this is making me want to jump off a cliff

There are roses on Derek’s doorstep.

No note. No scent trail. After determining that there is nothing inherently magical or deadly about them, he spends the entire rest of the day researching symbolism and archaic demon customs, trying to figure out what kind of death threat he’s just been handed.

It doesn’t occur to him until nightfall, when the neighbors start discussing their romantic dinner plans at a decibel he has trouble tuning out, that he realizes the flowers might not have been delivered with malicious intent.

Because, apparently, today is Valentine’s Day. And apparently someone decided that Derek should receive flowers to celebrate the occasion.

Derek Hale has a secret admirer.

He honestly would have preferred the death threat.

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1. I know letting go may feel like hitting pavement but sometimes staying is like getting hit by a train you’ve seen coming for miles.
2. There are symphonies that are screaming it is going to get better. Listen to the music.
3. The most fight you’ll ever feel is from inside your heart.
4. Nostalgia is only good for telling you bedtime stories. Don’t let it tuck you in at night, don’t let it keep you warm.
5. Keep the moments that you wish could live on for a gazillion years close to your heart, never let them burn out.
6. You’ll find someone that’s not them. You’ll love again and it’ll be pure and significant in its own way.
7. They remember it all. They’ll see how much you impacted their lives much later.
8. You may hate high school, but it’s when it’s almost over that you get flashes of when you were young and passed notes with your first love in art class and had talks with teachers that really mattered and you’ll want it to slow down. Take it in, there’s good in everything.
9. Sometimes the one that was your perfect match will be the one to watch you burn.
10. What’s meant to be yours will always find its way home.
11. It’s okay to change without them. Remember that you are the main character of your story.
12. Music cures it all.
13. Telling the story of how I fell in love with you still warms me from the inside out. Teach me how to let go of you.
14. Falling out of love makes you feel like you’ll never want to do it again, but the feeling of your heart dropping when he tells you he’s wanted you all these years is worth the stab at the end.
15. You jump off the cliff hoping there won’t be daggers at the bottom, and when you’re young you think you know how much it’ll hurt. When it comes, you’ll realize you had no clue.
16. My biggest fear was not being with you. I’m becoming someone without you, and it doesn’t feel right.
17. The nicer you are, the more beautiful you become.
18. One day you’ll meet again, and it’ll be just as scary and beautiful as the first time.
19. You’ll find your person. You may not recognize them at first because they’re not as shiny as they are in the movies, but you’ll know by the calm they bring.
20. Thank God for him.
21. The boy who runs in my dreams isn’t as dishonest. He holds my hand whenever I need to feel less alone and I sit around his kitchen table and talk to his mother about poetry. She goes on to say something about how statistically people are more afraid of love than anything else and the things I don’t say- tell her all there is to know about me. That I’m afraid beyond measure of what love can do to a person. Because I spent the last two years loving someone who didn’t know anything other than tearing apart the sole purpose of my existence. The boy who runs beside me in my dreams convinces me that love isn’t always teeth and bite marks. In my dreams, my scars aren’t there because I never tasted a bitter love before. The boy in my dreams loves me enough to let me meet his mother and destroys the idea that love is what I came here to die for.
22. Maybe love stays, maybe love can’t. Maybe love shouldn’t.
23. I glance off in another direction, but I always glance back at you.
24. Things that are sweet like this attract the worst kind of hungry.
25. I don’t think you’ll ever realize you changed everything for me.
26. I found faith that summer. The lips told stories I fell asleep to, the hands promised to hold on. But bliss is temporary when you pull your hands away from your eyes, and summer only lasts 3 months.
27. Let it pass; April is over, April is over. There are all kinds of love in this world, but never the same love twice.
—  27 Things to take into 2017, roseyheartbeats 

scrumpygoat  asked:

I play a kenku in my DnD campaign, and I always get tripped up rushing to answer questions or explain myself- only to be reminded that my handsome bird can't speak lmao. How do you work with dialogue-heavy interactions? C:

I avoid them as much as possible. Not because my character can’t speak (she can) but because I’m shy and trying to speak in character makes me want to jump off a cliff.

Fortunately (or because of that?) my character doesn’t speak much, doesn’t answer questions, and doesn’t explain herself. Instead, she has very loud body language, which is much easier for me to describe. 

uhh for example:

A very common expression for whenever someone proposes something that sounds like a bad idea:



I don’t remember why she was raging in this pic, but it’s pretty safe to assume the other kenku in our party was responsible.

At one point she was angry while also hiding from some goblins. When a goblin found her under the bed she was just a giant, hissing, black dust bunny. 

uh, it looks like that’s all the art I have access to at the moment. I’m away from home right now.

I’m sitting on the floor and crying my eyes off. I feel so alone, does anyone even realise my struggle is real? that i’m in so much mental pain, standing on the edge of the cliff. Thinking about jumping, ending it all.
Not a medication or therapy can make me better. I hug my mom and say nothing, I can’t hurt her again, I just want to be with her a little longer.
I’m so scared, so physically and mentally exhausted. I sit under the shower because my legs are too weak for standing.
I’m so full of bad thoughts, full of anxiety and pain. I let part of it out with the blood, but it’s not helping. I’m trapped and so lost.

And again this writing will just fade away, get lost between other messages. And it will mean nothing

My little brother just asked, ‘Why are people so nice to the people who are about to die?’ And I told him that we want to make their last few moments on earth happy, and he told me, 'Everyone dies a little everyday and sometimes we don’t know when a person is gonna die, so why isn’t everyone always nice, because we never know what’s gonna happen to someone.’
—  (via sturzpoesie IG)
It’s Hopeless - Sebastian Stan Imagine

warnings: angst, fluff, Chris!Best Friend,  

request: The reader is best friends with Chris, but in love with Sebastian. She goes to Chris for advice on how to let Seb know how she feels. - @ theimpossibleg1rl

words: 1700+

masterlist 

“What the fuck are you doin’ here!” You ran towards your best friend at full speed, knowing he can take your impact easily.

“Chris! I missed you!” Your voice was muffled by the neck of his Cap suit.

Chris kissed your hair, holding it flat with his large palm. His arm was wrapped around your waist, keeping you lifted off the ground, and stuck in his arms.  

“I missed you too, Honeypot.”  

