this is just really funny ok

the inclusionists are like popping champagne bottles about DiP and screaming about how funny this is and blaming us like??? as if a lot of us weren’t also hurt by her? lmao like i personally wasn’t close with her but i know a lot of people were and she did a lot of things that were harmful to ALL of us, not just the inclusionist side

it’s kind of just. really transparent lol like ok wow three whole people on our side were nasty liars who hurt people - and we immediately turned our backs on them as soon as the truth came out. before you decide to try to make a statement about all of us based on those three people, let’s count all of the homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic, racist, or otherwise disgusting people on the inclusionist side who don’t even try to hide it! meanwhile you’re all like “stop drawing conclusions about all of ace tumblr from a few bad people !!!!”

anyway the inclusionists as usual can shut the fuck up and stop acting like hypocrites lol and again to anyone who DiP hurt, i’m sorry and you don’t deserve to have your trust broken in that way by people who are supposed to be supporting you.

also (@courteousmingler especially) if you’re not jewish stop bringing up her comments about zionism lmao she didn’t just blatantly ask for “millions of jews to be put to death” like. i am not defending anything she did but this is not something you should be speaking on!!!!!

-s

anonymous asked:

Lmao this is going to be really weird but i loove your art style it's amazing!! and i have this weird question but how do you say sugar daddy in russian like is there a slang word or do you just say smth like сахаром рара im really sorry for asking this😂😂

Aw, thank you ^__^

Ahaha, that’s a funny question! OK-OK, literally it’s “сахарный папочка”, but we say “папик” (a scornful ver. of “daddy”) instead. No worries - it amused me;)

anonymous asked:

So my hope/imagination says jacksons happier and got his zest back bc jackbum get to share a hotel room in usa with soundproof walls so hes had a few quality nights with bae jb😋😏😆. (Lets ignore the fact js usually shares with bambam oseas and go with my theory👌)the spring is back in his step, the smile, he is hugging jb & face holding, staring while looking ready to kiss him (again).jb pats js back :there there just wait til later on ok, stop for now. Jb cant hide his happiness tho after🤑

they are really lowkey nowadays, besides that moment that made me scream like a crazy. I found funny how they are being lowkey but it’s really obvious lmao. Both can’t hide anything (and yass, I”m going with your imagination of the “hotel room in usa with soundproof walls)

Ok, I’ve just read about how some people are leaving the LazyTown fandom because it’s starting to be seen as an ‘old meme’ and that Stefán Karl has become irrelevant and I had to write down my thoughts because I’m really upset by this.

I basically understand if you were just a ‘casual’ fan, here for the memes and a funny quote or two, but if you want to leave the fandom do so respectively, for fucks sake. Stefán is a real human being with an immense sense of kindness and appreciation for his fans. Don’t you fucking dare treat him like a fad that you can cast aside or mock as being irrelevant or boring or most disgusting of all, not important anymore. The man is battling cancer. That’s what was so wonderful and inspiring about the We Are Number One memes, that it was spread and built upon an overwhelming desire to help him and bring awareness to his plight. Now, the idea that some people think that that’s no longer important, that he’s no longer important and should stop posting things and being a presence online ….. leaves me absolutely speechless…..and heartbroken. I’m literally shaking with emotion as I type this.

I’ve written a bit but sorry not sorry, if you mock Stefán or write vitriolic comments about him and his supposed irrelevance, especially on his own posts, I will personally come at you with the burning force of five thousand suns.

What’s funny about Damian and Jon age difference is that Damian is 13 & Jon is 10 and it’s cannon that Damian completed his first assassination mission when he was only 3, which mean he has killed someone before Jon was even born, you can’ tell me Damian would not use that as an excuse to be the one to call the shots.

“Kid just follow my orders I have been doing this before you were even born!”

“Quit over-exaggerating! we are almost the same age-”  

“No you don’t understand, I have LITERALLY been doing this before you were born”

