this is miiiiine

  • Reiji: *can't find any of his brothers in a crowd except Laito*
  • Laito: "This calls for drastic measures."
  • Laito: *Uses his hands as a megaphone* "BITCH-CHAN IS MIIIIINE~"
  • Literally all of his brothers, including the Mukamis, from across the street: "wHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY"
  • Laito: "Okay we found four more than we wanted."
~*BEST FRIEND GRUMPS*~

Arin: you know what isn’t a bad decision? you know what decision that isn’t bad that I made?

Dan: what’s that?

Arin MAKIN YOU A FRIEND OF MIIIIINE.

Dan: Oh, Arin!

Arin: Yeeeah.

Dan: Thank you c:

Arin: You’re welcome <3


Arin: There was this one day, where you were just like. “can I come over?” and I was like, “…y-yeah.” and… You did. And we sat down, and had a chat, and it was. One of the best days ever, recently.

Dan: Woah. …When was that?

Arin: It was like… Somewhat recently.

Dan: Ooh, when we were under your, like, cool… lampy thing?

Arin: Yeah. 

Dan: Yeeeeah, that was nice!

Arin: I jusss. Have a little chandelier in my office, and it’s got like a little couch underneath it, an i um. And we sat there and we just chatted, and it was a GREAT day. I really enjoyed bonding with my friend Dan.

Dan: I fuggin love you dude-hugGHHGHbleh *giggles* s’cuse me :3

Arin: Ah, I love you too. And it’s not cause I’m on drugs.


Arin: you wanna get waffles with me

Dan: uuh. More than you’ll ever know~


Me: ooooooh my god stop this immediately your friendship is too pure

me at any point in time: ok i gotta focus on this thing

my brain: I LOVE MY SISTER MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS LIIIIIIIFE I WILL CHOOSE HER HAPPINESS OVER MIIIIINE ANY TIIIIME PUT WHAT WE HAD ASIDE I’M STANDING AT HER SIDE YOU COULD NEVER BE SATISFIED GOD I HOPE YOU’RE SATISFIIIIIIIEnever gonna be president noNEVER GONNA BE PRESIDENT NOW never gonna be president noNEVER GONNA BE PRESIDENT never gonna be president noNEVER GONNA BE PRESIDENT NOW that’s one less thing to worry aboTHAT’S ONE LESS THING TO WORRY ABOOuuut HEEEY AT LEAST HE WA

Okatus according to their Signs (based on people I know irl)
  • Aries: Obsesses over one rarepair ship that isn't even possibly canon. "My favorite anime is Homestuck!"
  • Taurus: "Totoro's a Pokemon, right?"
  • Gemini: "(insert Anime name here) is my waifu/husbando sO DON'T THINK OTHERWISE! HE/SHE IS MIIIIINE."
  • Cancer: "Oh my gosh you HAVE too watch this anime but episodes blah, blah, and blah are't relevant to the plot so don't watch those and the ending was horrible so read the manga!"
  • Leo: "The manga/spin off anime/movie was better."
  • Virgo: Went through the otaku stage really young/didn't watch that much, but what they did watch they obsessed over it for months at time.
  • Libra: Cosplays eVERY CHARACTER EVER. LIKE SERIOUSLY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT ONE'S FROM BUT GOOD JOB ANYWAYS.
  • Scorpio: Only watches mainstream and puts people down/argues with them if they watch otherwise.
  • Sagittarius: total weaboo and uses kawaii and other Japanese words completely out of context.
  • Capricorn: Watches ONE anime and then thinks they're an expert.
  • Aquarius: Obsesses over one anime, buys merchandise, even makes a cosplay of one of the characters and then loses interest in about a month.
  • Pisces: Has watched a ton of anime (more than they can count) and can list them off to you in their Japanese titles, but has never watched any mainstream. Ever.
During the 1989 world tour like

Taylor makes her first appearance during WTNY

“My name is Taylor!”

Taylor loops the city name and threatens us with a golf club

“So shame on HIM now”

taking a trip down memory lane

JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!

and we RRRUUUUUNNNNNN

Taylor slays a chair and also everyone

SURPRISE SONG!!

Casual life advice

Remixed Love Story on the piano

STRUT STRUT STRUT also olaf

magical experience during This Love

Christian surprising Taylor with lobsters and such

MUCH COOLER THAN MIIIIINE!!!

this night is sparkling don’t you let it gooooooo

VOCALS VOCALS VOCALS EXTENDED BRIDGE OMG DEATH

dance party with 70,000 people