this is me when i want food

  • Italy: ve~ I'm hungry~~
  • Romano: dammit I'm hungry too! Let's make something!
  • Italy: yes please~! Let's make pasta!!
  • Romano: we had that for dinner, let's choose something else. Pizza?
  • Italy: ve, but that will take too long~ plus it's a tough dish to make when I'm starving...
  • Romano: dammit, this is giving me a headache- wait... I've got an idea where we can use minimum effort AND eat as much food as we want!
  • *later on*
  • Germany: ... why am I here again??
  • Romano: cuz I say so. Now cook for us, Chef shithead!

anonymous asked:

I'm going vegan when I move out of my parents' home (I've always wanted to but they never let me) and I was just wondering where you buy vegan products?

YEAH BBY! I just go to the farmers market and the normal supermarket to buy my food.

anonymous asked:

part of this is me projecting BUT how about trans yuri who gets really, really painful cramps when he gets his period. even though he takes aspirin and does all the tricks to make them stop, they still hurt so bad he can't even move form the bed. luckily, beka is always there to provide him with hot water bottles, chocolate/comfort food, blankets, netflix, and cuddles until his baby is feeling better <3

me, currently laying in bed, home from school because my period cramps make me throw up for an entire week: i need me a freak like that. (this is going to be long. destigmatize periods!!)

caring bf beka!! hecking yes!! beka laying in bed with his baby, holding his hands over yuri’s stomach, pressing lightly to relieve the pain. beka massaging his baby’s chest very slowly and carefully because his entire body aches and it feels so nice. beka, stocking up on chocolate, lilia be damned. his baby is in pain. fuck his training diet. 

beka spending hours in a store with trans!sara, trying to find the comfiest blankets for their partners. (yuri and mila are synched. this is canon.) beka and sara staying up together to talk when their babies’ pass out from exhaustion. beka and sara becoming very close friends over their partners.

beka always having tampons on him because he knows yuri is forgetful and he cares for his baby so much. beka always having a sweatshirt with him to tie around yuri’s waist if there’s an accident. beka in a convenience store, being asked if he’s shopping for his girlfriend at checkout and very proudly telling them that these are for his baby boy. (checkout attendant apologizes and then puts ibuprofen in his basket as well because three ibuprofen and two asprin work wonders together.)

beka being pro period sex because nothing about his baby’s body is gross and he shouldn’t be made to feel that way. beka laying down towels and making love to his baby because he isn’t afraid of a little blood. he just wants to worship his wonderful boy.

i have so many feelings about this and all of them are so good. i love trans yuri and i love supportive bf beka and their love makes my heart ache. x

anonymous asked:

would you rather come home to Sirius with a house full of cats, or Lily and James announcing they're having another child? (child is female)

ok, both would be great. i would love a little potter girl, and the house full of cats would be cool, but i think i want the baby. a house full of cats means a house full of cat poop to clean, but pregnant lily is sometimes dangerous. she gets mad really easily and won’t let anyone touch her food or she might actually kill you. when she was pregnant with harry, she made herself dinner and there was so much food that james thought me and sirius were coming over to have dinner with them and so he ate some of it and she hexed him. it’s funny though.

I don’t know what my cat’s problem is, lately. He’s never been particularly lovey-dovey, though he’s tolerably friendly, and sometimes even affectionate. But over the past few weeks, he’s become more and more needy.
Like, he’s gone from responding when spoken to, to screaming like he’s in physical pain whenever I am in my room with my door shut. Whenever I open the door, though, he’ll rub on my legs and chitter at me before walking slowly back out of the room, looking back like he’s trying to lead me somewhere.
Thing is, he used to only do this when he wanted food or fresh water (or sometimes ice), or when he wants the space heater by his cat tree turned on. (DON’T WORRY, it is kept on low, only on for two hours at a time, and is kept a safe distance from his tree and anything else that might be lit aflame by the heat and/or proximity). I also took him to the vet last week, and he has a clean bill of health.

