this is just the coolest thing though

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For @ohheylookitsyou…reader is Hotch’s niece as requested. Enjoy!

Y/N’s eyes widened as her jaw gaped as her uncle led her into the BAU. Aaron Hotchner glanced over his shoulder with a small smile. It had been forever since he had seen his niece. So, when she called and asked to visit, he was more than happy to allow it.

The niece slowly caught up to her uncle and latched onto his arm. Her awed gaze returned to Hotch’s smirking one.

“This place looks amazing,” she complimented, “This whole place is probably run on caffeine though.”
Hotch laughed as he nodded. “Let me introduce you to my team.”

Y/N nodded as he led her further into the room. The pair soon slowed down by a clump of desks. Prentiss, Morgan, and Reid glanced up. Having seen Hotch approach, Rossi left his office and made his way down.

“Y/N, these are agents Emily Prentiss and Derek Morgan. This is Dr. Spencer Reid. Everybody, this is my niece, Y/N.”
“I highly doubt that,” Rossi teased holding out his hand. “David Rossi.”
She shook his hand. “Not to sound like a groupie, but I’ve read your work. As well as yours, Dr. Reid.”
Morgan quirked a brow. “Really? I don’t suppose you understood any of it.”
Y/N smirked. “All of it, actually. He explained the content quite well.”

Hotch smirked at a blushing Reid. He stood up and held out his hand. Y/N shook it.

“I-I appreciate the compliment.”

Y/N smiled sweetly at the doctor.


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Experiences with each type.

ENTJ: 

  • Very low chance they’re wrong.  
  • Questions to show you your faults. 
  • Cares but definitely doesn’t always show. 
  • Stay off their bad side.
  • “Do it yourself, whether you know how or not." 

ENFJ:

  • Crazy but funny imagination.
  • Feels they need to tell the world. 
  • May use experience to outweigh yours.
  • Usually too much to handle.
  • Can be a little unreasonable.

ENFP: 

  • Cutest people you will ever meet. 
  • Good to talk about values with.
  • Or talk about anything in general. 
  • A lot of morals; offended when challenged. 
  • "WHY AM I SO PRONE TO PAIN." 

ENTP:

  • Really funny.
  • Also too much to handle.
  • Tries to prove you wrong. If not, they’ll pretend.
  • Please think about your actions, my gosh.
  • You know what respect is, right?

ESTP: 

  • "Ding dong, you’re wrong.”
  • How do they do the pressure thing.
  • And how can one be so messy?? 
  • Still pretty cool.
  • A little intimidating though. 

ESFP:

  • Not compatible with me.
  • Is kind of mean to others.
  • But admirable of their extrovert. 
  • u n r e a s o n a b l e ? 
  • Definitely a hugger.

ESFJ:

  • Really big goals. 
  • Always checking on you… depends though… 
  • Very open.
  • Not what you’d expect sometimes. 
  • Probably needs to chill. 

ESTJ:

  • “Are you challenging me?" 
  • Not very aware of a good time.
  • Like, the right time to talk.
  • And will keep going on, no matter what. 
  • But pretty good with life experience.

ISTJ:

  • Oh boy, the sarcasm.
  • Most intimidating, have to be cautious.
  • Good listeners though.
  • Really doesn’t like when people are late.
  • Can be pretty funny. They try. 

ISFJ:

  • Please don’t cross their morals.
  • It won’t turn out good for you. 
  • But still really funny. 
  • And also sarcastic.
  • Extremely reliable.

ISFP:

  • Really cares about you.
  • Even though they like to pretend they don’t.
  • Can be childish. It’s pretty funny.
  • Will seem quiet, but will roast you.
  • Either unsure or too sure.

ISTP:

  • God bless common interest.
  • Would love to talk to you about that. 
  • But can be pretty lazy.
  • Says something mean and may feel bad. 
  • But is very blunt either way. 

INTP:

  • Most sensitive.
  • But will literally do anything to hide it.
  • Distracted by things that peak their intellect.
  • Pretty hard to please though. 
  • "Here’s 1,000,000 reasons why you’re wrong." 

INTJ:

  • How can one be so smart??
  • It’s the coolest thing.
  • Don’t get them mad though.
  • Always right… when it comes to information.
  • Maybe not when it comes to trusting people. (Underlying optimists)

INFP:

  • Best at understanding.
  • Deserves so much than they get.
  • A little too quick on giving up?
  • Secretly has a very weird mind.
  • Needs to fend for themselves though. 

INFJ:

  • Talk to them about their passion.
  • They will talk non-stop on just that.
  • If they fix something, don’t touch. 
  • Perfectionists.
  • And a walking paradox.

#TodayInHiddleHistory

July 25, 2014: BI published the email Tom Hiddleston sent to Joss Whedon after he read the Avengers script. This email exchange was published in Joss Whedon: the Biography

Joss,

I am so excited I can hardly speak.

The first time I read it I grabbed at it like Charlie Bucket snatching for a golden ticket somewhere behind the chocolate in the wrapper of a Wonka Bar. I didn’t know where to start. Like a classic actor I jumped in looking for LOKI on every page, jumping back and forth, reading words in no particular order, utterances imprinting themselves like flash-cuts of newspaper headlines in my mind: “real menace”; “field of obeisance”; “discontented, nothing is enough”; “his smile is nothing but a glimpse of his skull”; “Puny god” …

… Thank you for writing me my Hans Gruber. But a Hans Gruber with super-magic powers. As played by James Mason … It’s high operatic villainy alongside detached throwaway tongue-in-cheek; plus the “real menace” and his closely guarded suitcase of pain. It’s grand and epic and majestic and poetic and lyrical and wicked and rich and badass and might possibly be the most gloriously fun part I’ve ever stared down the barrel of playing. It is just so juicy.

I love how throughout you continue to put Loki on some kind of pedestal of regal magnificence and then consistently tear him down. He gets battered, punched, blasted, side-swiped, roared at, sent tumbling on his back, and every time he gets back up smiling, wickedly, never for a second losing his eloquence, style, wit, self-aggrandisement or grandeur, and you never send him up or deny him his real intelligence…. That he loves to make an entrance; that he has a taste for the grand gesture, the big speech, the spectacle. I might be biased, but I do feel as though you have written me the coolest part.

… But really I’m just sending you a transatlantic shout-out and fist-bump, things that traditionally British actors probably don’t do. It’s epic. 

Josh Whedon’s reply

Tom, this is one of those emails you keep forever. Thanks so much. It’s more articulate (and possibly longer) than the script. I couldn’t be more pleased at your reaction, but I’ll also tell you I’m still working on it … Thank you again. I’m so glad you’re pleased. Absurd fun to ensue.

Best, (including uncharacteristic fist bump), joss. 

anonymous asked:

can you do the neighbor au for seokmin, jihoon, and minghao?? only if you have time of course ^_^

joshua, mingyu & seungkwan can be found (here) ~
wonwoo, hoshi & seungcheol can be found (here)
[this post mentions snakes so if you’re scared of them be careful~!]

