this is kinda ugly but lol this is all i could do

VG CHARACTERS POST

OKAY UHM FIRST OF ALL I BIT OFF MORE THAN I COULD CHEW, I WAS GONNA DRAW ALL OF THEM. LIKE ALL OF EVERYONES CHARACTERS, AND THEN HALF WAY THROUGH DRAWING THIS I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, HOW IN THE HELL WOULD I BE ABLE TO DO THAT? SO U  H NAH. sorry ;; these are the only characters i got done. 25 people. idk i feel kinda bad but i just dont think id be able to do such a task- so uhm ye here you go. im sorry its shit xD like its all messy,,,

vg stuff belongs to @blogthegreatrouge  also if u ever see my submission, his name is actually bob. bob is his name, not max. its bob. AND NOW THE TAGGING WILL COMMENCE

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AHHH don E

*ACOWAR SPOILERS*

Anyway Moriel shippers whining about Mor being gay can suck my dick lol.

Is it probably tokenism? Yes. Is it probably going to be lazy, last minute representation? Yes. Do any of you homophobes using these things for your complaints actually fucking give a shit about whether or not it’s tokenism? No! You’re just homophobic, so stop pretending like you actually care about the quality of gay representation!

I can’t believe some of you actually have the audacity to to say shit like “this is coming out of nowhere” and “Mor just doesn’t SEEM like she’s gay” and “but poor Azriel!” and “but I wanted Moriel to happen!” and “I’m not saying I don’t want representation, I just don’t think it should be Mor.”

First of all, if you’re straight (and most of the people complaining here are) how DARE you say anything about Mor “seeming gay” or not. How DARE you. What the actual fuck could you possibly know about it. Nothing. You could know nothing.

Second of all, of COURSE you don’t think it should be Mor. You CARE about Mor. Mor is beautiful, bubbly, funny, smart, outgoing. Her storyline is important to the main plot. She’s survived tragedy and emerged triumphant. You relate to her. And most of all, you want her to get together with a male character. And for her to be GAY? Oh no! Now this is ruined for you. Now she’s not perfect anymore. God forbid gay people have a gay character with positive traits they can look up to and relate to in a series. God forbid ONE character out of a TON of straights had to be made gay and now you can’t relate anymore.

I’ve seen multiple people say “I like the representation, but I thought Mor should be with Azriel and Amren should be gay. Why couldn’t it be Amren?” This. Is VERY telling. Amren is described as not overly beautiful, she has a more abrasive personality, and most importantly, she doesn’t seem interested in any kind of romantic relationship. At all. Her being gay would not get in the way of ANY of your straight romances/ships/plots. It probably would’t even be brought up a lot, because it’s doubtful she’d even be with someone. So people saying that Amren would have been a better candidate feels very much like “Ugh, the gays can HAVE that weird freak Amren, but it’s not fair they get that pretty girl! How can MOR be gay?? What about the boy I want as her boyfriend?”

So many people are shielding themselves from being called homophobic by saying “I want a character to be LGBT! I want there to be representation for LGBT! (Just not THIS character)” Well that’s bullshit, first of all because the way you say “LGBT” instead of “LGBT characters” or “gay characters” kinda reveals the way you view representation as some nebulous kind of check-the-box category to get over with instead something actually important, and second of all because the “LGBT representation” that you’re “all for” is a very specific kind of representation. It’s the kind that isn’t really representation at all.

You’re “all for LGBT rep,” but you never actually want characters you LIKE to be gay. You never want the characters you ship in straight relationships to turn out gay. You want the ugly characters, the evil characters (who are going to die anyway), the characters who never end up in relationships, (and the “smol bean xD” men who you fetishize and ship with other men, but that’s another issue) to turn out gay. That way you can pat yourself on the back for how good and diverse your series is while continuing to enjoy the main straight characters in their straight relationships. That way you’re never forced to invest in the humanity of gay people and their stories, because their “stories” are just a casual mention of their sexuality, or a side plot so tiny it might as well not exist (like in tog).

And as for “poor Azriel!” do I really have to tell you why that’s fucking dumb? I guess it’s not uncommon in this fandom to always prioritize men over women (re: “poor Rhysand when Feyre had to sleep with her abuser that must have been so hard for HIM!!”), but still. Listen to yourself.

On top of all of this, I find it pretty funny (I don’t. I don’t find it funny. At all. None of this is funny it makes me want to vomit) that straight people are throwing a tantrum and acting like it’s the worst thing ever that a ship they were passionate about couldn’t work out because of the characters’ sexualities. HAHAHAHAHAHA! The irony of it, honestly, and the fact that none of you realize it… wow. Do y’all. Have any idea. How many times that happens to gay readers? On a REGULAR basis?? The two characters are similar. Have good chemistry. Interact in a way that hints at a relationship. Would be perfect together. You care about them, you grow invested. And just when you think they might be endgame… oops! They’re straight, and they can’t be together. I don’t have an ounce of pity for people saying that they’re SO upset by this because they were in love with the ship and now it can’t happen because of sexuality. This is our LIFE. It happened to you one fucking time, and the relationship wasn’t even that developed; somehow I think you’ll be okay.

To sum it up, when I hear people complaining about Mor being gay because they thought she should be with Azriel, literally all I hear is “wait but gay people are fine only as long as they don’t get in the way of straight ships and characters :( why can’t they stay on the fringes of the plot where they belong and leave us straights alone :( we used to have 100% of the characters and plot and now we only have 99% :( life is so hard :(“

It’s honestly just really disheartening to see straight people responding so nastily to this, especially when this is just a tiny drop of real representation. Mor’s sexuality might not end up being well done in the book, but there are a lot of gay and bi girls who read these books and this could genuinely make a difference to them. And THAT will ALWAYS be more important than the success of a straight ship, especially in a series in which there is absolutely NO shortage of straight ships and characters. Go pick two of the other 10,000 straight characters to ship and leave us alone.

BSD Chapter 51 Summary

A bit of summary for the new chapter. It took me a lot of time to just read through this cuz there’re so many texts and many difficult kanjis that I have never seen before. But the chapter is nice and I am so in love with Dazai and Shinsoukoku’s reaction. As usual, please note that I might make some mistakes with my translation (I mostly will!!) because my Japanese is limited. Kindly correct me if you spot anything that is incorrect! Thanks <3

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Jerome Valeska x Reader: Our Love

Originally posted by hellomadzstuff

a big thank you to my lovely friend @im-not-dead-but-i-should-be who made writing this story possible by helping me so much!

also idk  but it really took me long to write this and it’s so short….. omg kill me


‘Perfect. Fucking perfect.’

[Y/N] was going to be late. Thanks to her alarm. She knew that shit is going to broke sooner or later and she didn’t do anything about it.

She would’t even care but today was Monday and her first class on Monday was English.

She despised her English teacher. He was an asshole. Always making rude comments about her and the other girls.

‘[Y/L/N] why do you look so sad? Smile, kid! You look so pretty with that smile!’

‘[Y/LN] what’s with that stupid smile? You’re supposed to read something!’

He was so annoying.


[Y/N] realized she’s already late anyway, so why should she bother? She wanted to have a proper breakfast.

After doing her morning routine she grabbed a backpack, keys and left the apartment.

Ugh. It was snowing.  

As she peacefully walked on the iced streets of Gotham, she checked the time and she couldn’t believe herself. This is what you get when you “shouldn’t bother”.

[Y/N] was going to be late. Again. To her second class.

So she did the only think she could think of.

She ran.


When [Y/N]’s feet met the slippery bridge, she didn’t slow down. She knew it was very risky but she could’t be that late, she would be in trouble!

She thought she’s going to be just fine because she was already in the middle of the construction but oh boy, how naive she was.

Then she was running and now she wasn’t.

Her face was in the snow..

Yes, she slipped.