You had flown down to surprise Chris while he shot Civil War in Atlanta. He’d been moaning for months about how he was so bored and homesick that you decided to shut him up. For a little bit, at least.

Setting you back on Earth, he bared a grin when whilst holding you away from his body. He was looking for any change to your appearance since he’d last saw you, which was five months ago. A lot can happen in five months, and Chris was always so diligent in knowing every detail of your face and appearance. He could spot your hair cut an inch shorter, or you wore a new outfit. It was nice to have a best friend who took notice in the effort you put into looking presentable.

“Well, what are you fuckin’ doin’ here? When’d you get in?” Chris slung one arm over your shoulder and guided you towards the crafts table, where a selection of decorous food was lying.

“Lisa ringed me the other week beggin’ me to take spring vacation to come visit you! I guess I was the only one fit to shut up your whining and begging.” Chris chuckled and nodded in acknowledgment. He knew he had been on the, rather, complaining side in his tone for the last few months. He just missed his family so much. He missed seeing Miles, Lucy, and Noah. He missed not being able to go to his parent’s house on Thursdays for spaghetti dinner.

“Like always, she was right. You are the only human being beside her that could make me feel like I’m home with just your presence.”

You felt so much love for your best friend, and now you felt even more. He was so sweet and benevolent in nature. He’d been that way since the day you met him, 26 years ago. He was just a scrawny 9 years old, terrified to go down the slide on the playground. You were an adventurous 8-year-old and told Chris he could hold your hand while going down the slide together. He agreed and ever since then you two have held each other’s hands through the worst of times and the best of times.

“It can’t be! No way!” Booming from across the lot, you saw Mackie waving his hands frantically at you while jogging over. There had been a companion with him, a brunette you had only heard about before. The brunette didn’t join Mackie when he ran over to you, though. He just set foot in a slow pace walk, almost looking uneager to meet the mysterious best friend of Chris’.

Anthony pulled you into a big hug when he finally reached you and Chris, both pigging out at the table of goodies. “Big Mack! How goes it?”

He shrugged nonchalantly, “Not too bad. Livin’ good down in A.T.L., aren’t we Evans?”

“You are, Mr. Life of The Party.” Anthony gawked at Chris and slapped his shoulder. “Don’t try and pretend that you ain’t out at the clubs, talkin’ to the ladies, now. We don’t wanna be tellin’ lies to our friends now do we?” You giggled at shook your head, turning back towards the donuts.

You held a chocolate glazed one to your mouth when you heard an unfamiliar voice from behind.

“I wouldn’t if I were you. Those have been baking in the sun for a good fifteen hours.”

Sebastian had his blue eyes cast towards you, with a warm smile upon his lips. Chuckling nervously, you agreed and laid the donut back on the tray.

“Thank you. Wouldn’t have wanted to catch food poisoning my first day here.” Sebastian just broadened his grin that, swear to god, was twinkling in the sunlight. He stuck out his hand and you met him halfway.

“Sebastian.”

“Y/N. Chris’ best friend.”

Ever since that moment, you had been hooked to Sebastian Stan. Hopelessly, carelessly devoted to a man who didn’t even know you felt so much towards.

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You know, all these “humans as space orcs” “humans as chaotic wild cards” “humans as X” to aliens make me wonder if the whole thing that would be wild to aliens would be how unpredictable we are.

Some of us are willing to jump off a cliff with only a piece of cloth to keep us from dying. Some of us are afraid to leave our houses. Some of us love the company of others. Some of us want to left alone most of the time. Some of us are fiercely protective of our young. Some of us have no parenting instinct. Some of us are rule followers and makers. Some of us rule breakers. Some of us love bureaucracy. Some of us are anarchists. We can be horrible sadistic cruel beings or we can cry at the mere idea of someone being hurt.

You have NO IDEA what you’re going to get with a human, and with as… constant as people make some of the alien species in sci fi, I can see that being something really strange to other species. “Well, the human I dealt with was very energetic, talkative, and friendly.” “No, no you’re mistaken, the human I met locked themselves in their room and refused to talk to any of us.” “Well, I find that they are very logical and enjoy creating routines and systems, it brings them comfort. They over all enjoy organizing.” “Well, the one I met generally has their belongings everywhere and never stores anything properly”.

Species X is by nature very logical. Species Y is by nature very belligerent. Humans can be either, depending on the human, or even depending on the situation. Wouldn’t most other beings find that really strange?

•~ Prompt List #3 ~•

Originally posted by angelkarafilli

A/n: I was up a good it of the night adding onto this, and as usual a lot of these are quotes from various media sources and a few of them are from my own brain, so I hope you like them.

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#1: “If true love was easy, we’d all have it.”

#2: “She was sweet to me, reminds me of you.”

#3: “Oh, well thank you, no one ever really notices me like that.”

#4: “I’m sorry, but she’s very little and YOU’RE HURTING HER!”

#5: “I make no apologies for how I repaired what you broke”

#6: “Don’t feel stupid because you don’t like all the things everyone else does.”

#7: You’re strange…I-I didn’t mean that in a nasty way!“

#8: “This is the dream. It’s conflict and compromise and it’s very exciting!”

#9: “I’m going to let you in on a little secret. I’m pretty good at knowing when someone is lying to me.”

#10: “It’s pretty strange we keep running into each other.” “Maybe it means something?” “I doubt it.” “Yeah, I thought so.”

#11: “Oh, well you’d never want to burn a bridge you’ve fought so hard to build.”

#12: “I can’t let you do this.”

#13: “I’m so sorry, but I don’t love you anymore.”

#14: “I thought I could make it work, that we could make it work, but we can’t.”

#15: “I really don’t mean to bother you, but can I stay the night?”

#16: “Well, what do you keep telling me for? What am I supposed to do? I’m nothing special.”

#17: “You need to leave me alone.”

#18: “Please go away.”

#19: “I knew the moment I saw him, that I never stopped loving him.”

#20: “So when I win your heart, and I will win it, it’ll be because you choose me.”

#21: “I want to tell you that I love you, and I that I want to marry you and grow old together, but you’re not ready for that. So go, live a little and I’ll be waiting for you”

#22: “You wanna know the truly sad thing? When I met you I thought you were the person I would spend the rest of my life with. But I guess not.”

#23: “This, whatever this is between us, it’s over.”

#24: “I never want to see you again.”

#25: “So go find someone else. Someone who will love you the way I never have, the way I never will.”

