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Natasha’s mission: To spy on Fury and the KGB agent he’s captured and been interrogating.

Clint’s mission: To mime out the entirety of the viral “octopus&puppy r 2 cute 4 words” video he found during lunch.

I’ve wanted an excuse to draw Catherine Tate’s ridiculous faces for ages, and finally did it with Clint. I didn’t even BEGIN to do Tate justice, but it was a barrel of fun, so have a Doctor Who reference~

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Zodiac Signs + Running Away from Love

Originally posted by minakothesuicidal

Why Aries might run away from love: They fear showing their softer side or losing a sense of independence and individuality.

Why Taurus might run away from love: They fear loyalty won’t be return at the same level as their own or fear eventually losing the person.

Why Gemini might run away from love: Fear that the individual won’t truly “get” them or they can’t really become close to them.

Why Cancer might run away from love: Fear of betrayal, fear of vulnerability, or fear of losing them.

Why Leo might run away from love: Fear of ego being unwrapped and exposed or hesitance to sacrifice.

Why Virgo might run away from love: “Too good to be true” syndrome or still doesn’t meet their idea of perfection. Some Virgos can fall into thinking they aren’t good enough for the person.

Why Libra might run away from love: Fear the person isn’t “the one” or fear of uncovering their ugly side.

Why Scorpio might run away from love: Fear of being truly vulnerable or not in control or self-loathing in someway.

Why Sagittarius might run away from love: Partner doesn’t truly trust them, fear of being tied down still exist, and could fear being judged or analyzed by their partner. 

Why Capricorn might run away from love: Fears showing their emotions and desires, doesn’t want to lose control, and fear of unfaithfulness.

Why Aquarius might run away from love: Fear of intimacy, fears or knows they can’t give enough, or fear of loss of autonomy.

Why Pisces might run away from love: Fears that their partner’s love is all lies.

The signs and how I have experienced them

This is in no way supposed to be accurate to the usual description of signs, i just write down how i have experienced them. I don’t really know why either.


Aries: very quiet at first but will bloom up if they trust you. indecisive, understanding, and sweet. loyal friend who will never judge you. doesn’t have a lot of opinions on things. likes to just chill and let it all happen. likes hugs a lot!

Taurus: loud and super ambitious. wants things done and wants it now. risk taker. gets angry quickly. very intense. cares about you but shows it in unusual ways. super prideful. enthusiastic!! loves buying new things. loves talking.

Gemini: super nice?? how do you do it. very touchy and wants everybody to like them.  always comes up with great ideas. insecure but really rocks. great team worker and always listens to you. trouble standing up for themselves sometimes.

Cancer: will do everything with you. always up for having fun, but also loves staying in and chilling. hyper wow. doesn’t take shit from anyone.  you insult their friend? you’re going down, they do not play. doesn’t care about other peoples opinions. kinda aggressive?

Leo: the person that everybody admires and loves and honestly?  so cool and such a good person. kind of an ego issue but it’s okay. honest and loves it. tends to be dramatic but if you push that aside very sweet and has some issues. loyal friend and a good leader.

Virgo: super quirky but everyone loves it. has a certain dry humor that just makes you crack up. bad with people. really insecure but such a nice person. artsy. nervous, really talented. works hard for everything. zooms in on their face in pictures. stop you’re beautiful. super fun clothing!

Libra: super chill on the outside but is actually great at sensing emotions and gets overwhelmed sometimes. fun and spontaneous. sporty!! great at making friends. hits your butt.pats your head when they pass you. mom tendencies, but also get super drunk and do stupid stuff tendencies. 

Scorpio: laughs so much. everybody loves them it’s unreal. makes everything seem chill and cool. supportive friend. kind of mean sometimes. likes to mess around and have fun, but still manages their grades. Scorpios are some of the best friends i’ve ever had. 

Sagittarius:  wants all the information!! plans everything and wants to read about everything. loves books so much. super supportive and honest. will always admit it when they are wrong and apologize. gets overwhelmed sometimes but it’s okay we still love you. afraid of failure. 

Capricorn: cold at first but is actually a nice bean who laughs very quickly. very responsible and mature. people always ask them for advice. sarcastic humor. just wants to be loved. will never judge you. will rant about absolutely nothing to you. such big dreams that i know you will achieve. doesn’t like sharing their emotions and that’s okay. a little mean sometimes

Aquarius:  loves everything unique and aesthetic. cares for fashion and rocks it. honestly very sweet but can be shady. gives people too many chances. always putting others first. has a lot of crushes on people. innocent and pure. doesn’t deserve the shit life gives them. confident yet insecure.

