this is just supposed to be funny

anonymous asked:

wait i dont quite get L's tweet. we know that she cropped both N&C to not shade C but why the caption about Virginia but its not really abt Virginia? has anyone analysed this? and with her recent snapchat of "where are we going?" which is a famous ot5 moment before. why is she bringing all these past references? it's driving us slowly INSANE.

I found that weird too. But I have two hypothesis:

One, she’s just trying to be funny, like a weird kind of joke. Like since they just performed in Virginia (I assume), then she’s supposed to post a pic of them in Virginia, but instead, she posted that tb picture that’s totally unrelated to Virginia. So she joked about it not being related.

Which brings me to my second angle: why did she all of a sudden post an old ot5 pic (albeit, cropped)? My theory is, MAYBE, she misses that moment when the pic was taken. Maybe that was a fun ot5 moment. Or memorable stuff happened then. Of course she couldn’t post an ot5 pic, for reasons we don’t really know.

That “where are we going” vid was too similar to Camila’s vine , and yeah it made me think for a few seconds that Lauren was being a bit nostalgic, and a momentary hope washed over me, that maybe, hopefully, they’re patching things up now or idk?

I saw a post somewhere that says Camila made a new playlist and there’s a song that says “I want you back… I’m ready for both of us now… Blah blah”, BUT IM NOT SURE IF THAT IS VERIFIED. I checked Camila’s playlists, I didn’t see it.

BUT, I’d rather not dwell on this or over analyze it. Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar lol. Waiting for things to unfold is more fun 😂🌚

soldier 76 is supposed to be a gateway hero for people used to COD, and let me just crack a funny joke here, a funny console joke, because his normal shooting is reminiscent of PC shooters.. and his ult is him shooting ,except on a console! Get it! Get it!

TalesFromThePizzaGuy: Messed up on 40 pizzas today

So with it being graduation season, we’re getting large orders. My driver takes an order for 52 pizzas to be delivered today. 40 of them were supposed to be pepperoni, but she must have forgotten to hit the button for pepperoni. So we just delivered 40 cheese pizzas and now they’re pissed. I can’t even think I’m so furious right now.

By: Vyrima

anonymous asked:

😊 Guardians of the Galaxy :)

well, it’s supposed to be an emoji and a pairing, but I’ll whip something with these cuties up :)


“Okay, what’s the joke?” 

Snickers. All. Damn. Day. Long. That’s all Peter endured all day long from every member of his ship. Just constant giggles whenever he’d pass by someone. And he finally confronted his friends with arms crossed over his chest to show that he meant business and not that he was a sensitive baby who felt excluded for not being in on the joke.

“Wh-What’re you talking about, Quill?” Rocket didn’t try to hide his snigger.

Peter narrowed his eyes when even Gamora bit on her lip to keep from laughing, a smile still inching its way through.

“Y-Youhu’re looking kinda constipated there, you okay?” Rocket teased again, making Star-Lord’s face scrunch up even more. Of course, this remark combined with Peter’s look made the ever subtle Drax burst out laughing.

Peter rolled his eyes and walked up to Rocket, looking down at him, “Ugh! What is so funny to all of you!?”

“I am Groot,” the colossal tree man was even smiling with his bark-for-teeth. 

Rocket finally decided to end the game, “Pehete, have you looked in a mirror today?” 

Peter, without a moment’s hesitation, ran to the nearest slightly cracked broken reflective metal from his ship that he could find. He picked it off the ground, staring at himself, and his eyes widened.

“Oh, dude!” 

And laughter chorused from the group as they watched Peter fruitlessly try to rub and scratch the neon pink dye from his hair. 

Fatphobia runs deeper than conventional beauty standards and what clothes we “can and cant” wear.

Fatphobia is so internalized and we’re so aware of that. Me and any of my friends that are also bigger can’t even eat around people because of the looks and the judgements we’re scared we’ll get from people. 

Hell I can’t even go out in public, i can’t dance, I can’t hang out with my friends, I feel like I can’t do anything without being some sort of laughing stock. 

because somepoint, in my life, ive seen a video or soemthing of a fat person doing something that’s just a normal part of life as something that’s funny, that if i were to do some silly every day thing, it’s funny specifically because I’m fat.

so yeah. you can reblog your “fat is beautiful uwu” posts and then turn around and reblog a post thats supposed to be funny because a fat person is eating weird, dancing, or just having fun because you think its funny that their fat even though you wont admit thats the reason. 

thanks

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Happy Birthday, Jack.

Sorry it took so long, but the above requests (from 2 anons and @super-magical-wizard, @boopymooplier and @antiisepticeye) all seemed like a good plot for a short comic, so I thought why not. Sorry this is late, but happy birthday @therealjacksepticeye :) I hope you and @wiishu had a great time <3

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I decided to draw this thing based off of a bigger idea I had when the PPG reboot started using memes (so like… right from the beginning). Kids HATE memes/fads when adults or corporations who have no clue what they’re doing or why it was supposed to be cool or funny in the first place use them. ‘Cause then they just suck out your life essence and make you wanna die. So… clearly they should be used as a tool of evil! To destroy children! And what better lame-o to use a tool like that than THIS chimpy lame-o!

Anyway… enjoy/be terrified!

Great Horror Movies you Probably Haven’t Seen

There are a ton of well known horror movies out there that get all the credit, however, there are also a slew of horror movies that barely get any recognition and are just as, if not more, compelling than those that are well known. Here’s a list of horror movies that I think are worth a watch. 