“I’m not Barack Obama. I’m not Bill Clinton. Both of them carry themselves with a naturalness that is very appealing to audiences. But I’m married to one and I’ve worked for the other, so I know how hard they work at being natural. It’s not something they just dial in. They work and they practice what they’re going to say. It’s not that they’re trying to be somebody else. But it’s hard work to present yourself in the best possible way. You have to communicate in a way that people say: ‘OK, I get her.’ And that can be more difficult for a woman. Because who are your models? If you want to run for the Senate, or run for the Presidency, most of your role models are going to be men. And what works for them won’t work for you. Women are seen through a different lens. It’s not bad. It’s just a fact. It’s really quite funny. I’ll go to these events and there will be men speaking before me, and they’ll be pounding the message, and screaming about how we need to win the election. And people will love it. And I want to do the same thing. Because I care about this stuff. But I’ve learned that I can’t be quite so passionate in my presentation. I love to wave my arms, but apparently that’s a little bit scary to people. And I can’t yell too much. It comes across as ‘too loud’ or ‘too shrill’ or ‘too this’ or ‘too that.’ Which is funny, because I’m always convinced that the people in the front row are loving it.”

anonymous asked:

Lol Keith would want to kick prince lotor into the next galaxy what a nerd

yes lmaoo some of these were on the tags of my post but its would be so funny bc 

  • shiro would be like ok keith ur not obvious at all buddy
  • and hunk and pidge would just sit there and watch the whole thing unravel 
  • lance, bless his poor heart, would be so oblivious like?? maybe prince lotor is just a really nice dude 
  • but then prince lotor obviously hits on him and he would be so flustered bc hes the one normally doing the flirting not being hit on 
  • but keith wouldnt like prince lotor one bit but “no its not because im jealous, pidge, he’s just shady" 
  • ok keith your gay is showing 
  • honestly lance really thinks Keith just doesnt like prince lotor bc prince lotor would say things like "lance, the best paladin” and ofc “you’re just mad because he thinks im better than you, keith”
  • allura would be so amused 
  • CORAN WOULD BE A PROUD GAY UNCLE
Sofa Time

Originally posted by your-harry-potter-imagines

Request:  Hey Mia! Could you do an imagine where the reader is insecure about herself because she has acne and some really bad scars and stuff. So she doubts why Newt would date her and say that he is in love with her and she starts crying. Then Newt finds her in that state and he feels heartbroken and comforts the reader and just PURE FLUFFFFF

I thought it would be funny if reader lived in the case with newt and one day Jacob queenie and Tina went in with newt and when they saw her sleeping on the couch it scared them and newt had to explain ur His long time friend since childhood, research partner, and help him with the beasts. and he turns a little pink so queenie reads his thought and hears how much he likes her and a really fluff ending where they kiss? It’s ok if your full of requests! Cute newt imagines btw!!

Could you please do an imagine of Newt telling reader how he feels about her? Basically telling each other their true feelings and lots of fluff. <3

Can you please write a reader insert with the prompt: I’m flirting with you; where Newt Scamander is trying to confess his feelings to the reader? But he’s just really bad and awkward and cute about it? It’d be amazing Thank you~

Notes: I didn’t get all your requests to a tee but I tried my best. I had an idea and went with it. Plus I have like 50 requests so I’ve been trying to link some that are similar or I have ideas on how to link them. I hope you enjoy nonetheless!

You had been travelling with Newt sine you graduated from Hogwarts. You were about five years younger than him but it was only five years and neither of you minded. You were helping him manage all the creatures that he had. Newt had been on quite the adventure, you hadn’t really noticed because you were down in the case, but when he came down to let you know what was going on, you were thrilled. Tired though, so you curled up on a sofa and tried to get some sleep. You hadn’t gotten much sleep in the past few days and then Newt being involved in so much action had you very worried. You see, in the long two years you had been travelling with Newt, you’d developed a huge crush on Newt. However, you thought because you had really bad acne that you didn’t deserve Newt. Thankfully you had some powder that you used to cover it up. You’d taken it all off now though, Newt had seen you many times without makeup and when you asked him, he said he didn’t even notice. You were sceptical but decided to leave it. You had finally managed to get comfortable enough to fall in to a deep slumber, and you were very proud of the fact that you never snored. You were laying, very peaceful, an extremely heavy sleeper.

Newt had brought Tina, Queenie and Jacob down in to the case. He trusted that you kept the place neat and tidy, like you always did. When he brought everyone in to the cottage part he saw you sleeping peacefully on the sofa, he smiled.

“Uh Newt? I think you may have an unwanted guest on your couch.” Tina said nervously.

“Y/N? N-no, she’s my um p-partner.” Newt stammered out.

“Oh sweetie! You want to be more! She does too honey, don’t worry.” Queenie said happily. Newt thought he heard a little sigh from Tina but didn’t dwell on it. Queenie had just told him that you felt the same about him. He was beside himself with joy but just didn’t want to show it.