[Y/N] groaned and was about to start getting up but she heard a laugh.

Quite maniacal one.

It was a male, he sounded young. She didn’t want to see him, she was to ashamed to show him his face.

It was obvious that her fall looked hilarious but seriously, she could have hurt herself!

Now she was mad at this guy.

Still too embarrassed to get up though.

So poor [Y/N] laid there until she heard the person walking away still giggling a little.

‘Wow. What an asshole.’ She thought and finally stood up.


She arrived to school after her English class. She made it right on time.

At least she didn’t have to confront her teacher.


Classes passed by very quickly, thanks to [Y/N]’s five friends.

They were supposed to grab something to eat and go to the movies. [Y/N] loved cinema.

As the laughing pack left the building they heard an explosion and people screaming. Just around the corner.

“What was that?!”

“I don’t know, let’s check it out!”

‘Very fucking smart..’ Thought [Y/N] but didn’t say anything.

Now while walking in the direction of even louder screams she seriously wanted to say something. It really wasn’t a good idea to go there, now with everything happening with Jerome Valeska being alive and his cult–




–And the penny drops.

‘That laugh. It was him!’

When running people started to pass them by she stopped in her tracks.

“Okay guys, this is very stupid of us. We really shouldn–”

“My, my, what do we have here?” Somebody cut her off.

The group slowly turned around to meet Jerome Valeska, in the flesh, standing there and smiling madly at them.

‘Oh no…now we’re screwed’

As they stared at him, too afraid to run, a school bus pulled up.

Those lunatics. Those lunatics from his cult were in this bus. 

[Y/N] could’t take a good look from her position but it seemed like all of them were ugly men with clown make up on their faces, holding weapons. 

Jerome started to laugh darkly as he saw the fear in their eyes.

“Come on children, the bus is hereee! Now, get in or..” He targeted his gun at them.

“..die.”

Scared pack could only nod, expect [Y/N].

“Alrighty then…” She spoke, wanting to play it cool. She didn’t want to give him satisfaction of her shaking in fear.

All of her friends were already in the bus, probably sobbing and not knowing what to do.

[Y/N] really wanted to save her ass, so she started to think about the plan.

The moment she was about to step into the bus, passing Jerome, [Y/N] flirtatiously smiled at him, kinda praying he’s not gay. Her plan was to use her looks to save herself. She didn’t expect anything just yet, she didn’t even have a full plan, it was all so spontaneous.

When their eye contact broke she heard him say “C'mere, Angel.”

A little shocked [Y/N] skipped to him and gave him a small smile.

She felt him put an arm around her waist.

“We can’t let you fall and hurt yourself again, can we?”

Now she was sure it was him laughing at her earlier. Douchebag.

[Y/N] only nodded as she let him hold her waist and sensing him entering the bus right after her.

Then she felt somebody hitting her head with something hard and she fell straight on the bus floor knocked out.


“Rise and shine, Beautiful..” A hot breath on her ear was present as she started to wake up.

Her vision more clear now, so she could see she’s been lying on the hard floor, and noticed the Ginger hovering over her.

She whined because her head hurt like hell.

Jerome’s face softened as he caressed her cheek.

“I’m so sorry about it, Doll. That idiot who did that to you is already dead.”

He helped her to stand up and took her to another room of wherever they were.  

What [Y/N] saw before her was absolutely terrible. Her friends tied to the chairs, crying in pain. Three psychos torturing them.

When they saw Jerome coming in, they left the room one by one, still laughing.

“Alrighty!” He shouted smiling widely at her almost lifeless friends and then turned to [Y/N].

“Listen [Y/N]..” She wasn’t even surprised he knew her name.

“When I saw you for the first time.. I knew you were just like me. Different. What I’m saying is, join me. You can be my queen of hearts. Well, more like of my heart. I know you feel the same about me, Doll Face.”

Okay, this is crazy. [Y/N] wanted to play with his mind and make him think that she likes him because she wants to be alive. Nothing wrong with that.. but she wasn’t prepared for something like this, for God’s sake. It’s not her fault nobody ever loved Jerome this way. Or at all.

What is he gonna do to her friends?!

“What about my friends?”

“Thought you’re not gonna ask! That’s the funny part, Darling!”

“..What?”

“You’re going to kill ‘em! Bang! You don’t need ‘em do you?! I’m everything you need!”

[Y/N] forgot how to speak English. She started to pray this is all a cruel joke or better - a nightmare.

“Are you crazy?! I’m not doing this!”

“Yes. You. Are.” She could tell he was angry.

He pushed a gun into her hands.

“You’re doing this, Lovely. Now.”

She targeted the gun at them, shaking like mad. She didn’t want to do this.

“Pull the trigger.” He hissed.

Too many emotions. [Y/N] was so nervous she started to sob, look on her friend’s faces not helping at all. Hopeless like they were expecting her to do it..

Now Jerome was seriously annoyed and bored.

“Guess I have to kill all of you now…”

He shot her friends in the head and dropped the gun. He took out his knife and just as he was about to hop in her way–


–There was a shot “GCPD! You’re surrounded!

And then she realized. She didn’t even flinch. She still had a gun pointed at their direction. She was too shocked to do anything.

This is so stupid.

So stupid.

“Amazing job, Honey!”

Oh no.

No.

Stupid.

He did it on purpose.


One month later, Arkham Asylum

‘’[Y/N]! How is my favourite inmate doing?” said Jerome, squeezing her hard.

She pushed him off and didn’t say anything.

“Awww, c’mon Baby, you can’t possibly be still mad at me? I did it for our love!”

Great. Now she was stuck with him in this crazy place.

At least they had their love.. Right?

skinship!au ft jaeno/nomin (jaemin & jeno)

Originally posted by yoon-to-the-oh

( a/n ; hello! so this is my first take on writing this kind of imagines. i always have plots in my mind but i’m not sure how to write it out as a fanfic because of the lack in my english writing :^) i took 2 weeks to write this bc i kept changing plots and stuffs o u o ; anyways, i hope you’ll enjoy reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it! + i’m sorry but i don’t take requests, however you can still suggest here~ i only do gay/yaoi/boxboy ships that i approve c: )


  • so basically JENO LOVES SKINSHIP ALOT BUT JAEMIN DOESN’T

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anonymous asked:

As a follow up to that Akeshu cake Drabble, Goro still feeling guilty about ruining it and making a cake for the PT. Whether it's a total disaster or not is up to You! Btw I love your writing!

Anon, that’s a very clever idea! I’m kinda surprised so many people liked that one, lol, I was very nervous about writing Goro for the first time. Let’s see if round 2 goes as well. Thankfully I actually bake fairly often. To anyone who sees this, the original prompt that this is from can be read over here

Also, fair warning, this may be the sappiest thing I’ve ever written. 

Enjoy lol

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jupiterhyde  asked:

Why do you think fans and Jackie forgive Hyde's shitty actions towards Jackie so easily? I love him with all my heart but I find some of his worst actions towards Jackie too wrong to look away from it.

I spent long minutes looking at this question because I’m not sure what you’re talking about. Is it the cheating arc at the end of season 5? His initial assholery and silence during the first weeks of their relationship in season 5? The oocness of season 7? Season 8? Or is it the pre-relationship assholery? Because I have an answer for each, and it may not be what you’re expecting.

Be aware of the long ass meta, kids. Here we go.

Pre-relationship Hyde and Jackie (season 2-3)

SHE WAS STALKING HIM. It may hadn’t been the best to tell her to get off, but she was pestering him and shoving herself to him with little respect for his privacy, alone time and space in all kinds. She’s constantly getting him in trouble with his fosters parents, friends and even the law.