Seokmin

  • is barely ever actually at his apartment 
  • like he’s the kind of person that has a super active social life so he’s probably spending the night over at a different friend’s house every day of the week or getting home at like weird hours of the night
  • but the landlord doesn’t care because hey in the end he makes rent and that’s what matters
  • like his door is full of take out flyers and sometimes even packages stand out on his mat for like 3-4 days at a time because like ????? does he even come home like ????? ever
  • inside his apartment though he’s got a lot of stuff because he never really throws anything out ?? like he’s got CD’s from when he was kid, boxes full of comic books and old action figures, and thrown over his couch is a blanket he got second-hand from hoshi
  • and it’s really kinda cool though because he has bookshelves full of trinkets and books and photo albums
  • and on his wall he has photos of singers and rock bands he looks up to
  • and since this is an au, seokmin’s closet looks like you took it from the nineties lots of dad caps, flannels, and ripped jeans because tbh if seokmin was going to have an aesthetic as just a regular dude living on his own he’d probably keep up with his band days and be the type to own a ‘nirvana’ t-shirt 
  • does weird stuff when he’s home alone like sit on top of the kitchen table and eat take-out and drink his soda from something that looks more like a vase than it does a cup
  • and you don’t even know who seokmin is. you don’t even think the apartment next door to yours has anyone living in it
  • until you’re over at a party a couple of blocks down hosted by your friend seungcheol and somehow you get involved in this crazy game of twister
  • and it gets down to you and this boy,,,,,, who is kinda cute with his pretty half moon smile and really big grin
  • and you’re supposed to get your hand over his and like flip yourself around but you end up wobbling and falling forward,,,,,,,,RIGhT ontop of this cute boy
  • whom you’ve never meet
  • and you’re like !!!!!!!!! sfhksda im so sorry!!!!! but you’re also laughing because god how awkward to fall on someone during twister
  • but the boy is just laughing too and he’s like “don’t be sorry, it’s my pleasure ^^” and you’re like your pleasure??? and he’s like “ive never had someone so good looking fall ontop of me before ;)” 
  • and you playfully like nudge his arm before giggling into your palm
  • and then you hear seungcheol’s voice like “hey lovebirds get off the twister mat so we can restart the game!!!!”
  • and you flush red when you realize you two,,,,,,are just laying there in front of everyone at this party
  • so you get up and offer your hand to the boy who gladly accepts
  • and the rest of the party you two stick together and talk and you find out his name is seokmin!!! and that he’s really really hilarious and good at body gags and puns
  • and he’s so totally your type and to your surprise seokmin is like “THIS is gonna sound corny but,,,,,,,, you’re totally my type,,,,,,”
  • and you’re like omg no way that’s what i was thinking and you two burst into giggles again
  • and when it’s time to go,,,,,,,,,seokmin is like “let me make sure you get home safe!!” and you’re like oh sure i live a couple blocks down and he’s like whaT a coincidence me TOO
  • and as you’re walking you and him are talking more and more and tbh you stop and you’re like “i don’t wanna leave,,,,,,,,i wanna spend some more time but since i have to go let me do this-”
  • and you lean up to kiss his cheek and seokmin is like grinning and he’s like i don’t want you to go either
  • and as you continue walking he holds your hand and you smile, but you’re so happy because finally you went to a party and you acTUALLY met someone sweet
  • and you’re like ‘oh this is my building here!!” and seokmin looks up and he’s like ,,,,,,,,,,,, wait
  • i live here too
  • and you’re like what oh my god what floor
  • and then he says the same floor as you and you’re like NO WAY WHAT ARE WE NEIGHBORS
  • and yes,,,,,,,, turns out that apartment you thought was always empty is actually seokmin’s apartment 
  • and you’re both staring in awe until seokmin is like 
  • “hey maybe that means fate brought us together for a reason,,,,,,literally together because we’re neighbors and also because i like you let me take you out on a real date tomorrow?”

Jihoon

  • always worn-out and the kind of neighbor who would fall asleep in the elevator ride if it weren’t so short 
  • you can tell by his constant yawning that he probably spends a lot of the night up doing work,,,,and like his clothes never look ironed and if you see him going to take the garbage out or get the mail he’s like got a face-mask on and the most sleepy expression
  • but also he always lugs around a guitar case twice his size and a shoulder bag that seems stuffed to the brim with notebooks of all different sizes
  • and he’s respectful, nodding to elders and things like that but mostly he doesn’t speak much to others
  • and it’s probably because he’s got one million things on his mind but also,,,,,,,,,i repeat: tired
  • his apartment reflects his hard work like the one thing that’s most noticeable in the entire apartment is that his living room has a huge desk with dual monitors and a shelf stuffed with books on musical composition and journals full of songs and lyrics
  • and jihoon has pens in coffee mugs in the kitchen, paper crumpled near the foot of his bed (a bed he never uses since he falls asleep in the computer chair or on the carpet beside his desk)
  • and im not saying this au brings back ponytail!jihoon,,,,,,,but that’s exactly what im saying
  • and there’s a point in the week when you have some trouble sleeping so to calm down you make some tea and go out on your balcony to sit in the night air 
  • and that’s when you hear it,,,,, the soft strums of a guitar,,,,,, then a sudden stop,,,,,, and then the guitar again
  • and you look over and for the first time, even though it’s a bit dark you can make a figure out on the balcony beside yours and you tell yourself “isn’t that jihoon’s apartment?” 
  • because although you don’t talk much to him, you know him by first name because your neighbors and when he’d moved in you had stopped by to welcome him and he’d told you his name
  • but it’s weird,,,,,you’ve never seen him outside his apartment 
  • and you never knew that he,,,,,played the guitar so well like you’d seen the case and assumed he liked music but the melody you’re hearing now is absolutely gorgeous
  • but then it stops suddenly and you hear him grumble a loud that it’s no good
  • and before you can really think you get up and go “i really like it!”
  • and jihoon’s head snaps up an he’s looking at you from above the fence of his balcony and he’s like ,,,, “o-oh uh im sorry for disturbing you ill be quieter!”
  • but you’re shaking your head and you’re like “no, i really liked what you played, is it your own?” 
  • jihoon nods, looking shyly down at his hands because gjfsgfs he didn’t know anyone was listening ,,,,,
  • but you just smile and go “it’s pretty, i would want to hear more.”
  • and jihoon seems hesitant, but it’s like 2am and you’re the first person he’s talked to in days since working on this song so he asks if you’d really want to hear what else he has and you say you do
  • so he plays it,,,,,,, and you close your eyes so entranced by the sound
  • and it’s enough to even make you feel a bit sleepy and when it’s over you give him a thumbs up from your balcony and he just shyly hides his head, but he’s smiling
  • and you say goodnight as you go back inside
  • and as your head hits your pillow, the sound of jihoon’s guitar fills your memory and you fall asleep easily
  • while jihoon sits outside on the balcony, holding his guitar and thinking about how breathtaking you looked standing there, eyes closed, with the moon as your backdrop and you and him as the only ones awake in that moment ,,,,,

