS IN MY THROAT WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS 
  • kaz complaining nonstop bc alys van eck Wont ShuT UP
  • nina f-bombing @ matthias
  • child kaz f-bombing @ the man who wont let him see mr. hertzoon
  • “you’re too broke to buy waffles” 
  • llewelyn
  • KAZ’S IDIOTIC SMILE WHEN HE SEES INEJ JESPER AND WYLAN THUNDERING FROM THE ICE COURT IN A TANK DRAGGING THE ‘STRYMAKT FJERDAN’ BANNER HONESTLY DOES IT GET ANY BETTER
  • nina’s pregnant woman charade 
  • “i will turn your teeth inside out” “that’s physically impossible”
  • WYLAN’S DRUNK FJERDAN NATIONAL ANTHEM
  • wylan “im not a thief” van eck: offended @ “you think like a lockpick”; one (1) book later wylan has a scheming face and a “very passable imitation of kaz’s glare”
  • “if you ever cared about me at all, don’t follow.” Kaz Why Are You Like This Kaz
  • damage

Lance: no, all you gotta do is go up to the guy and tell him you like him

Keith: okay, so like this: i like you.

Lance: exactly! now just go tell him!

Keith: i like you

Lance: yeah, just like that, now go tell him

Keith: i just did

Lance: but it’s just me here

Keith:

at hunk & lance’s 5th grade graduation every kid had to get up and say what their favorite school memory was. hunk’s was “my favorite moment was when i met lance” and lance’s was “my favorite moment was when i met hunk” and while each of them was speaking the other was in the corner dabbing. 

ice ice paladin‧₊˚

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and this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart

happy birthday to a special bean!

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What can a female character do without being criticized mercilessly? [insp.]

To the boy with the universe in his cape and whose eyes shine brighter than the stars. It’s our dear starry price! ☆

To the boy who also doesn’t wear matching socks, but they have stars so it’s cool// Based off the DLC chat!