If you liked my jealous!Victor list, get ready for these jealous!Yuuri fics… I love these fics omfg
Look Only at Me by ThatDarnOtaku, Explicit, 3.3k Yuuri overheard a conversation he shouldn’t and decides to take action. SPICY KATSUDON ALERT
Momentary Relapse by Chymaille, Gen, 1.8k Being engaged to a living legend isn’t always easy, especially when your traitorous brain is always looking for an excuse to remind you that you don’t deserve him. On a date night, Viktor attracts once again the attention of a pretty girl and Yuuri doesn’t handle that very well. Thumbs up!
Even if I Triedby deathbycoldopen, Teen, 6.7k His eyes flickered over to Viktor, then back to the ice. There was a different kind of heat invading his cheeks now, all too familiar and unwelcome. “Um,” he said quietly. “Mostly I just wanted people to feel good watching it.” Lie. He’d only thought of one person. Great fic!
You’re My Favourite Of Them All by Grassepi, Gen, 3.3k Viktor adores his fans. They’re everywhere- in China, in Europe, in Japan, the entire country of Russia… he’s always loved interacting with them, wherever they approached him. They support him, they love him, they throw him flowers and ask for pictures and autographs. Perhaps it wasn’t so surprising that he fell in love with one in the end. Love this!
Melting the Ice by fujoshikoi, Teen, 2.8k What’s Yuuri’s problem? Victor wants to know. What is this feeling? Yuuri wants to understand. Definitely recommend!
Show Me by actualgayrobot, Explicit, 1.2k Yuuri finds himself hot and bothered after his most recent Eros performance, wanting nothing more than some alone time in a private room to sort out his problems. He doesn’t plan to drag Viktor with him, it just kind of… happens. Spicy!
If you try sometimes, you get what you need by whosays_penultimate, Mature, 34k After Viktor kissed Yuuri at the Cup of China, Yuuri closed off from a potential relationship, due to his insecurity and anxiety. Having decided Yuuri doesn’t want him, Viktor goes pleasure-seeking. After Yuuri finds him with another man, they decide to commit to each other and take things slow. They’re wildly different people, so will they make it work? Angsty but with a happy ending!
A Skating Scholarship by Viktorsfeet, Teen, 35k In which Phichit and Yuuri are roommates and he has a hopeless crush on Viktor. Jealous!Yuuri AND jealous!Victor… enjoy!
i may be bad (but i’m perfectly good at it) by kxtsukiyuri, Explicit, 2.8k Yūri loved Viktor. He really, truly did, with all his heart. But sometimes, Viktor could get a little too flirty at competitions, flitting from skater to skater with a sultry smile and well… Yūri wasn’t exactly pleased when that happened. So sometimes Viktor needed a little reminder who he belonged to.
They offered the world a glimpse at their newborn on Saturday as they announced the joyous news of the birth. But Cheryl, 33, and Liam Payne, 23, will not be sharing any pictures of their son’s face as their main priority is their child’s privacy.
A friend of the couple exclusively told MailOnline: ‘Cheryl and Liam decided they won’t be sharing any pictures as they want to protect the privacy of the baby.’
Revealing that the couple will not be taking part in any magazine deals, they continued: 'They had been offered huge deals from the UK and US but they turned it down as the baby’s privacy is the most important thing to them.'
The news comes after the proud new parents shared a picture of their little one with fans on Saturday. Cheryl welcomed her first child London’s Chelsea and Westminster Hospital, with her partner, Liam, at her side.
She announced the news on Instagram on Saturday as she shared a picture of Liam cradling their little one, captioned: 'On Wednesday 22nd March Liam and I became parents to an incredibly beautiful, healthy baby boy, weighing 7lb 9 and looking like a dream.Although he still doesn’t have a name he is already stealing hearts. We are all madly in love and overwhelmingly happy with our little arrival. Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers around the world. A day that now has a different meaning to me forever.’
Liam shared the same picture as he wrote: 'My close friends and family know there are very few times when I’m left speechless…wow! I’m incredibly happy to welcome our new baby boy into the world, it’s a moment that I will never forget for the rest of my life and my favourite memory I have so far. I’m completely in awe of his incredible mother and how she has been the whole way through this, she’s really made my dreams come true. We haven’t named him yet but he’s already capturing hearts including mine. I feel very blessed. Happy Mother’s Day everyone!’
