this is lame i don't care

It’s not stupid. I promise. It’s not stupid to turn into your 5 year old self and get happy beyond measure for the little things. It’s not stupid to be proud of yourself for completing a load of laundry and washing the dishes. You aren’t lame for patting yourself on the back when you chose a salad over a burger. You’re taking care of yourself and each victory - no matter how small - is worth celebrating. 

726. There was one muggleborn in Hufflepuff that developed a strange habit of snatching food from the hands of Gryffindor students. When they were finally confronted about this behavior they simply said "Honey badgers have been known to steal food from lions. Honey badger doesn't give a shit it just takes what it wants." They then proceeded to snatch a pastry from the hand of a prefect and walk away.

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THE SIGNS AS ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, I GUESS
  • Aries: "let's overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off!" said robespierre, cutting everybody's heads off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off.
  • you could make a rel— no, don't.
  • Taurus: now the animals can go on land. come on, animals, let's go on land! "nope, can't walk yet. and there's no food yet, so I don't care"
  • Gemini: tired of using lame, sad metal? introducing: bronze. made from special ingredient tin from the far lands of Tin Land. i dunno, my dealer won't tell me where he gets it.
  • Cancer: get the hell out of here. will you get the hell out of here if i give you 500 elephants? okay, thanks, bye
  • Leo: ♫the sun is a deadly laser♫
  • Virgo: some people have no friends. some people have no food. the globe is warming, and ♫the ocean is full of plastic!♫
  • Libra: hi, i'm a member of the roman empire, and i was wondering ♫is loving jesus legal yet?♫
  • Scorpio: "Wait!" said christopher columbus, probably smoking crack. "if the world is round, let's go this way to india"
  • Sagittarius: who's the buddha? this guy, who sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that we're all dying. you could make a religion out of this.
  • Capricorn: oh, fuck, now everything's dead
  • Aquarius: some stars burn out and die. bigger stars burn out and die with passion! and make some brand new way crazier shit. ♫space dust!♫ which allows for newer and more interesting stars to be made, and then die and explode into ♫even crazier space dust!♫
  • Pisces: hi, you're on a rock floating in space. pretty cool, huh? some of it's water. fuck it. actually, most of it's water. i can't even get from here to there without buying a boat. it's sad. i'm sad. i miss you.
4

Arthur came back to life without any warning or whatsoever. He just one day popped up behind Merlin and took him by surprise, aka the merthur au no one needed