1. Vacancy

A Man and his Wife are traveling and their car breaks down. After being forced to rent a cheap motel room with crappy slasher movies, they soon realize that those movies aren’t movies at all.

2. Hush

A deaf woman lives alone in the woods to maintain a solitary lifestyle. Though when a killer shows up at her window, she has to fight to maintain that silence.

3. The Caller

After Mary moves into her new apartment, she begins to get calls from a strange old woman who seems to be confused about the last occupant no longer being there. Though, as a Mary soon finds out, this isn’t just a confused old woman.

4. Husk

A group of young adults get lost in the middle of farm country during their road trip. Attempting to find a way back to civilization, they decide to venture into the cornfields to try and find the farmer that owns and tends to the land. Little do they know, the owner isn’t exactly human.

5. Nothing Left to Fear

A Pastor and his family move to a small Kansas town in search of a fresh start. Though, little do they know, the religious folk there aren’t exactly your typical Christians.

6. The Tunnel

A Journalist’s career is on its last leg and she needs a powerful story to pull her out of the gutter. After a clean water initiative to take water from abandoned train tunnels underground, proposed by a political party during the election cycle, all but disappears from the papers overnight, her and her film crew go to investigate why.

7. Funny Games

After arriving at their lake house, a family trying to have a nice vacation is held hostage by two sadistic boys who make them play increasingly disturbing games. 

8. The Midnight Meat Train

A photographer in New York City is struggling to get the recognition he desires until his friend introduces him to an art gallery owner. After showing the gallery owner his pictures, she insists that if he wants to be recognized his pictures of what New York City is truly like need to be more shocking and provoking. Taking her advice, he hits the streets late at night and captures a picture of something he wasn’t supposed to.

9. Pathology

Have you ever wondered how someone would go about committing the perfect murder? So have a group of up and coming doctors who use their medical expertise to play a rather disturbing game of “Guess Who?”

10. The Borderlands

A group of Vatican miracle investigators go to investigate yet another supposed miracle. Little do they know, this isn’t just another routine debunking expedition.  

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Chris Evans Debuts Trailer for New Movie DENNIS

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Day 3! An AU

Well I present to you Underfluff, an au where everyone seem like they’re going to kill you but they’re actually just big overcooked cinnamon rolls

sans uses big floof hug……. it’s supereffective

Suppose there was a species that was very peaceful, very good at diplomacy and just generally very nice— but they also happened to look really terrifying to humans. Sort of an opposite to that ‘humans are cute space orcs’ thing— species X is perfectly friendly, but just happens to look like they walked out of a human horror movie.

We don’t blame them for it, it’s not their fault (and we’re slightly too afraid to talk to them about it anyway) we just quietly avoid ships where they are stationed and stay away from areas where they live and, over time, it just becomes accepted that, for whatever reason, you don’t put humans and species X together. Captains turn down human applicants if they’ve got a member of species X on their crew and visa versa. They barely notice that they’re doing it, it’s just how things are done.

Then one day a human crewed ship breaks down in species X space so that one of their ships picks up the distress signal. Being such lovely people, they offer to help and the humans can’t think of a good enough excuse to refuse.

The repairs take about a week and, the whole time, the species X crew members are loving the human ship. It’s so spacious, you barely even see other crew members! (They don’t realise that all the humans are constantly ducking out the way whenever they see them coming.)

The humans, meanwhile, just spend the entire week in Hell. The species X crew members like to take shortcuts through the ventilation shafts, so you can constantly hear them skittering around above your head; the ship is full of this low key but very distinctive smell— rotting meat, the smell of death (apparently they give it off when they’re happy); half the crew have goosebumps, despite the temperature controls working perfectly.

The ones working in the engine room directly alongside the species X crew have it hardest though, they can’t run away— and it’s very hard to relax and do your job when, suddenly, you hear this noise above your head and a hairless, milk white creature with no eyes and a huge mouth filled with razor sharp teeth and long gangling limbs with fingers and toes that look human but like they’ve been stretched, leaps silently with catlike grace from the rafters, lands right next to you, flicks out a forked tongue, holds out a long taloned hand and asks “can I borrow your spanner?”

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i know tHiS probably looks rushed and cruSty aSF but i juSt thought it would be fuNNy if this was how (my poorly drawn) Zenyatta found out Genji was dating Mercy ;-))) 

 so you can probably tell how lazy i drew Zenyatta’s floating tennis balls 

 also it was suppose to be cyborg ninja Genji but i just really like drawing Sparrow Genji hope u don’t mind :-)))<3 

 yo Mercy lookin thi c c ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

 the beach theme wasn’t an excuse to draw Mercy in a bikini i don’t know what you’re talking about

WTFFFFFF GUYS I was so sleepy and ready to go to bed and this photo just woke me uppppp

Shiro’s arch nemesis is a powerful magic user of higher status (possibly royalty) 

who walks around in a disguise to hide her lineage.

the witch likes to experiment with her magic and is also something of a mad scientist. she keeps sending emissaries out to kill team voltron until she gets fed up and decides to do something herself. 

when shiro crashes back to earth hes got snow white hair. the garrison captures and sedates him, but he gets rescued by a space knight while still unconscious

and they ride off into the sunset/sunrise on his horse cool hoverbike 

so anyway wheres my snow white sheith au is what im saying