Whilst the couple have not yet settled on a name for their baby boy, Alfie has proven to be one of the front-runners.
Speaking about her desire to become a mother in 2012, Cheryl admitted that she loved the moniker and had already picked it out for if she ever had a son. Speaking two years after her split from first husband Ashley Cole in 2012, Cheryl told GQ magazine: 'I love kids, I’m obsessed with babies. I know that’s what I was put on the earth to do – to be a mother.’
Cheryl added at the time that she already had a name picked out for a baby boy, telling the magazine: 'Of course I’ve thought about baby names a million times. I like Alfie for a little boy.’
Liam also revealed he’d picked out baby names, telling Hits Radio during his One Direction days: 'I like the name Taylor. Taylor’s pretty neutral for a boy or a girl. That’s what I’m going to call my first child if I had children.’ Liam even went on to hint that he might be ready to have multiple children as he quipped that being with his bandmates 24/7 had given him plenty of practice in playing dad, joking: 'It’s like having four of them!’
Cheryl kept fans guessing for months before confirming her pregnancy in the most public way – at a L'Oreal photoshoot, in which she posed in a close-fitting black dress and cradled her bump. Friends said at the time that she had kept the pregnancy a secret because she didn’t want to 'jinx her happiness’ after years of bad luck in relationships.
The singer was married to England footballer Ashley Cole from July 2006 to September 2010. She married Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini in July 2014, and the pair divorced in October 2016.
Cheryl became a household name when she joined girl band Girls Aloud, who were put together by talent show, Popstars: The Rivals in 2002.
Liam first laid eyes on Cheryl in 2008 when he auditioned for the X Factor but failed to make it through to the live shows.Two years later at the age of 16, he appeared on the series again and joined forces with fellow solo singers to create One Direction, but it wasn’t until February 2016 that they decided to embark on a romance.
During Liam’s time on the show, Cheryl was married to her now ex-husband Ashley Cole. She went on to remarry with Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini in 2014, and announced their separation earlier this year.
Guys guys guys he sent me more pictures, he’s a fat little boy! 300g at 6 months! That’s what I like! Omg I think I’m gonna buy him I can’t stop stalking the breeder and asking questions, I’m such a pain! He’s one of my favourite all time morphs!
Warnings: Can’t think of any. Pretty much just fluff.
A/N: This is a real people fic but it is an AU Mini Series. Jensen is a photographer, Jared owns a bar and Misha is a doctor. It is my first time writing a real people fic in AU so lets hope I don’t fall on my face completely here.
I didn’t write this chronologically as I usually do. I wrote everything that the narrator tells us first and build the story around that. The narrator’s story can be read without the actual story and the actual story can be read without the narration. The narrator only actually tell us the things in cursive, the rest is Jensen’s PoV ;) Again let’s hope I land on my feet with this one.
It is written for @avasmommy224’s Birthday Challenge and Jenn is a total sweetheart who let me make a series out if this. The prompt is in part 2 and the acquired smut is in part one, I reused the prompt partially in this part which is the final part.
Happy Birthday Jenn. Hope you enjoyed it.
Thanks to to my fav Erin aka @blacktithe7 for being the rockstar she is and betaing this for me.
NO HATE AGAINST DANNEEL. I LOVE HER - THIS IS FICTION. PRETEND SHE IS HAPPY WITH SOMEONE ELSE
You see, love doesn’t always start with fireworks. Not the eternal kind. Not unconditional long lasting kind. Their kind of love never ends and do you know how I know? I witnessed it. I watched it grow stronger every day. I watched the way my dad looked at my mom and the way she would blush. She still does. After 3 kids and 18 years of marriage, they still kiss each other every day. Mom still falls asleep on the couch leaning against my dad on movie night. He still looks at her with as much love as he did in my very first memory of them, if not more.
Y/N did write her book. Actually she wrote several, and Jensen never stopped taking pictures. His works are displayed in various museums and magazines, but my favourite pictures he ever took are the ones of his family.
There is a staircase at Jensen and Y/N’s house. My childhood home. The wall is covered in pictures my dad took of Mom, Jaydan, Brice and me, but in the middle of all the photographs is my mom’s handwriting. It says “My Favourite Day”.
Summary: Reader is the younger sister of Tony Stark. After a bad
breakup with her abusive ex she moves into the Stark Tower and asks Tony to
help her train so she can look after herself and feel safe. Having previously
worked at S.H.I.E.L.D as a translator, she fits in with the team immediately
and proves herself to be no damsel in distress but that isn’t to say she
doesn’t welcome the protective aura of a certain super-soldier.