#26: “I have loved you for so long, but you. You’ve never even noticed.”

#27: “You know, I styled my hair differently because I thought she’d like and I don’t even think she’s noticed.”

#28: “It’s okay. If I can’t make you happy anymore than I have no right to keep you. You deserve so much better than that, so it’s okay. You can go.”

#29: “Choose me, I’m the one that’s always loved you and always will.”

#30: “Please don’t give up on this, on us.”

#31: “I love you so much it physically hurts to not be around you.”

#32: “Even the idea of you being with someone else is enough to make me wish I was dead.”

#33: “I was just really trying to impress you.”

#34: “You have no idea how wonderful it feels to finally have someone around who knows what the hell I’m talking about”

#35: “It’s not that I don’t feel the same, it’s that you deserve more than me. You could find someone much, much better.”

#36: “You’re all I ever wanted.”

#37: “Tell me what I have to do to get you to forgive me? Want me to jump off a cliff? Done. Want me to hit your ex with a chair? Deal.”

#38: “There’s nothing that could make me stop loving you.”

#39: “Why don’t we just fly away somewhere?”

#40: “I really didn’t mean to ignore what you were saying, but your eyes look really lovely in this lighting.”

#42: “No, no. Please tell me everything about it.”

#43: “I swear to god I’m smart.”

#44: “I don’t need anything else, just hold me for a little.”

#45: “You know for someone so tall you’d think you’d be use to ducking underwalls, but here you are with an ice pack and the doorway has a knick in it.”

#46: “Have you really read all these books?”

#47: “This is going to sound really crazy, but I overheard your conversation and I knew if I didn’t at least attempt to talk to you I’d go crazy.”

#48: “What? You can’t just leave whenever you’re the only person who understands me.”

#49: “You didn’t even say goodbye.”

#50: “Please don’t go, I need you.”

#51: “It was just so painful, knowing everyday I was losing you a little more and there was nothing I could do because you stopped loving me.”

#52: “So what if you’re a boy? I can damn well buy you flowers if I please.”

#53: “Loving you was like walking into a battle I knew I wasn’t going to win.”

#54: “I don’t know what’s more annoying. You not realizing how long I’ve been into you or you trying to push me away because you feel the same and it terrifies you.”

#55: “I know it’s petty to be jealous over you since we’re not dating, but I’ll be damned if I didn’t wanna knock that guy’s face in.”

#56: “I just needed something to be wrong with him, that way I had justification for not liking him.”

#57: “Promise me we’ll meet again?”

#58: “I’d like that.”

#59: “We’re never going to see each other again, are we?”

#60: “Oh no. You don’t get to waltz into my life and make me love you only to tell me you’re leaving.”

#61: “Talk to me, please.”

#62: “If you’re not even going to try and help yourself and least let me try.”

#63: “No one’s ever complimented me before.”

#64: “I’ve just always assumed no one would ever want to flirt with me, so I’m sorry if it came off like I wasn’t interested.”

#65: “You’re just so beautiful and you don’t even realize it.”

#66: “I could make you happy.”

#67: “Don’t go where I can’t follow.”

#68: “You make me want to love again.”

#69: “I’m sorry, but I can’t do this anymore. These past weeks without you have been absolute misery.”

#70: “Close your eyes, it’s a surprise.”

#71: “And just when I thought you couldn’t any more wonderful.”

#72: “I would never do such a thing. I would never leave you.”

#73: “I love you, I love you, I love you.”

#74: “I couldn’t find you.”

#75: “I really thought you’d always be the one who was there for me, but you weren’t.”

#76: “You were missing for over sixteen hours, how the hell do you want me to react?”

#77: “Oh I’m sorry, I’ve just been in love with since the moment I saw you. So, forgive me if I’m not overjoyed to hear you like someone else.”

#78: “I don’t care if it’s selfish, I want you and your attention all the time.”

#79: “Can’t I have one good thing in my life?”

#80: “It’s strange. I didn’t realize how much I needed you until you weren’t by my side.”

#81: “Say you’ll move in with me.”

#82: “Will you stop looking so surprised, it’s not like I’ve never worn a dress before.”

#83: “Well it’s not my fault I act 20x more clumsy when you’re around.”

#84: “C'mon, I’m adorable, you can’t stay mad at me.”

#85: “I can’t explain it. But ever since you came into my life, it’s like seeing color for the first time or diving head first into the sea.”

#86: “I forgot what being lonely was like after I met you, and I never want to go back ever again.”

#87: “For a moment there I thought I lost and it killed me a little.”

#88: “Good morning, sunshine.”

#89: “You are the best thing that has ever happened to me.”

#90: “My apartment’s heat turned off and we’re in the middle of a blizzard, would you mind if I slept with you?”

#91: “You think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?”

#92: “I never planned on someone like you.”

#93: “Save your heart for someone else. I’ve got no use for it.”

#94: “You don’t get to take cheap shots at me because you’re hurting.”

#95: “Excuse me? You were the one who left me.”

#96: “Every day since you left I thought about where we went wrong and how I could get you back.”

#97: “We’ve already had enough bad timing.”

#98: “Don’t run, stay with me.”

#99: “This is about you needing to feel like a hero again.”

#100: “This, this is exact why I’m leaving you, because you lied to me again.”

#101: “Don’t be scared, I’m right here.”

#102: “This is as brave as I know how to be.”

#103: “I know it’ll hurt you, but please, be a little proud of me.”

#104: “You will not insult my memory, there will be no revenge. I will die and no one else will suffer.”

#105: “This isn’t you.”

#106: “If you love me in any way, you’ll come back.”

#107: “Some men might take your silence as off putting, but I’ll have a challenge.”

#108: “I mean why would you choose me over him. He’s broad and far more handsome than I am.”

#109: “Seeing you laugh and shine by just being in his presence killed me.”

#110: “I just wanted to be chosen.”

#111: “I spent a lot of time with you thinking I was second best, but you know what? I am good.”

#112: “I deserve more than to be your second choice.”

#113: “I think about you all of the time, I don’t even have to try. You’re just always there.”

#114: “Tell me that you need me.”

#115: “You never needed me.”

#116: “I’ll make two cups.”

#117: “I am never letting you leave again.”

#118: “All I need is possible.”

#119: “The minute I stop believing things will get better is the minute I know they want.”