Pisces: such a good comforter? knows exactly what to say. good listener. has a lot of ideas for the future that i fully support. dreams about their perfect partner. positive. there’s something so wise and old about them it fascinates me. so many thoughts. kind of clingy sometimes but we love it.
The Signs as Mermaids

Aries:Born in an underwater volcano, their scales are made of freshly formed stone, their heated bodies glowing a brilliant red and orange. The fastest swimmers, and some say the oldest lineage of mer. They have no natural enemy, as nothing can bare the heat of its touch. When too many gather in one place, the water may boil and kill any living creature too close.
Taurus:Guardians of the strait, their bodies decorated with tribal tattoos and scars. Some bare spears and brilliant gold armor, others wielding nets and dawning decorative gems and shells. The strongest of the mer, no man has ever passed their lands to learn their secrets.
Gemini:When the sky over the sea turns black and the storms take ships by surprise, these mer rise. The tricksters and shapeshifters, they thrive in the chaos. They board the confused ship, throwing over and assuming the forms of shipmates. From there they slowly overthrow from the inside, until they can crash the ship itself into to sea for the mer to reap their rewards.
Cancer:The rarest and most beautiful of the mer. Hiding in springs and rivers nestled deep in the mountains, they live their lives as one with nature. They teach the birds their songs, and bring fish for the bear and deer. They help the beavers build their dams and show lost turtles the way. On the full moon they must hide, for man seeks them for their own selfish gain.
Leo:These mer are known for their hunting prowess. Living in saltwater and decorated in bright vivid greens, blues and purples, they dominate entire lagoons and coasts. When they are full from the hunt, they lay their bodies out on the rocks and bathe in the sun. By nightfall, they are glowing and can light up the murkiest parts of the water to find their prey.
Virgo:In unsuspecting ponds across the world, a fisherman may meet his brutal end at the hands of these mer. Rich brown, thin and boney, their bodies are perfect creating elaborate underground tunnels and rooms. They eat their prey, and take their treasures back to their secret lairs. Here they trade and barter with one another in one large room. Lore says this is the world’s oldest market place. Their unspoken diplomacy is unexplained.
Libra:Living by a tall sharp cliff nested full of harpies, these mer have developed a symbiotic relationship. Storms bring ships off the sea, where the harpies kill the crews leaving the ships to crash into the rocks and sinking. These mer seize this chance and collect every jewel and gold they can find. They construct elaborate jewelry, crowns, spears, and more. Once a year they gift beautiful pendants to their partners in the sky.
Scorpio:Baring a striking resemblance to a shark with long pointed fins and sharp sandpaper like skin, this mer lurks in dark lagoons and swamps. They have a reputation as ‘evil’ and were once almost hunted into extinction. Ever since they have lived solitary lives in the waters man dare not tread. In all reality, they are herbivores, and pose no threat to man or beast. Contrary, they will do anything they can to save a lost or wounded soul.
Sagittarius:Every year thousands of humans gather to watch the mass migration of mer up the rivers of South America. Their scales are a radiant Grey that reflects the rainbow in the light. The light show that they create as they jump hundreds of feet to scale waterfalls is an equal match to the aurora borialis. Once they reach their goal, they find their mates for the first time, hand in hand one week later they dive off the falls back into the sea.
Capricorn:Deep in a trench lies a civilization of the most technologically advanced mer to ever live. While man was discovering fire, they were cresting technology to leave the ocean and fly through the skies in water filled disc ships. They have no need to leave, they as a race have reached a point of enlightenment. Fitting for their gold scales and glowing white eyes. Sightings of these mer are often equated with meeting a God.
Aquarius:Sewer mer are the most unique of the species. They have no eyes, instead they navigate with echo location making clicking noises. Their skin can blend into its surroundings, so they can catch humans unsuspectingly passing by. As evolution has taken its course, they have gained an immunity to disease, poison, and a skin impenetrable by most mortal means. They will not always live in the dark and dank, the future will be theirs, and man will fall to their power. All in due time.
Pisces:The most well known mer are the oasis born. Why? Long ago, a prince found himself lost in the desert, he and his two men pulling a giant box of gold. With their mortality in front of them, an oasis appeared on the horizon as if a gift from the heavens. Perched on a rock in the very center, braiding her hair and humming to herself sat the most beautiful half woman half fish. This was the first time one of his people had seen any mer. He asked her to come back with him, pouring all his gold into the oasis and filling it with water so she could make the journey home with her guidance. She agreed. He died the first night they were wed, and so did his father both of a mysterious disease. She ruled the land with a fair but iron fist for 146 years until she once day dissappeared, some say to return to her gold filled oasis.

