this is jon he does it

whysogrimm  asked:

Since you are the Stannis expert, and since I've never seen a meta on it: why won't Stannis let Mance hold his son? It sounds like the kind of last request prisoners often make in our world, yet Stannis could also say, "Well, he hasn't earned it." I'm not condemning the One True King here, but what do you think Stannis' reasoning is in this matter?

Here’s the thing: I love Stannis, I get Stannis, but the One True King does not understand these, how you say, Hoo-man Emoshuns. Or rather, he does, but everything about his life (from Proudwing and the death of his parents forward) has taught him that exposing his feels is asking for trouble. As such, he buries them deep, and it takes a lot to bring them out. Davos consistently pulls it off, as does Jon. But while Stannis explicitly respects Mance, that same connection isn’t there. I wouldn’t condemn him for it either, but we king’s men must admit that this is the less-attractive flipside of the stoicism and bluntness we love about him. 

anonymous asked:

When you get the time could you maybe do headcanons for Robb telling the rest of the Starks that he's dating Theon/vice versa Theon telling Asha he's dating Robb?

We’ll go in the order of which Robb tells the Starks (and the assumption that they don’t already know before Robb tells them):

  • Jon- He isn’t necessarily surprised. He’s seen the two of them together and knows they care a lot about each other, but he doesn’t see it lasting long. Jon knows how Theon’s relationships have been in the past and he knows Robb wears his heart on his sleeve. He doesn’t want his brother to get hurt, because that would be the only way Jon could see it ending if they broke it off. So he smiles (or does as close as he can to one) when Robb tell him, but he watches them afterwards, for the next week-month-year to make sure Theon doesn’t hurt Robb because Jon will end him.
  • Sansa- She is overjoyed when she finds out. She loves a good romance and the idea of secret pining and friends-to-lovers just has her sold even if that isn’t necessarily the case for them. It doesn’t matter, Robb is happy and Theon looks genuine. Plus, she knows that the only person Theon ever seemed to give a damn about is Robb so she knows it is real. She is 100% supportive.
  • Bran- He is unimpressed and not all that surprised. Bran thinks Robb could do so much better than Theon, and he isn’t afraid to make that little tidbit known. But Bran knows that Robb is his happiest around Theon and Theon actually is a normal human being when he is with Robb and thinks no one is watching. So while Bran thinks Robb can do better, Bran also thinks it is better that Robb is happy and if that is with Theon, so be it. Who is he to tell Robb who to date and be happy with?
  • Arya- She is skeptical as hell. She has never completely trusted Theon and doesn’t want Robb to be hurt by Theon’s carelessness (and boy is he a careless human being). She makes it known, in glares and minor threats, that she will kill Theon at the first sign of Robb’s unhappiness. Robb just accounts it to sibling protectiveness, but Arya doesn’t think Theon would hurt Robb on purpose. If he does hurt Robb, it’d be without meaning to and that is worse, in Arya’s opinion. She believes Theon has a lot of work to do before she fully accepts them as a couple. It takes about 16 months for her to finally drop her guard.
  • Ned- He is shocked at first. His first born son and the best friend? It takes Ned a bit to fully digest it, but once he does…it doesn’t shock him so much. It all begins to make sense and it slowly turns into a “it’s been right in front of me the whole time”. Of course, Ned is accepting of Robb and even if there is a little bit of mistrust between Theon and Ned, Ned knows Theon is good overall. He fully believes in allow his kids to make their own decisions and Ned full heartedly believes so in this case as well.
  • Cat- She is devastated. The thing is, she saw it coming from the beginning and hoped for anything but that. She saw Robb and Theon grow attached to each other, she saw the loyalty and idolization, she saw them become inseparable and nearly co-dependent, she saw the love and trust…and now that they are together. There are a couple of underlying issues for Cat: Will this lead her son down a wrong path? Will Robb be happy with this? Will this relationship tear apart any of Robb’s other relationships?…it takes a while for her to acknowledge the idea, even longer for her to become comfortable with it.
  • Rickon- He is absolutely ecstatic. 1. He thinks Theon is fucking amazing because Theon lets him do whatever the hell he wants. 2, Robb is undeniably happy about it. 3, He’s been shipping it for years. 4, Theon is already family, now it is one step closer to being official.

 And then Theon telling Asha:

  • Asha- She isn’t surprised but she is protective af. No one gets to hurt her baby brother and she has seen how much of a hold they have on each other and if they were to break up, she is worried it might devastate her brother. Robb has other people- friends, siblings, connections; Theon, not so much. She logically finds it risky for Theon to be hooking up with one of his only friends. But she can’t deny that they had been gone on each other for years and it was inevitable. After one threat talk with Robb, Asha feels more secure with the relationship but doesn’t let her guard down for a while. (Arya and her commiserate over it).

anonymous asked:

Who does what in the Squad? ex. cooks, naps a lot, loves taking baths, etc.

