this is kid though

  • Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini, Leo, Aries

Communication Skills n. /kəˌmjuː.nɪˈkeɪ.ʃən skɪlz/

The ability to convey information to another effectively and efficiently.


- saying “They’re my ISU-approved anxiety meds, not steroids, you idiot!” and sparing hundreds of fanfiction readers the screaming, crying, hyperventilating and curling together in a ball in the floor.



Knife Dad loves his children very much, and by “children”, I mean “knives”. His head isn’t bad. One thing I want to get in here is that if he sees a knife, he legally owns it. He eats knives for fuel. Not his kid-knives, though. Why’s his head look like that? Don’t sweat it. He has to keep eating knives to avoid eating his children knives. Knife Dad is Stan Lee.

He fuccs like a broken train, but he runs on time, if you know what I mean. He’s part wolf, part mech, part rabbit, part fox, part sunglasses, part dragon, part dad, all dad, all knives. If you unbutton his shirt, a bunch of knives will fall out, and the he’ll die, because he’s just a bunch of knives under there.

anonymous asked:

what's migraine like? personality/relationship wise

migraine (mordecai) is like .. the textbook definition of a softie. soft spoken, soft gestures, soft body. all around comfy. obviously, he’s got his headaches, but because of these, he tends to stray away from loud environments and people so that he doesnt feel yucky and run down. throughout the week he gets progressively happier until friday !! he loves fridays so much, almost like a kid in school would. its the total opposite on the weekends, though … he tends to be nonverbal on saturdays, and he disappears completely on sundays (he hides away at this waterfall to stay calm with his thoughts ). he used to be a beautiful writer but as time has passed, his writing has gotten less and less legible, and it really frustrates him that he cant focus the way he did before without getting another headache. he doesnt really sleep on the weekends, so he stays up with orion to help him with his work ! he tends to snap when he has to justify himself, but he feels veeery guilty right after

rax-writes  asked:

Warren gets really good at catching his kid when they try to fly, because while they do have small wings forming, they're not big enough to support them. That doesn't stop his kid from trying, though. So Warren is just constantly catching the kid, before you can even open your mouth to yell at them to not jump. Sometimes he's not even there when the kid starts to jump, but he's just suddenly there. You call it his Mother Hen Sense, and he narrows his eyes at you whenever you mention it.

i’m fucking crying i’m imagining a mini warren with little curls and tiny fluffy baby wings screaming “I’M GONNA BE LIKE DADDY” as they jump and fly a few feet off the ground

anonymous asked:

Hi. I'm happy that you're taking in A Foster Kid. It's sad though, knowing that there are more kids like me though. I hope that you take extra good care of him.

I am grateful for Ray every day and feel privileged that I get to be his mom. One of the reasons I maintain this blog is to encourage other people to open their homes to kids who need them. Maybe someday there will be more than enough good homes for all the kids in care. Until then, please hang in there and know that you are loved.

I want adele to sing about how she wants to fuck her ex-boyfriend from “someone like you” cause he’s been drunk calling her after he broke up with the person he chose instead of her but she can’t cause she has to pick up her kid from cello class in Kent even though her husband is busy with his cycling buddies, but the girls’ book club was canceled on wednesday so she might be able to do then. 

I apologize for all the spam lately, but I just got an idea:

Sportacus wants to confess his love for Robbie, but he isn’t sure how to. He asks the children what to do, saying it’s for a friend (though they all know better), but none give him the perfect idea. Just as he starts to lose hope, Trixie shows him a meme, which sparks something within him: he wants to have a flash mob.

So one day, Sportacus gathers the kids in the center of LazyTown, quietly explaining his idea. The kids laugh at Sporto’s song choice, though they all agree, and over the next few weeks, begin coordinating their moves.

Due to the fact that they aren’t especially quiet during their practice times, Robbie gets extremely annoyed by this. He plans to rid of Sportacus in the most extravagant way, hoping once more to hear peace. What he didn’t know was that the day of the plan’s execution also happened to be the day of the flash dance.

Fortunately for Sportacus, he runs into Robbie. The villain was setting up something for his own nefarious plan, choosing to ignore the elf. Sportacus makes the choice to interact with him, though is told harshly to go away. The hero complies, not hearing the relieved sigh coming from Robbie. Hiding behind the wall with the hole in it, he sees this signal from Stephanie to go ahead with it.

Out of nowhere, Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley plays loudly, giving Robbie a heart attack. He turns around to see the kids and Sportacus dancing and the elf mouthing the words. At the end of it, Robbie doubles over in laughter, completely in disbelief. Sportaflop, completely unsure if Robbie is okay, runs over to him and smothers him in Concern™. Robbie assures the hero he’s fine, just that he can’t believe he got Rick Rolled.

Sportacus decides to give him a little space, telling the kids to go home. He does confess to Robbie, though the villain is still too stunned to give a response. Even though Robbie doesn’t respond that day (maybe even that week), he still treasures the gesture and works up the nerve to say yes.

It’s surreal to me that in high school I thought I’d have 4 kids and be a housewife for a small amount of time when I was dating a taurus… two fixed signs together am I right??? I’m thanking god I kept my head and have no kids. I would be a mess if I had kids even though I’m at an age where a lot of people start settling down and such

anonymous asked:

Seb stands up for his girl and get's called a bully. The kid that really crossed the line isn't a bully though. "He shouldn't have been so mean" What do they expect, you talk shit you get called scum by Seb lol

The words that would’ve fallen from my fingers for that ridiculous account are far less amiable than “scum.” Besides, it was super sweet of him to wish them a life, right? That’s what he meant by “get a life,” after all. He just wants them to go! Go enjoy their world, their life! Live the dream! LMAO

I know the bastard’s not perfect but I fucking love him. 

Besides, the same random fandom were basically yelling at him for not standing up for her and then when he does, they pout and sigh and mutter, “But he…he did it all wrong!” *cries* *stomps feet*

He’s never going to make them happy, because they don’t know how to be happy. They need the drama. They feed off of it, which is fine by me, because I’m going to fucking feed off their odd assumptions and weirdly scattered scrutiny for as long as they give it to me. 

GRADE (for name-calling Seb): D A bully? Really? LOL What a meanie you are, Sebastian Stan! hahahaha


Forth floor class ealier today .. veiwe was kinda pretty…. trying to move on from the bs of ealier . Im sorry that you all had to see that im planing on removing that post later .the anon os gone i found out who it was and blocked their account . Thank you for the support .. tbh im kot good at reacting to such kidness … im kinda shy ha ha . Thank you though

Finally finished this piece for cutiesaturday!! This has been sitting in my files and the back of my head forever?! Link to the Past is my favorite LoZ game - and as such, pink/magenta haired Link is always my fav too <3

Downtown chillin’

Fave trio tbh.