Pairings: Bucky x Reader, Tony x Steve, Wanda x Vision, Tony x sister!reader
Word count: 2,292
Warnings: minor swearing, minor angst/violence
A/N: when speech is in italics, it means they are speaking another
language. Y/N/N = Your Nickname. Hope you like it guys!
The next four weeks
were some of the happiest you’d had in a long time. They consisted of sleeping,
eating and hanging out with Tony’s team. Sometimes one or two of them would be
off on missions but there would usually still be someone for you to talk to and
if not you would visit Dr Cho for a check-up/friendly chat. Now, your injuries
were almost healed and you were raring to get training, though Tony hadn’t
brought it up since the first time you talked about it, and you wondered if he
“Ughh,” you groaned as
you stretched. You had slept badly last night, which wasn’t unusual for you now.
After the first few nights of sleeping at the tower the nightmares had begun,
you assumed, because you were no longer so exhausted. Every night you woke with
the tracks of half-dried tears on your cheeks, a layer of sweat covering your
body and every night you stared at the ceiling, trying desperately to forget,
until you fell asleep again. But the nightmares were a small price to pay for
the new home you had found in the tower and the people who resided there.
You dragged yourself
from your bed and took a two-minute shower to rub the grime from your body. Then
came the usual – a t-shirt borrowed from one of the team (Sam’s this time),
some sweats, also borrowed (these looked like Wanda’s, you thought) and Bucky’s
jumper – the one he had given you the first night you were here. You alternated
between this one and another of his jumpers – your two favourites because they
were the biggest, cosiest and softest – so they could be washed and also
because about once or twice a week, Bucky would barge into your room
complaining that you’d stolen all his jumpers. In response, you’d give one back
and keep the other one until you could steal the first one back. It was a good
You found the kitchen
and commons mostly empty – Steve, Nat and Clint were on a mission and the
others were probably lingering around the tower – apart from your brother,
Tony, “Hey Tone, what’s up?” You asked cheerfully, despite your lack of sleep.
“Morning Y/N/N,” he
yawned, “Just tired. Hey, so I was thinking. You’ve been here for about a month
now and it’s probably time-” you held your breath, “that you go pick up your
stuff from your old apartment,” you released a disappointed breath, “I mean,
you can’t live in our clothes forever plus you’re gonna need your workout
clothes to train in.” He smirked mischievously.
You let out an excited
shriek and threw your arms around his neck, “Yes, yes yes! Thank you, Tone!”
The two of you laughed at your excitement and after a moment you pulled back, “Except…
I was thinking of never setting foot near that apartment or Jake ever again so
I’ll just go buy everything new y’know. As for the personal items and shit, oh
well, I mean, nothing lasts for ever. Anyways, I should be going,” you pulled
an innocent face and began wandering out of the kitchen a little too
“You don’t want
breakfast?” Tony called, his voice amused.
“Nope,” you replied,
popping the ‘p’.
You heard him sigh and
jog out of the kitchen after you, “Come on Y/N/N. I know you’re scared but you
won’t be alone. I’ll go with you and we can bring the others as well if you
want. We’ll go when he’s at work or something, at a time you know he won’t be
in,” he pleaded.
You sighed, “Tony, I don’t
want to go back there. He’s been calling me and texting me every day, so much so
that I’ve just stopped using my phone, and he’s angry Tony. If I hadn’t come
here he would have already found me and I would be in a hospital bed right now…
or worse,” you muttered the last part quietly but Tony still heard and pulled
you into a sudden hug, a little roughly.
“Don’t you dare say
that Y/N. Don’t you dare. I would never let that happen. We would never let that happen – you’ve only been here a month and
the team are smitten with you,” you gave him a sceptical look, “I know, I know.
I don’t have a clue why either-”
He grinned, “My point
is. You’re safe. Don’t let the bastard win by keeping all the stuff that
matters to you.” His tone was fierce as he talked and you smiled at his
protective nature. Tony could be a bit of an asshole sometimes, but no one
could ever say he didn’t care about his family.
“Fine. Let me have some
breakfast and then we’ll go see if the others will come with us.”