I do believe Jackie’s intentions of trying something with him, her feelings for him, were honests. But he has know her, until now, only as Kelso’s girlfriend and he has seen the kind of not-so-good person she can be to her couple. Not to mention he probably feels like she’s only using him to get back at Kelso or get over him, both options being honest to God ugly.

And he doesn’t know she really wants them to try because she never approaches him like any other normal person would: TALKING. And not yelling or demanding, but talking. Instead, she tries to make him go with her to places he doesn’t like, she puts him into stuff without asking him first and wants him to simply obey her. THAT’S NOT GOOD AT ALL.

I love Jackie with all my heart, but in this moment of the show, she has little respect for Hyde’s bondaries and it pisses him off. It would freak you out, too, I’m sure. It would piss ME off! And while yes, he was hard to her some times (especially with that ugly ass haiku), you have to take in mind this has been happening for MONTHS and his has his limits, kind of a temper too, and she doesn’t take no for an answer. WHICH IS WRONG.

So yeah, he was in his right to be an ass.

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Strange Love // Lip Gallagher (part one)

Strange Love // Lip Gallagher (part one)

*beep* text message from Lip :P:
Meet me at mine, no one’s home so I need some company x

You read the text message from Lip and rolled your eyes.

text message to Lip :P:
I live next door. You couldn’t have come to the door and asked me you lazy shit?

*beep* text message from Lip :P:
Soz bub you know how lazy I am. Now come over :(

text message to Lip :P:
fine. be there in 30 seconds.

You giggled as you sent that message. You grabbed your favourite jacket and walked outside to the usually loud and crowded house next door that your best friend lived in. You didn’t bother knocking on the door, you just walked straight in and went upstairs to Lip’s room.

“35 seconds Y/N. I’m not impressed.” Lip teased.

“I can leave ya know?” You raised your eyebrow in a joking manner.

“No don’t!” He yelled as he grabbed you by the waist and pulled you onto his bed. “I want cuddles from my best friend.” He pouted. You laughed at his clinginess before curling into a ball so Lip could wrap his large body around yours.

“Can I ask you something?” Lip asked.

“Sure.” You replied kind of nervous. He flipped you around so you were facing him.

“Will you go on a date with me?”

“What?” You choked. “U-um I can’t.”
“Y/N no. Please you ca-“

“Stop.” You ran your hands through your hair. “I’m sorry Lip. I can’t.”

“What are you talking about?” He said, tears threatening to spill.

“I have to go Phillip.” You said using his full name which took him by surprise. You never do that.

You ran out of his room and downstairs, then straight out the front door. You wanted to go back home but you knew that Lip would go looking for you so you ran to the park nearest to your house.

You got to the park and started thinking about anything and everything.

I constantly worry no one will love me and I don’t quite know why. All of my past boyfriends have either cheated or left after two or more months of being together. Is it something that I’m doing or have done? Am I too clingy? Too ugly? Who knows.

Lip’s my best friend. I can’t date my best friend. He’ll end up leaving too. I can’t lose my best friend even if he was to be my boyfriend. Although, Lip would make a good boyfriend. My friend Mandy used to have a thing with Lip, she always went on about how great he was and how he treated her like the only girl in the world. I’m sure she’d be fine with me dating him right? Wait what am I thinking about… I’m not dating Lip.

Lip’s P.O.V.

I sat on my bed with my head in my hands thinking about how much I fucked up.

Y/N’s my best friend, I can’t lose her. Maybe I came on too strong. I should’ve just eased into it like told her how I feel and then asked her, maybe that would’ve worked. It’s too late now. Maybe I waited too long. What if she had feelings for me before? I shouldn’t have wasted my time on Mandy.

No. Mandy was an amazing girlfriend. Y/N was the one leading me on! It’s her fault she was telling me she needed me and that she loved me… she could’ve just told me the truth ya know? I still love her though… whether it be as a friend or as a girlfriend… I need to talk to her.

-cliffhanger cause why not. part two should be up soon-ish idk lol-

-this was requested: Hi! Can you do a Lip Gallagher imagine kinda based off of Dive by Ed Sheeran? Like where the reader is best friends with Lip and has had a few boyfriends/flings in the past few years but they always end up leaving within a month or two. And then Lip tells reader that be has feelings for them but reader is hesitant about it because of all the other guys. No rush. :)-

casbakespie  asked:

prompt: team free will decides to get a pet to help with hunting. they cannot agree on what type of pet. you decide how they solve this problem - do they get multiple pets? a bet to see who gets to choose? no pet at all? whatever floats your boat :)

(lol I kinda deviated from the prompt but this is still about them getting a pet. And it’s only 978 words so I call this a win)

“We should get a dog.”

Dean squirted syrup on the table instead of his waffles. “What?” He squawked as his head whipped up so he could stare at Sam.

Sam turned his laptop screen to show a golden retriever puppy. “She was found on the edge of town last week and is at the local shelter.”

“We’re not getting a dog.” Dean grabbed a napkin from the centre of the table and began mopping up the syrup. “We’ve had this conversation like 9487 times, Sam. No dogs in the car. Period. Not to mention what would we do with it when we went on hunts? Sometimes we’re not home for weeks at a time. You can’t just leave a dog alone that long!

Sam sighed. “Well if you don’t want dogs in the Impala we could get like a van.”

“A van.” Dean said, voice flat.

“Yah, you know. Like a car, but-”

“I’m not stu- I know what a fucking van is, Sam. And you really want to drive around the country looking like a couple soccer moms?”

“Well I was just thinking what with Cas coming with us more it would be nice to have more room in the car is all.”

“I’m not driving around the country in a goddamn van. You can drive whatever you want but I won’t be caught dead in one of those.” Dean grabbed the syrup, smothered his waffles, and began aggressively eating them.

“A dog would be nice.”

Dean nearly flung the piece of waffle he’d been trying to put in his mouth. He spun around in his chair to find Cas standing RIGHT behind him. “Cas! Personal space.”

“Apologies.” Cas moved around the table so that he could look at Sam’s laptop screen. “Dogs do have heightened senses and can usually tell when someone is not human. It could be quite useful.”

“Cas is right. Remember Bobby had Rumsfeld until-” Sam’s mouth snapped shut. He shook his head and continued speaking, “uhh point is he had a dog.”

“I’m still not getting a damn dog.” Dean scowled at both Cas and Sam.

“Well then, how about a cat?” Sam asked.

Dean’s scowl deepened, “I’m allergic to cats, remember?”

“We could get a bird.” Cas said.

“Absolutely not.” Dean said.

“How about… a rabbit?”

“May- what no. We’re not getting a damn pet, OK?” Dean put down his fork and sighed. There was no way he was eating his waffles while Cas and Sam suggested any animal they could think of. “This isn’t Snow White, we can’t have birds and rabbits and shit running around the bunker. We’re not here half the time and I don’t want to be stepping animal crap or piss.” He stood up, chair scraping loudly across the floor, and grabbed his plate of waffles. “I’ll be in my room. And I swear to god if I come out here later and find a dog…” he continued to swear and muttered to himself as he stalked out of the room.

-x-x-x-

The whole pet thing never came up again until Illinois 2 weeks later. Well verbally anyway. Nearly every day Sam or Cas had sent him a picture of a dog they’d seen out on a walk or a wild animal they’d seen around the bunker. It was getting ridiculous and Dean probably would have eventually caved had they not found a case finally.

The whole thing was a mess and ended ugly. A woman had gotten turned into a werewolf and had subsequently accidentally eaten three of her neighbours. They’d eventually caught her trying to eat neighbour number 4. Sam was with the last victim at the hospital while Cas and Dean were cleaning up after having disposed of the body. The woman had tried to eat them, the least she could do now was let them wash up a little in her kitchen.

“Did she have any next of kin?” Cas asked.

Dean frowned as he thought for a moment. “I don’t think so? Maybe like a cousin or something out of state. Why?”

