this is like the first time i drew most of these characters and it's with beards

anonymous asked:

Tuesday Theatre Talk: The Hobbit plzzz🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


Ok so unfortunately this will be our final episode for a while because I’ve only been in five shows BUT THERES GONNA BE ONE FOR MUSIC MAN COMING SOON SO PLS HOLD

OK SO TODAY WE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE FIRST PLAY I WAS EVER IN- The Hobbit. In this show, I played Oin the dwarf, and it’s been like 3 years so let’s see how much I remember ok letsgo 

• so I was frickin terrified when I auditioned for this show, the only people I knew there were Eggplant (you guys remember Eggplant right? From the Wizard of Oz story?) and his brother. I was in eighth grade at the time and there were like 12 high school seniors in this show so I was p e t r i f i e d

• so when i walked into the audition I didn’t really understand the hierarchy/pecking order and that older kids got to have priority for good roles; but lil 13yo me was all like “I wanna be Smaug!!!1!1!1” so like I went on stage to read some smaug lines and tried to growl and ended up making a really weird snort noise in front of everyone ugh it makes me cringe to this day 

• this was the first time I met the director of the winter shows and I think I came off as show-offish to him because I’m pretty sure he hated me until he saw that I was actually a good actor in Wizard of Oz

• my first ever line on stage: “assorted cheeses, if you please”

• so in Bilbo’s house there were like all these fake food props used in the scene where the dwarves came in and trashed his place and I remember there was like one single rubber chicken leg that everyone would try and grab

• none of the dwarves had beards except for Balin, mostly because there were a bunch of girls in this show

• the guy who was cast as Thorin was like freakin perfect for the job; like he was the most assertive/commanding person ever and he honestly fit the role of Thorin like a glove; and also fun fact he made the actual map we used in the show and like singed the edges with actual fire so it looked old

• the “smash the bottles” chant at Bilbo’s dinner table was the most lit things ever, like we were pounding on tables and junk it was so great

• one of the trolls had to say “You’re a swag-belly, Essie” and of course our 13 year old asses thought it was hilarious and called each other “swag bellies” like all the time

• and also we’d pester the guy who played Balin for ballin’ too hard

• Bombur had to have honey cakes in like a lil bag and the dwarves would eat them, but we had like little almonette cookies and they weren’t super tasty but hey they’ll always remind me of this show

• OH MY GOSH I FORGOT ABOUT THE GOBLIN FIGHT SCENE OK SO- like me and the girl who played Kili (@moo-marie, she’s hilarious) had to like latch onto the big goblins legs and like he’d walk around with us like attached to his legs; during rehearsals big goblin would wear these like camo pants with this like bungee drawstring on the pocket which we’d always pull and it would drive him up the wall (fun fact: big goblin also was the wizard in wizard of oz)

• the elven blade was a real heckin sword

• Okay so there was this board along the wall in the green room and everyone drew ducks all over it and it became “The Duck Wall” but unfortunately it got painted over rip in peace 


• Smaug ended up being like a giant dragon head controlled by four actors backstage and it didn’t get finished until like the Thursday before opening night but it was cool because it could blink and open its mouth 

• I think like the first night of tech with costumes like all the girl dwarves with long hair got together and like when the second act started we all walked in with our hair like wrapped around our faces and pulled into a ponytail at our chins so we could have beards (kinda like this? I literally couldn’t find any pictures to help explain this besides this lone picture of ariana grande)

• ONE TIME DURING TECH GANDALF MISSED A CUE- (I think this is partially my fault because I think I forgot a line in that scene and it may have been his cue to like get ready) but all the dwarves were like on stage screaming for Gandalf for like 3 minutes because he was a no show

• OK SO ON THE SECOND NIGHT after the one part where all the dwarves and Bilbo finished floating down the river and crawled out of the barrels, the guy who played Fili forgot his lines and started add libbing- he didn’t sound like his character at all but like for years afterwards he was remembered for saying “YA KNOW WHAT” on stage and it was great

• after the second night of performances the seniors ditched everyone else and went to Buffalo Wild Wings instead of Dairy Queen and for the matinee everyone had written #scumbagseniors on their arms

• after we finished striking our set I announced “I’d never do this type of theatre stuff again” BOY GEE WAS I WRONG ASF

anyhoo, this finally wraps up my spectacular theatre adventures, but stay tuned, i plan to be in more plays so i can tell more stories; now i gotta get off tumblr for the day because i gotsa write an essay for history so best of lucc to all my humble meme lords and farmers- hope ur gardens continue to yield spicy harvests i lov u all

anonymous asked:

Do whatever you want just make it about Tendou lolololol

Yay! I did a bunch of assorted, random headcanons for my lizard boy
Hope you like them, anon! ♡

1. His s/o asked him to do the infamous “back paintings” with her once. While she painted an eagle with galaxy wings on his back, he drew a giant dick made out of pepe’s. Gotta love Satori.