“Shush, don’t wake her. She has been working far too hard.” Newt stressed, waving his arms for effect. Which did nothing, as you stirred.

“Newt?” You said groggily, rubbing your eyes.

“Y/N, I’m sorry to ambush you like this but I’ve brought a few friends down.” Newt said softly.

“No that’s fine, I’m Y/N.” You said smiling at everyone. They smiled back.

“Honey your skin! It’s beautiful!” Queenie gushed rushing over to you. You blushed.

“It has-”

“A few blemishes, but other than that it’s wonderful!” Queenie said smiling. She could see how you felt about your skin but she saw something beautiful.

“Thank you.” You said, smiling. She nodded.

“Anyway, I think Newt has something to say to you!” She said excitedly, pushing everyone else out of the room.

“Well, this is interesting isn’t it?” You asked awkwardly. He nodded.

“So um, there’s been something I’ve b-been wanting you to tell me. I mean me tell me. I mean you. I want to tell you something. A-after spending so much time with myself, I mean yourself, I have been ending, starting I mean, to develop some f-feelings f-for me. You. I have taken quite a fancy to me. You. A fancy for you.” Newt bumbled, making you smile.

“Well that’s a good job isn’t it? Because I’ve developed some feelings for you too.” You replied shyly. “I thought I didn’t deserve you because of my skin.” You rambled nervously.

“Don’t be ridiculous. It’s absolutely beautiful.” Newt said. You stepped towards him and grabbed his hands. He looked down at them.

“Eyes are up here.” You whispered, smiling. He looked up at you. You leaned in slowly. Newt wanted to be a gentleman and go slow but the moment he’d been waiting for, for so long was right here. He smashed his face on yours. “Ouch!” You said rubbing your nose, laughing softly. You took his cheeks in your hands, “Like this.” You said, pressing your lips together softly. Newt moved his lips on yours and you wrapped your arms around his neck and he pulled you impossibly closer. You heard the shuffling of feet and a few,

“Oh no leave right now.”

But you were too wrapped up in the moment to care. You and Newt were sharing such a pure moment of bliss, you didn’t care who saw.  

Just some little sketchy gift for @keiid bday cause I know you love this bae very much ( am I right BTW??)

STAY AWESOME!

it’s great that we have plot-driven cartoons that can deliver on comedy and character development. it really is. 

but did you know…. not all cartoons have to be like that in order to be something GOOD??

there are some shows for kids that exist just to be funny and goofy the majority of the time. and that’s okay. kids can understand complex things, but they also need things to make them laugh and not think as hard. stop the pretentious attitude that silly cartoons are somehow less important 

idk if it’s been affirming to anyone else, but the fact that thomas sanders, one of the biggest (and actually funny) viners of all time is making vines that are increasingly more and more bisexual…idk i really love the representation and any time i see one of his vines about being bi/gay/pan or one where he refers to people with gender neutral pronouns on my dash with thousands of notes i just get so happy.

How BTS would react when they find out their sister is dating someone in Got7

Jin: “Oh ok, I don’t have a problem with that, I would just have to have a man to man talk with him.” he would say when he found out that you had a new boyfriend, who happened to be Bambam.

Originally posted by eatjin

Suga: “No! No! No! No!” he would say immediately, not because it was Jinyoung but because he didn’t want his baby sister dating anyone.

Originally posted by yoonkooks

Rap Monster: “Jackson? Really? Well ok then” he would say with a laugh, finding the idea funny since Jackson was his friend. 

Originally posted by taestylips

J Hope: "Really? The maknae?” Hoseok would say in shock. He wouldn’t have a problem with it he would just be shocked.

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

Jimin: “Are you sure about Jaebum? You know it is very hard to date someone in a band when they are so famous right?” he would ask. He wouldn’t be angry or disappointed just worried about you.

Originally posted by sugaglos

V: "Really!  So Mark and I are going to be brother in laws?!” he would ask looking more excited about the relationship than you were.

Originally posted by jeonthegreat

Jungkook: “Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! You’re dating?” he would ask looking at you incredulously. He wasn’t only shocked that you were dating Youngjae but that you, his baby sister, was dating at all.

Originally posted by sugutie

Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Word Count: 1188

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Warnings: FLUFF 

Request: Hi could you do a song preference using Baby it’s Cold Outside with reader x peter?

Authors Note: Ok so funny story I was actually planning on writing this but once I saw your ask I knew it was fate. I guess great minds think alike ;) Anyway I hope you like it!