“Well…” Cas fell silent and there was the sound of shuffling from the other room. A moment later Cas came into the kitchen, a ball of fur in each hand. “She had guinea pigs.”

Dean just stared at the guinea pigs, unsure what to say. One of them looked up at him and wheeked.

“You know,” Cas gently stroked the side of the guinea pig that had wheeked with his thumb. “Pets are great for people with anxiety.”

Dean gaped at Cas. “Yah well…” He scrubbed a hand over his face. “Whatever. I guess you can bring them with us. But only because they got nowhere else to go. And when you tell Sam you tell him I put up way more of a fight.”

“Thank you, Dean.” The smile he gave Dean was radiant.

“I’m just… gonna wipe things down for prints. Or whatever. Maybe you should like grab their cage or food or something.” Dean nervously started wiping down anything he thought he’d touched in the house. “And like their toys. Guinea pigs have toys, right?” Shit he was going to have to read up on guinea pigs now.

-x-x-x-

As they were driving down the highway Dean couldn’t help but smile whenever he glanced in the rear-view mirror. Cas had his trench coat laying in his lap and on top of it were two little balls of fur. Their cage was sitting on the seat next to Cas. Dean had argued that they should stay in their cage but Cas had insisted that he would make sure no excrement or other fluids would make it onto Baby’s upholstery.

One of the guinea pigs woke up and started making happy little sounds as Cas gently petted it. Dean smiled, maybe this pet thing wouldn’t be so bad.

dontfeelsogood  asked:

So you write for Viktuuri :)))) yayyyy! Please could I have a really sick Yuuri who can't keep anything down and is in a lot of pain and is basically a crying whimpering mess curled up under blankets crying that his tummy hurts. Maybe Viktor could cuddle his boyfriend's burning little body and rub his poorly tummy 💕

i do write for viktuuri for sure!!  i love them and i’m so glad you requested this because there is not enough sick yuuri!  i hope you enjoy!

WARNING: descriptions of vomiting below the cut

When Viktor awoke to the sound of sniffles, he was immediately concerned that Yuuri was having one of his panic attacks.  There was no reason for panic that Viktor knew about, considering the fact that Yuuri had a few weeks before his next competition and practice had been going smoothly, but he’d learned that there didn’t always need to be a reason.

“Yuuri?”  Viktor felt like he was speaking to a pile of blankets, but he knew his fiancé was somewhere beneath them.  “Yuuri, what’s wrong?  Let me see your face, my love.  Please?”

A low moan that sounded quite different from Yuuri’s typical panic attack sounds of distress was all he received in response.  Viktor frowned.

“I’m worried, love,” he said quietly, not wanting to push too much, but all too aware that the words he spoke were an extraordinary understatement.

Yuuri’s responding whimper struck Viktor to his core, and it took every ounce of self control residing within him to avoid throwing the blankets off the bed and infringing on Yuuri’s personal space.

“Viktor,” Yuuri’s voice shook; his entire body was shaking beneath the covers.  “My stomach hurts.”

“Oh,” Viktor breathed.  “Poor Yuuri.  Can I give it rub?  Would that help?”

Yuuri hiccuped, but other than that and a few pained sobs, he remained quiet as he shifted beneath the covers.  He felt absolutely horrid and his stomach was bloated and looked as ugly as he felt.  He was certain that his face looked no better, and he didn’t want Viktor, beautiful as he was, to see.  A queasy burp slipped out of Yuuri’s mouth of its own accord and he realized that he soon wouldn’t have a choice.

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renle!hogwarts au

coughs wink harry potter + renle is honestly my favourite thing in the world bye


-woAH OK SO

-OMG

-CHENLE IS A RAVENCLAW

-I DONT CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS, HE’S A RAVENCLAW

-he highkey acts like a hufflepuff most of the time tho lmao

-he’s one of those kids that you dont expect to be INSANELY smart

-everybody loves him, he tutors people whenever they ask him to

-he’s such a sweetheart too, he doesnt belittle you if you get an answer wrong or something

-renjun’s a slytherin (slytherin repRESENT WOOP WOOP)

-y’all know how slytherins have a bad rep for some reason smh 

-even tho it’s not as bad as before, the other houses dont interact with slytherin as much

-chenle never gets to interact with ren even tho theyre in a lot of the same classes

-his friends always drag him away, claiming that ‘he’s too sweet for huang renjun’

-”smh thEY JUST DONT UNDERSTAND YOU BBY DONT LISTEN TO THEM MY CHILD” -donghyuck, fellow slytherin roommate ♡

-chen and ren both knew about each other before they became friends

-mark and hyuck were friends (mark’s a gryffindor)

-they were friends before they went to hogwarts so it wasnt a surprise they stayed friends even after they were put in houses that were ‘enemies’ of each other

-sosO mark and hyuck hang out a lottttt

-theyre always together

-and slowly, the dream team all came together and one day, jeno (RAVENCLAW!!) introduced chenle to the boys and hyuck introduced ren to the boys

-and they became friends ever since

-ren and chen grew really close 

-ren would ALWAYS ALWAYS look out for chen when someone messed with him

-”nobody messes with mY BEST FRIEND FIGHT ME!!!!!!!!!!” -literally ren as chen has to hold him back

-on the hogsmeade weekend trips, the two of them stuck together and would go into all the stores, even if they didnt buy anything lmfao

-ren probably buys everything for chen even if chen’s like “no it’s ok!! i dont want anything haha!!!!!!”

-ren has the BIGGEST crush on chen

-it’s so obvious

-S O S O OBVIOUS

-how could he not??

-he just thinks chen is the most perfect person in the world and just wants to love him ;-;

-he didnt have a crush on chen at first

-but then he slowly fell in love oh my gosh

-they sit together in charms and the first time ren started feeling feelings for chen was when their hands accidentally brushed together

-chen was like “oh sorry” and moved on without a second thought

-bUT REN’S HEART SKIPPED A BEAT AND HE FELT CHEN’S TOUCH FOR THE REST OF THE DAY

-ever since then, he snuck looks at chen every so often and when the dream team hung out, chen seemed to be the only one he could look at ;-;

-whenever chen smiles really hard, ren literally stops breathing and turns really red

-hyuck noticed one time and called him out right before they went to sleep

-HYUCK IS SUCH A LIL SHIT

-he was like “lol so when’re you gonna ask chen out yo”

-and renjun went really pale and his eyes widened like ‘holy shit wtf how does he know omg wtf’

-and hyuck just laughed in his face and was like “chen likes you too lmfao chill man”

-ofc ren doesnt believe him so they spend aNOTHER YEAR OF BEING JUST FRIENDS

-the dream team got SICK OF IT

-they were all trying to get one of them to ask the other out but NEITHER OF THEM WOULD BUDGE

-they were gonna give up but hyuck WASNT GOING TO HAVE IT

-so late at night, before dinner, hyuck dragged ren to their room

-and prePARED HIMSELF FOR A SPEECH

-”listen ren, if you dont ask chen out now, youll regret it

-what if someone asks him out before you? youll lose your chance and then youll be sad and your heart’ll feel icky and you wont ever feel the same way about anything ever again”

-ren doesnt say anything bc “fuck yo ive never seen hyuck talk like this” so hyuck fills the silence

-”just ask him out before you cant”

-and then hyuck leAVES

-WHAT A DRAMA QUEEN

-ren is sO MOTIVATED NOW HE HAS TO ASK CHEN OUT RN BEFORE HE CHICKENS OUT AGAIN

-so at dinner he’s about to stoRM TO THE RAVENCLAW TABLE

-but he walks 3 steps and sees everybody there and is like “oh shit bye lmfao no”

-hyuck facepalms and cringes but like w/e dude let the lil guy take his time

-even tho it’s been like, 2 years

-hyuck probably whispers “u lil fuckin shit ask him out after dinner isTG”

-after dinner, ren drags chen to the room of requirement (the dream team stumbled across it a year back)

-ren has no fucking issue opening that damn room his mind is racing with thoughts about what the hell he needs lmao

-and chen’s like “.-. what do ya need buddio”

-and ren finally scREAMS “I REALLY FUCKING LIKE YOU WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND ZHONG CHENLE”

-chenle stands there for a second and boLTS OUT OF THE ROOM

-when he gets back to the ravenclaw house, his face is so red and his eyes are so wide and like, EVERYBODY can hear his heart pounding

-so jeno was like “lmfao did ren ask you out or something”

-”HOW’D YOU KNOW OMG WHO TOLD YOU”

-”u just did lmfaO NERD”

-”FUCK OMG THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT I THINK REN HATES ME NOW”

-”why???”

