this is ma last one

Tuesday 20.06.17 at 2.19pm

Translation by myself (and Google Translate)
Girl Chris & Vilde


Sure. I’m transferring it now. I just got my holiday money so 💸💸💸 is flowing out of ma pussey
Forget that last one. The point is that you don’t stress about money😉
And that I really love you ❤️

Ahahah! Chris❤️ love you too
Thank you, I’ll pay you back quickly

No worries

A vida transborda o tempo todo, tire seus aprendizados, não destrua o futuro por problemas do passado.
—  Oriente
You Get A Dog


It had been pretty rough the past few months and Fillip was constantly going on runs. Usually you wouldn’t mind but recently you had started to get lonely and it didn’t go un-noticed by Fillip. He saw the look in your eyes when he told you that he would have to leave again, you would put on a smile but it wouldn’t reach your eyes, it pained him to see you like this so he decided to do something about it.

“Darlin, do you know where the car keys are?” Fillip asked coming out of the garage, where he had been hiding away for most of the day. You where busy typing a document up for work, you where a lawyer and mostly worked with the club and this particular document concerned Juice.

“They should be hanging up in the garage, next to all the boxes babe” You answer without looking away from the screen hoping that he would leave you alone to finish what you had started almost two hours ago.

“I looked they’re not there” You sigh while shaking your head

“I don’t know where they are Fillip, its your car not mine” You sigh yet again when you hear him scoff, finally turning to meet the eyes of your old man. He stood leaning against the door connecting the garage to the kitchen, his leather vest hugged his body tightly from the way he had his arms crossed.

“Yer always using ma motor and yer the last one to use it so help me look. I need to get to the TM, my bike is actin up” He states before simply turning and walking back into the garage. You throw your head back and groan loudly, your annoyance only growing when you hear him laughing in the next room. Making sure to save your work you then proceed to shuffle into the garage entrance ready to give your man some cheek when you see it. The little bundle of adorable fluff chasing a ball around the garage floor.

“Oh my god” I laugh running over to the puppy who, upon seeing you runs over attacking your face with its tongue

“I’m going on another run in the next few weeks and I knew that I couldn’t leave ye all alone again so I though its either get ye pregnant-” you cut him off

“Yea no thank you, not yet” You say and he nods in agreement

“-So a puppy is like training for a baby, d'you like him love?” Chibs asked crouching down to pet the dog which in return licks his hand

“yes very much, thank you.” You smile turning to face him and planting a slow thankfull kiss on his lips “Love you”

“Love ye too darlin but we better get movin cause Tiggy’s dying ta see this dug”

Originally posted by heartsnmagic


“Come on Alex lets go babe, I want to get to the cabin before it gets any later” I shout out of the passengers side of the car window towards the open door of the house. A few seconds later Tig comes running out and is almost at the car when he remembers that he needs to lock the door, I shake my head a familiar smile on my face as I watch him lock the door before jogging back over to the car.

“Sorry baby, couldn’t find the keys” He smiles starting up the car and pulling out of our driveway.

“ I can’t wait to get to the cabin for a few days” You sigh contently. The cabin was your happy place and Tig knew that, so whenever he could get a day or two off, that’s where he would take you.

“Yeah I’ve got it all planed out baby doll, make some dinner, have some desert then we’ll head to the bedroom for some fun loving” I laugh as he says this watching out the window as we exit Charming

“Looks like you’ve got it all planned out baby” I say smiling lovingly at him before returning my gaze to the window

“Oh yea I’ve been-”

“STOP THE CAR!” The car comes to a screeching halt as Alex looks as me like I’ve gone insane, which maybe I have.

“What the fuck Y/N?” I don’t answer him as I throw open the passengers side door and run over to the side of the road, Tig not far behind me.

“I saw a dog..” I mutter looking around the bushes for the small dog that I had seen walking into the forest area.