#120: “I don’t feel so alone right now.”

#121: “I just can’t help but feel so insufficient compared to you.”

#122: “I never took a liking to him because I knew he was intended for you.”

#123: “What are you doing here?” “I was just passing, saw your light on.” “What? Halfway up a hill, at two in the morning?” “Alright, I drove over. I was hoping you’d still be awake Don’t be a twat about it.”

#124: “I’ve had a lot on my mind lately, and I’m sorry but I think I’m going to need some space for awhile.”

#125: “I’m going away for a while.” “How long is awhile?” “I don’t know.”

#126: “Was it something I did?”

#127: “Why don’t you love me anymore?”

#128: “I would give anything to see you smile.”

#129: “Don’t cry, then I’m gonna cry and I’m supposed to comfort you.”

#130: “Come here, lemme fix it.”

#131: “How do you make this look so easy?”

#132: “Where did you learn to do this?”

#133: “Look I don’t think you understand, I’m in love with you.”

#134: “I understand if you don’t feel the same, but it would be really nice if you did.”

#135: “I could make you happy.”

#136: “Not you, anyone but you.”

#137: “You deserve so much more than you give yourself credit for.”

#138: “Because you deserve a happy ending.”

#139: “I got because it reminded me of you.”

#140: “Promise me you’ll write.”

#141: “I don’t think I can handle another heartbreak.”

#142: “Why can’t you just tell me you love me back?!”

#143: “I didn’t mean to yell at you, I shouldn’t have done it.”

#144: “You’re not scared of me, are you?”

#145: “I’ve got your back.”

#146: “I’m sorry, sir. But there’s been a shooting.”

#147: “She didn’t make it.”

#148: “She’s dead! She’s dead and she’s never coming back!”

#149: “Come back to me.”

#150: “If you wanna hurt them, the way you’re hurting. Shoot me, I’m your eye for an eye.”

#151: “Thank you for not dying.”

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Fandom List: http://ofnifflersandkings.tumblr.com/post/159317647777/fandom-list

First Promt List: http://ofnifflersandkings.tumblr.com/post/153373686902/prompt-list

Second Prompt List: http://ofnifflersandkings.tumblr.com/post/158790212217/prompt-list-2

anonymous asked:

unpopular opinion: If I ever have to hear the phrase "sonically cohesive" ever again in reference to Taylor's music I might jump off a cliff

me too. i hate those words. i love albums that don’t all sound like they’re the same goddamn thing. this gal wants variety. Me @ the next person i see make a comment about cohesion 

My daughter

Originally posted by diana-prince

“Diana is there something wrong?” You ask. She was holding your adopted child, a wonderful and beautiful girl with dark brunette hair and chocolate skin, she looked a lot like Diana which you thought was funny. Diana, ever since you adopted your daughter two weeks ago, she’s been very protective of her.

“Diana, you have an iron grip on Ella.” You looked at the small girl who was smiling happily in her mother’s arms as Diana possessively snuggled up to the young one.

“we are on a boat, (Y/N), she could fall out.”

“she’s meta human, last time I checked she’s three and can swim, I think she is alright.” You weren’t too worried as you grew up with younger siblings and took care of them a lot, on the other hand, the large brunette only dealt with adults, even when she was little so she barely had any experience.

“we are almost there,” she mumbled. You chuckle and run a hand through Ella’s hair, making her giggle.

“mama, I want to play in water!” She exclaimed, trying to get out of her mother’s grip.

“we will my love, once we get to the island,” Diana sighed. At your wife’s voice, you see the fog disappear and your eyes adjust to the golden sun rays and the blue skies that replaced the gloomy waters. You saw some people waiting for your boat and you grinned happily.

“I see your mother, Diana.” The Amazon poked her head up and a little gasp came from her throat.

“Gods, it’s been so long!” You finally made it to shore and you grabbed Ella so Diana could run to her mother and hug you.

“Diana,” Hippolyta whispered into her hair. “It’s been so long.” They both held each other for a long minute, breathing in each other’s scent and smiling.

The queen pulled back from her daughter and looked at you and Ella and you could see tears swell in her eyes. “So you are my daughter’s wife? And this is my grandchild?” Hippolyta swiftly walked to you and Ella and hugged you as well, finally hearing her sob a little.

Ella giggled, tugging on Hippolyta’s fur coat. “Why do you have animal on you?” Ella asks and the Amazonian couldn’t help but laugh.

“it’s not an animal my sweet, it’s just a fur coat.” You let the woman take your daughter out of your hands and lift her up, playing with her.

“she’s beautiful Diana.” Your wife walked up and soon enough the other Amazonians circled around and cooed at the young child. Ella hid her face in Hippolyta’s neck and the woman laughed.

“I think she has warmed up to you already,” you chuckle, stroking Ella’s hair gently. Soon enough, after a week on the island, everybody knew Ella. She knew everyone to. Even Artemis had a soft spot for the daughter of Diana.

“I have to agree, she is prettier than any other human I’ve ever seen.” Ella kept poking Artemis’s face, giggling at how squishy her cheeks were. Artemis laughed as well, playfully sticking her tongue out at Ella.

Diana watched closely at her daughter played with the women around her as you just talked about fruits with an Amazon that was happening to sell them.

“I’ve never seen these fruits before!”

“Zeus gave them as a gift, they are quite delicious.”

You felt someone run to your legs and you laugh, grabbing Ella and playfully nipping at her skin everywhere.

“I’m gonna get you Munchkin!” You growl and she laughs hysterically.

“Mommy it tickles!” She squealed as you kept grabbing at her sides, making her squirm. You throw her onto your shoulders and she grips your hair for reassurance. 

“I wanna be as tall as mama!” She points at Diana and you didn’t even realize that your wife was staring the whole time, smiling warmly. Your heart fluttered and it felt like you were seeing her for the first time. She looked at you like you were a fantasy, that you weren’t real and it took your breath away. You felt tears form in your eyes and she frowns, quickly walking up to you.

“Is something wrong, agápi mou?” She wrapped herself tightly around you as Ella giggled once again. “It’s just, I’m so grateful to have you and Ella in my life.” You pick your daughter up and set her down, seeing her run off out of the corner of your eye, but you weren’t too worried.

Diana kissed you deeply and you sighed until she pulled back and gasped.

“What? Is something wrong?”