But…I’ve done all of this, and no luck. Orpheus is still meowing his lungs out.

for my birthday this weekend stephaine caroline and elena and i are going to my favorite chinese restaurant even though they dont even like chinese food and i said we could go somewhere else when i found out but they said no bc its my bday which is so sweet to me and also elena is getting me a gift even tho i said dont bother if she was going to dinner with me bc she would have to buy her meal like she still wants to get me a mini bong which i think is also sweet. im going to try and buy wheet so we can kick back ands stephaine and i are going to do shrooms as soon as we can find some and caroline said she would babysit us. its so nice to have friends. and my parents are buying me classic canvas vans for my bday i think which is good bc my every day shoes are falling apart

Ask Meme Except The Prompts Are Actual Memes
  • All Your Base: How long have you been on the internet?
  • Bad Luck Brian: Have you ever had a string of ridiculously bad luck?
  • Bee Movie: What’s your weirdest ship?
  • Bird school, which is for birds: What’s your favorite class you’ve ever taken in school?
  • Crave that mineral: Do you ever get weird cravings for certain foods?
  • Denny’s: What do you do when you just can’t sleep?
  • Doge: Do you like animals, as a rule?
  • dril: How do you deal with people who hate you?
  • gun: How do you usually solve problems?
  • he scream at own ass: What makes you want to scream?
  • I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM [X]: Have you ever gotten kicked out of an establishment?
  • Let Pearl Say Fuck: What’s your favorite swear word?
  • Loss.jpg: Are you a good storyteller?
  • Me, an intellectual: Do you think you’re smart?
  • Moon Moon: Do you ever feel like an outcast in your social group?
  • My Immortal: How would you describe your usual fashion sense?
  • Peasants: What part of your past are you most ashamed of?
  • Pepe The Frog: What’s something you find oddly satisfying?
  • Rickrolling: Do you enjoy playing pranks?
  • Shrek: Do you view yourself as being a complex, multilayered person?
  • Snake people, or sneople: What are your thoughts on the government?
  • Tag yourself: How would your friends describe you?
  • We Are Number One: If you were a fictional character, would you be a villain?
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My last reblog reminded me that I wanted to crosspost this here. I just came out of spending two months looking for an office job to replace mine that went off season two weeks ago, and when nothing came through I checked Craigslist, found out a burger place I love was looking for servers, walked in with an apron and resume and walked out with a job that I’ve been told may start netting me $700 a week.

Food service is good. Food service will pay your bills. Learn food service even if you only use it in emergencies.

memes by Voltron
  • Lance : [Is better than you in Spanish .]
  • Shiro : I don't dress to impress , I dress to depress
  • Pidge : you can't spell disappointment without 'me '.
  • Keith : What in space nation .
  • Hunk : I just want food and love .
  • Allura : *when the paladins of Voltron form Voltron just right *
  • Coran : I'm so glad the word ' ugh ' was invented.

relatable things in lotr/the hobbit

  • bilbo hiding and whispering he’s not home when someone knocks on his door
  • bilbo hoarding his food 
  • bilbo dipping out on his own birthday party 
  • bilbo basically telling gandalf “don’t cash me outside, howbow dah”
  • bilbo wanting to leave his house but not leave his house at the same exact time 
  • bilbo thinking that the quest was gonna be like glamping 
  • i realize these are all bilbo
  • bilbo baggins is the most relatable character 
Cat Got Your Tongue Pt. 1 (M)

Word Count: 5,463

Pairing: Taehyung x Reader

Genre: catboy!tae, comedy, fluff, eventual smut

Summary: When your boyfriend cheats on you you’re left heartbroken and lost all hope in relationships. Santa says you’ll find love soon, but what do you do when you’re beloved cat turns into a beautiful grown man?

