5-sentence Mchanzo: malfunctioning arm/ legs
OKAY I just finished my EMT workbook forever so now I get to write >:D
I actually don’t headcanon Hanzo as having prosthetic legs but this is just too good to pass up
“This is completely unnecessary,” Hanzo says, with a scowl on his mouth and a ruddy pink flush to his cheeks.
“It’s actually completely necessary, darlin’, since they blew out your legs with that EMP,” McCree says, unable to hide his amused smile. He himself had been just out of the range of Sombra’s EMP, so his own prosthetic arm was functioning perfectly–but Hanzo, unfortunately, had dropped like a stone when his legs crumpled uselessly underneath him.
It would be a lot more tragic and less amusing if Hanzo weren’t such a baby about being carried back to the shuttle.
“Don’t worry, sweetheart, I’ll take good care o’ ya,” McCree continues, and Hanzo slams his fist against McCree’s shoulder, buries his flaming face into his serape and swears up a storm until they reach the shuttle.