Masterlist


I really can’t stay (Baby it’s cold outside)

I’ve got to go away (Baby it’s cold outside)

This evening has been (Been hoping that you’d drop in)

So very nice (I’ll hold your hands, they’re just like ice)

“Peter I should really be going,” you said still laying on your boyfriend’s chest.

“No, stay,” Your boyfriend whined as you started to get up.

Grabbing your things, you began to walk out of Peter’s room before you felt a pair of arms wrap around your waist. Stopping in your place, you laughed as your boyfriend buried his head in the crook of your neck.

“Peter,” you giggled as he tightened his grip on you, “It’s late.”

“But (Y/N) I don’t want you to leave,” he mumbled into your neck.

“It’s getting late Pete,” You said gesturing to the time.

“Too bad.”

Rolling your eyes, Peter turned you around to face him before placing his lips on yours. Even after dating your boyfriend for so long Peter still knew how to make you feel weak in the knees. Putting your hands on his face, your boyfriend broke the kiss only to grab your hands quickly.

“Your hands are freezing, they’re like ice cubes,” he said trying to warm your hands up.

“Ice cubes?” You laughed as you pulled him in for another kiss.

My mother will start to worry (Beautiful, what’s your hurry?)

Father will be pacing the floor (Listen to the fireplace roar)

So really I’d better scurry (Beautiful, please don’t hurry)

“My mom is going to start worrying soon,” You mumbled against Peter’s lips while breaking the kiss.

“You’re in a hurry,” Peter laughed.

“Well, when your father will literally leave a dent in the floor from pacing you would hurry.”

“Babe-”

“I need to go Peter.”

Just as you began to leave again, your boyfriend grabbed you by the waist and threw you onto the bed. Laughing as you hit the bed, Peter hovered above you as you stuck your tongue out at him.  

“You’re so beautiful,” he whispered as your face went red.

“Right back at ya handsome,” You winked.

I’ve got to get home (Oh, baby, you’ll freeze out there)

Say, lend me your coat (It’s up to your knees out there)

Turning your head over to the window you noticed that it was actually snowing. Sitting up on the bed, you gave Peter a quick kiss and tried to get off his bed. Once again Peter grabbed onto you tightly and showed no signs of stopping.

“I’ve got to get home before it gets bad,” You said.

“Babe you’ll freeze out there,” Peter said pointing to your hoodie that you brought.

“Ok, I can’t predict the weather Spidey. Now if you’re so worried about me freezing I’ll just borrow one of your coats.”

“But,” Peter began to say before walking over to the window, “the snow is up to people’s knees.”

“Really?” You asked as you peeked outside of the window. “Babe it’s just a few inches stop lying.”

“(Y/N) I don’t want you to get a cold, or slip and fall, or-”

“Peter,” You said shaking your boyfriend. “I live ten minutes away I’ll survive.”

There’s bound to be talk tomorrow (Think of my lifelong sorrow)

At least there will be plenty implied (If you caught pneumonia and died)

“Nope you’re staying and I’ll text your mom,” Peter said while grabbing your phone.

“I’m going to see you tomorrow,” You said trying to grab your phone.

Then just ask you were about to grab your phone Peter shot his web shooter at the ceiling. As he stood there upside down you groaned in annoyance.

“Parker,” You grumbled, “Give me back my damn phone.”

“Hold on I’m still texting your mom,” he began as he typed away, “I’m trying to convince her that you could get Pneumonia and in some cases die. So it would be best for you to stay here for the night.”

“Are you trying to give my mom a heart attacked!” You yelled as your boyfriend just chuckled.

“I’ve met your mother she’ll be fine.”

Soon enough, Peter came down from the ceiling and handed you your phone. Taking your phone out of his hands you huffed with annoyance. Turning away from your boyfriend, you felt him grabbing your waist and pulling you closer for the hundredth time tonight.

“Is someone mad at me?” He teased.

“Yes,” You huffed.

“Well I did it out of love because if that actually happened I don’t know what I would do without you,” he said as you turned to face him.

“Peter you won’t lose me that easy,” You said as your eyes soften before burying your face into his neck.  

“God I love you,” he whispered before kissing your head.

Before you could say anything, your phone buzzed from a text from your mom. Picking it up and reading it, you gasped in surprised that your boyfriend’s scheme actually worked.

“Holy shit she actually agreed with you.”

“Wait really?” Peter asked with excitement growing in his voice.

“Yes,” You chuckled before showing him the text.