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i want someone to know me. not like “oh yea i know her” but actually genuinely knowing everything about me. i want someone to think of me and instantly know that i hate peas. i want someone to know the way i usually hold my pinky up when drinking (only) cold things. i want someone to randomly hug me even when it seems like im holding myself up, just because they know im not really okay. i want someone to know how i twirl my hair constantly and how i have to wait for my food to cool down before eating it. i want someone to know when im walking toward them just by the sound of my footsteps. i want someone to notice the way i push my glasses up and i want someone to automatically ask me “you gonna take a picture?” before i even reach for my phone when we see mixed colors in the sky or things i feel the need to take pictures of just because they know the types of things i photograph. i want someone to know that my favorite cereal is frosted flakes and when i go on car rides i always forget to put shoes on because i love to walk around barefoot so much, its become a bad habit. i want someone to know that my absolute favorite animal is elephants and i want someone to look at my handwriting and know instantly that its mine. i want someone to know and understand the way that i am because sometimes i have no idea why im this way myself. i want someone to want to know what goes on in my mind. i wanna be so close with someone that they know every goddamn fact there is to know about me.

The Mars signs on a hike

*use mars*

Aries: TIME TO TAKE CHARGE!!!!! *is already at the top of the mountain 3 hours before everyone else and yells down to them that they’re slow*

Taurus: I’m, doing, okay, just, keep, going, keep, up, a, rhythm…hey nature’s pretty relaxing sometimes, glad someone got me out of bed for this

Gemini: hsjhohfoihdKJHDOHEOFLKE squirrel!!!!! tree!!!!! cloud!!!!! whOAH!!!! I never knew this could be so eNTERTAINING!!!!!!! *darts back and forth across the path and gets lost and/or distracted every 2.5 seconds*

Cancer: WHEN CAN THIS BE OVER I JUST WANT TO EAT FOOD OR SOMETHING *pouts the whole way up in the back*

Leo: haha no I’m not sweating!!!! I’M NOT TAKING ON THIS MOUNTAIN, THIS MOUNTAIN IS TAKING ON ME!!!!! *thinks they’re the leader when it’s actually Capricorn*

Virgo: If I’m going to do this I hope it burns at least 21093092183 calories *takes the most careful path possible and puts their all into it*

Libra: I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS I DON’T EVEN OWN HIKING BOOTS…oh well I’ll pretend like nothing is wrong and smile *is in the very back with Cancer the whole time, trips over roots*

Scorpio: I’m going to internalize this pain and take it out on the person who dragged me here by bringing it up 5 years from now

Sagittarius: NATURE!!!! MY HOME!!!!! idk why everyone else hates this it’s so fun and adventurous

Capricorn: STAY ON THE TRAIL EVERYONE IT’S IMPORTANT THAT WE DON’T GET SEPARATED *leads the group behind Aries and tries to prevent Gemini and Aquarius from disappearing*

Aquarius: hey let’s try a different path and see what happens!!! that might be fun!!! no? ok I’ll take a detour myself *tries to identify the different kinds of fungus on the trees*

Pisces: :)))))) this is fun!!!!! look at the beautiful sunlight and trees and wonderful people *internally crying*

Eat Fatty

Let go of yourself. Sit on the couch all day, and let your big gut hang out. Quit fighting your urge to consume all food in sight, and eat as many sweets as your fat ass desires. Just submit to your inner fatty. Grow huge and jiggly for me. When you’ve stuffed your fat belly full of food and you can’t move, I want you to eat more. Eat until your breathe is slow and heavy- just like you are. I want your enormous tummy to hurt, and then I’ll give you the belly rubs you deserve. Give in to being a fat piggy, I know you want to.

rewatching the episodes knowing Even was crushing on Isak from the get go and geeeez you can SEE all the hints!

ep 1:

• Following Isak to the meeting and then to the bathroom
• Paper towel thing
• dick jokes to see if Isak is creeped out or if he looks interest

• Him being annoyed with Emma
• The constant glancing at Isak

ep 2:

