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June Comeback Theory

We’ve been screaming for a while. This is the conclusion we came to. Here’s why:

1) Johnny recently dyed his hair very black. This seems like comeback hair - his previous hair had roots showing but you couldn’t tell and it didn’t look bad, unlike some of the others, so there was no reason for him to dye his hair. Also, when idols change hair for their comebacks, they always work with darker colours first. Also also, Johnny attempted to hide it by wearing a hat and he really isn’t a hat person on a day to day basis. Mark didn’t attempt to cover up his hair when he changed colours.

2) Every other SM boy group has an almost set comeback date for the second half of the year - EXO in July or August, SHINee in September, SuJu is confirmed for October, TVXQ will probably come back in November and then we’re just in time for EXO’s annual emo Christmas release. June to early July is the only time NCT will be able to promote without overlapping with a senior group.

3) Rookie groups needs to have at least three promotions a year, probably more, if they want to stay relevant. NCT needs to promote more because their concept will turn away casual fans - they need to promote so everyone finds *that* song and *that* member which makes them stan, otherwise potential fans will leave. When EXO didn’t promote constantly as rookies, they were considered a flop group.

4) If they weren’t going to have an NCT comeback soon, Hansol would be included in the rookie content. Seeing as he isn’t in rookies, Hansol is probably debuting.

🎭EXO: “The Mask Concept” Part 3🎭

*****Okay so I’m making a new post about this because it is now relevant!*****

In late 2014, when I was taking a break from school and had a lot of time on my hands I compiled a lot of comeback rumors and created two posts, one on @kmexoplanet and one on here about a Phantom of the Opera concept that I thought EXO was going to use for their upcoming comeback. This was when the members were filming their pathcode teasers which is why rumors were flying around so much. part 1 | part 2

Here’s a much more condensed version of both of those posts (this will still be long lol):

Xiumin teased EXO’s “new” choreography in EXO’s first box (2013), something involving throwing a mask on the ground, yet it has never been shown in the comebacks following “Growl.”

Many fans have seen Kai practicing this mask dance (these are from Gayo Daejun 2013 and TLP Beijing)

Sehun was practicing this choreo on 141015 so we thought it was for the new comeback, but it ended up being for the Kolon CF, which looked slightly more like it went along with the mask concept, in my opinion

And I still believe that this choreo could be the 2016 comeback.

Now, as far as the new things go, I realize that this was just one post taken from twitter but

I didn’t think the mask dance would come back! Also the Baekhyun high note wasn’t that much of a surprise but whatever and Sehun’s recent insta/weibo post goes along with the blood stained shirt thing. 

And btw I have no idea what thtones is lmao I won’t even comment on it. I am clinging to the Ventage Frost Demo in the hopes that it will finally be the new song.

A lot of people are talking about the devil (lol) and 666, Michael vs. Lucifer, even One Piece! (theory here) and stuff which wasn’t I had originally thought but hey, it could go anywhere at this point. My imagination was going towards more Phantom of the Opera/Masquerade, especially combined with that demo song, it would be so nice. Also the “Light vs. Dark” concept is an old rumor too, and I thought that since the Kolon cf choero was like a battle that it went along with those rumors as well. Let me know what you guys think! I tried to not make this too long but it is. Lol oh well~

Credits: @fy-sehunoh, @d-hoes-baekon, @c92, @dailyexo, @xingbarachen There are links to many videos/fancams on the old posts even though a couple have been deleted. Most of the gifs are mine.