“It was probably a rabbit or something babe, their aren’t any houses up here except for the cabin. I don’t think that a dog would be-” I am quick to stop him as I spot the dog in the bushes

“Oh really is that why the dog is rolling around in the dirt Tiggy?” He raises an eyebrow before looking past me his face melting as he sees the little dog no older than about 6 months old. Alex drops to his knees and the dog immediately seeks his comfort and the look on Tig’s face makes my heart melt.

“Hey little guy, where did you come from huh bubby?” Tig asks while picking the little bundle up and brining him over to me, he pulls his attention away from the dog and locks his sky blue eyes with mine “I think we should take him up to the cabin with us” Tig says with a look of concern in his eyes and I give him a soft smile, moving forward to move his hair away from his eyes

“Yea I think we should, I mean we can’t leave him out here” Tig nodded in agreement as we made our way back to the car. I grab a blanket that we keep in the trunk to wrap around the small dog while we drive the rest of the way up to the cabin.

The rest of the night was spent giving the dog a bath and something to eat, I had no doubt in my mind that we where going to fall in love with the little guy. I watched from the couch as Alex played with the dog on the ground, it was jumping up on him and trying to grab Alex’s black curls with his sharp teeth making me laugh as Tiggy tried to get away laughing loudly as he does so. “I love him” I say and Tig gives me a look at say that he thought the same “We need to keep him Alex, I mean we’ve been talking about getting a dog for so long and this one is perfect babe” I say joining Tig on the floor the puppy immediately coming over to greet me. I watch Tig face as he has what looks like an internal debate with himself but when the smile formed on his lips I knew that he wanted the dog just as much as I did.

“THANK YOU!” I shout throwing myself on top of Tiggy and placing a kiss on his lips and placing my self on his lap.

“No problem Doll” He mumbles against my lips a smile on his face but we are quickly separated as our new dog jumps up and starts licking my face “Okay that has to stop”

Originally posted by heartsnmagic


“OH MY GOD” I shout as I fall back onto the bed groaning loudly afterwards. I hear something fall from down stairs and someone sprinting up the stairs the next thing I know Juan is in the door way of our bedroom, his chest rising and falling at a rapid pace as he looks round the room frantically.

“What happened! Are you okay?” He askes while walking over and looking over my body checking over for any harm.

“I’m okay Juan” I laugh as his reaction giving him a reassuring smile “I just saw this puppy on the adoption website, I mean look at his little face!” I shove the laptop in his face, his eyes squinting as they adjusted to the brightness. He takes the laptop out of my hands and takes the seat next to me on the bed before beginning to scroll through the website.

“You wanna tell me why you’re looking through a dog adoption site?” He asks while not taking his yes off of the screen.

“I always do it, I love dogs” I say shrugging “it’s no big deal I’m just looking I mean I know that you would never get one because of the mess and-” I’m cut of by Juice suddenly looking up.

“You want a dog?” Your caught off guard by the question but you simply nod your head.

“A dog would be nice…but babe you hate mess and a puppy is very messy-”

“If you want a dog then you can have a dog no ifs not buts, come we are going so the shelter” And that’s what you did. He drove you down and let you pick whatever one you wanted and took them home. It took a while and some adjusting to your lives but the little guys finally fit into your lives and Juice didn’t hate him as much as you though he would

Originally posted by glassbonespaperskin


I hummed quietly and softly to myself as I worked on the dinner for tonight. I hadn’t seen Happy a lot this week so you thought that this would be a good opportunity to catch up with one another and have a romantic night in together. However this was interrupted when you heard noises coming from outside your front door. A confused look over comes your face as you stare at the front door where the whining sound was coming from. Making your way towards the door the noice gets louder and louder and when you open the door you are shocked as to what you find. Sitting in a basket in front of your door step was a little puppy playing with the blankets in its blanket.