“Ella! She is gone from my sight!”

“Diana, don’t be worried-”

“Oh, gods I have to find her!” In a blink of an eye, she went running, looking for said daughter and you hear Hippolyta laugh in the distance. You turn and smile.

“I can already tell she will be like me, and Ella will be like Diana.” She walks to your side and you chuckle.

“What makes you say that?”

“When she was just a youngling, she would run around from her teachers, constantly wanting to watch the other Amazons fight. Usually, I’d always have to save her from near death situations.”

You suddenly go wide eyed and she laughed. “But that was just Diana, Ella isn’t going to jump off cliffs and barriers.” You let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding and laughed as well.

You saw your wife now running back with your daughter in her arms bridal style and you burst out laughing. Diana glares at you and sticks her tongue out.

“Now that isn’t very nice!” You exclaim, scoffing playfully. You see Diana roll her eyes as she gives Ella back to you.

“She is faster than I thought, (Y/N), she almost out beat me.”

“Well, she isn’t an ordinary human, D.”


A/N: Hope that wasn’t too long, and it was just really fluffy. (also I hope it was okay I named her Ella)

I have begun to realize as I meet new people I instantaneously reject any idea of being with them if they don’t give me the same heart racing feeling as running and jumping off a 50 feet cliff into the raging unknown waters below does. If their touch doesn’t make my skin feel like I’m being electrified every time their fingers make contact, then I lose interest. My friend told me she wanted a girl that felt like an adventure. She wanted someone who is like a sharp turn on a road trip. Or a trip off the path up the mountain over to a cliff side where she holds you tight by one arm and let’s you lean off the side to feel what it’s like to fall. She told me people like us need someone like ourselves. Someone that creates something memorable without hardly meaning to. So maybe it’s because I’ve become an addict for adventures, finding the next rock to climb, or the next cliff to jump off of.. Or perhaps it is because the one I loved and even the one I never did, made me feel like I was on the adventure of a life time. But I’m stuck now because nobody I meet makes me feel like that anymore, and maybe it is because the more I adventure out into the world alone the harder it is for me to find someone to adventure out there with. It could simpIy be that I’ve built such a tolerance to adrenaline that I am always bored. Or maybe it’s because the last two times I adventured with another soul I kept jumping off of a cliff and instead of water I found rocks, and now I need to find a new kind of love. I simply wish I knew if I didn’t feel for them because they’re just not my next adventure or because my heart will never race like that for another person again.
—  Twitter/IG: @rachelmburgess
Solangelo Blue Lagoon

(Prompt request for a Solangelo fic based on the 2012 remake of the “Blue Lagoon”. Disclaimer, I know nothing about boats/rafts/survival beyond what I’ve researched. If something is wrong anywhere, tell me!)

                                                       Chapter 1

Will didn’t remember what happened. He remembered the boat party, which had been going great until the cops showed up. He remembered running and trying to find somewhere to hide. He remembered someone bumping into him, sending him over the rail. That’s where his memory cut off. He must have hit his head somehow on the way down, because the next thing he remembered is waking up in a small inflatable life raft with his least favorite person, Nico di Angelo, leaning over him, shaking him.

Will cursed and shoved Nico over, sitting up fast and instantly regretting it as his stomach threatened to empty itself. He doubled over, moaning, and waited for the nausea to pass before he sat up straight again. After it did, he noticed the headache he had. He hesitantly reached up and touched his head where the pounding was, and to his relief his fingers came away clean. He breathed a sigh of relief before he stuck his head out of the life raft opening and looked around for the boat. But to his shock, all he could see in all directions was water, water, and more water.

“I think you might have a concussion, but I’m not sure. Headache, nausea, how many fingers am I holding up?” Nico said, holding his hand up in front of Will’s face.

“Get out of my face, di Angelo!” Will shoved his hand away, pulling his head back inside the raft.

Nico frowned. “Ungrateful, spoiled brat. I saved your freaking life, you could at pretend to be grateful!”

Will glared at him, getting even madder because he was right. “Thanks, though I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re the one who shoved me over in the first place.”

Nico gaped at him for a moment before his face turned murderous. “You’re unbelievable, Solace! It was your jock boyfriend who pushed you over! You’re lucky I saw you go over, because he sure as hell didn’t stop to check on you and nobody else saw you go over either. You hit your head on the rail and would have drowned if I hadn’t jumped in after you! And furthermore-” Nico cut himself off by biting his lip and then turned around so he didn’t have to look at Will anymore.

Will didn’t want to believe what Nico had just said. “Cliff pushed me over?” he asked in disbelief. “No, you’re wrong. He wouldn’t do that to me, he loves me.” His denial sounded weak even to his own ears but Will refused to believe anything Nico said.

Nico shrugged without turning around. “If it makes you feel better, he didn’t do it on purpose. Believe me or don’t. I know what I saw.”

The resignation in Nico’s voice cut through Will’s defenses, so he reached for his anger again. But even that was mostly gone. “Why should I believe you? You’re always getting into trouble, always lying and skipping class.”

That made Nico glare at him over his shoulder. “You’re just like everyone else. Always assuming I’m the problem, blaming it on me, thinking I’m dirt. I’m not gonna listen to it right now, this night already sucks enough.” With that, he looked away from Will again, signaling the end of the conversation.

Will sighed and, without Nico to distract, he realized his head was still pounding. He rubbed at his temples, but it didn’t help any. “Where’s the boat?” he asked, growing uncomfortable in the silence. Then, something hit him and instantly made him feel like an idiot for not asking sooner.

Nico sighed but answered him anyway. “It’s probably been docked by now. We’re drifting west, maybe southwest, which is the opposite direction we need to be going.”

“How the hell do you know which way we’re going?” Will asked, skeptical.

Nico simply pointed up towards the sky and said, “I know how to navigate using the stars.”

Will snorted. “Sure you do,” he said, mockingly.

Nico shrugged again. “Don’t believe me. I don’t expect anything else. It’s always the same, I do something good and it always come back to bite me in the ass. I don’t know why I expected anything different from you.”

To Will’s shock, the honesty and disappointment evident in Nico’s voice actually made him feel guilty. But, being the stubborn person he was, Will wasn’t about to apologize. It would feel like letting Nico win. Instead, he pulled his knees up and wrapped his arms around them. His trunks were wet and cold but he didn’t want to get naked in front of Nico. Nico, apparently had no concerns about that and started stripping right where he sat. Will looked up just as Nico was pulling his shirt off and immediately looked away, blushing. He had caught a glimpse of a smooth and toned chest and a hint of a six pack before he looked away.