-”I RAN OUT AS SOON AS HE ASKED ME OUT I COULDNT RESPOND I WAS GONNA DIE”

-”WHAT THE FUCK OMG”

-ren was hEARTBROKEN OH MY GOSH

-he wobbled back to the slytherin dorm rooms with tears in his eyes and his legs like jelly

-and hyuck’s waiting for him in the common room 

-”ayyyy didja ask him oUT OMG REN ARE YOU OKAY”

-”i dont think chen likes me back hyuck” ren’s like trying his best not to cry oh my gosh ;-;

-”???? I KNOW HE DOES WHAT”

-”he ran out of the room as soon as i asked him out”

-hyuck boOKS IT AND DASI RUN RUN RUNS HIS ASS OUTTA THAT ROOM AND FURIOUSLY KNOCKED ON THE RAVENCLAW DOOR

-jeno opens it and is like “oh hey, did you hear-”

-hyuck doesnt let him finish lmfao “ZHONG CHENLE IM HURTING YOU”

-HYUCK P O U N C E S ON THAT BOY LMFAO

-thankfully, jeno holds him back

-”HOW DARE YOU HURT MY BEST FRIEND THIS WAY YOU COULDVE AT LEAST SAID NO LIGHTLY??? YOU RAN A W A Y F R O M H I M I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU LIKED HIM DID YOU L I E TO ME????????? ARE WE EVEN FRIENDS???????? HOW D A R E YO U???????!??!?!??!?!!!!!” 

-”CALM YOUR FUCKING TITS HYUCK I’LL THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW AGAIN ISTG” -jeno probably lmAO

-but like, hyuck eventually calms down and chen explains that he was just nervous and didnt know what to say so he did what he does best

-ruN AWAY FROM RESPONSIBILITIES LOL BYE

-hyuck’s still pissed lmao

-he tells chen that ren thinks he hates him and chen gets reALLY SAD

-”I DONT HATE HIM OH MY GOD”

-the next entire week, they dont talk and classes together were really weird

-chen kept trying to talk to ren and tell him that he didnt hate him but ren kept brushing it off and trying to avoid him

-chen got so tired of it so he called for a dream team meeting in the room of requirement

-like, everybody got there and ren was the last to show up

-and chen just pushed everybody out of the room so it was just him and ren

-and grabbed ren’s shoulders so he could scream “I FUCKING LOVE YOU STOP IGNORING ME” in his face

-”… why’d you run away from me then?”

-”i dont know… i really liked you too and didnt wanna say anything dumb so i ran away…”

-”… for a ravenclaw u arent very smart”

-”i will punch you right here rn”

-i feel like chen hates riding on brooms

-he’s a muggleborn and riding on brooms make him feel dumb lmfao

-the only way he’ll ride on a broom is if ren’s driving it and chen gets to sit in the back 

-chen just really likes how warm ren is but shhhhhHHHH DONT TELL HIM

-they sneak out at night every once in a while

-chen likes how the night feels so cold but ren feels so warm and he falls in love with ren so much more every time they sneak out

-i feel like chen is really huggable and tiny

-like, theyre both the same height (or about) but ren hugs chen like he’s the tiniest lil kid in the world

-ren LIVES for chen’s laughs

-ren’s a pure blood so he has ZERO idea on how the muggle world works

-chen thinks it’s adorable

-one time ren scraped his knee and chen pulled out a bandaid from his pocket (he keeps one in case he ever needs one what a cuTIE)

-he was about to put it on when ren scREECHED

-”wHaT IS ThAT ThInG OmG BaBE ARe yoU TRYinG tO KiLL ME”

-”omg wtf u nerd no it’s a bandaid smh…”

-ren rarely calls chen babe or w/e lmfao

-it’s chennie or nothing (or chen bUT)

-ren met chen’s parents during christmas break

-he was SWEATING

-chen took the train back home right

-and ren was so fidgety on the train and all he could think about was how he was gonna die bc mUGGLES ARE KINDA BAD AT BUILDING THINGS

-”why u gotta be so mugglecist ren” -chenle, probably lmfao

-”WHAT’S THAT CHEN OMG”

-”… a van….?”

-”IT LOOKS UGLY LET’S LEAVE”

-”what is this food chen… it’s… magical… more magical than anything harry potter has done………”

-”…. ramen ren, ramen.”

-”i have a new religion”

-tl;dr, honestly this couple is the weirdest pair youll ever meet but like, it works for them and they make it look adorable sO 

Anniversary

Requested By Anon.

Pairings: Bucky x F!reader


Sam has created a chatroom: GOODBYE, U LIL 💩

Sam has invited Steve, Y/N, Nat, Wanda.

Y/N: What’s up with the name of the chatroom?

Sam: A GOOD DAY TODAY.

Sam: BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

Sam: WHO WANTS TO GO OUT AND CELEBRATE?

Y/N: Is it your birthday?

Steve: I didn’t know you could name the chatroom…

Steve: Sam who are you saying goodbye to? Are you calling us 💩 ?!

Sam: No. and NO. Y/N, I thought you knew when my birthday was?

Y/N: … I do.

Y/N:  bird man #2, what’s going on?

Nat: Lol, I’m changing Clint’s name in my phone to Bird Man #1.

Sam: I have lost someone on this day.

Sam: I never thought the day would come that I’d never seem them again.

Sam: I could cry.

Wanda: Who…?

Steve: They died?!

Sam: TEARS OF JOY!

Bruce has joined the chat.

Bruce: Um guys

Nat: So who is it?!

Sam: He was an old man.

Bruce: Where’s Barnes?

Sam: He was kinda ugly too.

Bruce: Seriously, his stuff is here, but I can’t find him.

Sam: He had poor hygiene.

Bruce: BARNES IS MISSING. I REPEAT. BARNES. IS. MISSING.

Sam: YES HE IS! THANK YOU, GOD!

Y/N: What do you mean he’s missing?!

Steve: NOT AGAIN!

Nat: Clint says,“Leave a trail of plums leading into one of the cells. You will catch him.”

Wanda: lol

Y/N: lol

Sam: lol

Bruce: lol

Steve: CAN YOU PEOPLE KNOCK IT OFF?!

Y/N: I’m worried too! He’s my boyfriend!  But he probably just went out for a walk or something.

Steve: Last time he “went for a walk or something” he became the most wanted man alive.

Nat: Good point… I’d really prefer to not have a repeat of that.

Sam: SO, PARTY AT MY PLACE OR THE TOWER? OR THE BASE? YOU KNOW I DON’T REALLY CARE WHERE WE HAVE THE PARTY, I JUST WANT TO CELEBRATE THE LOSS OF BUCKY.

Steve has changed the chatroom name: MISSION: FIND BUCKY

Sam: No.

Sam has left the chat.

Nat: Are we really sure he could be in trouble?

Wanda: Maybe he was kidnapped?

Bruce: Why would he leave everything except for his wallet and leave, without telling Y/N? I checked the cameras and he WENT OUT THE WINDOW! If he was just going shopping, why not leave like a normal person? Who uses the window?! Also, it’s 9pm. Who does shopping at this hour?