SEASON 7 REQUIREMENTS

- EXPLAIN EVERYTHING WITH MARY AND ROLLINS IN A NON-BS STORYLINE

- MAKE EMISON PERMANENT

- PROTECT ALISON AT ALL COSTS

- BRING BACK WREN

- GET RID OF THIS SHITTY EXCUSE OF A CALEB

- GIVE MONA THE RESPECT SHE DESERVES

- RESHOOT THE INTRO AND ADD MONA

- GIVE THE LIARS RELEVANCE THE MAIN PLOT (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

- OFFICIALLY INCLUDE MONA WITH THE LIARS FOR FUCK SAKES

- STOP GIVING SPENCER A BULLSHIT LOVE STORY LINE/INTEREST

- BRING BACK MELISSA WITH RELEVANCE

- GET EZRA OUT OF THIS PIT OF DEPRESSION BECAUSE HE DESERVES BETTER

- MAKE JASON’S COMEBACK WORTH IT AND RELEVANT

- GET RID OF SARA HARVEY COMPLETELY

- EXPLAIN BETHANY YOUNG’S CONNECTION TO JESSICA/MARY AND HER STORY

- FINALLY AIR THAT FLASH FORWARD SCENE AND MAKE IT FUCKING WORTH IT

- ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING HAPPEN EACH WEEK FOR CHRIST’S SAKE

the-crystal-gym  asked:

I completely understand what you're saying. Sasunaru/narusasu has always been canon and will always BE canon. I'm just as angry as you are. If you want to vent, you can come talk to me.

OKAY THIS IS GONNA BE CRAZY LONG AND YOU’RE PROABBLY GONNA AGREEE WITH EVERYTHING I SAY BUT I NEED TO YELL AT LIKE A FOURTH PERSON OVER THIS OKAY

SO THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN SERIES IS ABOUT SASUKE AND NARUTO, NARUTO AND SASUKE.  IT HAS BEEN FROM THE GOD DAMN BEGINING BASICALLY EVER SINCE “My body just moved on it’s own” the narusasu became STRONG AF and at the VERY beginning we think they hate each other but NOW WE KNOW SASUKE ALWAYS LIKED NARUTO (COUGH COUGH WAS IN LOVE WITH COUGH) SINCE HE WAS LIKE FUCKING NINE HE ADMIRED THE BLONDE IDIOT AND THIS ISN’T SPECULATION IT IS CANON FROM 698 AND I’M NOT GONNA PUT A PHOTO HERE BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT THIS THEN WHAT MANGA ARE YOU EVEN READING????>?>?>!!!!!!
ANYWAYS

SO ESSENTIALLY AFTER “My body just moved on it’s own” in fact BEFORE THAT WHEN SASUKE ALL WORRIED FOR NARUTO GOING OFF ON HIS OWN TRAININGA LL DAY AND HE’S LIKE “GOD DAMN IT YOU IDIOT ARE YOU OKAY?” TRYING AND FAILING TO HIDE HIS GOD DAMN CONCERN FOR THIS DUMB ASS, AND THE TRAINING TOGETHER AND CRAP

Since then basically it all went uphill from there like naruto becoming hokage was relevant this series IS about a rejected boy making a huge comeback and being recognized as a hero despite being hated (for something he had no control over).

Yes that is one of the main parts

BUT THE REALMAIN THEME AND POINT OF THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN SERIES IS NARUTO AND SASUKE’S BOND

LIKE FROM THERE IT’S ALL ABOUT NARUTO WANTING TO BECOME AS STRONG AS SASUKE.  naruto gets sort of stronger than sasuke.  Sasuke gets real concerned he wont be able to kill itachi.  Sasuke tries really really hard to forget about all his friends and all that so he can kill his brotehr.  Sasuke LEAVES AND NARUTO GETS CRAZY OBBSESSED WITH BRINING HIS BOYFRIEND BACK.  i mean before this it was about how he admired sasuke and stuff, but now HE IN GOD DAMN LOVE AND HE SPENDS LIKE HALF HIS LIFE TRAINING JUST TO GET SASUKE BACK.  like beating akatsuki at the begining of shippuden is less of a goal than getting stronger to BRING SASUKE BACK.

