Super late post for Klaroline Mashup Day 1 sorry! And also I ended up using 2 sentence prompts lol.
“Move away from the door and let me at him.” | “Are you taking his side against mine?” | College AU/AH
On second thought, keying Tyler’s car might have been the better idea.
“Easy, love. You’re making a scene.” spoke the British brick wall in front of her.
True enough, most of his frat brothers had their phones out, probably broadcasting her humiliation to the world.
What a fucking mess.
But it’s too late to back down now. No. She owed it to every scorned woman out there to see this thing through.
“I mean it, Mikaelson. Move away from the door and let me at him!” Caroline pushed the man to the side but barely moved an inch.
See? Brick wall.
She’s been here half an hour since her boyfriend (now ex) mistakenly sent her a pic that she definitely wasn’t meant to see. Tyler didn’t follow up with his usual string of excuses so she figured a.) he still had no idea what the hell he just did because b.) he’s so fucking out of his mind what with that manicured hand around his dick.
God, she wouldn’t be caught dead in that nail color.
And so, after getting over her disbelief, Caroline stormed straight to his Greek house only to be accosted by Klaus here who, for the first time in forever, decided to exercise his role as frat president and insisted on honoring “rules”.
Ha! This coming from Whitmore’s number one rule breaker? No doubt this untimely change of heart had nothing to do with honor but a lot to do with being a jackass.
“You know I’m bound by code to keep trouble at the door and you, love,” said the jackass.“Look like pure trouble.”
“But as lifelong best friend to your sister, you owe it to me at least to let me knee him in the balls.”
“Ooooohhh.” A chorus of dude voices chanted.
She shot them a glare the same time Klaus did and they all curiously dropped their phones.
“Look, Klaus…” Her voice dropped to a whisper. “This is really not the time to decide you’re over me! If you want to get on my good side, I suggest you–”
Suddenly the whole world turned upside down and she found herself tossed over Klaus’ shoulder.
What in the fresh hell?
Of course, that got her no answer, only the tightening of his hold on her back.
“I swear to God if that freaking hand strayed lower than it should, I would– Oomph!”
In a matter of seconds, she was unceremoniously deposited in her car, on the passenger seat with Klaus in the driver’s. She tested the door– it’s locked.
“You seriously used child lock on me?”
“Just a precaution, love.” The bastard dimpled. Dimpled.
“What? You’re protecting Tyler’s balls from my knee? Are you taking his side against mine?”
“Now, now, Caroline. Hear me out. You know I have a vested interest in this.”
“You have a vested interest on my breakup?”
He’s still smiling. The. Nerve. “Well, first, Rebekah made me promise to keep you doing anything you’ll regret.”
“Second, as much as I want to see Tyler get a swift kick in the rear, his father is a treasured alum. It wouldn’t exactly look good on me if I just stood by while someone attacked his precious son’s jewels.”
“And last, you’re a smart woman, love. In fact, I wager you did expect your ex to screw up sooner or later so you can legitimately dump him. You’re more angry than hurt that he’d do something utterly low.“
That shut her up. TBH, he got her at "smart woman”. Albeit looking smug as shit, Klaus Mikaelson, the irreverent flatterer, actually paid her a sincere compliment instead of a cheesy line.
“Well… Nice points you got there, Dr. Freud but a few things though– Don’t try to manage my feelings and battles for me. I can handle them myself, thank you very much. And also, how does your third reason fall under your ‘vested interest’?”
The look he gave her then made her shiver. “You know.”
God, are they seriously discussing this?
Caroline coughed. “Are you hitting on me? Like right now?”
“When am I not hitting on you?”
That earned him an eyeroll. “I’m not making you my rebound, Mikaelson.”
“Then don’t. Let’s date.”
Caroline would have laughed if not for the dead serious look on his face.
Her cheeks heated.
She’d always known the guy had thing for her. But she’d been with Tyler since forever and Klaus always seemed to strike the wrong chord with her what with his bad boy looks and ladies’ man smile.
Or maybe just because he’s the one who always made her wonder.
“Fuck it.” Caroline muttered.
And then she’s on him. On his lap. Against his lips. They’re probably giving everyone outside a show but whatever.
Tweet this, motherfuckers.
After properly fogging up her windows, she got off him.
Klaus’ smile was glowing. “Where to?”
“Is this a date then?”
She scoffed. “I haven’t even said yes yet.”
His answering look told it all. Oh, you will.
Please can I have #56 of the prompt list! (I think that's the one with "I'm late"! Would like it to be with Sheamus, something like female reader finds out she late for her period backstage at raw and she scared of telling Sheamus! But she tells Finn who ends up telling Sheamus 💕