In the end, Bucky, Sam
and Rhodey were the ones to join you, since Wanda and Vision already had plans
to spend the day cooking and you refused to ruin them. The five of you squeezed
into one of Tony’s many cars and made the short drive to your apartment. By the
time you arrived, a thin sheen of sweat had already appeared on your forehead.
You were terrified, you realised. Jake should be at work by now, so there was
very little danger of running into him, but that didn’t mean you weren’t
When your little group
reached the bottom of the stairs (yes, you used to live in a 6th
floor apartment without a lift), you froze. You shook your head, “Nuh uh. I’ve
changed my mind. He can keep it. He can keep all of it. I don’t need my
clothes, or my underwear. Or- or my favourite books, or that picture I have of
us when we were kids, Tony. I mean, really-”
Tony cut you off,
grasping your shoulders gently, “We’re here, Y/N, it’s ok. Come on.”
His words had no
effect. You felt as though your limbs were lead. You were not going up those
stairs, no matter what he said to you.
“It’s ok, doll,” he spoke the Romanian quietly, his voice soft in
your ear, “It’s ok. You’re ok. What can
one guy do against four of the Avengers? We’ll protect you. I’ll protect you,” a
calloused hand found yours, a thumb tracing the back of your hand, and you held
it tightly, like it was the only thing keeping you together in that moment. Maybe
it was. “What do you say, hmm? You’re not
going to let him win, are you?”
You shook your head
slowly, your shoulders still tense. The next words you spoke were so quiet that
Bucky had to lean in to hear them, “No. I’m
not. Come on, Sergeant.” A small smile graced his lips at the title and you
nodded firmly, steeling your nerves.
The five of you made
your way up the stairs slowly, you and Bucky leading. You were all silent - the
feeling of fear had settled heavily over the group. When you were finally
facing the door, you suddenly felt all your anxiety melt away. What were you
thinking? Of course nothing would happen; you were with four of the most
highly-trained - and rather protective - people in the world. They would do
anything to keep you safe, and you them, so one pathetic man would be nothing.
You could do this.
You squared your
shoulders and went to turn the key in the lock. When you entered the apartment,
the state of it made you wonder if you had got the right one. Where it had once been
lightly cluttered, looking more homely than messy, it was now the blast zone of
Sam let out a low whistle,
“Jeez Y/N didn’t know you featured on Hoarders,” he said, looking around.
Rhodey echoed your
earlier thoughts, “It looks like someone set off a bomb in here.”
Empty pizza boxes
cluttered the kitchen counter and the coffee table. The floor had disappeared
under a layer of dirty clothes and rubbish and on the sofa was another mound of
clothes. The whole apartment was dark and the TV had been left on, playing
quietly in the background. In and around the sink was a month’s worth of dirty
dishes and the milk had been left out to go rotten.
You picked your way
around the debris and went into the room you and Jake had shared. In here was
worse than out there. It had apparently been a victim to one of Jake’s rages.
The alarm clock that had stood on the bedside table was sitting in the corner of
the room, opposite the bed. The screen was cracked and the wall above it was
marked where Jake must have thrown it. Next to your side of the bed, you found
the picture of you and Tony as kids on the floor, the glass smashed. You fished
the picture from the broken frame and put it in your back pocket.
You heard glass crunch
and turned to see that Bucky had joined you in the room, stepping on an old
beer bottle, “Hey,” he said softly.
You smiled weakly, “I didn’t
know it would be this much of a mess.”
He gave you a
sympathetic look as he passed you the bag you had brought to put your things
in, “He deserves it.” The words were spoken quietly, but you were surprised at
the force with which he said them. You looked up at Bucky questioningly but he
just gave you a tight smile. The two of you began packing your things, throwing
them in haphazardly when Tony called from the other room, “Uh Y/N, you may want
to hurry up.”
You frowned and looked
at Bucky, who shrugged.
“I’ll go see what he’s
talking about. You finish packing, ok?” You nodded in agreement and watched as
he walked from the room, before continuing with your packing. It didn’t take
you too long, since most of what you took was clothes. You took your books too,
and other things you needed but with the vaguely uncomfortable, fearful feeling
that this apartment now brought you, you didn’t linger.
“Ok guys, I think I’m
done…” you trailed off as you entered the living room to find them all staring
at the couch, “What’s…?”
Bucky shook his head
and pointed at the pile of clothes on the couch that, now you were looking at
it properly, did not in fact look like a pile of clothes, but closer to a
person lying under a pile of clothes with drool hanging from his mouth. You
dropped the bag with a loud thud and said person grunted, snapping awake. You
were frozen again. He wasn’t supposed to be here. Why was he here?