  • discourse: DID YOU KNOW that Kingsman is a racist, sexist, gratuitously violent, and not very diverse film??
  • me: ...Yes.
  • discourse: SO ARE YOU GOING TO STOP LIKING IT??
  • me: No...
  • discourse: WHY, YOU IRREDEEMABLE PIECE OF SHIT??
  • me: Because I can critique something I like and also enjoy the elements that make this film entertaining. I also love how both meta and fic discuss or simply correct the problematic things in canon, though they do also explore said problematic aspects in interesting, complex ways. For the most part, we tend to have a firm grip of what needs to be better represented in not only the movie, but in the general scope of fiction and real life social attitudes and political/economical implications as well.
  • discourse: ...are you going to stop liking it, though
How them 2000s live actions kids shows be
  • Normal Girl: *internally* I'm just a normal high school girl. I suck at math. I hate my parents. When someone asks me about my opinion on complex socioeconomic issues, I just go "What the heck!?" and start "texting" or something like that. My life would be just like yours, except for one thing: I have an amazing power... I can talk to cetaceans!
  • *at the docks, a bell tolls as our normal protagonist hears the voices of cetaceans bubbling in her mind*
  • Normal Girl: *staring deeply into the ocean*
  • Best Friend: Ahoy! What're you doing?
  • Normal Girl: Just staring into the oceanic abyss, thinking about how much I hate my parents. *internally* I have to keep my ability to speak to cetaceans secret or else... uh...
  • Best Friend: Haha, I feel that, friend. What a colorful life we teens live, our seaside environment awakening a rumbling darkness within ourselves of which we mull on our own with nothing but the unbounding depths of the ocean as our one escape. An escape which serves to only maim our fragile egos with newfound adolescent anxieties.
  • Normal Girl: What are you even talking about?
  • Best Friend: I don't know. I haven't slept in a week. Let's go to the mall.
  • *at the mall*
  • Normal Girl: *internally* My town might as well be called Lamesville. Nothing ever happens here, but the mall can be pretty fun. It's only place in the whole town with anything in it that isn't fish or excessive amounts of woodlice.
  • Best Friend: ...So I'd just dance and I'd dance until my feet broke. When that happened, I'd just get up and dance on my broken feet. And I did this until they were raw and blood was everywhere. I kept waking up in the morning extremely exhausted after this dream. I decided to record myself one night and it turns out I was dancing in my sleep. I haven't slept since I saw that. *leans in close to the normal girl* I'm afraid of what I'll do in my sleep.
  • Normal Girl: Wow, sounds weird... I guess. *sips coffee*
  • Best Friend: OMIGAWD! It's Chad Alphakid. He's coming this way!
  • *the normal girl and her best friend squee*
  • Normal Girl: *externally* That's Chad Alphakid. Who is he? He's only the hottest most coolest boy in this entire lame city. I've been crushing on him since I was like twelve.
  • Chad: Uh, okay.
  • Normal Girl: Did I just say that out loud!?
  • Chad: *sits at the table* Listen, I don't care what you or your friend think of me. I need help!
  • Best Friend: Have you murdered somebody?
  • Normal Girl: Do you need a girlfriend?
  • Chad: No, it's the ocean. The sound of her waves crashing against the shore is like a faultless siren song. There isn't a single night where I don't have visions of floating within her cold embrace. The allure of her boundless depths beckon to me like a lover. I'm afraid that if I don't get help soon, I'll find myself taken away by her to a fate unknown.
  • Normal Girl: *internally* Great, this is a chance to finally use my power to speak to cetaceans to my benefit! *externally* But why do you need us to help you?
  • Chad: You guys are the biggest fucking degenerate weirdos in this washed up town. If anyone knows how to deal with this, it's you two.
  • Best Friend: Haha, truuuuuu!
  • Normal Girl: I'm not a weirdo! I'm a completely normal girl.
  • Chad: Dude, you fucking talk to fish.
  • Best Friend: You do talk to fish.
  • Normal Girl: I don't talk to fish! *internally* I talk to cetaceans, they're mammals, not fish. Also, that's supposed to be a secret, dammit!
  • *at the shore*
  • Chad: Ah, Mother Ocean! Take me!! Take me!!! *attempts to run into the ocean, but gets held back by the normal girl and her best friend*
  • Best Friend: Simmer down, aqualad!
  • Chad: Why did you fools take me here, if not to release into the embrace of sweet Mother Ocean!?
  • Normal Girl: We talked it over and we decided that the best way to get you over your obsession is make you hate the ocean.
  • Chad: Does it involve you talking to fish?
  • Normal Girl: Yes, I mean no. I mean, fuck! Cetaceans aren't fish.
  • *the normal girl sits at the edge of shore, her eyes rolls up in her head as she proceeds to make fucked up porpoise sounds*
  • Normal Girl: *falls over limp*
  • Best Fried: She died.
  • Chad: Does this mean that I'm free to wade into Mother Ocean and meet my fate among her ever chaotic waes?
  • Best Friend: *lets chad go* Yeah, dude. I'm too far gone to care about things anymore.
  • Chad: *strips off all of his clothes* Good. I now understand that there was no avoiding this. This was always a forgone conclusion. My fate is with the waves. Sayonara, weird best friend guy.
  • Chad: *runs into the ocean*
  • Best Friend: *kicks the normal girl's body* Guess she really is dead.
  • Best Friend: *walks home as the night encroaches* My closest friend is dead, and Chad is probably dead too. I wonder where my fate lies?
  • Best Friend: *yawns* Maybe I should go to sleep and just dance myself to death finally. No, I don't think I could go to sleep even if I wanted to anymore. I'm probably going to die from exhaustion in the next few days, not having felt rest or comfort again. Or maybe I'll just stay awake forever. I feel like I was supposed to have an epiphany here, or some type of awakening. But, there's nothing. I feel like everything I've ever done has been pointless. God, I'm just really tired.
  • *back at the shore*
  • Porpoise: *beaches itself*
  • *a gray fleshy version of the normal girl crawls halfway out of the porpoises mouth*
  • Normal Girl: There goes my corpse! *drags her weird porpoise body towards the corpse* Why did I die with such a dumb expression on my face? Lame! I hope Chad didn't see.
  • Normal Girl: *looks around with beady eyes* No one's here. I can finally do this.
  • Normal Girl: *kisses her dead body on the lips* Blargh!
  • Normal Girl: *spits out blood* I bit my tongue when I died. Gross. I guess I can cross making out with my dead body and becoming a mermaid off of my bucket list, though.
  • Normal Girl: *sighs*

Since Tumblr seems to be the new magic lamp, can I make a wish?

Hello OL tumblr genie watching out there *waves*


How about we get some OL promo instead of asking fans for money, political tweets, gym pictures and trying to make non cast members relevant? 