Letting out a cheer, your boyfriend tackled you into a hug. In the process of him doing this, however, Peter misjudged where is bed ended and fell off while taking you with him. Once you two hit the floor, giggles filled the room as clutched your stomach.

“Are you two ok in there,” Aunt May said popping her head in.

“Yeah just took a tumble there,” I laughed as Peter sat up.

“May (Y/N) can stay over, right? It’s snowing and her mom said it’s fine,” You boyfriend asked.

“It’s fine with me but you two better not have sex,” Aunt May joked as Peter’s mouth fell open.

“May!” He yelled as she laughed leaving the room.

Oh, baby, it’s cold outside

Oh, baby, it’s cold outside

“I-I’m sorry about that,” Peter said as you continued laughing.

“No it’s ok at least I stay over now. Is the Spider-Baby happy now?”

“Oh ha ha,” he said rolling his eyes.

Standing up, Peter helped you up before the two of you sat back down on the bed. Yawning you rested your head against his chest as your boyfriend laughed

“Oh come on Spider-Baby is good one,” You mumbled.

“Someone’s sleepy,” Peter said as you nodded.

“I’m also cold,” you added.

“Well baby it’s cold outside,” Peter began as you looked up at him with puppy eyes. “You want to wear one of my sweatshirts don’t you?”

“Yes, please.”

“I’m not going to get this back am I?” Your boyfriend asked as he handed you a sweatshirt.

Nodding your head yes, you rubbed the sleep out of your eyes as Peter turned off the lights. Yawning once more, you got under the covers and made yourself comfortable.

“You better not hog the blankets,” Peter said getting into bed next to you.

“No promises,” You laughed before snuggling into his chest.

As Peter played with your hair, you felt your eyes grow heavy. Smiling to yourself you closed your eyes and finally let sleep take over you.


Tag List

@theflameofdeath @winteriscomingidjits

@jaderbugz @queenmira29

@princessmarvelcu @that-sokovian-bastard

@love-allthingsmarvel  @satanandblade

If anyone wants to be tagged just ask! 

Magnus was like the best person to talk about this though? He doesn’t turn into negatives things that don’t need to be. He takes the truth as it is, no prejudices. Objectively, someone walking around naked is funny, so why not laugh about it? Even’s ex said Even didn’t have really feelings for Isak, well of course she did, she is his ex.

It’s not that he’s naive. To Magnus things are only complicated if you make them. He just explains Isak how it is. Even is bipolar, ok, but Even’s feelings are still valid. You can’t trust Sonja. You can’t trust his bipolarity. But you can trust Even! The only one who can feel Even’s feelings is Even.

Ok Hannibal s2 #moments:

  • Viewer Discretion Advised ITS TOO LATE the diabetes mushroom killer was episode TWO of the first season. the goddamn audacity
  • opening with the jack/Hannibal fight scene from the finale…did i mention we as mortals didnt deserve this show
  • Bedelia knowing. all the time. god i love Gillian
  • “well in that case youre dining with a psychopathic murderer fredrick” ffuck off
  • the ear tube scene hnnnnnng no
  • the fucking dude escaping the color palette HNNNNNNG NO
  • “there is no god” “not with that attitude” 
  • Hannibal sewing the eye killer into his own pile of victims like dont worry this is a metaphor for seeing god and when you really think about it? we’re both making something really special. the two of us. ok im outie
  • “you lost your mind publicly, some might even say theatrically” i consider this to be a really funny metajoke on the carefully melodramatic tone of the series but fuller was probably just making fun of hugh dancy’s sexy overacting
  • “i believe you” dare i say it? she did that
  • freddie walking into will’s trial in a giant lame ass hat. me too
  • the fucking phantom of the opera electric key-tar riffs during chilton’s sodium amytal interrogation YES god…episode 4 alone is better than 2/3 of american television they really did all of that
  • chilton the scheming rat man passive aggressively calling hannibal out…hannibal fucked his whole life immediately after but tbh? iconic
  • “im going to remember you walking along the keys of Italy in the sunshine with a trail of seniors behind you shouting Bella Bella Bella!”
  • Bella and jack > everything and everyone in this disgusting universe
  • BELLA SLAPPING HANNIBAL LIKE A DOG THAT GOT INTO THE CHRISTMAS HAM 
  • Beverly was too fucking cool for these weird nerds RIP (rest in potato slices)
  •  jack pretending he doesnt notice that hannibal rhymes with cannibal 
  • Hannibal: u dont have to say sorry but u hurt my feelings really bad when u tried to kill me…because im a “psychotic murderer who killed your friend” or whatever…dont feel guilty or anything Will: FUCK off
  • chilton and jack at hannibal’s dinner party watching everyone eat 
  • chilton scrambling for his life from jack in the snow in a gucci peacoat. god i love Raul
  • margot’s brother breaking her arm against an aquarium table and drinking a martini with her tears in it…same girl
  • the metaphysical alana/will/hannibal/margot/wendigo fivesome……………………………………………………Mood
  • have i mentioned this show is distilled insanity
  • around like ep 9 everyone just starts talking in metaphor
  • the dead ringers reference
  • “how was my funeral” FREDDIE. DID THAT
  • mason stabbing his pocket knife into hannibals fucking armchair
  • Hannibal injecting mason with OG Gorilla Death. dare i say it
  • “achilles wished all greeks would die so that he and patroclus could conquer troy alone”
  • ABIGAILS ALIVE!! FUCK
  • ABIGAILS DEAD!! FUCK
  • Hannibal: u betrayed me…after i killed like 200 people and put u in prison and fed u human beings…i thought we were friends. i just disemboweled you but im the real victim here will: FUCK OFF!! 
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ok but i imagine hunk going to shiro whenever he stresses about lance!