2. He runs one of those meme blogs with 10,000+ followers.

3. He’s really touch deprived, so he melts at the slightest bit of affection. (Especially back scratches)

4. Prefers cuddles over sex any day. He’s kind of weird when he cuddles too, he’ll wrap all his gangly limbs around his s/o and just… trap them there. Speaking of cuddles, dates where him and his s/o just cuddle on the couch and watch movies are his absolute favorite.

5. His fashion sense is kinda… bad. Some days, he’ll wear khakis with a maroon sweatshirt and he looks amazing, but others, he’ll just wear the baggiest sweatpants known to man and an anime t-shirt and god, for a guy who goes to the best academy in Miyagi you would think he would dress a little bit better.

6. Spends more time on his hair than anyone on the team. He’s grown a bit insecure over the years, and if his hair doesn’t look ‘perfect’, he freaks out.

7. He’s really insecure about everything, actually. Most of the time, he’s pretty at ease with himself, but if he fails at something, whether it be a game, or school work, or anything in general, he falls into a pit of self loathing. All the haunting memories of his elementary/middle school years come rushing back at him, and it usually takes him a week or so to fall back into equilibrium.

8. When he falls into said slumps, he really craves positive attention. Whether it be from his teammates, or his s/o. (He’s a tad like Bokuto, really. Although, the only difference is, his emotions are a lot more stable and he’s better at hiding his sadness. Although, Semi tends to be really good at telling when he’s upset, because he had the tendency to cut back on sardonic remarks.)

9. He’s been to so many anime cons, although he doesn’t cosplay. Although, his s/o forced him into a Hisoka cosplay once, and it did not disappoint.
10. He has a bad habit of forgetting to sleep. He’ll just be in bed, looking at his phone and before he realizes it, it’s six o'clock and he has to get up for school. He hates himself for it, but continues to do it all the time.

11. When he actually does sleep, he’s errating. He never stays in one position, and its a nightmare when he sleeps with his s/o. The blanket ends up on the floor, his s/o gets kicked at least twice, he drools a bit, but for some reason, his s/o still finds it adorable.

12. Since he’s old enough, after the Shiratorizawa vs Karasuno match, he got a small eagle tattoo on his collarbone to represent the freedom he had when he was at the academy.
(I have a whole story based off this, I’ll post it if somebody requests it.)

13. He’s really bad at video games. Like horrible. He can play games like Danganronpa and Ao Oni, but that’s as far as he goes.

14. Since Shiratorizawa is basically a boarding school, in the beginning of their third year, Tendou, Reon, Yamagata, Ushijima and Eita got their pick of a huge dorm, and ended up living together until the end. Of course, as the year progressed, the idea seemed stupider and stupider by the day, but none of them gave up on it, even if Tendou and Yamagata drew dicks on everybody’s face when they were sleeping.

15. He has a bearded dragon named “Gaara” because when he first got it, it loved to bury itself in the sand in its terrarium. (Plus, it was a good excuse to name a pet after an anime character)

♡ ♡ ♡


Requested by Anonymous: “Would you mind writing a Thorin/reader, where the reader is an elf and Thorin’s One but the reader thinks Thorin would never love her so reader just ignores her feelings and Thorin keeps trying to convince the reader that their thoughts aren’t true?”

I hope you like it, sweet anon! 


It had been two weeks since Lord Elrond’s unlikely guests had arrived in Rivendell….two weeks that the ragtag company of dwarves had spent quietly wondering why their leader did not seem to be in any haste to leave the domain of elves. 

It had been two weeks since you had looked up from playing your harp to meet eyes, blue as a summer sky, whose intent gaze was fixed upon you with a stirring fascination. Indeed, you had been so entranced by this handsome stranger that you were brought back to reality only by the harsh twang of discordant strings between your fingers that earned you reproachful looks from your fellow musicians.

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