Sincerely,

A SHOW fan

how kaisoo became dance partners for the eve
  • chanyeol: kyungsoo, let's be partners!
  • sehun: hyung is mine!
  • baek: Sooooooooo let's be partners!
  • junmyeon: *sighs*
  • jongin: *pulls kyungsoo to his chest and glares at the three* excuse me, but who is the boyfriend here again?
  • jongdae: could you even calm yourself when your dancing with him? please jongin we all know you get too giddy around kyungsoo and that might blow off your relationship--
  • kyungsoo: no jongdae, i don't care. i want jongin to be my dance partner
  • junmyeon: *sighs again*
  • jongin: really, jagi?
  • kyungsoo: i don't want to be partners with them. yeol and sehun are too tall. baek is too short, yours is perfect for my height and i-- *twiddles fingers* i'm biased of course i'd choose my jagiya~
  • jongin: *beams, kisses kyungsoo on the lips*
  • everyone: how to hide the gay
  • junmyeon: *bops his head on the wall*

wildbach  asked:

Any advice for an artist that is perpetually on the brink of starting a comic? sometimes it seems like such a monumental effort, and i don't know where to start.

Just go for it! Remember not everything has to go on the internet. I spent most of my youth drawing stuff that was never seen by anyone. It was just for my own amusement, and I didn’t care how crappy it was. I was having fun. That’s how it should be for you too. I used to write in old, unused dairies my Dad found for me.

See? Below is comic I wrote when I was about 14. I was so lame I thought jokes with Ernie and Bert arguing about pissing on the toilet floor were funny.


I was obviously not a stellar artist either. Wanna see my Year 12 report card?

So what I’m saying is go for it. It does not matter how your stuff turns out or even if you finish it. Make comics for yourself because you love them. Not for anyone else. And then you’ll be on your way :)

What your favourite Daedric Prince says about you
  • Azura: You are that friend, the mom friend
  • Boethiah: angsty gay
  • Clavicus Vile: Your friends hate you
  • Hermaeus Mora: You bore everyone 2 death, pls stop
  • Hircine: People don't ignore you because they don't like you, people ignore you because you've always got your top off and you're always shouting the 'hunt is on' like jesus beth we're just going shopping not to the fucking safari
  • Jygallag: Everytime you go out you come back home and everything is out of place, like what the FUCK. no this goes there, that goes there. It's almost like someone came back in here just to mess it up a little
  • Malacath: you can squash melons with those thighs, like damn
  • Mehrunes Dagon: You never grew out of your teenage years, u probs still wear a cap backwards while skateboarding down the street nd your favourite song is 'breaking the law'
  • Mephala: You'd fuck a spider
  • Meridia: Everyone must be judged. everyone. bc they're probs lame and they need 2 know it
  • Molag Bal: You want people to hate you, don't you?
  • Namira: u say it's grunge but dude seriously it's been six weeks since you've washed, take better care of yourself buddy
  • Nocturnal: I know u think the darkness adds to 'ambience' or whatever but for fucks sake ur house is a death trap, can't walk an inch without trippin on some shit
  • Peryite: The flu is the only thing that visits you more than once, and that's probably because you've got the flu all the time and ewww, cooties
  • Sanguine: jesus, you want to fuck him, don't you? :/
  • Sheogorath: Ermagawdurso randoms! RAWR! *glomp* nom nom nom >:3
  • Vaermina: don't complain about people avoiding you, I mean maybe if you weren't into jump scares so much
If you’re saying I play favorites you’re wrong. I care about all the servants equally. Except I don’t care for Finny, or Bard. Mey Rin’s feeling like a lost cause too.
—  Sebastian Michaelis

One of my favorite dub fun facts is that Italy just changed the entire ending to Candy Candy just because they liked her other boyfriend, Terry, better.

Like the whole series Candy’s looking for this dude she met when she was a child at her orphanage - and at the end of show (spoiler warning?) she finds him & they end up together. 

But apparently, Terry was so popular with Italian viewers, they were like “Nah, that’s lame” and her & Terry just meet back up at some train station & all of the problems they had before just magically vanish I guess.

So I guess the moral of the story is, if you ever feel bad for changing canon in your fanfiction, just remember Italy, who bought the rights to a 115 episode show just to make their OTP canon.

  • Johnny: oh, Ten, by the way
  • Johnny: *gets down on one knee*
  • Ten: *oh my gosh, oh my gosh this is happening. oh my gosh it's finally happening after three years, he's finally going to ask me to -*
  • Johnny: careful, you almost stepped on a ladybug, it's bad luck
  • Johnny: *stands up and puts ladybug away*
  • Ten: *deadpan face*
  • Johnny: babe? is something wrong
  • Ten: *dramatically looking away with a strained voice*
  • Ten: i don't want to talk about it

buyreputationbytaylorswift  asked:

If your still taking spideychelle prompt could you do a jealous! Michelle

!Loved your jealous Peter fic. You should do a jealous Michelle one .