“Aww baby, what are you doing out here in the cold?” You question and at the sound of your voice the little dogs head snaps up and if immediately tries to escape the blanket in an apparent to get to you. You smile at the dog as you make your way forward and pick up the blanket and once you have the puppy wastes no time in attacking your face with kisses making you laugh loudly. You don’t hesate to take the dog inside and place him by your feet in the kitchen as you worked after having given him a plate of meat. Around half an hour later you hear Happy’s bike pulling up out side but do not move from your position. As Happy walking into the kitchen expecting to have you greet him with a kiss he finds you one the tiled floor with a little dog using one of his socks as a chew toy.

“You got a dog?” Turning to smile at your old man he replies with an uncertain look.

“No, well yes and no. I found him outside our front door, someone must have left him out their” you shrug simply then continue to play with the dog. Happy continues to watch you interact with the puppy a smile pulling at the corners of his lips before he snaps out of it.

“I don’t want a dog” he stares firmly making you scoff

“Good because she’s not your dog, she’s mine” you say in a matter of fact tone while picking up your new family member and walking over to Happy sighing when you see the frown on his face.

“I promise baby, I’ll train her and she’ll be not trouble. Come on, I mean just look at this face” you says holding the small dog up in fort of his face. The dog simply sniffs Hap’s fave before licking him.

“Looks like you’ve made a friend for life” you giggled as Happy made a disgusted face before running over to the sink to wash his face .

“Keep that dog away from my face” that’s all you had to hear before you spent the rest of the night chasing Happy around the house with the dog.

Originally posted by petcornerblog

anonymous asked:

Hi! I saw a post who say that Harry bring to Louis a shaving kit at the hospital in december ? How do we know that ? Thanks xxx

Hm there were pics of him with something that looked like a shave kit, and he was like close to an ambulance so people thought he might’ve bought it for Louis

Tuesday 20.06 at 14.19

Chris: Of course. I’ll transfer now. I’ve gotten my vacation money 💸💸💸 is flowing out of ma pussy
Scratch that last one. The point is that money isn’t any stress
And also I love you a whole lot ❤️

Vilde: Hahaha! Chris ❤️ I love you too
Thank you, I’ll pay you back soon

Chris: No worries

It starts with this

Hi, this is the Wonder Woman (mum) x Jason Todd (son) imagine nobody asked for! I just felt like writing it because this had been really fun and I absolutely love this AU. Thank you for entertaining my messages and helping me get my ideas across, you know who you are!

It also all stemmed from this request - you can check it out if you want! 


Jason never really gave it a thought. For as long as he could remember, Diana had just been that. – “Diana”. His classmates ask him: “Who is she?”, “Is that your mum?”, “Your mum looks so pretty!” all the time whenever Diana comes over to his school to pick him up. So he never really gave it much thought. He remembers his birth mum but not by much – that’s a past he does not want to relive anymore. Being with Diana is much fun and definitely an experience for him too.

“Hey, Di.” Jason stops eating his food and Diana looks up from hers. Her eyes land on him and she frowns.

“Is the food not to your liking, Jason?” She asks and picks up her tissue, wiping the corners of her mouth. “Perhaps I should have gone with carbonara instead.” The frown on Diana’s face deepens.

Jason shakes his head. “It’s delicious!” He clears his throat, placing the spoon on the table. “I was just wondering… are you fine with me calling you Diana?” Because of the constant questions his friends tend to ask, it has caused Jason to think about things thoroughly. Diana has been taking care of him for the past few years, making sure he is fed, trained properly and even gave him a roof above his head. At times, Diana would also tell him bed time stories – Jason calls this the Diana & Me Time – about her time back in Themyscira or her involvement during the war. Jason concludes that Diana does a lot of things a normal mum would do.

Diana continues to stare at Jason. “I don’t quite understand – Diana is my name, of course I am fine with you calling me as such.” She tells him politely and Jason gives her a small smile.

“What I mean is… are you fine with me not calling you mum? Or Ma? Or mother?” Jason rephrases his question and Diana stares at him some more. “I mean, everyone kept asking me about it – you did after all adopt me, so do you not want me to call you ma?”