Minghao

  • honestly,,,,,,,is he a model????? why does a model live in this building???? it must be because the rent isn’t that bad,,,,,,,
  • jkjkjk but seriously everyone is always in awe of minghao,,,,, because like is it humanly possible to look that good??? no matter what??? because he can come out in his pajamas and still look like he’s walking the runway at seoul fashion week good lord
  • but also,,,,,he’s just a sweet oblivious kid
  • and everyone whose older has the strong urge to offer him food and take care of him like maybe it’s because he’s so tall and thin but also just looking at him makes someone want to take care of him,,,,,he’s just so endearing
  • all the neighbors invite him over for dinner tbh he never even has to buy food
  • except jun will come over and literally eat every snack minghao has bought in the past week and minghao is looking at the wrappers all over his living room floor like: jun ge,,,,,,,,,,,,you’re a punk you know that right,,,,, (same goes for hoshi hyung who does the SAME damn thing some1 save minghao)
  • his apartment is pretty nice though,,,,like he’s got this nice aesthetic going with fresh flowers in the kitchen and lucky chinese charms hanging from the walls ,,,,,,, lots of tea and other herbs his mom sent him from china
  • it always smells really good in his house
  • but the coolest thing and like,,,,,,,ok seriously just think about this: minghao,,,,,,,,,,with a pet snake
  • and he has like a whole tank just for his pet,,,,who he named sunflower in chinese,,,,because of it’s yellow skin,,,,and when you first come in you’re like huh do you own a liz- THAT IS A SNAKE
  • but minghao love sunflower, he can take her out and wrap her around his shoulders and he’s like ‘she’s a shy thing, come and hold her’ 
  • also idk i just think he’d look so cool with a snake ,,,,,
  • but yes you find out one day about the snake because minghao gets in the elevator with you and he’s holding a box,,,,,,and the box just says,,,,,,mice
  • and you’re like “are those really,,,,,mice inside there?” and minghao smiles and he’s like “yes! for my sunflower!” and you’re like ,,,,,,,,,your sunflower???? and in your head you’re like is that his s/o??? why would they need mi-
  • and minghao is like “you wanna see her?” and you’re like ,,,,, “her?” and minghao is like “yeah!! sunflower!!” and tbh you’re like confused because you know minghao as he’s your neighbor, but you’ve always been scared to talk to him because lmao he’s beautiful and now he’s just inviting you to his house???? to see ‘her’?????
  • but the elevator is open and minghao is pulling you out by your wrist and he’s so excited that before you can even say much
  • you’re following him into his living room and he’s like “there she is~!” and you see it,,,,,,,the tank,,,,,,,,,,and then the little head of a S na ke ,,,,, and you’re like “t-t-t-that’s sunflower?” and minghao is like yep! and this is her meal!!”
  • and you figure out that whats in the box,,,,and why is was for sunflower,,,,,, and you might not watch sunflower ‘enjoy her meal’ but minghao just claps and is like “she’s pretty right??”
  • and you’re,,,,,,you know,,,,,,shell shocked to say the least but you’re like “yes,,,,,,she’s a pretty color,,,,,,” and minghao grins and he’s like “she also does a good job of keeping jun out of my house,,,,,he’s not fond of her.”
  • and you assume jun must be a friend of his but you laugh because that’s actually smart, say you have a pet snake and see how many of your friends refuse to ever come over again
  • but minghao turns to you and he’s like “usually people are running down the hall by now. good job.” and he ruffles your hair and you’re like,,,,,a bit embarrassed
  • and minghao is like “do you have any pets” and you guys talk about it until you say you have to go and minghao is like ok,,,,,you should come over and play with sunflower sometime!!!!
  • and you’re like gulping because how does one play with a snake,,,,and minghao can read your expression which just makes him laugh even more and he ruffles your hair again (he must really like doing that hmmm) and is like “don’t worry, ill be beside you to supervise!”
  • and you know,,,,,,,,why not like when will you get the chance to hang with a snake again so you’re like “sure!! just call me when you’re free~”
  • and minghao is like “oooo really?” and you’re like “sunflower,,,,,,,,seems nice,,,,,” and minghao grins and he’s like “i knew i liked you, sunflower will like you too~”
  • and you’re like well one you’re like oh you liked me 
  • but two now you have a play date with a snake,,,,,,,,,,,,,it’ll be worth it though
  • because one date with the snake but also,,,,,a date with xu minghao tbh i would sell my soul for that so snakes aren’t all that bad LOL 

anonymous asked:

I don't play the Zelda games at all, but I'm curious, just what happened in Breath of the Wild that caused this sudden explosion of Link being romanced by that giant red fish dude?

In BOTW, Ganon took over four “divine beasts” that were originally supposed to be used against him. Throughout the course of the game, you’re trying to reclaim them, and the first one most people come across in game is the one that is rampaging through the Zora domain(red fish guy is Prince Sidon of the Zora). So he wants Link to help them defeat and retake control of it. He says a lot of really encouraging things to Link and generally believes that he is just the coolest guy ever(he has a Hylian kink maybe? he’s the only Zora who likes Link). Sidon’s sister, Mipha, even made Link custom magic Zora armor(something Zora women give to the guy they wanna marry), but she’s not around anymore, so Sidon gives it to Link instead. Also during the battle, Sidon tells Link to jump on his back and he ferries him across the water to reach the beast(even though the magic zora armor gives Link really good swimming ability.)

Also he’s a giant hot shark guy and size difference kink mmmmm and also he prob has two dicks (my personal reasons)

the pirate and the princess | Yondu/Reader SFW


Request: Hello! Can you write something maybe about the reader being a princess and she’s in danger and her parents pay for Yondu and his men to protect her so she lives on the ship with them and they fall in love and lots of fluffy? Ps I LOVE YOU


I LOVE YOU TOO!! Is it bad that this made me think of Space Balls tho


You rolled your eyes and crossed your arms with a huff. You couldn’t believe this. You were being sent away from your comfortable home, to go live…on a ship? With a bunch of Ravagers? No, there was no way. You didn’t care if your planet was in the middle of a war. You didn’t care if you were in more danger at home. There was absolutely no chance that you were going to put up with this. 

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Non-partner JNPR headcanons ~

- Pyrrha and Ren are the literal best study partners. They’ll quiz each other on stuff way into the night, and it drives the other two crazy.

- Jaune and Nora really like to watch terrible reality TV together. Jaune because it used to be a family thing and now it’s just a habit, Nora because she gets REALLY INVESTED and YELLS at the contestants.

- Nora is really good at persuading Pyrrha to do things, which has resulted in: one broken lock to their dorm (magnets don’t actually fix things), several gouges in the wall from where she used her semblance to hurl things at the light switch so none of them would have to get out of bed at night, and one detention, since professor peach knew Pyrrha wouldn’t just sneak desserts from the kitchen at night of her own accord, and “if you three won’t own up to who it was, then your whole team will just have to be punished”.

-Nora felt kind of guilty about that one, and, since their punishment was to copy out textbook pages by hand, Nora spent a lot of time just finding the coolest pages for Pyrrha to work with, stuff about bloody battles and Grimm attacks and everything.

- When Ren makes pancakes, he always adds extra stuff to Pyrrha’s and his own to make them healthy, like protein powder and vitamin-rich fruits. Nora thinks it’s a disgrace, but Pyrrha appreciates it and gives him feedback until he perfects them.

