Close Encounter of the Turd Kind
Context: Relatively new group of players, I am the DM. They are in the sewers of a city and are fighting a pair of giant squid
Dwarf Barbarian: Can I … poop in the water to distract them?
DM (me, laughing): You can try, go ahead!
Player rolls Nat 1
DM: You have constipation and now your butt is exposed to 16 giant tentacles!