Bryce and Marcel share the cooking between them. Bryce makes the main meals and stuff and Marcel makes sweet foods.
Jon takes a lot of baths and showers.
Ryan steals the food before its done (Like the cookie dough and cake batter and stuff like that.)
Luke does grocery runs for them and comes back with endless bags because he didn’t want to make two trips.
Mini is always asking if they can get a dog. Ryan also wants a dog. Luke wants a cat instead. So does Jon. Bryce is internally screaming and Marcel suggests they get both.
Tyler is always tired.
Tyler also makes sure that all the lights are off and that everything’s ready for the morning before he sleeps.
(He also gives everyone surprise cuddles at random times and they all love it)

“I’m Unsubbing to Jontron But...” (YOUTUBER RECOMMENDATION MASTERPOST)

“…I still want to see video game reviews like the ones he does!”

-PeanutButterGamer: Follows a very similar style of game review to Jontron, but with minimal sketches, and focuses a bit more on the game itself rather than his own comedy. Less cut away gags, though the sketches that he does do are always entertaining enough to actually justify a cut away gag, something that Jontron surprisingly still has yet to perfect. His content is clean, like most of the Youtubers on this list, but clean in a sort of Tumblr level of obscure that gets a good laugh without offending anyone. To quote his Tumblr: “ I’m all for not offending people. I mean, I actively attempt to be as inoffensive as possible on videos and on social media, “. He also recently voiced his distaste for what Jon has been saying lately, a bold move, considering they work for the same company.

-BrutalMoose: Brutalmoose does both video game and TV show/movie reviews the same way Jon does, and unlike PBG, he does have a few videos with a bit more mature content in them, like his reviews of “adult” games. While he does play “mature” games from time to time, and the content/comedy of those games can be offensive, his own comedy is still clean, but on the borderline of dirty. The kind you’d see on the likes of the Simpsons. Jokes that are adult, but still don’t hurt anyone. (Also…Tumblr is kind of obsessed with the fact that he’s gay? Don’t go overboard with that info, kids.)

-SpaceHamster: If you were a fan of JonTron’s knockoff game videos, you’re gonna love SpaceHamster! He’s done multiple knockoff and rom hack compilation videos, and his humor is up there with PBG. Heck, PBG and him even game together on PBG’s side channel!


“…I still want to see movie reviews like the ones he does!”

-Nostalgia Critic: If you’re looking for completely inoffensive comedy, then Nostalgia Critic probably isn’t the first place you’re gonna want to go, but hear me out. Nostalgia Critic’s offensive content differs from JonTron’s in that not only is he self aware of what is and isn’t acceptable in comedy, he’s willing to apologize when a joke goes too far and learn from his mistakes, instead of attacking his own critics. He’s made videos discussing “the line” in comedy, does countless charity shoutouts, and started the “Where’s The Fair Use” movement, a movement created in hopes of holding YouTube accountable for taking down videos that fall under Fair Use laws. He’s a genuinely decent guy!

-CinemaSins: I feel like CinemaSins is popular enough that I hardly even need to signal boost them, but their content also falls under that “adult but harmless” category. Not only that, but they’re not afraid to call out movies like 50 Shades of Gray for being ungodly shitty.

“…I still want to see sketch comedy like the sketch comedy he does!”

-JacksFilms: Remember that guy? The Your Grammar Sucks guy? You might also know him as “the guy who made parody videos calling out both Leafy and Keemstar for being shitty uncreative people” or “the guy who has videos featuring fans art and complimenting them”. Another genuinely decent human being.

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: Why do people talk about Jonathan Groff more than Okieriete Onaodowan? Jon left Hamilton months ago and is literally on stage for like 10 minutes. Oak has an amazing range and is the last original cast member. Why does no one talk about him. Why wasn't he nominated for a Tony. I need answers.
Pretty odd stuff
  • Jon Walker came up with the line ‘sugarcane in the easy morning weathervanes my one and lonely’. What does it mean Mr. Flip flop man?
  • Despite the fact that he only plays Nine in the Afternoon these days, Brendon’s favorite song to play live used to be Mad As Rabbits!
  • It’s well known that the line ‘reinvent love’ in Mad As Rabbits refers to a poem by the gay French poet Rimbaud, where he says he doesn’t like women, so love should be reinvented. However, Ryan’s girlfriend at the time, Keltie, believed the line was about her telling Ryan to reinvent himself. Miscommunication? Lying by omission?
  • In the booklet, Brendon and Spencer have thanked ‘That Green Gentleman’ lmao. That Green Gentleman is.. well.. weed..?
  • At first glance, the songs seem to be happy love songs, but if you examine them, quite a few talk about cheating, fighting and breaking up.
  • Funnily enough, Ryan wasn’t always a beatlesfucker. It was Brendon who grew up listening to the Beatles. Ryan got into them as an adult, a while before the album.
iconic ryan things

• “Jazz hands”
• That lil tongue thing he does
• “let’s get these teen hearts beating faster FaStEr”
• The Ryhawk
• “I don’t smoke”
• Holding Brendon’s hand when the interviewer took his phone away
• “So I burned it alive”
• Dottie Ross
• all his Halloween costumes
• “well I’m afraid that I”
• his cute button nose
• his heart-wrenching lyrics that have touched so many people around the world
• “no but I got cheese whiz!”

