this is joke dont take serious

ok listen i know people make jokes about otps making them squeal and blush and smile and take over them,but i am legit being serious when i say i have rolled on the ground blushing because of cute fanart and when im in public and i see my otp fanart i have to look away before i start giggling uncontrollably

pd101 boys as boyfriends pt.3

part 1 | part 2

kim donghan

  • his mother loves u
  • brings you homemade food all the time
  • “i didnt make it. my mom did. she told me to give it to you”
  • hold your bags for you
  • hold ur books for u
  • will carry u if u let him
  • lends you his jacket when he sees you shiver

justin

  • would by u a park if u let him
  • “stop buying me stuff”
  • “okay i’ll just pay for the food then”
  • gets you really expensive christmas presents
  • will get pouty if u tell him to return those presents
  • is trying to get into the whole DIY presents things but ends up just buying the real thing. he’s trying okay.

jung jung

  • y’all probably go to the animal shelter to volunteer to walk dogs and snuggle with kitties
  • stutters a lot
  • gets really shy when u watch him dance
  • omg after his recital, u would be the first person he runs to 
  • “how was it? i made a mistake was it noticeable?”

lai guanlin

  • shyly steals glances at u
  • “u dont have to be sly, u can look at me all u want. we’re dating”
  • likes to play with ur hair
  • tries rly hard to act cool around u especially when his friends are around
  • tries to walk with a little swagger when y’all are walking down the street but rly ur just concerned why he’s limping
  • “babe i’m trying to walk cool”

yoo seonho 

  • treats you food but eats most of it anyways
  • always asks “are you hungry?”
  • literally feeds u for hibernation
  • complains a lot bc he’s always hungry and follows u around until u give him food
  • literally sticks by ur side a l l t h e t i m e

lee daehwi

  • arcade dates
  • but y’all dont really do much games y’all just take aesthetic pictures
  • also picnics. he probably enjoys making sandwiches and making them look cute or wateva
  • keeps saying he’s ugly and u gotta slap him a little to knock some sense into him bc this boy’s visuals is no joke stop calling him ugly dammit
  • sings while cooking. sings while cleaning. sings while sleeping. literally sings all the time.

ha sungwoon

  • really smiley
  • also serious abt u
  • treats u like ur his world bc u are
  • whenever he comes home tired, he *softly* tackles u into bed and does not let go ever
  • smells ur hair while snuggling saying “ur smell soothes me”
  • likes to rest his head on ur lap and sing soft melodies (and ends up putting himself to sleep) ((thats how nice his voice is)) 

kim sanggyun

  • is a dork
  • randomly breaks into dance and makes u dance with him
  • likes to call u babe
  • omg imagine just imagine him calling u babe when he wakes up and his voice is a bit raspy i  a m  i n  t e a r s
  • movie nights with sheet masks
  • will do extreme kayaking with u or anything extreme tbh even tho he’ll be scared af

ahn hyungseob

  • extra aF
  • likes to feed u
  • pats ur head a lot
  • likes to spend all the time he can with u
  • “ur doing errands today?? i’ll come with. u probably need help carrying the bags and stuff”
  • ends up picking up all the little knick-knacks and playing with them

no but like for real???? This looks like a joke??? This storyline is literally a joke? Like……… idk if theyre serious or not but ?????????????????? I dont even kno how to take this show seriously anymore??????? Cause its just??????? Stupid??????? And just ugly??????? All of it is just so ugly????????

Call out post for Hideyoshi Nagachika for being such a mom

Honestly he moms Kaneki all the time:

“Child pls eat more you look so pale”

Has this weird radar for when his child needs him.

Does the talk bc child is not good with people.

“I may look like i couldnt harm a fly but will track you down and wreck you if you dare to hurt my child”

Mind reader.

