this is joke dont take serious

no but like for real???? This looks like a joke??? This storyline is literally a joke? Like……… idk if theyre serious or not but ?????????????????? I dont even kno how to take this show seriously anymore??????? Cause its just??????? Stupid??????? And just ugly??????? All of it is just so ugly????????

ok so calm down and let me follow some other people in breaking it down

jb said : 남자 둘이서 오는 곳은 아니야 / (a cafe) isn’t a place where two guys meet alone

— take this as you will, but they both seemed awkward and cafes are typically where couples go in korea for dates or 소개팅 (blind dates). so take it as you will.

youngjae said : 너와 함께 오고 싶었어 ~ / I wanted to come here together with you ~

— this is a cheesy joke. youngjae was being really sincere-looking and probably has fun making jb uncomfortable for obvious reasons

jb then said : 아…..그런 맨트 하지마…때리고 같은데 하지마 / oh god…..dont make a comment like that…i think imma hit you dont say that

— while reacting to the cheesy joke, he said something that many people say in reply to cheesy jokes. “i’ll hit you” doesn’t mean “i’ll beat you up” in a serious sense. in translation it may seem like a bully-like thing to say in america, but in korea thats just how these jokes roll. i say it all the time with my korean friends and my cousins and even my mother.

OK SO
take it as you will but for everyone who has been going overboard with the negativity, just please understand you’re dealing with a culture that is very different from the western part of the world. jumping to conclusions is a dangerous thing, and while your opinions are valid — just be careful about what you say.

they’re two guys on television, on a show called bromance (aka an english/western term). LGBTQ+ issues are way more fucking serious than “oppa” saying “imma hit u dont say that” to a cheesily romantic comment

korea ( along with east asia, but i only have experience of being korean so i wont speak for china or japan ) has a strong sense of homophobia, there are movies about how being gay is a stigma of sorts, there are scary stories of kids getting bullied because other kids think they’re gay. there is only one small place ( i believe in incheon?? ) where there are open gay clubs. ONE. ONE AREA IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY.

listen, my parents do not support gay marriage. i argue with them so fucking much about it because they think america had “lost their prestige” whaTEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS. but they think lower of america because of the gay marriage.

its fucked up. but that’s how korea works. you can say its wrong and you dont have to agree with it. because i say its wrong and i dont agree with it.m all the fucking time and i’m korean.

but don’t look at your oppa and think he’s the most perfect human being on earth. jb may or may not be homophobic. WHO KNOWS bc i dont fuckin know i dont know the guy. but whether you agree or not doesnt mean sending DEATH THREATS I MEAN HELLO THATS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS????? theyre two guys on tv and maybe jb doesnt want people to get the wrong idea because of the setting and the bromance and the situation

the social issue of gay people in korea is a SERIOUS matter and it cannot be determined by a single moment of dialogue in a show called bromance.

please don’t make this a homophobia argument if this is your example. trust me, people write books about this shit because it’s so serious. i dont even care about what jb said

i’m pissed about the reactions and the audacity people have to act like they know exactly what it’s like to be a queer person in a fucking conservative country that had to have help from america to become a democracy after the korean war aka only 60 years ago.

im sorry but if you don’t even know anything about the topic don’t go sending death threats or sending hate to people who are explaining the situation or to the guy who filmed this like three weeks ago

From what I can tell, this is what y’all want isn’t it? ;]

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Call out post for Hideyoshi Nagachika for being such a mom

Honestly he moms Kaneki all the time:

“Child pls eat more you look so pale”

Has this weird radar for when his child needs him.

Does the talk bc child is not good with people.

“I may look like i couldnt harm a fly but will track you down and wreck you if you dare to hurt my child”

Mind reader.

Oh but his mothering doesnt stop with Kaneki - no

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What your favorite Haikyuu!! Captain says about you
  • Daichi:
  • You're more on the serious side. Very diplomatic. And people are drawn to you. Calm. Collected. You think things through before you act. Very supportive of others. Very chill. And you laugh at your own jokes. A lot.
  • Oikawa:
  • You love pretty things don't you? Pastel? You love pastel. Can be very sensitive and insecure but good at hiding it.You're probably really petty at times, there are some things you just can't let go. People love you though, remember that.
  • Kuroo: you like to fuck with people don't you? You're probably the instigator of your friends.
  • "Are you gonna take that?!"
  • "You know what I heard?"
  • But like you're a really good friend and their is no malice behind your instigation. Also you're really good at socializing, get along with all types of people.
  • Bokuto:
  • Ohohoho.
  • You have a fucking great smile, don't you? Don't tell me you don't. Great sense of humor too. You make people around you have a good time.
  • Great at puns. Probably jump the gun from time to time.
  • Moniwa:
  • You're really sweet. You don't like fighting. You're really proud of your friends and show them off proudly. There's a certain pride that you get from your friends. But, gotta stop apologizing so much, hun though.
  • Ushijima:
  • You will fucking fight someone, I know it. But it's all to protect your friends.
  • And that's all I need to say about you.
  • Terushima:
  • Wild child. You do what you want, whenever you want regardless of the consequences. Fear? Huh, what's that. You be careful, you. You probably hate hearing that though.
  • Daishou:
  • Idk man, idk know much about you. No one does. Except, that your probably sneaky. You know all the loop holes. Probably make a good politician. Don't like being called out.
  • Michimiya Yui:
  • Precious, precious child. Lover of cute things. But very critical of yourself. Believe in yourself, believe.