Feel free to add more!

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“I know where we could go,” Arya said. She still had one brother left. Jon will want me, even if no one else does. He’ll call me “little sister” and muss my hair. It was a long way, though, and she didn’t think she could get there by herself. She hadn’t even been able to reach Riverrun. “We could go to the Wall.”

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In a way, he is a mentor for her, even though he may do things that she doesn’t agree with, or he does them in a way that she finds to be too violent, or unjust, or illegal. He still represents someone who is trying to make a difference, who is doing it his own way. So the relationship can be one of admiration, and distaste. It’s a very interesting, complex relationship. – Deborah Ann Woll

dany: *asks Jon to kneel but he refuses it*  You … you don’t? wTF? What does that even mean? don’t you think I deserve this? You have no idea what I went through to get here, northern manbun!  I have walked in the desert, overthrown governments, faced rebellions and dealt with fuckmen everywhere. Boy, I even walked through a flaming pyre tWICE

jon:

What makes me laugh at all the jontron hate is that instead of getting all scared saying “omg i cant believe this, blocked” you dont take your time to actually have a conversation with jon Why he thinks and feels the way he does. He obviously isn’t on your plane of exsistence when it comes to politics. You’re just always going to use the same excuse * its not my responsibility to educate you * lol

Jon is not like every hotshot celebrity who is probably more disconnected from the world than him. Hes just a youtuber im sure he reads his own fanmail. Not only that but i think people dont know how to handle when someone disagrees with them. You know how many celebrities dead or alive probably disagree with you on a whole shit ton of things? You know how many shows youre probably going to have to stop watching? If you dictate your life that way then shit fuck your faulty ass cafeteria morals.

Parallel’s- Zac and his ‘Workshop’ for Jon and Sansa

“Besides the fact that Jon and Sansa were filmed to look like Ned and Catelyn, due to stance, attitude, scenic and shot (way it was filmed) and cooperation, there is more to this scenery.

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   Jontron, my ex idol. Now immature and ironic child that says calling someone a waste of air trolling. :) Also ironic how he gets upset about people objecting or expressing their opinion by saying “I’m just saying my opinion?!?!” indeed, and it’s just the other persons opinion too, you aren’t in an echo chamber, and you aren’t in a safe space JT. I mean damn, he even attacked SKY for the most harmless jest in all caps.

Does most of the fandom understand just how destructive Littlefinger is?

I think most ASOIAF/GoT fans understand Littlefinger is a bad guy because he screwed Ned over and he told Cat the dagger belonged to Tyrion.

That’s not the end of it, though. His villainy did not begin with lying to Catelyn about where that dagger came from.

Do most of the fandom register, and understand the implications thereof, that he conspired with Lysa Arryn to murder Jon Arryn and draw the Starks’ suspicions to the Lannisters? When you consider Lysa’s confession in ASOS, and you look back at the events of AGOT, do you understand just how thoroughly Ned and Cat got played? And how much of that danger came not from the Lannisters, but from Cat’s sister and foster brother?

Looking back at the events of AGOT, do you understand how the Lannisters were being attacked and vilified by Littlefinger and Lysa’s lies? Do you notice how every shitty thing the Lannisters did to the Starks was reactive (if sometimes disproportionate), not pre-emptive?

Do you even look back at the events of GoT and understand that the Lannisters did not kill Jon Arryn? Do you understand that when Ned was convinced the queen’s family had killed Lord Arryn, he was dangerously mistaken? With that knowledge in mind, do you ever consider how Ned and Cat’s actions may have appeared to the Lannisters?

Seriously, I’ll say it again: do you even register that the Lannisters did not kill Jon Arryn? The possibility that they “would have” killed him if Lysa hadn’t poisoned him first is irrelevant: they didn’t kill him.

Leaving out the White Walkers and focusing on just the political struggles, there is no more unambiguous villain in the series than Littlefinger. I’ve said it before and I still think so: if the Lannisters (especially Tywin and Cersei) didn’t exist, Littlefinger would’ve had to invent them.

anonymous asked:

After seeing Jon's recent Twitter meltdown, I can't stop thinking that Dan is his polar opposite. Game Grumps is much better off with someone as accepting, understanding, non-judgemental and loving as Danny. If Jon hadn't left, I honestly think Game Grumps would have sunk, much to Arin's dismay of course. Danny has many wonderful characteristics but they all stem from his desire of being nice to everyone no matter what.

Honestly, does it look like he can hurt ANYONE? 

Sorry to anyone who prefers Jon (if there as anyone who ACTUALLY does)