Tumblr @ SDCC

Tumblr! Today is the first day of San Diego Comic-Con, the premier con for all things fandom. Which is why Fandometrics is on the ground, ready to bring the best of SDCC to your screens. We’re talking GIFs, celebrities, booth tours, cosplay round-ups, scenes from Artists’ Alley, and anything else bright and beloved and wonderful.

Stay tuned to the #sdcc tag to see everyone’s posts all weekend long. Over here, we’ll be checking in with partners like Marvel (@marvelentertainment), geek fashion line Her Universe (@heruniverseofficial), FOX TV (@foxtv), IDW Publishing (@idwcomics), and many more.

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We’ll also be visiting some Tumblr artists over at Artists’ Alley.  Just a few of our must-sees include:

  • Katie Cook (@katiecandraw), artist and writer. Work includes My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic comics and her own webcomic, Gronk.
  • Patrick Ballesteros (@patrickballesteros), whose 25 Cent Wonders series depicts beloved franchises as kiddie rides.
  • Reilly Brown (@reillybrown), artist for Deadpool and Cable.
  • Chrissie Zullo (@chrissiezullo) whose art has appeared on covers for Josie and the Pussycats and Life with Archie.

To celebrate SDCC, we’ve released some SDCC-inspired stickers that will be available all month long. Perfect for your selfies and your hauls, from Comic-Con or the mall. 

Not enough? Never enough? We’ll be uploading live coverage over on Tumblr’s Instagram Stories and Snapchat all four days. See you around, Tumblr.

Morally Grey But Still Likable?

Writing morally grey characters readers will love.

@coinsanddeadlypoisons asked:

Do you have any tips about writing from the point of view of a manipulative character? I don’t want him to be an asshole but i am afraid the readers would see him as such. 

The large majority of the characters in The Warlord’s Contract are morally grey in one way or another, with one in particular being rather manipulative, and I’ve found that the same basic principles and tricks apply to them all, no matter which negative “asshole” attributes they exhibit.  

1. Why do they do what they do?

Readers will forgive most morally gray actions if they feel the character has a good reason for it. This reason can be anything number of things, often compounded. These include, but are not limited to:

  • The character’s goal is worth the sins they commit in the process.
  • Their past has conditioned them to do what they do.
  • They believe that they (or someone else) will suffer if they don’t.
  • They believe everyone else is already doing the same and they’re evening the playing field.
  • They believe their actions will benefit others in the long run.
  • They’re convinced they’ll be hurt if they don’t do it.

The reason(s) you character has do doing what they do should also make sense within the context of the story itself. Thematically, it should match or mirror other cause and effect situations you’re presenting, and it should fit (and often intertwine) with the character’s backstory and personality.

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BC I NEED TO RANT (warning: long post ahead)

You wanna know why ARMYs are so annoying???? Let me tell your salty asses something. BTS’ success is a monumental feat other artists can only dream of achieving. Many of the most popular Kpop acts right now come from relatively large companies who have other well-known artists to help catch the eye of the public – BTS didn’t have that luxury. They came from a management so small and unknown that they had to use staff as extras in music videos because they couldn’t afford to hire real actors to play miniscule roles. They debuted at a time where no one gave a single flying fuck about their existence and pretty much everyone thought they would be lucky if they lasted a year or two. Also, the boys were so poor that the 7 of them lived together in a tiny ass apartment where one member constantly had to borrow his mom’s kitchen supplies for cooking because they struggled to afford going out to eat or even simple shit like ramen.

