- CDM: This is a question we're asking everyone for our next issue: what's the most despicable thing you've ever done?
- Patrick: Ooohhh despicable... I'm so despicable. So this is really mean, it's probably the most cold-hearted thing I ever did. There was this spider in my shower - and I'm usually very kind to all of the creatures of the world - and you feel very vulnerable when you're naked, and I didn't really want to be near this spider he was kinda big and gnarly looking. I kept splashing water on him to get him to go away, but he wouldn't budge, he was very happy where he was and I was very uncomfortable with that. So I gave him a lot of chances, I gave him a lot of little splashes, and I reached for a paper towel or something to squash him with and there was nothing. The only thing that I could reach in the shower was this hairspray. So I hairspray-ed this spider to death, which was awful. I felt like such a jerk. It was really, really harsh. And then I crushed it because I felt like I was putting it in a lot of misery. I feel very, very bad about that.
Aaaaaaah I'm too shy to turn off anon but can I just say that I followed you a pretty long time now and you're just SO AMAZING AND TALENTED AND I DONT KNOW YOU PERSONALLY BUT YOU HONESTLY DESERVE THE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD I WOULD DELETE MY TUMBLR SO FAST IF IT WERENT FOR YOU BECAUSE YOUR WORK IS JUST SO INCREDIBLE uh sorry I think I might've let my emotions slip a bit.. So yeah you're uh. Pretty cool....... And thanks for making your tumblr.