@you-are-precious it’s very important that absolutely no one thinks i want to fuck scooby doo even is a joke i wont take that i wont fuckign take that standing down i will Refuse because god if i’ll admit i dont have standards but if wanted to fuck a cartoon dog i’d  go with something a bit fucking classier my minds blanking me right now though im tryna think of examples aand all i can see in my brain is a humanised version of garfield and hes stnading in front of the hot cartoon dogs i cant think about so i dont know any examples shibe im sorry but do youi understand right now how this is so so sosososo serious 

i laugh at everything and make jokes about anything so when someone asks me “ IS THIS SHIT A JOKE TO YOU” i dont know what to say because theyre serious but……. i cant take u serious right now… gimmie a sec to get myself together

exo reaction to their crush being physically disabled

THE ANON SAID EXO REACTION TO THEIR CRUSH BEING PHYSICALLY DISABLED NOT GOT7 I HATE MYSELF


i think they would mostly react the same.

xiumin, and suho would both take a serious approach to the situation, making sure their crush is well taken care of and trying to prove that they’d be perfect boyfriend material.

chen, tao, chanyeol, baekhyun, kaikyungsoo, lay and luhan holy shit thats a lot would help and care for you also, but try to be more humorous with it, making you laugh and making sure you never feel insecure about your disability. they would never go too far with the jokes though, dont worry! they love you ffs

kris and sehun would take a more awkward approach. both of these dorks are definitely sassy, but also awkward. expect them to research ways on how to make you feel better about the given disability, and expect them to make you laugh at every chance they get.


reaction requests are open for; seventeen, 2ne1, exo(o12), bts, got7, and blackpink.

anonymous asked:

The post about the bars was hilarious (your tags). I thought you were serious for a second (I know) then read all of your tags and reread it all and laughed my ass off. I thought you should know! I don't know if that makes sense?

i got you, and im glad you thought it was funny! i mean, i totally get that ud take it seriously at first. its basically an inside joke i have with myself alone. people in real life dont get it, so i expect that online (and in text) that itd be even less obvious. at least i know that these jokes got through to at least one someone eventually :P

WHAT I HATE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING SIGN
  • ARIES: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CHILL. YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE AND SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED WITH POINTY OBJECTS.
  • TAURUS: ALL YOU DO IS EAT AND COMPLAIN. GET A REAL JOB.
  • GEMINI: STOP TALKING YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT.
  • CANCER: YOU'RE LAME AS HELL AND HAVE MOMMY ISSUES.
  • LEO: YOUR LARGE EGO IS UNDESERVED YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
  • VIRGO: GET THE STICK OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE AND STOP HATING YOU ANAL FREAK.
  • LIBRA: MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND ALREADY I DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT.
  • SCORPIO: NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT SEX AND DEATH YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH.
  • SAGITTARIUS: STOP BEING SO HAPPY GOD DAMN IT ITS FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT.
  • CAPRICORN: YOU'RE SO SERIOUS ALL THE TIME PLEASE LEARN HOW TO TAKE A JOKE.
  • AQUARIUS: YOU HAVE NO EMOTIONS YOU'RE PROBABLY A FUCKING ROBOT WTH MAN???
  • PISCES: STOP CRYING STOP VICTIMIZING YOURSELF PLEASE TALK THE BLAME FOR SOMETHING IN YOUR DAMN LIFE.

4 foot tall ball of rage and hunger 
spends 50% of her time barking
wants to be a good dog
naturally violent personality, she picks a lot of fights
if you buy food while hanging out with her. you will share it with her

can be super rude, but its mostly unintentional
and she has a good heart

loves to be petted and scratched on the belly and the head especially.
shes generally very serious and unable to take jokes, especially on things shes sensitive about.
at the same time she can be VERY childish, and is prone to tantrums when things dont go how shes planned.

  • me listening to Jeremy and Chris joking about Natasha being a 'slut': Wow now time to watch tumblr lose its shit over two guys being painfully obviously sarcastic and not at all serious.
  • tumblr: loses its shit because thats what people here do
  • me: looks into the camera like Im on the office
an important Dangan Ronpa announcement

From Kodaka’s Twitter:

Oh, that’s right. Dangan Ronpa is getting a live action adaptation too. Hollywood style! Stallone as Monokuma. Taylor Swift as Maizono. Justin Bieber as Kuwata. Lady Gaga as Enoshima. When Stallone says “Kill each other!!” he fires off a machine gun.

Okay I am getting attacked on my ask box since Jack reblogged the video about clarifying that Septiplier will never be real.

I am getting attacked because of my caption: “and all the Septiplier fangirls’ hearts got broken” it was a joke ffs stop overreacting and taking everything seriously. I was fooling around. I don’t wanna be too serious about it because I know both Mark and Jack ship it as well and some people ship it for fun.

It’s still okay to ship them just don’t force them to be canon.

Please stop attacking me just because of my goddamn caption what the fuck. Will you pls chill?! This kind of side on Tumblr is so annoying.