Other Kpop groups get famous simply because of the company they come from, but since BTS’ management didn’t house other famous artists, they really had to rely on their talent to propel themselves to fame. Kpop is no doubt a highly manufactured industry and I get why there are so many criticisms towards it because so many groups are literally robots who just do whatever their company tells them to do. It’s very uncommon for artists to write/produce their own music, but BTS is one of the very few musicians in the business who are heavily involved in the creation process of each track of every album. Not only that, but the songs they write and produce aren’t just restricted to love; from the faults in the education system and consumer culture, to female empowerment, to mental health, breaking gender stereotypes, the struggles of youth and loss, BTS has written several socially conscious lyrics and are never afraid to tackle important topics that aren’t discussed enough within the public.

Along with their hard work in the creation process (including the immense time and effort they put into perfecting their intricate choreography), they are just genuinely kind and humble boys who are incredibly passionate and have a bond that can only be described as brotherly. BTS have and continue to be involved in various charitable organizations, most recently they partnered with UNICEF and created the #LoveMyself campaign to help put an end to violence. However, BTS is known for always, literally A L W A Y S, staying connected to their fans even though it would be in their best interest to keep their personal lives private. Yes, some people in this fandom are genuinely crazy and unfortunately BTS has encountered “fans” who have no self-control and respect for other people’s personal space. Despite that, though, the boys still regularly interact with fans through social media and they always find a way to tell ARMYs that they love us and are forever grateful for our support – a claim in which they never fail to prove. Almost every interviewer in America has asked the boys to discuss the most insane things their fans have done to them, but each and every time they continue to reinforce the fact that unlike what many people may think, we aren’t all your average teenage girls whose only dream is to marry them someday; they always make sure to put reporters in their place and they continuously defend us even when they’ve had various unfavorable experiences in the past. Even in person BTS are all extremely kind and respectful: from fans who’ve had the chance to meet them outside of their schedules to people who have actually worked with/for them, literally no one has anything bad to say about the group other than antis or people who are too ignorant to look into them.

And finally BTS is just a group of stupid idiots who have a bond closer than family. Each of them is a meme in their own right (some more than others lmao), but on a more serious note, they each have a distinct bond with one another that it’s hard not to get emotional because their friendship is truly genuine. They constantly praise one another, celebrate each other’s flaws rather than degrading them, and even when they’re on their separate vacations they always talk about how much they miss each other and how much they feel lonely when the other boys aren’t around. Let’s also not ignore the fact that the older 6 members!!!!literally!!!!raised!!!!!Jungkook (the youngest) from a shy, insecure 15 year old into the playful and confident adult he is today. On numerous occasions, each of the boys have said that BTS saved them and they can’t imagine spending every single day with any other group of people. They’ve been with each other through loss, depression, the brink of disbandment, through everyfuckingthing you can think of and while there have obviously been hardships, their bond has only grown stronger as a result.

Each of them have grown immensely and overcome various obstacles both as a group and individually. They’re set apart through the fact that they each possess different personalities and different concerns, but fundamentally they’re all the same in the sense that their passion for music and love for their fans enables them to put 150% into every performance and makes all the injuries, long hours of nonstop practice, and exhaustion from constant traveling worth it. After all this massive success, they are still the same silly boys from 2013 who have never forgotten their humble beginnings and still feel overwhelmed over every award they receive. Every milestone is seen as an opportunity to improve and release better content; they have never settled for “good enough” and they never intend to, and personally I think their fame is an inspiring message to everyone in the world that no matter how much the odds are against you, success will always be attainable as long as you remain humble and put in the hard work and effort to get there. A few years ago these boys could barely fill small venues in their own country and they would get excited over having 200 retweets… fast forward to 2017 and they are exceeding the boundaries of Kpop, reaching global success, performing amongst world-renowned celebrities, and are making massive achievements in an industry in which English is the dominant language and Asians are highly unrepresented.

After everything they’ve been through, everything they’ve sacrificed, they deserve this recognition more than anyone else and enthusiastically voicing our excitement for them is the least we can do to express our gratitude. So yeah, sorry that we freak out over every little mention of BTS in American media. Sorry that we never seem to shut up about them. Sorry that our fandom is so “annoying”, but we aren’t going to apologize for loving, supporting, and taking pride in a group that has truly changed lives through their music and passion.

Astro Notes pt 4🔵〰⚫️

•the energy in a composite chart is felt among both parties and each aspect is no longer dispensed in a planet person format but more in a sense of how it would act out in a natal chart. The variance here is that instead of it being a sole person that would feel those aspects it’s two people. This is why composite charts refer to a relationship that has been going on for years as the energies between two people would’ve had enough time to merge.