Omg can you do one with Michelle getting jealous?!

Loved ur new fic!!! Was wondering is you would write a fic about spideychelle proposal????

hello! i hope this is okay! i tried to write this in many different ways but nothing ever really felt right. so, this isn’t just jealous!michelle. so if you’d like me to write more jealous!michelle that is more similar to the jealous!peter fic i wrote, let me know and i can write some small oneshots or something. (i have ideas for jealous!michelle that is similar to jealous!peter but nothing that was enough to make a whole fic.) anYWAY, i hope this is okay! and sorry it took so long!

five people who hugged michelle (ao3 link)

1.     gwen stacy

When Michelle is a freshman in college, she has a bit of a crisis. She and Peter have been best friends for around two years now, and she’s been nursing a healthy crush on him for a bit longer than that. And in their whole friendship/crush existence, Peter has only ever liked one girl: Liz Toomes. (Which, if she’s being honest, Michelle probably had a crush on Liz too. So she gets it.) This is all a roundabout way of her saying that she’s been able to have a crush on Peter Parker and not do anything about it because their relationship to each other and mostly to other people always stayed the same.

But in their freshman year of college, Peter Parker gets a lab partner for intro physics. She seems like a kind, genuine, funny, good person. She’s friendly and intelligent. And whenever Michelle makes the trek to MIT to join Peter for lunch before lab, Gwen always asks how she’s doing and takes a genuine interest in MJ and her life. So, Gwen Stacy is exactly Peter’s type (if Liz is a crush to go by), and MJ has a mini crisis about it.

Peter and Gwen don’t start dating though. At least not for the first month or so of school. But MJ is worried. And then one Wednesday while she’s doodling in the middle of her freshman seminar (it focuses on human rights and MJ is actually a big fan of the class, but That Kid™ is speaking right now and he’s absolutely insufferable), she feels her pocket buzz. It’s a text from Peter.

the dork pedro: hey, are you free for dinner tonight

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I’m so over all the dick measuring at Marvel. They need to crossover the tv shows with the movies, because I really want to see Cap’s face, after watching Daredevil fight. I need to see Jessica and Bucky throwing back shots and talking about being brainwashed. I want Sam’s jaw to drop, as bullets bounce off of Luke. And for fuck’s sake, it’s way past time for Coulson to return to the Avengers. Get over yourselves and stop with this bitch-ass whining. I’m tired of the lame excuses. You have a stellar cast in both places and I don’t care if it’s five seconds, gimme my tv characters in the big movies. ffs

Yu-Gi-Oh The Musical (In Normal Text)
  • Villains: Gonnna defeat Yugi!!
  • Everyone else: Must protect Yugi!!
  • Yugi: Stop!
  • Everyone: O_O
  • Yugi: I've had enough!
  • Everyone: ????
  • Yugi: This is the last time I'll be written as the weakest in a stand-off
  • Yugi: I don't want to hear it anymore
  • Yugi: I remember what you said before
  • Yugi: And I want you all to knooooooooooow....
  • Yugi: I AM THE KING
  • Bg-voices: (He is the king)
  • Yugi: THE KING OF GAMES!
  • Bg-voices: (The king of games)
  • Yugi: And I got something here to tell you, you villains are pretty are pretty lame!
  • Villains: *Offended gasps*
  • Yugi: I said this is the last time I'll be written as the weakest in a stand-off
  • Yugi: That sentence was too long-
  • Yugi: Who cares I've already won....
  • *SILENCE*
  • Yugi: Soooooooooooo.... NOOOWWWW WEEEELLL SEEEEE!!
  • Bg-voices: (What will we see?)
  • Yugi: In battle city!
  • Bg-voices: (He's gonna meet-)
  • Yugi: I'll bring Kaiba to the ground
  • Bg-voices: (To the ground!)
  • Yugi: Begging for another round
  • Bg-voices: (Another round!)
  • Yugi: But he better beg for all these duels
  • Yugi: if he thinks I will ever lose-
  • Kaiba: NOT SOOOOOOOO FAST *crashes on stage*
  • Everyone: *GASPS*
  • Kaiba: You went to far!
  • Bg-voices: (He went to fa-)
  • Kaiba: Also who hired these parrots-
  • Kaiba: This musical is falling apart
  • Kaiba: We'll see who'll win or lose
  • Kaiba: But faith will have to choose-
  • Yugi: You talking about faith!? Walk out the door!
  • Yugi: You've lost your mind-
  • Yugi: Not the Kaiba I remember anymore!
  • Kaiba: Oh there is much you don't know about me Yugi we are gonna see-
  • Kaiba & Yugi: Who shall win or lose, it's the best duelist faith will choose on the BIG BATTLE CITY FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNAAAAAAAAALLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE