oi scorpy i just wanted to say you're a bloody legend on the behalf of all of australia and as albus is so big on muggle things, what are your thoughts on vegemite, like, do the house elves serve it on toast in the morning or what?
I don’t personally like it, but that’s probably just because I have terrible taste. In toast spreads, that is.
I thought, you know, it would be like nutella, and you could just scoop it up with your fingers or a spoon and pop it in your mouth. I was wrong. I was so so wrong.
Also, I’m glad you think I’m a legend. It seems almost all the other boys are called ‘legends’ except me. What exactly constitutes as a ‘certified ledge’? How does one acquire such certification?