Oh but his mothering doesnt stop with Kaneki - no

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takeherforaspin  asked:

It's funny because in the UK 16 is legal, Ruby can get laid in the UK.

okay this is a more serious answer because I dont take any shit for this kind of stuff;

- I live here in the uk. I’m very aware.

- The age of consent is lower in this country to protect children and give them access to contraceptives and other help they may need for if they are experimenting (Cause let’s face it, kids will)

- it is not in place so you can fuck a 16 year old. She is still a child under UK law until the age of 18.

- I know you probably meant it as a joke but I don’t tollerate this bullshit.

anonymous asked:

for some reason i feel like ???% is totally human. anyone who sees mob like that doesnt recognize him bcs the fish heads gone

thats actually a pretty interesting take, since it emphasizes the idea that ???% is a separated entity from mob… but if you take my words as canon in this verse (and its Not, because I Dont Know A Single Thing About Fishmob my dude) then I’d say he keeps the fish head

I mean I already made the edit and all

ok so calm down and let me follow some other people in breaking it down

jb said : 남자 둘이서 오는 곳은 아니야 / (a cafe) isn’t a place where two guys meet alone

— take this as you will, but they both seemed awkward and cafes are typically where couples go in korea for dates or 소개팅 (blind dates). so take it as you will.

youngjae said : 너와 함께 오고 싶었어 ~ / I wanted to come here together with you ~

— this is a cheesy joke. youngjae was being really sincere-looking and probably has fun making jb uncomfortable for obvious reasons

jb then said : 아…..그런 맨트 하지마…때리고 같은데 하지마 / oh god…..dont make a comment like that…i think imma hit you dont say that

— while reacting to the cheesy joke, he said something that many people say in reply to cheesy jokes. “i’ll hit you” doesn’t mean “i’ll beat you up” in a serious sense. in translation it may seem like a bully-like thing to say in america, but in korea thats just how these jokes roll. i say it all the time with my korean friends and my cousins and even my mother.

OK SO
take it as you will but for everyone who has been going overboard with the negativity, just please understand you’re dealing with a culture that is very different from the western part of the world. jumping to conclusions is a dangerous thing, and while your opinions are valid — just be careful about what you say.

they’re two guys on television, on a show called bromance (aka an english/western term). LGBTQ+ issues are way more fucking serious than “oppa” saying “imma hit u dont say that” to a cheesily romantic comment

korea ( along with east asia, but i only have experience of being korean so i wont speak for china or japan ) has a strong sense of homophobia, there are movies about how being gay is a stigma of sorts, there are scary stories of kids getting bullied because other kids think they’re gay. there is only one small place ( i believe in incheon?? ) where there are open gay clubs. ONE. ONE AREA IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY.

listen, my parents do not support gay marriage. i argue with them so fucking much about it because they think america had “lost their prestige” whaTEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS. but they think lower of america because of the gay marriage.

its fucked up. but that’s how korea works. you can say its wrong and you dont have to agree with it. because i say its wrong and i dont agree with it.m all the fucking time and i’m korean.

but don’t look at your oppa and think he’s the most perfect human being on earth. jb may or may not be homophobic. WHO KNOWS bc i dont fuckin know i dont know the guy. but whether you agree or not doesnt mean sending DEATH THREATS I MEAN HELLO THATS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS????? theyre two guys on tv and maybe jb doesnt want people to get the wrong idea because of the setting and the bromance and the situation

the social issue of gay people in korea is a SERIOUS matter and it cannot be determined by a single moment of dialogue in a show called bromance.

please don’t make this a homophobia argument if this is your example. trust me, people write books about this shit because it’s so serious. i dont even care about what jb said

i’m pissed about the reactions and the audacity people have to act like they know exactly what it’s like to be a queer person in a fucking conservative country that had to have help from america to become a democracy after the korean war aka only 60 years ago.

im sorry but if you don’t even know anything about the topic don’t go sending death threats or sending hate to people who are explaining the situation or to the guy who filmed this like three weeks ago