- Jaune’s mom writes him actual letters every two weeks, even though they just talk on the phone usually anyways. When Jaune mentioned to her that Ren and Nora had no parents, letters for them started arriving immediately. It’s just silly things, telling them about cool birds who visit her bird feeder, sharing nice recipes, reporting on her youngest children, that sort of thing. Jaune insists it’s embarassing, but Ren and Nora love it.

-Alternately, Pyrrha’s mom sends them cash.

- Nora bought a box of pumpkin Pete’s marshmallow flakes cereal, just to bother Pyrrha with it, but actually ended up liking it so much that now Pyrrha has to order in for her lifetime supply.

- Pyrrha and Ren both love succulents, and raise a small family of tiny plants in the dorm. After several incidents, Nora and Jaune are officially banned from touching them.

- Jaune gets really, really stressed out about schoolwork, to the point where he can barely sleep or eat or anything. Somehow, though, Ren cam always calm him down enough to let him clear his head.

- Jaune actually spent a lot of time designing combo attacks for every possibly partnership in jnpr. There were diagrams involved, one of which included a really poorly drawn Nora jumping on a really poorly drawn Jaune. Jaune insists they’re both jumping, but it really is an incredibly terrible drawing. Nora got it framed.

-Pyrrha and Nora know all of each others’ secrets. They have hugely in-depth conversations when they’re alone together.

-Ren is unfairly good at video games. Usually on his second try he’s able to beat Jaune at something he’s been practicing for years. It drives Jaune crazy.

-Nora once roped Pyrrha into building a blanket fort out of Jaune’s pillows and blankets and mattress. It was so well-constructed that Jaune didn’t want to wreck it, and slept in it for three nights until Ren tripped over it one morning and accidentally took it out. On top of Jaune.

Things Confirmed in Off Colors

New Location: Old Homeworld, Old Homeworld Kindergarten

New Characters: Rutile Twins, Fluorite, Padparadscha, Rhodonite

New Items: Gem Hunting Robots

  • BDs palanquin is busted 
  • Steven and lars bones are only a little broken
  • Steven is developing super hearing
  • A version of Jurassic Park exists in Steven Universe
  • Lars has seen this movie
  • Standing still doesn’t fool the gem-hunting robots
  • Lars is kind of scared of baking
  • Lars has never tried making baklava because it looks hard 
  • The current Homeworld was built on top of an older part of Homeworld
  • There are robots to hunt gems hiding out on older Homeworld
  • The robots cant see those without gems
  • There aren’t any gems currently that look like humans
  • The Rutile twins can whistle
  • The Homeworld Kindergarten is very large
  • Steven doesn’t see anything wrong with the off color gems
  • The Rutile twins are two Rulites that formed attached to one another
  • The only reason the Rutile Twins were not shattered when they first emerged, the other Rutiles’ ran from them in fear
  • Rhodonite is a cross gem fusion, (most likely of a ruby and pearl , due to her appearance and gem cuts)
  • Rhodonite is very paranoid
  • After Rhodonites gems became a fusion, their Morganite replaced them
  • Morganites have authority over other gems
  • Fluorite is a fusion of (Currently) 6 gems
  • Fusions of 6+ gems is possible (the most we’ve seen before is 5)
  • Fluorite is willing to add more gems, if she finds the right ones
  • Padparadscha is a type of sapphire 
  • Pad can only foresee things that have just happened
  • Steven and Lars think its ok to be afraid
  • The gem hunting robots can shot lasers
  • Lars thinks attacking the robots is the coolest thing hes ever done
  • The robots scanners can see though Stevens shield, but not though lars
  • Stevens shield can reflect these lasers
  • The robots explode when destroyed
  • This is the first time a human character (Lars) has died on screen
  • Steven can bring people back from the dead with his tears
  • Lars now has a pink color scheme
  • Lars now has a scar over his left eye
  • The leaked storyboard of lars dying has been confirmed real

anonymous asked:

For the love of god please do something about Stu as a kid. I need this in my life.

I didn’t know how much I needed this. This was so much damn fun to write I never get to use my knowledge of British education enough


  • Always had scraped knees and hands
  • He was on his primary school council for a while, and then dropped out because it cut into his break times
  • Was always chosen to sing the solo parts whenever his class did a play (the mums absolutely adored him)
  • He started secondary school just as his hair was starting to grow back blue, and he was worried he’d get bullied for it (even though he thought it was the coolest thing)
  • The worst things the kids ever did was ask if he dyed it, and pulled it occasionally at first to see if it was a wig
  • Never tucked his shirt in, and almost never did his tie up properly
  • His shirt was always a size too small, and his sweatshirt was always a size too big
  • When he started secondary school, he thought his blazer was the coolest thing that had ever existed (if you’ve been to a school with a blazer in the uniform, you know that #Year7 feeling of looking in the mirror on your first day and thinking “damn I look good”)
  • He took History, Geography and Music for GCSE, along with double science and Maths and English
  • He was always slightly better at English and History (even though he was bad at remembering dates and names) than Maths, because he’d get all the formulas muddled up
  • He probably grew suddenly and gained all his height in a short amount of time
  • Bit of a late bloomer, second to last in his friendship group to get any bum fluff
  • Probably left for summer in Year 9 at a solid 5’4, and came back in September bordering on 5’11
  • His arms and legs had always looked too long for his body, even when he was a baby
  • He was always slightly hopeless at sports, because his arms and legs would just go everywhere
  • He was made head boy in Year 11 because he was nice and everyone liked him, but he lost it in the middle of the spring term for smoking on school grounds and bunking off
  • He was that friend who ate literally E V E R Y T H I N G and never gained any weight
  • Was low-key addicted to Mountain Dew in Year 8 (there was always one)
  • Always bunked off P.E to smoke a sneaky fag with his mates
  • Learnt to play electric guitar to impress girls after already knowing how to play acoustic
  • The only kid who enjoyed the compulsory Year 2-4 recorder lessons (if you went to British public primary school, you know what I’m talking about. I HATED those lessons)
  • Had his first proper girlfriend in Year 9
  • He was the kind of kid who’d go to the park everyday after school with his mates and play football and come home caked in mud
  • Once started a food fight
  • Cheeky Nandos with the lads every other weekend (Nandos wasn’t even a thing in England til he was 14 BUT I DON’T CARE)
  • You better believe that on Muck Up day, he and his mates were the ones orchestrating all of it
  • Lost his virginity on the night of his Year 11 Prom
  • The last of his friends to get his driving license, firstly because his birthday is so late, and secondly because it took him two tries to get it
  • Had his English Lit GCSE exam on his birthday, and also had his Chemistry GCSE exam the day after (which is why he probably did so badly; he was hungover as shit)

dragonbane6  asked:

I haven't seen a lot of Dream Daddy, but from what I HAVE seen, the only pure things about her are the love for dogs and photography. I do love her to bits though.