Trying not to think about that, he said, “What the hell are you doing, di Angelo?” He heard more rustling and moving around before Nico responded.

“You’re not gonna get dry or warm wearing wet clothes. You should be alright, since you’re only wearing trunks and they’re meant to get wet and dry somewhat fast, but I’m going to catch cold or hypothermia if I don’t get out of these clothes.”

“You could have like, warned me or something, or maybe turned around!” Will sputtered.

Nico snorted. “I’m more concerned with my survival than I am your sensibilities, Solace. Besides, I’m gonna keep my underwear on. Your poor little virgin heart won’t be traumatized too much.”

Will lifted his head without thinking and choked on his words. Nico had turned around and was leaning out of the other opening in the raft, giving Will a good view of his butt which Will couldn’t look away from for several seconds. He finally dragged his gaze away when Nico started to turn around again. Looking at the bottom of the raft, he noticed that Nico’s clothes were gone. He frowned and glanced back up at Nico. “What did you do with your clothes?”

Nico settled himself, sitting cross legged, and said, “I just laid them out on top of the raft. Once the sun rises, they’ll dry and in the meantime they won’t be in here making us anymore wet or cold than we already are.”

“Oh,” Will mumbled. He shifted, uncomfortable in his wet trunks. If Nico noticed, he stayed silent. After half an hour, with Will checking his very expensive waterproof watch every few minutes, he couldn’t take it anymore. He quickly stripped off his trunks and sighed with relief when he was free of the clinging material. His face was burning as he sat back down and he watched Nico carefully for any reaction, but Nico had already closed his eyes and appeared to be sleeping. He curled into a ball, both to cover his nakedness and for warmth, and shut his eyes. To his surprise, exhaustion hit him and he was out in minutes.

Prompt list

Okay guys this is a huge prompt list, feel free to send me a request with one or more prompt. Just tell me if you want it with Peter or Tom and I’ll write it as soon as possible !

Check my to do list here, and my masterlist right there


01.  “Whatever you’re going to ask, the answer is No!”

02.  “Why did you scream like that ?”

03.  “I don’t think I could live alone again.”

04.  “She doesn’t understand you like I do.”

05.  “You’ve taken her back? You can’t be serious?”

06.  “There’s someone in the house!”

07.  “A boy needs his father.”

08.  “Why didn’t he come and talk to me himself?”

09.  “Oh my God. You’re in love with her.”

10.  "Is that my shirt?“

11.   "There’s only one bed.”

12.  “If you get me his phone, I might reconsider.”

13.  “I’m sorry if it upsets you, but I’m going to marry her.”

14.  “I’ll find her and bring her home, I promise.”

15.  “Am I under arrest, or not?”

16.  “What’s in that bag and why are you hiding it here?”

17.  “For some reason, I’m attracted to you.”

18.  “You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”

19.  “Do you ever think we should just stop doing this?”

20.  “Did you enjoy yourself last night?”

21.  “Could you be happy here with me?”

22.  “I have to do something to help that child.”

23.  “You stand there and accuse me, but where were you at the time?”

24.  “This isn’t just about you. It’s about what’s best for all of us.”

25.  “He was unconscious when I found him”

26.  “You embarrassed me this evening.”

27.  " Does he know about the baby ?“

28.  "I think you’re just afraid to be happy.”

29.  “What do you mean, he’s escaped?”

30.  “If we both stick to the story, they can’t prove anything.”

31.  “I’ve been checking you out.”

32.  “Darling, it’s beautiful, thank you!”

33.  “You’re paying a small price compared with what she’s going through.”

34.  “I miss moments like this more than anything.”

35.  “Do you think he crashed the car on purpose?”

36.  “Well, this is where I live.”

37.  “I don’t often get the chance to talk to someone like you.”

38.  “You have his eyes.”

39.  “I’m telling you - the guy was a complete stranger, just walked up and gave me the bag.”

40.  “If you do this, you will be dead to me.”

41.  “I never meant to come between you and him.”

42.  “The way you flirt is shameful.”

43.  “I’m your daughter.”

44.  “Quick, hide behind the sofa!”

45.  “I just want a nice, easy life. What’s wrong with that?”

46.  “No! I’m tired of doing what you say.”

47.  “You were always the quiet one.”

48.  “Just give me my cut of the money and I’ll be out of here.”

49.  “I daren’t stay long. I just had to see you.”

50.  “Please! Stop it! All of you!”

51.  “It looks like you’re in trouble there. Can I help?”

52.  “Sweetheart, what did you bury in the garden?”

53.  “Sorry, its just that I get very nervous when someone else is driving.”

54.  “You know my name?”

55.  “I just came to say goodbye.”

56.  “I’ll sleep under the sheets, you sleep on top of them.”

57.  “The skirt is supposed to be this short.”

58.  “I wasn’t going to wait around for you forever.”

59.  “Is it really you?”

60.  “You had me at ‘free pizza!’”

61.  “You can’t break my heart like this!”

62.  “Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? ”

63.  “Here, wear my jacket.”

64.  “Are you serious? Do you have to do this now?”

65.  “My parents asked about you.”

66.  “Why is there a drunk man sleeping in the bathtub?”

67.  “Can you reach it?”

68.  “Can I hold your hand?”

69.  “No one will ever hurt you again!”

70.  “I just wanted an easy day with my girlfriend. What’s so wrong with that?”

71.  “Come over here and make me, then.”

72.  “Frankly, I couldn’t care less.”

73.  “If I ever see you anywhere near her, you’ll have to deal with me!”

74.  “Are you still awake…?”

75.  “Shut up and kiss me.”

76.  “Stop talking about the past, I could be dead in a matter of hours… make me up a future.”

77.  “Are you drunk?”

78.  “Baby, I’m on the phone.”

79.  “Where did you find this?”

80.  “I think I picked up your coffee by mistake.”

81.  “Delete that. Now.”

82.  “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”

83.  “We accidentally got married in Vegas oops”

84.  “This is so going on Youtube!”

85.  “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly it seems quite dangerous.”

86.  "Look at me. Just look at me and stay awake. Can you do that?”

