Do you believe that McDs really has an artisanal hamburger. maybe they mean hamster? Be woke
McDonald’s also has McCafe coffee and muffins too. They’re the secretly upscale yet affordable alternative to having breakfast in a single wide trailer with a leaking roof with “Grizza” the former carny roustabout who pierced her nipples with a kebab skewer on a dare and who who thinks batter dipped deep fried eggs with Snickers bits is a balanced meal as long as you have an Old Style and a Slim Jim with it.