How dare you, amanda is pure in every way, she has humor, beauty, she tries so hard, she’s endearing, she loves dogs but not just love, she completely adores them and can interrupt a conversation just so yell “DOG”, she’s quiet and likes to make collabs in her room and she’s great at it because she’s a very talented girl, she follows my dad humor and follows my gags, she had a horse phase, she looked great as a baby with eyeglasses, coolest baby I’ve ever seen, she’s kind and supportive and will apologize and be really nice after she does a bad thing and I find that adorable, she tries to make her dad make friends and get out because she loves him so much, she even says she will miss me lots and it’s said in game that she usually never spends more than a day or two away from dad, and if that’s not the purest thing I dunno what to tell you. Also she’s smart and able to take care of herself and she’s a really nice frend and I love her so much.


Don’t you dare mess with my child.

anonymous asked:

Just to clarify when I asked "Slytherin Enjolras?" I was asking about headcanons on said topic.

  • A significant portion of Enjolras’ family went to Slytherin, so he was brought up to think it was the coolest house of Hogwarts. But he soon grew critical of it when he dug into the house’s history. Slytherins aren’t evil, going to Slytherin doesn’t mean you’re the bad bunch, but he’s 100% done with elitism
  • .Also that “Always Pure” thing makes him cringe big time.
  • He’s ambitious, though. Very ambitious. But not self-serving. His ambition is to help people, and he’s decided that the best way to help people is to become a high ranking member of the Ministry of Magic, though he gets very vocal through activism too
  • He’s one of the few Slytherins taking Muggle Studies, because learning how to coexist with Muggles should be a number one priority for wizards. He also tried to launch a petition to make it mandatory because FUCK how is this NOT mandatory yet? Do you know what muggles have? The Internet! They really should get in on that!
  • 11 year old Enjolras, blowing on the glass that separates the Slytherin Common Room from the lake and writing messages in the mist for the creatures living in the lake because don’t they get lonely? Are they happy there? Were they put there against their own free will?
  • Grantaire: “Enjolras, you’re perfect-I MEAN PREFECT”

the walking dead starters ( s7ep11.)

!! SPOILER !! ALERT !! FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN’T WATCHED THE EPISODE YET.

  • “ please. please don’t.”
  • “ please, god, no.”
  • “ i hate this. please!”
  • “ welcome home, haircut.”
  • “ there’s more at the library. a lot more.”
  • “ you… you have a library?”
  • “ s/he escaped?”
  • “ you know where s/he is?”
  • “ no. i’d tell you if i did.”
  • “ th-this’ll be satisfactory.”
  • “ you hungry?”
  • “ i’ll get you something. what do you want?”
  • “ what do i want?”
  • “ anything? really, anything i want?”
  • “ sure, whatever.”
  • “ dude, yes, you can have anything. what do you want?”
  • “ can i have lobster?”
  • “ no, you can’t have lobster.”
  • “ what the hell do you think this is?”
  • “ do you have canned pasta and tomato sauce?”
  • “ you want orange-y or red?”
  • “ i like pickles.”
  • “ number 42 is a coding system for persons here?”
  • “ okay, i’ll be back in ten.
  • “ enjoy your new place.”
  • “ good mornin’ sunshine.”
  • “ is it just as cozy as you remember?”
  • “ you spent a long time at the wrong side of the door.”
  • “ so let’s talk about now.”
  • “ you know anything about that, ___?”
  • “ i gotta tell you, that is one hell of a coincidence.”
  • “ was it you?”
  • “ did it work the other way around? you were supposed to break him/her. did s/he break you?”
  • “ i mean, let’s face it. you’ve got some pretty legitimate grievances.”
  • “ you change your stripes on me, ___?”
  • “ you startin’ to see things different?”
  • “ after all this… before and after… hell, after everything… who are you, ___?”
  • “so, do you think you know where ___ went?”
  • “ bring him/her back. sort it out.”
  • “ stitch him/her up. fix what you can fix.”
  • “ you don’t think s/he did it?”
  • “ you think s/he did?”
  • “ you were just beaten and thrown in a cell. unfairly, if you ask me.”
  • “ i like to think that i do.”
  • “ that’s exactly the kind of person who really isn’t…. expected to be around anymore.”
  • “ just trying to help.”
  • “ barber. might be able to kill that thing on your head.”
  • “ you’re one of us now, not them.”
  • “ they eat shit, we eat good.”
  • “ must be your lucky day, ___.”
  • “ are these homemade?”
  • “ that’s some good diy stuff there.”
  • “ no – no thank you.”
  • “ you want something, you take it, ___.”
  • “ there s/he is! wo/man of the hour!”
  • “ come on over here, big fella.”
  • “ don’t be rude asshole. say hello.”
  • “ … h-h-hello.”
  • “ you got a name, asshole?”
  • “ you see this right here? you might have to get real close.”
  • “ now, under normal circumstances, i’d be showing you that real close over and over again.”
  • “ but, see, all i really want to know is if you are a smarty-pants.”
  • “ you know things?”
  • “ answer the question.”
  • “ i- i am indeed a smarty-pants.”
  • “ even though my memory is not considered eidetic, i don’t skim and i don’t scrimp.”
  • “ if knowledge is dropped, i do indeed pick it up.”
  • “ oh, you really are just some asshole.”
  • “ n-no, i’m not.”
  • “ fire, with uh… you know… fire.”
  • “ uh, huh. all right, then, dr. smarty-pants. you ought to be able to crack this without breaking a sweat.”
  • “ how do we keep them on their feet?”
  • “ you already possess the means to resolve your issue.”
  • “ god damn! if that ain’t the coolest thing i’ve ever heard in my life!”
  • “ not only is that practical, it is just bad-ass!”
  • “ look at you, dr. smarty-pants.”
  • “ oh, their loss, our gain.”
  • “ i feel like i need to give you some kind of signing bonus here.”
  • “ uh, w- well, i wa- i was gifted these pickles.”
  • “ now, i don’t think i have to worry about this, but who knows how truly smart you are?”
  • “ that is a grave no-no.”
  • “ i wouldn’t know anything about that.”
  • “ what does dr. smarty-pants say to his/her new bestest friend in the whole wide world?”
  • “ thank you. fully, completely, sincerely, seriously: thank you.”
  • “ why don’t you go have some fun?”
  • “ what the hell am i even looking at?”
  • “ maybe you should take it easy, ___?”
  • “ maybe i shouldn’t.”
  • “ uh, we could play something else. warlords? it’s four players and quite the hoot.”
  • “ whatever you want. this is your night.”
  • “ do you want a massage?”
  • “ while i appreciate the gesture, and your commitment to your assigned objective, i am fully aware that you are not here this evening of your own volition.”
  • “ video games are all about me showing you a fun time.”
  • “ would you care for more microwave popcorn?”
  • “ hey, just because this was ___’s idea doesn’t mean that i don’t want to be here.”
  • “ i’d be down with just having an intelligent conversation.”
  • “ well… i suppose a conversation would be acceptable under the current circumstance.”
  • “ what would you like to talk about?”
  • “ i could talk about that shit all night.”
  • “ in all likelihood, even if i could, it would probably escape your comprehension.”
  • “ did s/he just insult us?”
  • “ it was not a dis, it was simply a statement of fact.”
  • “ my intelligence has been objectively measured.”
  • “ so, what, are you one of those guys who can make a bomb out of bleach and a toothpick or something?”
  • “ serious as sepsis.”
  • “ so stupid.”
  • “ i’m hoping to illustrate the opposite.”
  • “ did you just make helium out of toilet stuff?”
  • “ it’s cool. we’re good.”
  • “ hey, relax. you’re one of us.”
  • “ can you please just show me some good shit?”
  • “ i’m gonna light this candle.”
  • “ no, i mean, i’m gonna light this candle.”
  • “ i was given to understand that last night’s shinny was supposed to be a singular incident.”
  • “ i need your help.”
  • “ you aren’t afforded any… mental-health services?”
  • “ that would be wildly irresponsible.”
  • “ we’ll handle that part.”
  • “ look, i know that this is crazy, and that you barely know me.”
  • “ i can tell that you are a good person. there’s not many of those left.”
  • “ truth of the matter is i’m not good. i’m not lawful, neutral or chaotic, none of the above.”
  • “ are you saying you can’t do it?”
  • “ lack of ability is not the problem here.”
  • “ you are good, ___. you have to be.”
  • “ you kidding?”
  • “ hey, the line’s a line. what, they don’t have ’em where you come from?”
  • “ you don’t know how they work?”
  • “ which means you report directly to my ass.”
  • “ i didn’t know. we just – we get so many new faces, i didn’t…”
  • “ i don’t even know what you call this. i’m gonna call it a gremblygunk.”
  • “ where is s/he?”
  • “ i killed her/him.”
  • “ s/he ran away from me right into a mess of dead ones so, i, uh… made it quick.”
  • “ it still hurts.”
  • “ feels better with a bandage.”
  • “ i wasn’t talking about that.”
  • “ oh, we’ve all done things.”
  • “ before we got here. before we understood, we were cowards about it.”
  • “ we don’t- we don’t get to have big hearts. remember that.”
  • “ wh- what is this?”
  • “ you are gonna want to pay close attention to this.”
  • “ i – i didn’t do anything.”
  • “ i found this little souvenir tucked away in your desk.”
  • “ i don- i don’t know what that is.”
  • “ you… left the door open and let my puppy out.”
  • “ that is some weaselly shit right there.”
  • “ oh, s/he ran? you know why s/he ran?! because s/he knew i would blame her/him, which i did.”
  • “ it’s not true. __, s/he’s lying about it. i would never do it.”
  • “ why? why? why would s/he do that?”
  • “ why would s/he intentionally try to hurt you?”
  • “ so, what’s s/he gonna get out of this?”
  • “ it worked before, and it worked now.”
  • “ ain’t that right, ___?”
  • “ please, please, please! oh, jesus, don’t burn me. please! no…!”
  • “ no, no, please! no! no!”
  • “ now, you know i hate this shit.”
  • “ just tell me you did it and that you’re sorry and i won’t have to do this.”
  • “ yes– yes, i did it. all of it. i’m sorry. i’m so sorry.”
  • “ please… i’m sorry. please. i’m sorry.”
  • “ that’s all you had to say.”
  • “ i trust you, ___. never should’ve doubted ya.”
  • “ i’m sorry.”
  • “ ice cold! i love it.”
  • “ are you all right?”
  • “ better than that.”
  • “ you can call next but it might be a while.”
  • “ i did. but you can’t have ‘em.”
  • “ do not insult my intelligence.”
  • “ said pills aren’t for __, said pills are for __. that’s why you wanted two.”
  • “ didn’t s/he kill your friends?”
  • “ turnabout and all that.”
  • “ you’re replaceable to him/her. i, on the other hand, am not.”
  • “ you’re a coward.”
  • “ that is a correct assessment.”
  • “ may i come in?”
  • “ so, how you liking it here?”
  • “ are we doing right by dr. smarty-pants?”
  • “ it’s all right. i get it.”
  • “ i know how hard it can be to accept change to get on the right team.”
  • “ i need you to understand something. i do not make this invitation to anyone. and i sure as shit do not make it lightly.”
  • “ hey… hey! you don’t need to be scared anymore.”
  • “ you don’t need to be scared. you just need to answer me one question. and it’s a big one.”
  • “ hey, be careful with that.”
  • “ hey, you want to get burnt by molten metal? ‘cause that’s exactly how you get burnt by molten metal.”
  • “ you on board?”
  • “ i am. just like you.”
collab — tana mongeau.