“Whh-” the beginnings
of a word formed in his mouth but died away again in a slur. He was drunk, it
seemed. He looked around blearily, not even noticing your little group at first
and instead squinting at the TV. He struggled upwards, his usual suave failing
him. There was a pair of boxers hanging off the side of his head. In a sudden
motion he slapped them off of his face and his glazed eyes suddenly focused on
your group; on you.
“Whh-” he started
again. “Y/N?” he tried to step forwards and stumbled. You flinched back.
He looked bad, in
truth. He hadn’t shaved, leaving a straggly beard that still held crumbs from
his last meal. His eyes were foggy and deep, purple bags framed them. His
t-shirt had beer stains and he only wore boxers on his bottom half. The
handsome young man you had once known was hidden, or maybe, you thought dryly,
maybe this version of him was a better reflection of his personality. Jake had
always been a drinker, but this was a new low.
He said your name again
and tried for another step forward that was more successful. In a flash, he was
blocked by three bodies – Tony, Sam and Rhodey – and Bucky was at your side,
his grip on your hand tight. Jake’s eyes hardened, his gaze fixated on you, and
he appeared to suddenly comprehend the situation, remembering what had
happened, how you had left. He said your name again, this time his voice was
“Hold it right there.
You do not get to come any closer to her,” Tony practically growled out.
Jake seemed to notice
the others for the first time; he frowned, “Move.” He tried to shove past them
but only received a forceful push back. Suddenly, he snapped. In a flash he
barrelled forward, leaving his slow, drunk self behind, sobered by his rage.
They did not expect that, so he managed to get through, but then Bucky was
there and Jake was flying across the room into the TV. You felt as though the
air had been knocked from you in that moment, but not from fear, just surprise.
You stunned everyone then, even yourself, when you pushed past them and walked to where Jake
was lying in a heap, groaning. You looked down at him, disgust clear in
everything you did, “I’ve got my stuff and I’m not coming back. Don’t try to
contact me. The apartment’s yours. You can figure out how to pay for it or move
out. I don’t care. Just stay out of my life.” You could have said a million
other things in that moment. You could have screamed and cried about everything
he did, and part of you wanted to, but he wasn’t worth it and you wouldn’t give
him the satisfaction of thinking he had any great impact in your life. You
turned away and walked out.
A concept: Viktor and Yuuri’s mom teaming up to be completely embarrassingly proud of their favourite katsudon boy Katsuki Yuuri. Viktor bonds with her over Yuuri’s baby pictures and stories about Yuuri’s childhood, and then there was that time he spent a day cooking with her to learn how to make all of Yuuri’s favourite foods. Yuuri walks in on them one day to find the two of them sipping tea and chatting like old friends, just goes “oh no,” and Viktor beams at him and informs him that “we were talking about how cute you are and how much we love you!!!!!”. Thing is, they really were.
I can’t believe i am supporting this nonsense but its RIGHT UP MY ALLEY
Everyone else is human.
Courf found him on the street in a box. He was tagged so Courf took him home and called the number on the tag. After a very heated and horrible discussion with a disgusting person on the other line Courf decided Marius now belonged to him.
Marius’ favourite place in Courf’s flat is in the bookcase.
The first time Courf took Marius to a meeting they got VERY LITTLE DONE. Everyone was all over him.
They decided as a joke that Marius was a Napoleon fanatic after he curled up on Courfeyrac’s history textbook that was open on a massive picture of Napoleon. Enjolras always eyes him with some suspicion now.
Combeferre refuses to interact with Marius until hes read approx 80 books on red pandas bc hes worried he’ll go wrong. Eventually they get along.
Feuilly volunteers at an animal shelter and brings food and toys back for Marius as much as he can to make Courfeyrac’s job a lil easier.
I really feel like ive exhausted my possible red panda HCs now but this was fun to think about honestly
Okay, so this one is MASSIVELY late but I blame my
pneumonia for the delay and totally not the fact that I was so busy reading
stuff that I have only just finalized January’s list!!! So here are a few things that I have been
reading this January and I think you might like them too. I have been sucked into a few new fandoms
thanks to @bkwrm523 , @thorne93 and @sdavid09 and so
the last section has kinda grown more diverse. If you
read or write something and you think it should be on my list then please tag
me or send me a link or print it out and send it by raven. Well, without anymore of me rambling, here’s
my favourite fics in January 2017.