• Glancing at Isak while walking all cool and casual
• Putting on his sunglasses so ISAK WOULDN’T KNOW THAT HE WAS LOOKING AT HIM
• him being all shy and cute in the tramway
• the “forgot my ID so I have to go home, come with me”
• Not really looking much for his ID
• Getting all flustered and proud when Isak compliments his drawing
• Ask Isak what he likes to listen to and get insistent that they’ll listen to it later (wants Isak to listen to Nas and think of him)
• Make him food and offer him a beer so he won’t leave
• Ask him how he likes his cheese toast bc he wants to please his boy and know his taste
• Play along with Isak awful rapping
• Kiss Sonja to make Isak jealous

ep 3:

• looking intensely at Isak while Vilde was talking to him and Sonja
• looking annoyed that Emma was sitting with Isak
• got jealous and interrupted their kiss
• touching Isak’s shoulder to get his attention
• getting more annoyed at Emma’s bullshit generalisation
• Even is dancing where Isak could see him
• kissing Sonja while intensely looking at Isak, knowing exactly where to look to find Isak
• “I have a bike” staying at the apartment allne with Isak
• Glancing with heart eyes at Isak
• Asking him if he had fun “with hum….Emma?”
• invented a metal leg story to get Isak’s attention
• Slide his hand on the counter to get it close to Isak’s
• took advantage of Isak laughing to get physically closer to him
• like to make Isak get all flustered
• Jokes AGAIN about dicks
• canMt keep his eyes off Isak
• get even closer and slowly try to kiss him
• Seems a bit confused when Noora interrupted them like: who’s the girl? why are you in my babe’s appartment????

ep 4:

• Asking if Isak is going to the party and when he thinks Isak won’t go he asks him to go with him
• Try to impress him by unlocking his locker/closet
• looking miserable because two lousy girls are around and Isak is not paying attention to him
• getting angry when Sonja is being a bit controlling in front of Isak
• ditched the girls to be alone with Isak
• break into someone’s pool house to get Isak all wet
• tease him about his hair because secretly he likes it
• tease him about being able to hold his breath just so he could kiss him all movie-like under water
• getting all happy and excited that he’s FINALLY kissing his crush

ep 5:

• Lying on the bed kissing, suggling, adoring him while holding Isak in hus arm
• going along with Isak’s paralell universe theory just to please him
• holding him a little more tightly when Eskild interrupted
• make his popping jaw thing when he asks Isak if Eskild seduce him/ pick him up at the bar
• keep looking at Isak with adoration
• gets irritated when Sonja called
• Ask Isak if they can stay together forever in his bed
• makes Isak a drawing where he wrote “Duer Digg ❤” and mentions parallel universe even tho the concept scares him
• Broke things off with Sonja and asks Isak what he thinks about it
• get all puppy excited when Isak says he’s glad that he broke it off
• Eskimos kisses
• Ask what Isak’s parents would think if they became boyfriends
• get anxious when Isak mentioned that his mother might not accept it
• You can see all his hopes and dreams get crushed when Isak say rude things about mentally ill people
• Ask Isak for some time because he’s heartbroken that the guy he likes would run away if he knew about his mental illness

ep 6:

• Even looked terrified when he saw Isak in the cafeteria
• tried to talk a little by mentioning kardemomme
• smile and then get anxious when Isak isn’t smiling back

ep 7:

• gave Isak a drawing where he wrote that he misses him
• answer literally 10seconds after Isak gave him an ultimatum via text
• instead of calling he takes less than 2 minutes to get to Isak’s place
• looks super nervous when Isak didn’t say anything after their mutual ‘halla’
• get super passionate while kissing
• gave Isak a blowjob

ep 8:

• kissing Isak in front of Eskild and Noora
• glancing at Isak while cooking the breakfast like a smitten boy in love
• gets all touchy when Isak showed some anxiety about Even leaving
• admit his feelings
•kisses
• getting super flustered and giddy when Isak called him the man of his dreams and refuse Isak’s explanation that its a hashtag
• Ask him to say it again
• be all dorky while dancing and serenading to Isak
• introduce himself to Isak’s friends
• flirt with Isak in front of them and then get all smug about Isak throwing out his friends to be alone with him
• implies that they went all hot and bothered that night
• hung up on Sonja so she wouldn’t talk to him and mention his bipolar
• kiss Isak AT SCHOOL in the hallway and call him “so fucking hot”

and the rest is, as they say, history.