REQUESTS ARE CLOSED / WORD COUNT: 1.4K 

“No matter what we end up doing, it has to have the coolest fucking thumbnail ever.” I muse, adjusting my light ring and looking in the viewfinder to make sure the lighting flattered both of us. Tana nodded in agreement as she leaned back on my bed, adjusting her bralette. We’d just got done filming a strip poker game for her channel. Though of course, to keep from being flagged, we stopped once we got to our underwear. 

“Totally. I was thinking we could just make out for the viewers and you could title it I KISSED TANA MONGEAU. Just to keep in theme with our raunchy and super slutty thing, you know, as the haters have told us.” She joked in answer, and I couldn’t help but laugh. I turned on the camera, letting the footage roll to keep some of our behind the scenes as bloopers or possible vlogs. 

“I think it would more than likely be my most viewed video on my channel if we did that. Let’s practice beforehand, maybe?” I teased, shooting her a playful wink. My dynamic with Tana was very flirtatious, but it never made either of us uncomfortable. We were close, and there was absolutely nothing I hadn’t seen before. 

“You’d like that, wouldn’t you?” She said, sitting up straight and looking in the viewfinder to adjust her hair and whatnot. The way she was angled, you couldn’t tell she was merely in a bralette, so neither of us bothered to put a shirt on her. As close as she was, I leaned in, lips puckering to pretend to kiss her and we both laughed when I backed out last minute. 

“Okay, ready to film?” I asked, and she nodded. I counted down with my fingers and looked at the camera, a bright smile growing on my face. 

“Hey guys, it’s me, I’m super irrelevant, what’s up. Today I have the super slutty, super trashy, worst YouTuber ever Tana Mongeau here.” I start, and look over at her to introduce herself. Suddenly, Tana picks up a very Jersey accent. 

“Hey daddy, I’m so glad I could be here today. How much am I getting paid again?” She jokes before bursting out laughing, and I groan, rolling my eyes at her while my hand swatted at her to compose herself. 

“Anyway, today we’re going to be doing a collab. If you look up on Tana’s channel there’s a strip poker challenge whatever the fuck you wanna call it type of thing, and I’ll link it down below and whatnot, but for my video, we’re going to do a super raunchy NSFW Q&A. I’ll even put a trigger warning in the title.” 

The video continued on as Tana and I answered various questions we got on our social medias, all raunchy and all having us laughing so hard that I knew this video would be far too criticized all ready for how ‘unprofessional’ we would come off. But I didn’t care. She was my best friend, one of the most genuine YouTubers I’d ever met, and this was bound to be one of my personal videos by far. 

“Okay, okay, last question.” I begin, looking at my phone for the perfect question. 

“Have you and Tana ever kissed?” I looked over at Tana with a mischievous smile, and we both leaned in, our mouths colliding in what was ultimately a sloppy joke of a kiss. We pulled away, both giggling. Finally, I spoke through my outro and waved goodbye, reminding the viewers to subscribe to Tana as well. 