87.  “Isn’t this weird? Should we not be doing this?”

88.  “I beat you at Mario Kart and now you’re banishing me to the couch for the night?”

89.  “Who brought pot brownies to the bake sale?!”

90.  “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”

91.  “I’m no doctor, but you should have that looked at. It’s bleeding a lot…”  

92.  “How much sleep have you gotten in the past two days?”

93.  "Wanna dance?”

94.  “Why are you covered in mud?”

95.  “You never told me you had a fucking twin.”

96.  “Hey remember when we practiced kissing? That was stupid… right? Right?”

97.  “I see the way you look at me when you think I’m not looking.”

98.  “If you’re bored; Wanna have sex?”

99.  “This is girl talk, so leave.”

100.  “You can sing?”

101.  “You’re lucky you’re cute.”

102.  "Well….don’t keep me waiting”

103.  “I can’t swim!”

104.  “I was going to kiss him, but then my friend texted me about going to Taco Bell, and, well, there’s this cashier that works there who is way cuter, so I bailed on the rest of the date.”

105.  “I’m so stupid to make the mistake of falling in love with my best friend.”

106.  “We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”

107.  “Can I touch you ?”

108.  “Wait. I didn’t mean that. Please, come back.”

109. “Is that a tattoo?”

110.  “Why are you taking so many photos?”

111. “Im too sober for this”

112. “I want to hike up your skirt and take you right here.”

113.  "That night never happened!”

114.  “Stop acting out Grease Lightning on the top of my car, I have somewhere to be!”

115.  “Here, take my hand. Everything is fine, just hold onto me and keep moving.”

116. “You can’t keep pretending it didn’t happen, cause guess what? It did!”

117. “I found it in the recycling bin.”

118.  "I thought you loved her.”

119.  “We’re in a bathtub !”

120.  “You come to my room and wake me up at 4am, to cuddle?”

121. “I just came to say goodbye.”

122.  "Sit in my lap.”

123.  “One last time, please ?”

124. “How can you still look so attractive while crying.”

125.  “Will you be quiet?!”

126.  “Wait, you’re a virgin ?,”

127.  “I had the weirdest dream about you and now I can’t stop thinking about you naked.”

128.  “Who did the laundry? My favourite shirt is pink.”

129.  “I’ve been alone for so long..”

130.  “Are you happy now? Huh? DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY?!”

131.  "It’s too late for you to be out by yourself.”

132. “Choose me”

133.  “You’re lying.”

134.  “I’m trying to drive here !”

135.  “You didn’t call. You didn’t text. Nothing.”

136. “If you insist”

137.  “Time changes people.”

138.  “That’s gross ! Unless you’re up for it ?”

139.  “Sorry doesn’t fix everything.”

140.  “Breaking up, was our best choice…right?”

141.  “Do you want to kiss as bad as I do right now”

142.  "Did you buy me… lingerie?”

143.  “I haven’t seen you in so long, I need you.”

144.  “Maybe I’m meant to be alone.”

145.  “You have already broke down my walls, and you had to break my heart.”

146.  “Unless I screw this up again, I’m going to marry you.”

147.  “Why did you say ‘Daddy’ in your sleep?”

148.  "I’m going to walk away and pretend I didn’t see anything.”

149.  “But you promised..”

150.  “You pushed me off a building.”

151.  "Let me shower first!”

152.  "Is that… is that my bra?”

153.  "Don’t drink that! I saw that guy slip something in there!”

154.  “Ask for permission.”

155.  “You said my name in your sleep.”

156.  "You left your shirt at my house. It’s mine now.”

157.  “We were just joking around, right? Please tell me you knew that.”

158. “We have to stick together.”

159.  “Do that again.”

160.  “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”

161. “We are not going to steal someone’s dog.”

162.  “I bet you ten dollars you won’t kiss me.”

163.  “Are you an undercover cop or something?”

164.  “I heard you singing Taylor Swift in the shower this morning, are you okay?”

165.  “You can’t come here and only eat the free samples.”

166.  “How was I supposed to know there was someone in the trunk? I was just stealing the car not trying to kidnap you!”

167.  “… Where are your pants?”

168.  “You said you were good at baseball!”

169.  “Hypothetically, if I asked you out, would you say yes?”

170.  “Well, I’m happy you think of me when you’re drunk.”

171.  “It wasn’t supposed to happen like this.”

172.  “That can’t be legal.”

173.  “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”

174.  “I need a place to stay.”

175.  “I may be smaller than you but that still doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass.”

176.  “I still have like 50% of your shirts here and I really don’t want to give them back. They smell like you and I realized I couldn’t sleep without one. So if you insist on taking them please just leave one.”

177. “Why do you keep inching closer to me?” “Cause your warm and this damn movie theater is freezing.”

178.  “If you could go back in time, would you stop yourself from meeting me?”

179.  “So, are you guys dating or?”

180.  “I’m way out of your league”

181.  “We’re never going to see each other again, are we?”

182.  “Even the idea of you being with someone else is enough to make me wish I was dead.”

183.  “Will you stop looking so surprised, it’s not like I’ve never worn a dress before.”

184.  “Tell me what I have to do to get you to forgive me? Want me to jump off a cliff? Done. Want me to hit your ex with a chair? Deal.”

185.  “Every day since you left I thought about where we went wrong and how I could get you back.”

186.  “Hey, can I hold your boobs for a sec?”

187.  “Take the long way around”

188.  “Isn’t that a bit too small for you?”

189.  “We’re out of gas, what’s your plan?”

190.  “You look… really happy. And normally, I would love that but now that I know it’s not me making you happy.. It’s just fucking with me.”

191.  “How many fingers am I holding up?” “…Zebra.” “My dude are you okay?

192. “Tell me I’m pretty before I shoot you in the dick!”

193. “My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on”

194.  “I wish you’d be here in my arms right now.”

195.  “I’m not gonna stop until you beg for it.”

196.  “Stay the night. Please.”

197.  “It’s lonely without you in the bed.”

198.  “Promise me you’ll come back… I need you to promise me.”

199.  “I’m not gonna stop leaving marks ‘till I’m sure everyone will know you’re mine.”