bonus:

8

Q: Can we talk baby goats and how that completely blew up?  How everyone loves you holding baby goats in the show?

Travis Fimmel: Oh, did they really?  Oh, that’s funny.  I don’t know if I’ve held a goat.  I held a lamb one time, it was a lamb.  I dunno, I just walked past and I grabbed one.  I needed something to hold because the two girls sitting next to me weren’t very happy with me.  It got comforting that way.

PHIL LESTER

A lot of people take Phil for granted. And that is not ok. So I wrote this to show everyone how great and underrated Phil truly is. (And this is only starting from around 2007 don’t even get me started on younger Phil)

Ok, so this guy named Phil Lester starts to make videos under the name AmazingPhil:

It’s just for fun. The videos aren’t getting very many views, but he continues uploading anyway.

Phil’s life gets hard. One of his best friends who Phil lived with for THREE YEARS (almost as long as Dan!) dies and, instead of becoming depressed, Phil decides to “swap some of the sadness for the funny memories they had together instead.” CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE YOUR BEST FRIEND DYING? AND PHIL NEVER REALLY TALKS ABOUT THIS, AT LEAST NOT TO HIS GENERAL AUDIENCE.

A short time later

Phil is on “The Weakest Link” (a game show) where he makes it to the final round and loses :( The host of the show also makes fun of his hair and the fact that he likes to make “short films” for the internet. 

Phil doesn’t give up

He continues making the short, silly videos, and he also starts to meet other Youtubers like PJ and Chris. These internet strangers will soon become his best friends.

At this point, Phil’s videos are starting to gain a lot of popularity.

This is the era of Dan the Fanboy and soon comes PINOF 1.

Soon Dan and Phil move into a flat together in Manchester. At this point, Phil still has more subscribers than Dan. And they are both getting really popular. People start to recognize them when they are out shopping or getting groceries.

Then the actual BBC calls up Phil and asks him if he and his friend Dan want to do a Christmas show. Obviously, they say yes! And just like that Phil, a nerdy guy from Manchester has a show (just a one-time thing at this point) with his best friend on BBC RADIO! 

They do the Christmas show for two years.

Then Phil and Dan (ik it sounds wrong but this is about Phil) move from their flat in Manchester, to one in London. There, they have an amazing live radio show every week, plus the constant videos that Phil continues to make.

All this time, he’s never stopped making the videos with those weird animal noises or that girlfriend he broke up with after two days.

And the sad part is that by this time, Dan has more subscribers than Phil. Of course, Phil is happy for Dan, they’re best friends and Dan has worked so hard. But he wonders: “do people really like Dan better than me?”

Phil continues supporting Dan, whether through another existential crisis, or a decision to paint his nails (that comes later obvs :). 

Through the years, Phil has tons of original, creative ideas:

- the tumblr tag

- the toilet tag

and of course,

-the 7 second challenge- a challenge that AmazingPhil invented which took the internet by storm. He never seemed to get that much credit.

And now Phil has visited Japan, Australia, and the US with his best friend, written a book, has a gaming channel, has almost 4 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS, and has changed people’s lives more than 2007 Phil would have ever imagined.

Thank you Phil, for being so Amazing.