“That was the worst kiss of my life.” I joked, looking back at Tana. She pretended to look offended as a hand flew to her chest and her mouth dropped open. 

“No the fuck it was not!” She screeched. I merely shrugged, and she groaned, lurching forward. My back pressed against the couch, her legs straddling my lap as our lips meant once more. This one was far less sloppy, rough with intent and enough to send a shiver down my spine. Tana’s hands cupped my face as our lips moved together while my hands eventually found her hips. 

“Was that the worst or the best?” Tana mumbled smugly against my lips, and I laughed, giving her hips a squeeze. 

“Shut the fuck up and keep kissing me.” I demand, and she does just that. Our tongues swirl together, Tana beginning to grind against me. I could feel myself growing wet as time went on, one hand moving to her hair, tugging on it and pushing her head more harshly against mine while I tilted my own head to deepen our kiss. The other hand slid up her bare skin, sliding under her bralette. I easily cupped her breasts, giving them a soft squeeze and she moaned against my mouth eagerly. 

“Take it off.” I mutter, and our kiss momentarily breaks so I can pull the bralette off her body, her boobs bouncing a little. They were large and round and her nipples were slowly hardening. I leaned my head down, taking one in my mouth while using a hand to roll the other nipple between my fingers. I watched her as I sucked on her tits, her eyes closing and moans falling out of her continuously. She grabbed my hair and tugged at it, her body arching into me. 

Eventually. I switched nipples, giving the other some attention from my mouth. They grew rock hard under my touch and I used my free hand to slip into her pants and begin to rub at her panties. She was already soaked through, and I applied a little pressure to her clit over her underwear. 

“Oh, fuck that feels good.” She moaned, throwing her head back and grinding her hips into my hand while I continued to suck on her nipples, letting them go with a pop. 

I suddenly flipped our positions, pushing her back onto the couch and climbing onto her. Hastily, I unbuttoned her jeans and pulled them down her legs, helping her kick them off her ankles and tossing that aside as well. All that was left on her gorgeous body was a pair of skimpy panties, but that would be gone soon. I pulled off my own crop top, my tits jiggling as I did so. 

“You’re so fucking sexy.” I purr, examining her in her near naked glory. She smiled coyly in return, using a finger to beckon me forward. 

“Come ride my pussy, baby.” She teased, slipping her hands into her panties and beginning to play with herself. I could see her circling motions under the fabric and the way her hips jerked, her mouth puckered as she moaned at the pleasure. 

“It’s so fucking wet for you.” She continued, looking me dead in the eye. “I want to taste both of our cum on your fucking pussy baby.” 

I bit my lip and hastily slipped my skirt off my legs, throwing them onto the growing pile of clothes. The final layer was my underwear, which I pulled off without second thought. I leaned down, adjusting my body according so my face was right over her cunt, my teeth latching onto the hem of her panties and pulling them off her legs. 

When they reached her ankles I pulled them off the rest of the way, throwing it aside and spreading her legs to get a glimpse of her tight little cunt. Cum glistened off it and my mouth watered, eagerly sitting up and setting us up into a scissoring position. 

I lowered my hips onto hers, and the feeling of her hot pussy against mine caused a moan from the both of us. I began rocking them, and every time my clit rubbed against hers the both of us let out a loud whimper of pleasure. Tana’s hips bucked against mine, and how wet we both were made it easier for things to go smoothly. 

“God, you feel so good on my pussy baby.” Tana moaned out.

“I’m so fucking close.” I groan, pressing up against her harder. With a few more sloppy thrusts, I came with a cry, my body shaking eagerly. My orgasm triggered Tana’s, and soon we were both rocking against one another, riding out our highs until we couldn’t breathe. 

I climbed off of her, leaning back on my own end of the couch and spreading my legs. 

“Why don’t you cum taste our cum, T?”

A/N: I hope you all liked this smut, it took a while to write but! 

GOT7: their s/o has an accent

I hope you don’t mind, but I generalized this to all accents because I know I’ll eventually get one for an English accent or something. Thanks for the request, anonnie! 

I live in Atlanta so I have a southern accent and I detest it. It’s really not that strong but I loathe it. I want it to leave

Mark: 

Mark would find your accent to be the most adorable thing on the planet. If you spoke English, he’d love how you said words so differently than him. If your accent ever got particularly strong on a certain word or phrase, he’d giggle and ask you to say it again and again and again, trying to imitate it and failing. He’d love to hear about where you lived and got your accent from since it was one of his favorite things about you and he would melt whenever your accent got really strong from excitement or something of the sort, smiling and laughing and just having a full-out meltdown because damn you’re so cute

Jaebum: 

Jaebum would tease you about your accent, trying to imitate it with a playful smile across his features. If your accent ever came on particularly strong for some reason, he wouldn’t hesitate to show his amusement. Truth is, he finds the accent quite attractive, loving how his name sounded when you said it. Definitely the type to ask you to repeat things just to hear the way you say them because wow, you’re hot as hell. He’d love to hear you talk in your native language, too, even if he didn’t understand a word

Jinyoung: 

Jinyoung would love your accent, but if it were ever strong to the point where he couldn’t understand you, he’d just sort of stare, dumbfounded for a second before asking you to please just text him what you were saying. Other times, he’d find it really cute, giggling softly at how you said things every now and then. He’ll definitely try to imitate it every now and then to make you laugh, but after a while, he’d get really good at the accent and would give you a run for your money. 

Jackson: 

Jackson would have a blast mocking your accent, ok, but if anyone else did it, they’d be in deep shit. He’d find your accent both hilarious and very hot, loving the way you say his name even if that’s not the impression he gives off when he imitates it a thousand times over. Totally the type to ask you to pronounce certain things just to hear how different your vowels are from his and proceed to die laughing about it. “Repeat after me, Y/N,” he’d say as he exaggerates the “correct” pronunciation of a word, dissolving into giggles when you glared at him

Youngjae: 

Youngjae would think your accent was the coolest thing ever. You’d catch him just staring at you in awe sometimes because he loves your accent so much. Every once in a while, he wouldn’t be able to stop himself from freaking out over how much he loved it. That’s not to say he’s not going to try and recreate your accent in his own voice, though, but he would hardly get a sentence out before losing his composure and cracking up. 

Bamboo: 

BamBam would have so much fun teasing you about your accent. Like, it would never stop. The boys, too, would be forced to deal with him imitating the way you talk because he just has to mock you whenever he tells a story about of. What else would he do? It would definitely ruin some really romantic moments, like when you told him you loved him, because he’d say it back in your accent. He wouldn’t hide the fact that he thought it was really hot, though, and would remind you of this every once in a while when you were ordering coffee or something random like that

Yugyeom: 

Yugyeom would have a blast poking fun at your accent. He would die of laughter when you said something in a way he thought was weird, but he’d also get really awestruck sometimes just listening to you speak because everything sounds so cool when you say it. This would be one of his favorite things about you, actually, because he’d never tire of listening to you talk even if he didn’t care for the subject matter. I see him giving you a gift out of the blue just to thank you for having an accent because he loves it that much what a dork 

anonymous asked:

Yay, new post! English is my second language, and your blog is excellent for me to learn new words and idioms... as I'm WONT to do (wont is my word of the day). Oh, right, I'm supposed to ask something... er... Do you know you are awesomely funny? :P - Mariel, your fan from Argentina.