Bruce: Either he’s back to being the Winter Soldier, or he’s hiding something.

Vision has joined the chat.

Vision: I use the window to leave.

Y/N: Because you can fly. Bucky cannot.

Vision: lolololol sucks to be him

Vision has left the chat.

Wanda: what.

Y/N: Omg Vision…

Nat: Vision had a mission with just Clint and Tony.

Steve: That makes sense now…

Y/N: I can’t explain it, but I have a feeling Bucky is okay. But why would he go out at this time? With only his wallet? Tony has everything stocked up so what could Bucky possibly need to buy? And the window as an exit? Bruce, I think you’re right.

Bruce: Isn’t it your 3 year anniversary tomorrow?

Y/N: Yes… Why?

Bruce: Oh. Nothing. Excuse me while I go make some tea.

Y/N: Bruce

Y/N: You’re not saying he would run away because it’s a big moment in our relationship and he’s scared…?

Bruce: What?! That’s not what I meant AT ALL!  I MEANT HE COULD HAVE WENT TO GET YOU A GIFT AND IS TRYING TO BE SECRETIVE ABOUT IT.

Wanda: Y/N, calm down. Your thoughts are very loud.

Y/N: BUT WHAT IF HE WAS KIDNAPPED!? WE HAVE TO FIND HIM!

Steve: This is a very delayed reaction from you… Also. Out. The. Window. Willingly. So not kidnapped.

Wanda: Did he climb out or throw himself out?

Bruce: He jumped out and landed like a cat.

Wanda: Assassins. Always showing off!

Nat: True. We can just get Tony to scan for him. I’ll contact Tony now.

Y/N has added Thor.

Y/N: THOR BUCKY IS MISSING HELP ME FIND HIM PLEASE

Thor: Of course! We shall search for him together! I will get my brother to join us.

Thor has left the chat.

Steve: WAIT FOR ME Y/N, I’M COMING TOO!

Steve has left the chat.

Y/N has left the chat.

Bruce: Sigh. Better go help them.

Bruce has left the chat.

Wanda has added Pietro.

Wanda: Brother! Bucky is missing. Let’s go help the others find him.

Pietro: NO, NOT BUCKY! WHO ELSE WILL HELP ME PRANK CLINT?!

Wanda has left the chat.

Pietro has left the chat.

Nat has added Clint.

Nat: Found Barnes?

Clint: No. The plums have not been touched yet.

Nat: Okay Bird Man #1.

Clint: NATASHA WHY

Nat has left the chat.

Clint has left the chat.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: OKAY, WHY WAS I NOT INVITED? I MISSED ALL THE FUN!

Scott has joined the chat.

Scott: Where’s everyone?

Tony: Out looking for our beloved senile hobo.

Scott: Right. Them! How do you spell their name again…?

Tony: 

Tony: They’re looking for Bucky.

Scott: Oh no! Steve must be so upset. I must go to him!

Scott has left the chat.

Bucky has joined the chat.

Tony has cleared the chat.

Tony has changed the chatroom name: EVERYTHING IS NORMAL

Tony: Oh you’re back.

Bucky: Did I miss anything? Where’s Y/N? And Steve? And everyone else? I can’t find them.

Tony: Who?

Bucky: My girlfriend! Our teammates! Our friends!

Tony: What are you talking about? It’s just been the two of us this whole time.

Bucky: Stop it, Tony! Where are they? Everyone was here an hour ago, before I went to get a gift for Y/N. It’s our anniversary tomorrow. I got her the best gift ever! I can’t wait to give it to her. I could only pick it up at this time which is why I had to leave so suddenly. Can’t have Y/N finding out.

Tony: I don’t know who you’re talking about.

Bucky has left the chat.

Tony has invited Peter, Wade.

Tony: QUICK, HELP ME HIDE EVERYTHING THAT BELONGS TO THE OTHERS. THERE MUST BE NO EVIDENCE OF THEIR EXISTENCE.

Peter: Why?

Tony: We’re going to pull the biggest prank ever on Bucky and everyone else. Hurry! We have at least 10 hours until the others return. I faked Bucky sightings all over the world to keep them busy.

Wade: … I’m keeping all of their stuff.

Tony: Okay…

Tony: So uh… You go do that and I’ll keep Bucky busy.

Tony has left the chat.

Wade: Do you think Loki’s helmet would fit me?

Peter has left the chat.

Loki has joined the chat.

Loki: YOU LEAVE MY HELMET ALONE!

Wade: Who are you, mortal?

Loki: WHO AM I? WHO ARE YOU?!

Wade: I AM DEADPOOL, OF AVENGERS TOWER AND I AM BURDENED WITH A GLORIOUS DERRIERE.

Loki: You reside in the Stark - Avengers Tower?

Wade: Don’t tell Tony.

Wade has left the chat.

Loki has left the chat.

Same old rant about KS and Canon; read at your own risk ?

Warning: It’s LONG as fuck also I’m salty af.

As a KS shipper you’ve probably encountered a few thick headed haters who lack common sense and the definition of a few words, and believe me I’ve met my fair share of those and some more

But it’s a little stupid when you think about it isn’t it?

People jump over to the ‘he’S SO MUCH OLDER EW ITS ABUSIVE’ as if being in a relationship with an older person means you’re being bullied and discriminated against (how damned idiotic is that really?)

So you’re telling me that age difference is abusive but being ignored and treated as less than you are by your lover is not? And that being with an older male is cruel but being with one that tried to kill you is not? Excuse me but what textbook did you read and where the hell did you receive your education?

I’m really sick and tired of the way everyone throws the word ‘abusive’ around so much that it almost loses it’s impact.

And the lame ol’ ‘that’s pedophilia’ bullshit.

Honey do you even know what 'pedophilia’ is? What it means? Because if you think that shipping adult Sakura with adult Kakashi is that then you definitely don’t know what the hell you’re talking about. Pedophilia is having sexual feelings directed towards CHILDREN. And in case you missed it it’s ADULT Sakura with ADULT Kakashi and that involves 0 children.

And lol, just because he knew her when she was 12, it doesn’t mean he LIKED her when she was 12.

'Agshsksk EW HE WAS HER TEACHER’

Bitch where? I ain’t even going to PRETEND he was her teacher because let’s face it, he taught her about 0 things. Can’t even count the tree climbing exercise as something he taught her because she already excelled at it. I’ll only give him credit for teaching her teamwork.

Kakashi was assigned Team 7 when they were 12 and they were together for a few months until they entered the chuunin exams and then Sasuke left and Naruto went with Jiraiya and Sakura went to Tsunade for training.

Tsunade is her teacher. She’s the one who trained her and taught her what she knew. She’s the one who turned her into the person she is and was responsible for her growth as a woman and a shinobi.

So as far as I’m concerned he is to her what Naruto, Sai and Sasuke are: a teammate.

I think it’s horrible that people would go to such far lengths to turn something sincere and beautiful into something so ugly and disgusting. I don’t give a shit if they’re not canon and I definitely don’t give a shit if my ship’s existence somehow offends you (really? Get a hobby).

I already know my ship only exists in fan fiction but you know what? That’s what makes it better. It wasn’t royally fucked by the creator nor were it horribly damaged with everyone out of character. They’re not a married couple that barely interact with the husband as a workaholic or a deadbeat dad. They don’t have children who don’t recognise their father or loath him.

My fandom is blessed with amazing writers that can take these two characters with their same personalities and pasts and create the most realistic beautiful love story that you wonder why the fuck is it not what happened.

And I don’t mean that if people don’t ship KS that their ship sucks but I’m so tired of being told MY ship sucks. Lol, no it doesn’t. If anything sucks it’s your imagination that turns something so pure into something disgusting.