•Saturn in the 12th house people tend to desire isolation and may as they age prefer to live somewhere quiet and away from hustle and bustle of the real world. Somewhere where they can in a sense be free.

•Saturn in the 11th house people tend to fantasize the perfect “Friend group” but often times they get let down by what is right in front of them.

•mars in the 5th house is a more animalistic sex drive, Pluto in the 5th house is a more instinctual sex drive.

•depending on where your house rulers are placed the influence and traits attributed with the particular house or sign can be completely augmented or changed. Ex a empty sag in the 8th house with Jupiter in Pisces in the 11th house might be more Piscean in nature when it comes to intimacy and deep sex but also might have a more detached and electric energy about them.

•the 1st decan of a sign can be more self centered and immature-it takes them longer for their sign to progress into another sign.

The 2nd decan of a sign can be cooler in nature and can have a bit of a sensitive undertone to them-more easily emotionally aroused.

The third decan of a sign is a bit more on the observant side of things and as mature as they can be there is a slightly cold nature about them.

•you’re second house is more indicative of how you dress than your venus.

•your 2nd house is also your inner venus and your 7th house is your partnered venus while your natal venus is your projected venus-the house venus falls in is how it is expressed and where it is expressed.

•mars in the 8th house individuals have a strong brain to nerve connection which allows them to have very serpent like and easily seductive movements.

•people with a lot of planets in the fire houses tend to have a warmer body and be usually the types to have racing hearts. Those with houses in the water houses, especially the 8th tend to have colder bodies and ligaments. There heart beats are usually faint and hard to hear.

•Neptune in the 8th/12th and 6th can be harder to put under stimulants including anesthesia.

•Capricorn rising usually maintain lean bodies! And even when weight is gained it goes away usually very easy. Even when in the Taurus decan.

•Taurus rising can have aggressive movements and seem a bit easily irritable once you get to know them-due to having Aries on their 12th house cups.

•5th house is how you date, the mood you have to be in to make a baby, and your immediate turn ons. “The first date” so to speak.

•the 8th house is how you are after years of being with someone. How you really have sex. How you act when something scares you. And your secret self. How you deal with money in relation to others and your feelings towards occult matters and death while also in a minor way giving you some insight on how you may pass.

•the 12th house is who you are when you’re by yourself. This is the sleepy you. The intoxicated you! The you you’re not always aware of. This is the you that unconsciously comes out that people always tell you about. Your fantasies and the things you dream about. This is also your secret kinks and hidden sexual nature. This is your instinctual sex style that comes out with out you knowing.

•the 4th house is your fam bam! This is your family get togethers! This is a little more about how your mommy was. This is getting grounded. And the rules you were raised with. This is your ingrained traits and genes. This is your manners or lack of. This is what makes you feel safe. This is what you need in a relationship. This is what you cry about on a deep deep level. Lovers that have any planets here especially moon/mercury/venus hit you deep.

•Saturn/mercury/Jupiter/Uranus/Pluto are often a focal focus in many fashion designers and models of many.

•strong Neptune and 10th house focus are usually in heavy focus in the charts of actors and film makers as well as strong water dominance.

•strong venus/Lilith/Eros and 2nd-12th House focus is noticed in the charts of singers! As well as Uranus especially aspect to mercury.(for the changes in vocal tones) this rings true for rappers as well who tend to have strong Gemini or 3rd house influence!

•usually having aspects that you have nataly show up in your synastry will show that it’s a relationship that will effect you deeply as you see them and their actions in yourself and feel deeply understood and connected to them.

•synastry with water signs are receptive and tend to go both ways even in overlays because of the nature of water to reflect.

•synastry with fire signs is more “I” based and can be one sided due to the fact that it’s more about how each person is individually being affected.

•synastry with earth signs can be more energy based and can feel like a pendulum affect! It can often times switch between who feels it more based on how the energy is flowing.

•synastry with air signs is more about the atmosphere. Usually its felt mentally before emotionally and because of this there is an imbalance of one person thinking about it and the other feeling it.

•saturn square Pluto people are extremely intense and hate any idea of being controlled-usually they despise politics and hate enforcement of any kind especially by the law.

•Moon in Aquarius due to being ruled by Saturn usually are bubbly and talkative and often times odd one moment then they’re serious and observant, more on the quiet side of things from out of nowhere.