Cuddled Love – @sdavid09 I want to cuddle with
Dean after this fic! If you are having a
bad day then just go read this and it will make everything better *well maybe
not, but you will feel happier after reading it*
Whats-His-Name– @l8nitl0vr I think this is one of my favourite Lucifer
fics. For me I think the
characterization is spot on and I could totally picture him being like this,
plus I would probably do what the reader did too.
Little Too Late - @lucifersagents This
series has had me hooked all the way through.
There are so many things that keep you guessing and it is so well
written I’m kinda sad that it’s finished.
of Letters - @like-a-bag-of-potatoes I
love this series, everytime I see theres a new part it brings a smile to my
face. One of my all-time favourite
writers and all round lovely person. If
you aren’t already following her I highly recommend you do.
Matchmaker– @callamint Bucky and Natasha playing matchmaker is my new favourite thing and this series is brilliant.
Icarus – @serzhantjamesbuchananbarnes Jeeeeeezzzzz, this one hurt my heart. Poor Tony doing pretty much what Tony does
and you want to punch him and shout at him and then give him a huge hug and
wrap him in bubblewrap, or maybe that’s just me. Beautifully written and well worth a read.
- @thorne93 This series is the perfect blend of fluff and angst. A reader with amnesia, Steve picking her up in the park, the introduction of Bucky… Go read this right now and then you too can know the delicious torture of waiting for the next part.
Stark - @redlipstickandplaid Every
imagined what it would be like to be Tony Starks daughter? Imagine no longer, this fic is super cute and
the relationship between the reader and Tony is exactly how I would picture it. Loving this series.
with Them - @redgillan I love Friends, I
love Marvel, I love this series. The
relationships between all the characters is so on point and fluffy!
Regrets – @mar-gega A lovely little
series where Bucky is definitely awkward and clueless and it is gorgeous.
Lonely Tree– @sarahwroteathing This is
one of my favourite series of all time ever and I am super sad that it’s over
but the ending is just perfect. I fell
in love with Steve all over again with this fic and I hope you will too.
Schkeuditz – @aubzylynn Being stuck in a car with Steve, Sam and Bucky
as you drive across the country!! Set in CACW this is what ‘may’ have happened
as they drove to Leipzig airport on their mission to clear Bucky’s name. I like to think that this is how that journey
Your Convenience – @brighterlights Oh.
My. Goodness!!!! Steve or Bucky? Bucky or Steve? This amazing series had me going from one to
the other, back and forth. It is such a
good read and I think you should go binge read the entire thing now.
Leave – @imamotherfuckingstar-lord This
series officially killed me. I am now
dead. How are you supposed to live your
life after you get involved with McCoy AND Kirk? I will never be able to write smut as well as
this genius but as long as I can read her work I think I’m okay with that.
Fandoms and Fics:
Number – @totally-turtle-imagines I thought this little fic was so sweetand I’m
kinda hoping that there may be more parts.
I’m beginning to suspect I might be team Donatello when it comes to this
Flirt – @plumfondler I’m not usually a massive
Lance Tucker fan but this fic just seemed perfect for him. I don’t think I could just be friends with
– @just-a-little-crazy So a little foray
into the Gotham fandom here and a little fluff with Victor Zsasz. Even ruthless hitmen deserve muffins.
the Playing Field - @sdavid09 So I have
totally fallen in love with Fili after falling back into the Hobbit
fandom. The relationship between Kili
and Fili is so well written and I really enjoyed reading this, it brought a
goofy smile to my face.
So, after watching episode 9 of despair and seeing Imposter and what he really looked like I almost jumped out of my seat. I stared at him and thought “holy shit he’s beautiful” and quickly after thought “wait…he looks just like me!”
So I quickly went to test my theory, I straighten my very fluffy hair (which took a while…) and took off my glasses. A few pictures taken later and I realised, I look exactly like the imposter.
There’s an amazing feeling when you realize you look exactly like your favourite danganronpa character of all time.
*sneaks in and whispers* What if Nagito sang meant to be yours from Heathers? What about a Danganronpa Heathers crossover? I VOLUNTEER HAJIME AS VERONICA BC HE SASSY. And as sad as it is I think that Kazuichi would be Martha- HELP ME CREATE THIS
Oh. Fuck. Yes.