That’s actually the coolest thing ever!!! I’m so glad that I can help!! Be warned though not all of the phrases I use are SUPER common because I’m just extra like that, so things like “wont”, while totally correct and honestly hugely underrated, aren’t necessarily commonplace in conversational English!!

I didn’t have any adolescent or early childhood shame around my sexuality but that’s only because I successfully repressed it in order to deal with other things- abuse, emotional issues including suicidal ideation resulting from that, intense social issues and inability to connect with other people- so I think it was a survival mechanism really. But as a kid of course my sexuality was there- I had crushes on other girls that I was unable to understand as crushes until later, everyone knew before I did, etc- and there was always this certain kind of masculinity I really revered and I couldn’t name myself as even really a tomboy then although I was always into action figures and fishing and asked to be allowed to wear just boys clothing eventually.

And most of all there were certain items I thought were the coolest thing, and even though my father left when I was too young to be really hurt by it and I met my stepdad, I was never that close to my dad (stepdad) but when father’s day rolled around there were trinkets I’d see in little catalogues that I thought were the coolest thing and I buried it by thinking I wanted to buy these for him. A poker set, ties, shaped ice cube sets, and I had a really strong attachment to the concept, on some level, or growing up to be the kind of man who carried a flask. And what brings this up is I saw a flask in the store yesterday while on the phone with my girlfriend and it brought up all these old feelings I had almost forgotten, of who I wanted to be when I was growing up, and now of course I very rarely even drink and don’t like flasks that much anyway. But what the flask meant to me was so powerful in terms of potential to make myself. And having done the work of getting through all those emotional issues and now being a very happy adult with a life I enjoy living and a sexuality I am proud of, it is just amazing to me that I get to be who I want, and can now decide whether or not I want to carry a flask. There’s something powerful there that I don’t have the time or energy to sketch out now but I’m so glad that I grew to be the kind of woman I am now.

Antisepticeye

So I said it in the vlog earlier but seriously, thank you all so much for being the coolest, most dedicated community around. You’re all so engaged and got so incredibly involved and invested in this whole antisepticeye thing that it went way beyond my expectations. I mean I had hoped people would get involved the way they did but not to the level it has become. It’s completely blown me away and I’m so incredibly proud and honoured to be part of this community. 

There is so much fanart relating to Antisepticeye, so many theories and discussions, people taking on their own “Dark forms” and just overall discussion that I can’t possibly get to all of it and I’m sorry for that. I really wish I could because and I will try my best, I adore reading all the stuff people had to say about it. I really mean it when I say I sat here refreshing constantly to see what people were saying and the references they caught. It’s been amazing. 

The biggest part of all this that I love though is how everyone came together. The community banded together and enjoyed something and had fun. You were all so encouraging and interactive with each other trying to figure it all out and it made me so incredibly happy to see. I’m very proud of you all.

So I’ll say it again, THANK YOU! For being part of this, helping create it in the first place, letting me take a character you all made and incorporate it into the channel and allowing me to do stuff like this and just have fun. It was one of the coolest things I’ve ever done on youtube and I had an absolute blast all month with it :)

No police got any work done for a solid ten years of film unless there was sax music in the background. The sax music starts almost right away in Beverly Hills Cop. And it never ends in the Lethal Weapon series. Also 48 Hours. Also Tango & Cash. Also K-9. Also Turner & Hooch. There’s just a buttload of sax going on and how could there not be? Remember that sax player from The Lost Boys, which I know isn’t a cop movie but more than adequately displays the sheer animal magnetism of the mighty sax with that slimy fellow? Just on stage buttfucking that saxophone in the moonlight while crowds of onlookers feel their gonads swell. That guy cemented sax as the coolest thing since someone sliced bread while a greasy, shirtless man buttfucked a sax in the background. Know what happens if you add a little ham and spicy mustard to that equation? Greasy Sax Buttfuck And Ham Sandwich. Delicious.

Contrast that with any cop movie in the last decade. Ride Along is heavy on bass and drums, not a damn sax chord to be heard though it does open with some Busta Rhymes about which I can’t complain at all, because if I could get Busta Rhymes to just follow me and narrate my day, I’d be a pretty happy guy. I’d also do way more stuff that involves me strutting. Cop Out, The Heat, 21 Jump Street, Let’s Be Cops; if any of them are using saxophones, they’re keeping that shit super subtle.

Some have argued that this is just a change in the musical landscape. Huey Lewis was awfully popular in the ‘80s, you don’t hear him anymore do you? To that I say, shut up.

4 Ways Modern Filmmaking Has Destroyed Buddy Cop Films

Among the Stars

Summary: Phil plans a trip to the art and science museum because Dan loves art museums and Phil loves seeing the wonder in Dan’s eyes.

Word Count: 1k

Warnings: idk there’s like one swear but this is literally just fluff so :)

A/N: This is just a quick little thing because I have feelings!! about!! this art!! exhibit!! I saw it when it was in California still and it is literally the coolest art exhibit I’ve ever seen so I wanted to write smth about it :)


Phil had never really been the biggest fan of art museums.  Sure, most of them were pretty cool, but after a couple of rooms it was hard to keep moving so slowly and read all the placards like you were supposed to.  And that wasn’t even mentioning modern art museums.  Phil swore that once he saw an empty white canvas and the artist’s statement about it was that they wanted to focus on the presentation instead of the art itself.  What the fuck.

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Why did I think kingfishers are drab???? They’re so pretty??? I was gonna use goldfinches or orioles until i saw????

But AU where all SOLDIERs have wings and they’re not just black and white:

  • They were at first but then something fixed the degradation/reunion/hojo-fuckery
  • (might be a time travel au idk)
  • A lot of them still are b+w, especially the ones who had a wing before deus ex machina
  • but now they have sets and they’re actual wingy wings
  • looking at you, monstrosity on genesis’ back
  • which is still dark but now Genesis has iridescence like a glossy ibis
  • Angeal’s basically the same but he’s got two sets. so. that’s his thing i guess
  • Sephiroth is still mostly black but he’s speckled white now like a starling
  • and Zack can have wings now! … something bright. I wrote down purple gallinules but the image search doesn’t match memory
  • he could have some nice white fluffy wings too though. he’d like that
  • wings tend to look like actual animal’s wings
  • bat and dragon and bug wings are totally A Thing
    • the guy with the dragon wings keeps breaking things with them it’s really frustrating
    • but not as much as the two moths
  • they usually mean something- even if it’s just your favorite bird as a child
  • and as with most things SOLDIERs get competitive
  • who’s fastest strongest prettiest coolest best at shooting things in flight whatever
  • (cloud is voted prettiest wings several years running. he’s reluctantly pleased)
  • (dragon guy and some sea bird people trade for coolest)
  • I don’t know where I’m going with this