That said, the canon ships DID have potential to be great (to a degree) but then the creators went ahead and completely ruined that so I do sympathise with you if you ship canon since they kinda fucked you over with that lame-ass plot and half-hearted attempts. I’m not a genius nor am I particularly talented with writing/plotting but I’m not above admitting even I could’ve done better than that. They set the bar pretty fuckin low. My sincerest apologies.

I keep thinking if I were still a SS shipper (thank god I’m not) I would’ve wanted Kishi’s head on a platter. I think that’s the worst ending EVER. Holy shit, I would’ve been furious. I would’ve hated his guts (kinda do anyway). I would’ve wished he NEVER made them a thing just so I could keep my fantasy of them having a happy ending a THING. But hey, that’s just me.

I must say though this rant should not be takin personally it’s a fuckin rant after all. If you’re an unfortunate SS/NH/whatever the fuck shipper that stumbled upon this and is offended, don’t be, it’s a fuckin opinion. Don’t send me hate because in all likelihood I will give as much a shit about it as Sasuke gives a shit about his teammates; barely. Just block me and move on, be the bigger person or whatever.

The only place SS and NH will make any sense is fan fiction, and that’s just the truth. The sooner you accept it, the better.

Gotta give credits to the artists though, they do a pretty good job of making them look appealing in art.

godoftiers  asked:

Do you mind explaining the xkit guy issue? I think the story I heard must've been warped because I didn't see anything about him just being okay and quitting at all and I've always been curious

I didn’t see this till now but basically the original xkit guy stopped updating for a while but no one really got upset about it, he mentioned before that keeping the plugin up to date was difficult and posted donation links and stuff so people could support him

Meanwhile there was one (1) person who sent an anon ask a while before thI whole drama happened, and the gist was that they claimed xkit guy was an abuser or predator I think? And the blog owner obviously asked for the person to come forward and speak more about what happened but the anon never came back and that post just kinda sat there and collected dust… until tumbles Big Update that is

Tumblr went thru a huge layout update and everything and completely broke xkit the same way missing e got broken years before, and everyone freaked out cuz omg their extensions no longer worked and the xkit guy stopped updating a while ago and clearly wasn’t going to update now

And I guess someone found that anon ask about the xkit guy while lurking in the search and the thing suddenly BLEW UP. The post originally barely had any notes and it was pretty much ignored up until this point but then it got spread around super fast and everyone started assuming, “THIS must be why xkit guy isn’t updating” “Tumblr ran him off the site!!”

The blog owner deleted the ask and apologized for posting it because they ended up getting a lot of hate over it (despite not even making the claim in the first place?? They didn’t have to apologize for shit lol)

And even after people pointed out that particular ask was around for a while without any attention, certainly not enough for it to have impacted the xkit guy in any meaningful way, he was long gone by the time it got spread around, people still spread the rumor that “xkit guy was run off the site by SJWs and fallout culture”

When the reality is that, no one really knows why he quit, it’s really most likely because it was hard to keep up with and he was working for free to make this website useable while staff is perfectly willing to break the site to prevent plugins for some reason

It was honestly super ugly and there was a whole lot of nastiness and throwing victims under the bus for the sake of defending some guy people barely knew anything about.

(And also if they really cared and wanted to help xkit guy they could have helped him by donating and supporting him back when he asked lol….)

so it was all just really ugly and seemed more like an excuse to whine about “call out culture” than anything else

Playing with Fire cover comparisons

Annnnd we’re back! This time with PWF, which in my opinion is rather underrated? Definitely not the best book in the series, but I like it better than the other middle books. YEAH, GET READY FOR UNPOPULAR OPINIONS. Also, apparently almost every country universally decided the main character gets to appear, so this time there’s lot of Val! Yay!

Anyway, this list has some weird mixups. Let’s go.

1.

Indonesian Cover

In my opinion? The best Skulduggery Pleasant cover, ever. It’s beautifully drawn, the compositions great, the PERSONALITY!! the font is not the greatest (that blue is… out of nowhere) but good god I will forgive for that BEAUTIFUL val. this is the only official art i’ve ever seen that actually looks like a pretty teenage girl, so, props. I also love the hand tucked into her jacket. “yeah, im shooting fire, but it’s not a big deal.”

also, indonesian artist learned to draw skeletons!! it is kinda weird to see him standing far back not doing anything, but it works better here than other places…

2.

UK Hardcover

This and #3 are really close, but this is probably one of my favorites of the original hardcovers. I like the lemon/lime color scheme, and the composition is great - maybe the best of all of them. The hands popping up out of the frame really work, and the splatter effects actually look good here! Yay! I … kinda suspect someone else did the composition here, lol. Not sure how I feel about the bats, but. Eh. 

3.

Thai Cover

im sorry about the sticker/website, this is the biggest I could find :,(

ANYWAY! DAMN! Once again, love the framing, and especially love the hand creeping out! The chains are great, the fiery background is great … also the grotesquery is creepy as fuck, much scary then any of the art Percival’s done of it. thoo…. why put the villain on the front cover, is my question? 

4. 

UK paperback.

It’s okay. Playing wirth fire, so… Skulduggery plays with fire. Composition is good, colors are good. Not much to say.

5.

Bulgarian Cover

Yay, Val!! And Skul lurking protectively in the background. This one mostly comes down to me not liking the art style much. Also val’s weird very ooc (and age inappropriate??) top. Aight.

6.

US Ebook

You know how I said the Indonesian/Bulgarian covers with Skul standing back worked? Yeah, this is an example of one that.. doesn’t. Seriously, there are vampires coming at them and Skulduggery is … actually, I’m not sure what Skulduggery is doing. What is he looking at? … SKULDUGGERY, SHE’S 13.

Speaking of that background, it’s awful. I can’t believe we’re only about halfway down the list and it’s already this dismal. Oy vey.

This is a cute Val, though. Yay. Why does Val never age in Percival’s covers? Questions, questions.

7.

US Hardcover

this is hilariously awful to me in the way the czech cover of book 1 is. it’s just so HIDEOUS, I LOVE IT. i bought a copy of this in powell’s and it’s my ugly baby

people do not run like this. I mean, for one, they do not hover off the ground like this, but the arms should be opposite the legs (so right leg forward, right arm back). Both of them are wearing brown, for some reason? Val’s coat is super short? i don’t know, man. I don’t know. 

8.

Serbian Cover

It’s a massive improvement over the last cover, though it’s still a mess. Their photoshopping is a bit more coherent, at least. Look at val’s emo bangs. And I’m sure she’s very proud to be 2 inches taller than Skulduggery.

Also, the bats return. Were there bats in this book??

9. 

Czech Cover

Well.

I’m impressed that they did worse.

it’s like Skulduggery cosplaying billy-ray sanguine, I don’t even KNOW. 

10.

American Paperback

Exec #1: “well, the skeleton cover really didn’t work here… We think it might have been too scary. What should we do for this reboot?”

Exec #2: “what’s the title?”

exec #1: “Playing with Fire.”

Exec #2: “Hand. Fire. DONE, BOOM”

at least they TRIED with the first one by making a scepter. ths is just… utter laziness. 

“Vampires are just part of the problem!” what was wrong with don’t try this at home?? IT MAKES EVEN MORE SENSE HERE. it’s the only one of these covers with a tagline, too. lord. 

Imagine #8 Charles Xavier (Request)

Requested by anon: Hello friend, are requests open? If so, can you write one about young Charles finding the mutant reader and trying to take them to the school, but the reader gets scared and attacks him? Please and thank you!!