EDIT: ep 9: • Even sent a text message about how he’s a romantic and that he’s sitting where they first met and that he’s thinking of him
• He’s afraid to lose the guy he loves
-he loves Isak so much that he now believe in parallel universe 
• Believe they’re together for all eternity in those parallel universe
• TOLD HIM HE LOVED HIM
•looks completely broken coming out
• looks terrified and somehow hopeful to see Isak standing in front of their bench
• looks like he’s been craving Isak every minute of everyday
• cheeks rubbing and nose nudging
• YOU’RE NOT ALONE
• a huge weight lift off his shoulder
• closing his eyes and thanking everything and everyone that he’s found that boy and he can keep him
• soft sweet gentle kisses
• intense eye staring
• tight almost suffocating-and-yet-giving-him-back-life hug
• his hands are holding Isak like he’s completely terrified that if he doesn’t hold him tight enough, he’ll disappear
They told me heartbreak would hurt and that the pain would be a bitch. They told me that it would be unbearable and that I would find myself on my knees at times wondering it’s worth getting back up. What they never told me was that heartbreak is constant. They never told me that my heart would break all over again when I heard that song that reminds me of you or that the pain will knock the wind out of me on a Tuesday night as I realize I ordered enough food for two because I’m so used to ordering with you. Nobody ever told me that there would be nights when I fall asleep staring at your picture or mornings I wish would never come because I didn’t want another day to pass without you.
— 

-Things they never tell you about heartbreak.

Excerpts from the book I’ll never write #337

10/29/2016

12:56 pm

freefall-pony  asked:

How does one cheat day correctly?

I’m just going to tell you how my teacher taught me to do it effectively for benefiting the body and enjoying the day instead of feeling sick the next day

Cheat Day Protocol

  • 6 consecutive Days a week so 6 days in a row Eat Healthy and Clean foods (stay strict with your nutrition and remember you may want junk food throughout the week but on this 1 day a week you get to eat AS MUCH Greasy, Sugary, Savory etc Food you want. Also remember food tastes way better when you earn it. And if you eat junk throughout the week it loses its specialness so if you only pizza once a week It tastes better and you can eat as much as you want.
  • On the day of your cheat day make sure to eat a really healthy breakfast like oatmeal, fruit and veggies. If you start your cheat eating junk right away you’re just gonna make yourself sick and you want be able to enjoy the day so Always eat that healthy meal for starters.
  • At the end of the cheat day be sure to eat or drink a big serving of green vegetables, flax seed, and chia seeds. This helps you prevent yourself from being constipated if you overate a lot of crap and also lets you feel healthy and satisfied at the end of the day instead of just sick out of your mind. 

And thats how you have a good cheat day. For me personally its just a mental day off and where I get to be like the average person because I dont focus on my diet, counting calories, my workout etc its just a nice mental day off to relax. 

Originally posted by sweetgalaxyhoney

An Aquarius would slowly wrap her arms around me from behind and brush her lips along the back of my neck. She knows exactly what to do when I’m stressed, and just having her there was best remedy.

An Aries would grab my hands, and slowly pull me into her. She would hug me for minutes and she would tell me to calm down and relax, and knowing that she had a rough day too, she wanted to come home to a peaceful atmosphere and she didn’t want to start a war.

A Cancer loved the idea of spoiling me, and she loved to always see me happy, and we both contributed to lifting each other up. I came home the other night and there was food on the table, and she was covered in dough and flour. She laughed at how messy she was with cooking, but she jumped into my arms and kissed me.