You, anon, have just made my motherfucking day.
Meant to be yours is actually my favourite song from heathers and I can do a mean soprano cover. I have to admit I always pictured Sayaka as Veronica and Mukuro as JD (they’re one of my all time otps don’t judge), but Nagito is absolutely amazing as JD.
Kazuichi as Martha is going to break my fucking heart. Btw, since I refuse to change any costumes, shark boy will be wearing a big fluffy sweater throughout the show. Just imagine him smiling and saying: “I’m a sucker for a happy ending!” My heart boi.
I don’t really know who would be Ram and Kurt, since Ram needs to be somebody Kazuichi would plausibly have a crush on and Sonia does not suit Ram whatsoever. I would say Gundham but he’s too much of an outsider. Hmm… maybe Leon? Yeah, Leon would be good. And then Kurt can be Hagakure.
Just imagine Leon and Hagakure being pissed out of their minds trying to drunkenly serenade Hajime. Or Leon shouting “I haTE FRESHMEN! WHERE ARE YOU LITTLE PRICKS?!” Or Hagakure being like “KAZUICHI BLOW-DA! WIDE LOAD!” And fucking bitch slapping Kazuichi’s lunch tray onto the floor.
Ok, now for the Heathers. Obviously, Heather.C aka mythic bitch is going to be Junko. Obviously. Fucking power bitch, intimidating, looks good in everything, can destroy your social life, demon queen of highschool. “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw,”
Heather.D would be Celeste. Like, I know Celeste isn’t known for being pushed around but I feel like she would if it put her in a good position, power-wise. Like she would tolerate Junko controlling her if it meant she could control the rest of the school. Plus, she would swoop in for that monokuma scrunchie with no remorse as soon as Junko hit the bricks. The shine a light reprise fits her so well, just imagine her singing it while leading a group of teenagers in bitchy choreography.
I am torn with Heather.M. Between Sonia and Sayaka. I think I’m leaning more towards Sonia though purely because she’s blonde. And while Sonia is in no means a doormat, or dumb, I feel like she is more willing to be submissive towards her peers. Plus, Sayaka would try to kill somebody else before she tried to kill herself. But Sonia singing lifeboat makes me feel so sad. So sad, you guys.
Ok, now on to minor characters. Miss Fleming would be a human version of Monomi. She has good intentions but kind of fails to see and understand the big picture. Veronica’s parents: Sakura and Asahina. Kurt and Ram’s dads: Ishimaru and Mondo. The two cops are Kirigiri and Chiaki.
Hajime as Veronica though. HAJIME AS VERONICA THOUGH. He still wears the fucking skirt and rocks it. Him being a lovestruck dummy singing fight for me. Him in dead girl walking being sassy and sexy as fuck, rip Nagito. Him being 100% done in blue. Drunk Hajime in big fun. Hajime being caring and gentle in seventeen, dancing with Nagito like it’s the end of the world. Him being scared out of his mind during our love is god and yo girl. Him being a FUCKING BADASS in dead girl walking reprise.
And Nagito. Does this mean he’s NK then? Well, anyway, instead of slushies he is addicted to bagels. Fuck you, I’m bringing hope bagels back, shout out to my homeboy NicoB. Nagito singing meant to be yours would be fucking spectacular. Nagito singing I am damaged breaks my heart. Nagito just loving Hajime so much but being so damaged that he doesn’t know how to love somebody.
This au simultaneously makes me want to smile and cry.
“When I was 5-8 years old, I’d go to Disney World EVERY summer, and I LOVED the Hunchback Of Notre Dame play. My all-time favourite Disney character was Clopin. I had a favourite Clopin in that show, and the last year I got to go, I wanted his autograph on a picture my mom had gotten blown up for me.However, he wasn’t in the show that day, and I got really upset, but my mom found one of the Cast Members and asked about him. He smiled and said he was at the park, and called him over to where we were. The guy went through the trouble of dressing up in the full costume to sign his autograph for me.To this day, Disney World is one of my favourite places to BE, and Clopin is STILL my all-time favourite Disney character.”
so, Dirk Gently loves animals right, but his favourites are sea creatures, particularly sharks and interesting/unique looking fish. so whenever Dirk is feeling a little down, he looks at videos or pictures of all his favourites and one day Todd notices so the next time Dirk is feeling down, Todd takes him to an aquarium and it’s the best thing Dirk has seen in his life