LIKE THAT’S ALMOST ALL OF SHIPPUDEN FINDING SASUKIE AND TRYING TO BRING HIM BACK RIGHT

AND SO THEN THE WHOLE WAR THING STARTS AND IT IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE NOW PEOPLE LOOK UP TO NARUTO AND ALL THAT DESPITE BEING ASSHOLES WHEN HE WAS LIKE FUCKING FIVE.  THIS IS ALSO A HUGE THEME IN THIS SERIES

JUST NOT AS HUGE AS THE BOND NARUTO AND SASUKE HAVE

THAT IS THE UNDERLYING POINT OF THIS ENTIRE SERIES

so what makes me MAD AS FUCK is the fact that Kishi is literally throwing FIFTEEN YEARS OF HIS LIFE AWAY JUST BECAUSE GOD FORBID A GAY SHIP BECOME CANON.

AND IT’S SO CLEAR THAT HTEY ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.  IT IS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS.  THIS WHOLE SERIES IS ABOUT THESE TWO, AND NOW WE’RE THROWING THAT AWAY BECAUSE FUCK THE ENTIRE SERIES WE CANT HAVE ANGRY FANS NOW CAN WE?
THE LEAST THEY COULDVE DONE, WAS JUST HAD AN OPEN ENDING.  kishi even said during an interview once THAT WAS HOW IT WAS GONNA END.  he also said narusasu was his favorite pairing.

SO I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS MOVIE IS FOR?  we don’t even get to see naruto as HOKAGE which is the second biggest point of this series.  THIS MOVIE DOES NOTHING EXCEPT FOR LET US SEE SASUKE BACK IN THE VILLAGE MAYBE  IF THIS THING JUST ENDED WITH AN OPEN ENDING EVERYONE COULD BE HAPPY.  BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GOTTA MAKE SOMETHING CANON QUICK LETS GO WITH NARUHINA BECAUSE HINATA HAS A CRUSH ON HIM

THAT IS THE ONLY REASON

NARUTO DOESN’T LOVE HINATA ROMANTICALLY

“But it’s been two years." 

I. DON’T. CARE.

Naruto is NOT the kind of person who would just suddenly change his mind over something like this even in two years.  He stayed devoted to bringing Sasuke back for like or something years.  He is not about to just decide “I am in love with Hinata” out of nowhere!

And as much as I adore hinata, she is nothing for him compared to sasuke.  Sasuke makes naruto a BETTER PERSON.  he PUSHES HIM.  Hinata, if we’re honest, probably wouldn’t do anything if naruto was lying in bed until 11 in the afternoon.  She’s become a bad ass, yes, but when it comes to Naruto, she can’t push him to become stronger the same way SASUKE CAN.  

AND WHY THE FUCK DOES THE ANIME TEAM KEEP TRYING TO MAKE US THINK HINATA AND NARUTO WERE FRIENDS AS LIKE 6 YEAR OLDS? THEY WEREN’T.  Naruto barely even knew her and didn’t even talk to her until they were 12 taking the chunin exams and he called her weird.  if they DID interact as children, it wasn’t anything important to Naruto because he forgot.

SASUKE ON THE OTHER HAND HE REMEMBERS ALL THIS STUFF THAT HAPPENED BETWEEN HIM AND THAT KID SINCE THEY WERE CHILDREN AND I AM JUST SO MAD

this has been a Caroline rant

I’m sorry for the poor grammar but I am mad

The glasses clues

You all do realize that the “guy” in the mask with the pair of glasses that they make sure to show us in every “A” scene is probably Lesli Stone?
I mean, in the previous season we got a scene with Spencer and Hanna going through Lesli’s things and what do they find? 3546 pairs of glasses. That’s like such a big clue (in Marlene’s mind).
The glasses are the clue. It’s Lesli because she’s such a relevant character.

Weren’t we told how she was so very important to the story?
Only for her to turn out to be totally irrelevant?
That’s what they did with Sara Harvey.
Lesli Stone will make a comeback and she and Sara will be the stars of the show.
Maybe she even is the one with the twin. I mean, would could possibly be worse than Sara having the twin? Lesli having the twin.