A Capricorn laid on my lap the whole day, just reading her book in silence. She didn’t have to say much, and it was just simple. She laid there for hours and she would giggle and let out sighs as she reads. I’d run my hand through her hair. I was at peace when I’m with her.

A Gemini as fleeting as she is, didn’t seemed to mind that I was constantly trying to hold her and kiss her. She would sneer at me, and playfully try to let go of her hold of me. She turned to me and placed her hands on my cheeks and made baby noises at me, and knowing how annoying that is I let go. She laughed, and laughed. Watching her so carefree made me feel ten times better that day.

A Leo always loved the attention, but when I truly needed her, she lowered her pride and focused her time with me. She took me to a carnival in the city, and the whole time we were there, we played games and laughed out butts off at the people in the roller coaster rides. Though the whole night, she still made it about her and being goofy. But she did it for a reason. She was making me laugh.

A Libra laid in bed with me, and we talked about deep things, and the whole time we were in bed, she’d squeeze my hand reassuring me to keep talking to her. She’d roll to her side and smile at me as I open up to her more and more. The more the conversation got deeper, the more she gets soaked into it and she slowly nuzzled herself, burying her head to my neck and kissed me softly.

A Pisces knew I wasn’t feeling well. The next day, she told me to get in the car and we drove for hours and we made it to our destination. The beach. She laughed and told me to get out, and she ran to my side of the door and pulled me out. She began to strip her shoes off and told me to do the same. She was so happy; she pulled me into the water. She told me to soak it all in. She gazed upon the horizon and the sun was setting, and it was just right. She looked back at me and kissed me softly and told me too loosen up and enjoy the moment with her.

A Sagittarius knew something was on my mind. She led me into the kitchen, and planted a kiss on my cheek. She looked into my eyes and smiled. She said she was going to bake me my favorite desserts and hoped that I eat it all, or else she was going to start crying.

A Scorpio sat across from me, holding two glasses of champagne. She offered me the glass, and she slowly stood and settled next to me. She knew I was having a rough day, and she told me to enjoy this day with her. We laughed and talked for hours and hours, not realizing that it was the next day. She looked at the time and then back at me. She laughed. We laughed.

A Taurus took me on an adventure downtown, and she guided me all throughout the night, until she led me up into a builiding. I was about to ask and she pushed it aside and just smiled as we rode the elevator to the top floor. She looked at me as we rode the elevator, and gently squeezed my hand ever so gently. The elevator stopped, and she led me out to a wonderful view. The city was beautiful. The view from this place was breath taking and she looked at me and she knew. “This is where I go when I’m troubled. I want to share this with you, love..”

A Virgo climbed and rested herself on my back. She laid there and softly rubbed the back of my shoulders as she lay ontop of me. She was so nurturing, that I breathe a sigh of relief and the problems seemed to cease to exist. She then started to hum and made her lips to my cheek and kissed me. We laid for hours. She was my rock.

—  Comfort

161210 yongsan fansign

hoshi: i ate korean mixed soup for breakfast…
jeonghan: lunch lunch.
hoshi: it was lunch…for breakfast…
jeonghan: donkatsu omurice!
hoshi: donkatsu omurice…it was really good. make sure to eat everyone.
jeonghan: hoshi is..
hoshi: i am done with my diet!
s.coups: hoshi really doesn’t diet anymore!
jeonghan: now he’s eating whatever he wants.
hoshi: i’m now eating whatever i want! …going to gain (weight) again~
s.coups: did you know? when he was on his diet, i ordered chinese food for breakfast once. hoshi cried because he was hungry.
hoshi: that time, really, ah…i really cried!
s.coups: he really cried!
hoshi: i thought “wow, why am i dieting like this?”
s.coups: he had his head down so i asked him “hoshi what are you doing?” then he cried “hyung, i’m so hungry…”
hoshi: doing that and working out gave me so much stress. but now since i’m not doing that (it’s whatever~). i’m happy now~
jeonghan: he’s really crazy~
hoshi: i am now living happily~

source: black crush
translation by mountean