Hey, thanks for your request! I hope, this is okay. And sorry it’s so long, I kinda got carried away lol Enjoy! xoxo

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Words: 2505

Warnings: swears (like two), typos (probably), also I hope I didn’t mess up the pronouns, if so, I’m very sorry

Ever since Cuba, since Erik and Raven had left, things had been rather daring for Charles. Yes, the school was up and running, but he would have been lying, if he said that it wasn’t much, much harder than he had expected, keeping up with his students’ every problem, every need. He couldn’t fight the feeling that this wasn’t right for him, that it wasn’t what he was supposed to do. Yes, he was well aware, that the voice inside his head, telling him to quit, to just give up, sounded a lot like Erik. Which was exactly the reason why he wasn’t going to stop trying. And if it broke him, Erik would not manipulate him again. Because that was exactly what had happened. Charles had always thought that he was the one getting into people’s heads, quite literally. But with Erik had been something different. And no matter, if Erik ever found out about this – which he probably wouldn’t – Charles would not give him the satisfaction of breaking his will.

The campus of Lincoln High School in St. Paul, Minnesota was much bigger than anticipated. And Charles had no clue where to start looking for the mutant. He almost regretted not taking Hank with him, but someone had to stay at Xavier’s and keep an eye on the students. Someone he trusted. Because even though all the teachers he had chosen were competent and mostly pleasant people, Hank was still the only one he actually trusted. He had found that trust should be something special, something to offer only very few people in your life.

Charles pulled the brakes on his wheelchair and leaned back, closing his eyes and raising one hand to his temple. This school had about 2000 students, his research had told him, but as far as he knew, there was only one single mutant here. And it would be a pain to find this one mind in thousands of mumbling, talking, thinking students and teachers, he thought as he let out a resigned sigh and spread is mind across the corridors of the grey complex.

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anonymous asked:

I'd like to request a platonic prompt. All the memes around Morgana forcing you to go to bed made me think about what would happen if Akira either had insomnia or has narcolepsy and is somehow still the leader of the Phantom Thieves. Can be just Morgana and Akira or if possible with the whole team.

This was honestly the best to work with, I love Morgana so much but I don’t have enough opportunities to work with him in a more serious manner thanks to him becoming a meme overnight. So let’s make some meme magic into meme fanfiction and I’ll see what I can do. Morgana and Akira are absolutely my BROtp so…

well that and I suffer from severe insomnia myself lol


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markhyuck!parent au

requested!! the other nct dream parent au’s should be out at some point im not keeping track of anything lmfao


-AHHHH CUTEST PARENTS EVER 

-they’re kinda bad bUT THEYRE LEARNING 

-they adopt twins (boy and a girl) 

-they just wanted one kid but didn’t have the heart to split them up 

-so they ended up getting two kids!! 

-they’re 5 year olds and registering them for kindergarten was a MESS 

-hyuck asked mark to and being the good husband he is he obliged!!1!1!1!1!1 

-bad choice 

-he doesn’t know how to fill out forms for his life T_T

-hyuck ends up doing all the paperwork while mark takes the kids out for ice cream 

-i feel like mark is the stay at home mom while hyuck works yA FEEL 

-they probably live in a cute lil apartment 

-when the kids won’t stop crying, mark starts crying too and then hyuck has to calm all of them down bYE 

-they have a swear jar im calling it rn 

-hyuck swears too much and mark accidentally blasts songs with swear words in them 

-“daddy what does fuck mean?" 

-"omg where did you hear that maRK LEE LEE MINHYUNG ISTG" 

-"hyuck the kids need to learn who their true leader is" 

-"AND YOU THINK THAT’S KANYE?? BOI IM ABOUT TO WHOOP YOUR ASS" 

-they use the swear jar money to let the kids buy stuff when they take them to convenience stores after school 

-mark’s the dad that sucks at being strict 

-he hates seeing the kids sad so he has hyuck to be strict for him 

-hyuck probably gets jealous about who the kids like better smh 

-they have the CUTEST dressed kids oh my gosh 

-they’re so chill about whatever the kids wanna wear 

-they just take them to the clothing store and let them pick out what they like 

-it’s sososososo cute fml 

-they raise their kids to be really nice and respectful but they also teach them how to roast a bitch lmfaO 

-by the time they’re like 12, they’re like mini sass masters 

-THE DREAM TEAM ARE THEIR UNCLES BYE 

-one of the twins had a crush on one of the dream team omG 

-smh i’ll call the girl eunha and the boy baekhyun but like feel free to name em whatever 

-eunha walked up to mark one day and tugged on his sleeve and was like "dad i have a secret" 

-and mark leANED DOWN SO SHE COULD WHISPER IT INTO HIS EAR AHHHH 

-"i think i love uncle jaeminnie" 

-mark is ready to wHOOP JAEMINS ASS 

-"oh.. haha… that’s so cute awh…" 

-he texts jaemin and it’s just like "YOU BITCH YOU MADE MY DAUGHTER FALL IN LOVE WITH HER NOW YOU GOTTA FAKE MARRY HER" 

-"lol ok omw" 

-"wait no omg i didn’t mean literallY JAEMIN" 

-hyuck lowkey judges eunha’s taste but w/e it’s lowlowlowlowkey cute 

-so now markhyuck’s daughter is not-so-married to jaemin lmAO 

-BAEKHYUN GETS JEALOUS 

-"why does eunha get to marry uncle jaemin?? i wanna marry him!!" 

-so boom jaemin gets double fake married 

-the kids tell mark and hyuck everything 

-they trust them not to get mad at them and stuff so they’re really comfortable with them 

-baekhyun ALWAYSALWAYS LOOKS OUT FOR EUNHA 

-and vice versa!!! 

-one time some mean kids were excluding baekhyun so eunha left her group of friends to play with her brother!! 

-they probably take karate together omg 

-when eunha’s heart gets broken for the first time baekhyun probably threatens to murder them 

-THESE TWO ARE HUGE BOOK NERDS 

-mark probably reads harry potter to them aHHHH 

-eunha’s in ravenclaw and baek’s in gryffindor aWHHHDHSHSJSKS 

-and ofc, mark is a gryffindor too and hyuck’s a slytherin 

-the kids call it a forbidden love smh these nerds 

-when eunha was younger and wanted to mess around with makeup, mark would let her put it on his face omG 

-hyuck comes home and mark just has bright blue eyeshadow on and red ass lips and pink cheeks 

-hyuck leaves imMEDIAETLY LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF 

-baekhyun hates the outside 

-he gets it from hyuck 

-he just likes to stay home and meme all day smh 

-he’s like a mini donghyuck 

-on the other hand, eunha fucking loves sports and running 

-she picks up dancing and baek picks up singing!!!!!!!1!!1!1!1!11!1!11!! 

-talented as heck twins smh 

-most supportive parents ever oh my godd 

-they’re so supportive it gets embarrassing 

-"omg dad stop cheering so loud!!" 

-"SHUT UP EUNHA I LOVE YOU" 

-mark had to learn how to cook since hyuck was so busy 

-by ‘cooking’ i mean just microwaving things 

-their kids live off of takeout and microwave dinners istg 

-the only time they eat home cooked meals is hyuck’s days off bYE 

-eunha and baek end up learning how to cook tho so iTS OK 

-christmas is so cute omg 

-they go crazy with decorations and their ornaments are like 50% homemade and ugly 

-they always bake cookies aHHH 

-FAMILY GAME NIGHTS 

-hyuck the type of parent that doesn’t go easy on his kids but mark is the opposite 

-pokemon go family nights where they force baek to go outside bUT ITS OK BC HE LOVES POKEMON 

-they always have juice in the house, no one knows why but they do 

-if someone talks shit about their kids, hyuck will go oFF 

-mark has to do damage control 

-mark won’t like fight them unless it’s something that crosses the line but if you do something like call eunha annoying or smth hyuck will murder you 

-when the twins start dating mark and hyuck have to use everything in themselves to not stalk their significant other these loSERS 

-tl;dr can markhyuck like adopt me rn