200.  “You’re really proposing to me? For real? Now?”

anonymous asked:

off topic but that sexy endscreen dance music video dan made "DAN IS ON FIRE" or whatever the fuck makes me want to jump off a high cliff idk why

mood with every video uploaded by daniel howell

[That’s definitely Stiles texting Derek. Here, have a fic.]

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Derek gets the text whilst three thousand miles away helping Cora move into her new house with her new boyfriend-slash-fiancé.

He almost drops his phone twice on his rush to get it, making Cora snort and then bend her fingers into a heart shape and wink at him.

I have good news and bad news.”

Oh, god.” Derek mutters under his breath, his mind coming up with the most ridiculous ideas to try and explain what is happening in Beacon Hills, now.

“Maybe he’s leaving you.” Cora laughs, looming over his shoulder to read the text. “Or maybe he’s got a promotion. Oh, oh, maybe both!”

“Shut up.” Derek grits out.

His sister snorts again. “Stop freaking out.” She pats his back. “And finish this, we need to unpack the bedroom still.”

“I’ve got it!” They hear Seth yell from upstairs, followed by a curse and then something falling to the floor.

“That better not be my vases!” Cora shouts back, rushing to the door to join her boyfriend.

Derek can’t help but smile at the familiar bantering, glad that his sister was able to find someone that makes her happy like Stiles makes him. He glances down at his own phone, shakes his head fondly. Three days. Three days and he misses him like crazy.

Bad news first”, he texts back.

The answer comes not two minutes later.

Our son made a mess in the sink.”

This time Derek does drop his phone.

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Prompt list two

Just more prompts to help with requests. You can send in a bit of a story line with your request our just your character choice and prompts! Thank you lovelies! 

Prompts:

31: “You reach of bad decisions.” 

32: “Why the bloody hell are you here?”

33: “Id rather jump off a cliff, but thanks anyways.”

34: “I’ve gone my whole life without knowing you. Why start now?”

35: “No.”

36: “Sometime I dream of dismembering you. Is that normal?”

37: “They’re having a panic attack and this isn’t helping!”

38: “Just get out!”

39: “I hate myself for loving you.”

40: “Sometimes I think I can do drugs but then I think probably shouldn’t.”

41: “You are everything that I have ever wanted and that scares me.”

42: “You scare me.”

43: “Do you enjoy making children cry.”

44: “Having feelings is ruining my reputation.”

45: “Put your hands on  me again and you will lose them.”

46: “I said no you freak!”

47: “I’m never enough.”

48: “You are nothing to me.”

49: “If it was between you and a blood thirsty bear, I chose the bear.”

50: “How are you always here!”

51: “Stalking me?” 

52: “Oh my god! You like them!”

53: “Shut it!”

54: “Yes when I’m around them I feel all happy and nervous but no I don’t like them.”

55: “I like your face.”

56: “Why are you so bloody perfect? It’s annoying.”

57: “No but I’d like it if you cried.”

58: “ops my hand slipped.”

59: “You are my least favorite thing in this world.”

60: “I’m just going to hide in my room for the rest of eternity.”

    DAN VS. SENTENCE STARTERS: EPISODE 1-3

  • “I can’t believe how much I hate everything.”
  • “If you kiss me, I’ll make you pancakes.”
  • “There’s only one possible culprit; WOLFMAN!”
  • “I told ___ I wouldn’t help you get revenge anymore.”
  • “You shouldn’t let ____ push you around.”
  • “He’s an evil beast with an unsavory bloodlust - of course he jogs!”
  • “STOP LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD!”
  • “You can’t go kidnapping children!”
  • This is much nicer than the last jail I was in.“
  • "There might be a soup-related emergency.”
  • “What I do in the privacy of my pockets is my business!”
  • “What about this situation would make me happy?!”
  • “All that anger’s not good for you, you know.”
  • “I’ve got better things to do than looking for mythical creatures!”
  • “Come back with as much silver as you can find. And a cupcake.”
  • “I still don’t feel right about this. I mean, I’ve done some questionable things before, but…”
  • “I’ve heard this place is haunted.”
  • “Oh no, I ran over another cyclist!”
  • “What maniac shoots a guy in the butt with an arrow?!”
  • “The guy scratches my car and you want to kill him?”
  • “You’ve got some serious anger issues.”
  • “What the heck would you make a swinging lamp for? It makes me want to burn down the 70′s.”
  • “What are it’s weaknesses? How do I hurt it?”
  • “Well, that’s the first time I’ve ever been thrown out of a library.”
  • “Is there a time limit on revenge?”
  • “Are you going to behave yourself this time?”
  • “I can help you, but I’m going to want something in return.”
  • “I’m not killing someone for the librarian.”
  • “You date a married woman, you get hit by a bus - karma.”
  • “It still counts as one thing if the cookies are inside the milkshake.”
  • “If ___ jumped off a cliff, would you?”
  • “Am I the only one who cares about getting revenge on New Mexico?”
  • “Some people are desert people.”
  • “Hydrogen. Shut up.”
  • “For once in your miserable life, you didn’t let me down.”
  • “What do you expect from hot air balloonists? They’re just bad people.”
  • “Oh, so YOU’RE the only one that gets to play with the death ray?”
  • “There’s nothing holy about Toledo.”
  • “Another horrible day made slightly better with cookies.”
  • “I was attacked by a ninja last night.”
  • “How do you know so much about this stuff?”
  • “I can carry a sword when I want to.”
  • “Wow. That is the most I’ve ever heard you say at one time.”
  • “You know I had a life before we met, right?”
  • “Kill me? Over my dead body!”
  • “Unfortunately for your friends, they know too much.”
  • “Be more handsome.”
  • “We can’t risk me, can we? I’m precious.”
  • “I keep coming back to the whole “not liking this plan at all” thing.”
  • “I am much more suave, debonair, and sophisticated than that!”
  • “I get mad at everything and I yell a lot.”
  • “Flying monkeys? This time of year?”
  • “Help! Someone! This is very confusing!”
  • “He exploded! We won!”
  • “It’s not gibberish. It’s Japanese.”
  • “I don’t understand what your blood feud has to do with my cookies.”
  • “If you die will they still come after me?”
  • “I would appreciate, as a favor to me, that you not die.”
  • “Great, rookie. Now he’s poisoned AND unconscious.”
  • “Are we going to kill him or what?”
  • “Bet you’re not so tough without that sword.”
  • “Ah, the sweet taste of revenge and chocolate chips.”