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So, there’s this relatively new member of our team who’s a gossip fanatic, she’s always around chatting everyone up and then reporting the juicest news and hot details she’s given, which is a demeanour our main client is pretty bothered by, therefore she always makes sure to shut up and behave around them.

Two coworkers of mine, me, the Big Boss and our client were arranging and planning a few things, when she burst into the room, not noticing the BB and the Client, who were at that moment having coffe behind the door and she went “ooooh, you know what they say about Louis Tomlinson not actually being the father of his child? Looks like it’s true after all, even though it’s been ages!”

We didn’t have time to gesture to her, that my client appeared from behind the door all frowny and straight faced “yeah, the same ages it took you to dig this oh-so-shocking information up, with that quick, sharp rate of yours you’ll have to start working on the next campaign tomorrow morning if I want it out before 2036″.

tbh one of the most shocking things this season is that tyler’s fans have p much stayed in their lanes and been fairly chill and that tyler has v much made it clear that he’s there to help melissa and kara be all that they can be–that this is her story and just v supportive and that he is not the protagonist–and then you have the newcomer who is calling himself a “hero” and even in interviews making it seem as if he is the protagonist and having the very annoying fans who hate kara

Conspiracy Theory

All the CW tv shows banded together to break out hearts and separate our OTPs We. Have. To. Wait. All. Summer.

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Cause and Effect [Tim Drake, Bruce Wayne]

Because I have been thinking about Tim coming ‘back to life’ for six months and after this post I had to finally write out what I have been thinking. I worked on this for a pretty long time and am very happy so. Please enjoy.

Tim’s lungs burn. He’s not sure if it’s from the fight or the feel of breathing in real air for the first time in…he doesn’t know. There was never a way to keep count of time beyond the growth of his hair. It is longer now, enough to be in his eyes, enough so when the wind picks up on the skyscrapers of Gotham it whips along with it.

He is trying hard to breathe. He is panting. His body aches, limbs heavy from gravity alone with bruises swelling under his too-hot uniform, with cuts slashed out making his skin sing with pain. Much of the fabric is stained dark with blood, his gloves are slick with it. His entire body is shaking.

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Hey guys it’s been a bit!
I thought I would let you all know that Gwenn and I have interviews! Mine is on the 31st and it’s a group interview so I’m nervous. But here is the problem, I don’t have anything to wear to the interview. All of my nice clothing got sent back to my ex because well it was hers. So now I need to figure out an outfit!!! We also don’t really have the gas to get there so I am worried.

As for school, my high school transcripts made it over but my college didn’t. I found out they put a hold on the account for $415. I have to pay that off for my transcripts to be sent to CSU. So we really need help.

As for an apartment, if I get this job we meet the income requirements for an appartment!! We are super excited, and we still need $1,400 to get the apartment.

If you can help us out we really need it! Our paypal is!

I cleaned a lot of my room today and I even washed my sheets which I’m pretty sure is a step in the positive direction of my mental health, especially since I can’t remember the last time all my clothes were picked up off the floor. Or quite honestly the last time I washed my sheets, which is totally gross and disgusting and don’t worry it’s only been a few months not that long!!! and i can’t wait to sleep in all my fresh sheets tonight. it’s the baby steps that are pushing me through these days. yay for doing something. 

  • McCree: Hon, why is your brother on the couch?
  • Hanzo: He just needs a place to stay until he can get back on his feet.
  • Genji: Your razor broke, it wasn't suited to my metal face.
  • McCree: Uh-
  • Genji: Also, I invited a friend. Hope you don't mind.
  • Hanzo: Er, well actually brother-
  • (Doorbell)
  • Genji: That's probably him!
  • (All go to​ door)
  • Zenyatta: Hello! Genji said it would be okay if I stayed here for a while!
  • Hanzo & McCree: (look back at Genji)
  • Genji: Uhh, this is Zenyatta.
  • Zenyatta: Do you mind helping me with my boxes? I've got 62 of them and they're all filled with the exact same kind of metal sphere.
  • McCree: Ugh.
  • Hanzo: Yeah, my bad.

The Originals - Freelin + “…for what it’s worth”

So If I get this mess clear, they’re pushing the story that her family and father are flattered that a guy wrote a song about her supposedly having sex with him and made it public to the entire world… ????? What parents in their right mind would let this be a thing???