Diana nods her head, giving Jason’s questions a thought. To be honest, she never really thought much about it too. Jason is her son and even if Jason continues to call him Diana, she would not mind at all. “Well, I do not mind. You may call me whatever you are most comfortable with, Jason.”

Jason nods his head. “Okay.”

That was the end of that conversation that very day. The subject matter did not come up for the next few days until that one time Jason just so happens to call Diana out from the tracks when he placed first during a school event. He lifts his trophy for Diana to see. 

“HEY, MA, I WON.” Jason shouts at her proudly and Diana all but rushes up to him, engulfing him in a very tight hug, laughing out loud as Jason struggles to escape her hug, flushing at how the attention are all on them now. “Ma, come on, let me go! Everyone’s looking.” He could feel his ears burning up and Jason weakly pushes against Diana’s hold.

“Let them look – this is a special moment!” Diana places a kiss on top of Jason’s hair before letting her son go, smiling at him so widely her cheeks are starting to hurt. She feels absolutely ecstatic and proud at the fact that Jason is calling her ‘Ma’ and the fact that he had placed one made her feel extremely happy too; made her feel as if she has helped him accomplished something.

Jason pretends to ruffle his hair, embarrassed by Diana’s display of affection but he feels happy nevertheless. “I’ll see you later, ma.” Jason tells Diana when he hears his coach calling for him and Diana nods her head. Jason takes one last look at his Ma before giving her a small smile, rushing over to his coach, feeling elated.


SKAM MEME: [2/5] characters | noora sætre

“people experience horrible things every day, and they still manage to be nice to others. being an asshole is not something you’re both with, or something you become. it’s a choice!”

How you gone make a stimboard and say “credits in the descriptions/click pictures for credits” but your blog theme don’t even let you click images so there’s literally no way to see the credits….. ( •᷄ὤ•᷅)

Chris: Ofc. Sending on Vipps now. I’ve received vacation money so  is flowing out of ma pussey.

Chris: Strike the last one. The point is that money’s no stress. And I really love you.

Vilde: Hahaha! Chris I love you too. Thank you so much, I’ll pay you back soon

Chris: No worries

Você Fala Inglês? (Do You Speak English)?

pairing: LuLaw
unbeta’d (I’m not so good at Portuguese so if I have some mistake, I’d be thankful to find it. I just love the thought of Brazilian Luffy!)

This based in part on kaizokunohime’s story idea which I’m linking because of spoilers! Without @kaizokunohime‘s idea, I’d still be stuck for a resolution- go check out her amazing ideas!

… … … … …

When Luffy took the waiting job at the restaurant of the Rio De Janeiro Grand Hotel, he knew he’d be encountering a wide variety of people on a daily basis. It was one of the finest hotels in the Brazilian capital after all, drawing thousands of Brazilians as well as tourists and businesspeople from all over the world. One of the only things that all these people seemed to have in common was that they all seemed fairly refined and well-to-do, which is why the customer who sat sipping his morning coffee on the patio of the restaurant stood out in such noticeable contrast to the typical, immaculately-clothed, gold, and diamond-wearing guests.

This man’s rectangular reading glasses and well-trimmed goatee gave him the air of a university student. However, his apparent affinity for spotted clothing and the numerous tattoos that decorated his tan skin in perfect symmetry attracted the stares of not only the restaurant staff, but also the guests of the hotel’s typical variety. Whispered speculation of this man’s unorthodox upbringing and possible criminal ties filtered through the air of the restaurant around him. Nonetheless, this man didn’t at all seem to notice the attention he was drawing from others. He sat calmly outside, in his patio seat, a book splayed open with one hand as the lettered fingers of his other hand gripped the handle of his coffee cup.

“Acha que ele é do Rio? (You think he’s from Rio?)” Luffy ventured a guess.

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