•Aries moons are extremely honest. They’re not the types to beat around the bush and if they are this usually is only done if it’s someone they care for and feel a need to be more cautious about approaching because of this.

•Aries venus and Scorpio Venus are turned on by rough housing and provoked arguments. They love seeing you fein for them-that desire is like sex for them without actually having it. This is because of the confrontational energy presented in both mars and Pluto.

•Moon in Virgo never feel completely comfortable in social situations and always keep a huge chunk of themselves in a black box so to speak as they tend to not like to over share.

•many water signs from now till the end of 2018 along with Leo/Taurus/Aquarius/Aries/Gemini are going to be undergoing some big changes and may even be entirely different people following-due to Jupiter in Scorpio. Your feathers will indeed be ruffled.

☺️ tried to make part 4 longer since it took so long to show up aha!

The Best Girlfriends of the Zodiac, Ranked Worst to Best
12. Scorpio

She comes in last. Beware of the Scorpio woman out of all the signs. She is the one you should be the most frightened of. You have to be prepared for the honesty of a Scorpio girlfriend. She will be very passionate, and she will show you that she loves you in ways you’ve never experienced before. But the moment that you make a big mistake, expect that she is going to be ruthless in bringing you down. When you are on her good side, she is the best you can get. Just remember that!

11. Virgo

The Virgo girlfriend may be critical about the relationship that you have with her. Insecurity can play a big role. Even though you try to reassure her your love, this won’t be sufficient at times.  She is usually the most insecure of the people that you meet, and she gets jealous easily. But you think that she is perfect in every way or at least, perfect for you.

10. Aries

A relationship with an Aries girl is in one word ‘intense’. Because she feels everything to the core. She frequently rushes into things so you may get intimidated in the beginning especially if you think you are still not ready for a new relationship.  Though, if she senses the smell of being unwanted she’ll be already out the door. If she included you in her world, she will do everything in her power to have fun and make your day a better one.

9. Taurus

Taurus women are very fond of their freedom. That is why relationships in the beginning can go very slow. She has to know you are worthy of her love. If you won her over she will be extremely loyal. She is your mother, your cook and your lover all at once. Don’t mess this up, you will not get a second chance.

8. Cancer

If you would like to be pampered and cared for, you need a Cancerian girlfriend. You can expect that she will be wearing her heart on her sleeve all the time. You know exactly how she is feeling. You do not want to upset her, but she tends to become upset easily over the smallest things. She is not very trusting, and it will take a long time for you to get her trust but just seconds to break it. She cares for you, but at times, she does not want to show it though it is evident. Her contradicting actions may seem confusing for you, but the moment that you get her, she will do her best not to break your heart.

7. Leo

If you are big on romance, Leo is your sign to date. Magical and enchanting romantic affairs the kinds of relationships you thought only exist in the movies. Not easy to uphold but this is everything she wants and she will fight you for it. Leo women like a ‘project’ as a partner or someone that need to be ‘saved’.

6. Aquarius

The perfect average girlfriend. She’s right there in the middle. She is very loyal and committed when it comes to relationships but also has a very eccentric aspect to her personality. She is very independent. She may also be considered weird because people do not understand her thoughts and actions. The moment that you get to know her better, you will begin to realize what she is trying to prove. And you will see how wonderful she is.

5. Gemini

A Gemini woman is a healthy mix of positives and negatives. You will have your fair share of fun and exciting times, but you will also go through your fair share of struggles. Most of the time, a Gemini woman is fun, adventurous, and easygoing. However, they also have a dark side about them that they reveal every once in a while.

4. Libra

You almost can never go wrong with dating a Libra girl. She is known to be one of the most genuinely kind people out of all the Zodiac signs. They tend to always portray a positive spirit and they always want the people around them to be happy. However, you have to be very careful with your words around a Libra woman. She has the tendency to get hurt fairly easily. She does not like having conflicts with the one she loves so even if she senses that something is wrong or even if you did something that she did not like, she would not say anything about it. If you are a jealous type you must know, a Libra woman tends to be very charismatic and social. She will be surrounded with quite some people.

3. Capricorn

A Capricorn woman is someone who will never come up short when it comes to effort. She is always going to give her 100% dedication and commitment to any relationship. Although she can be difficult to deal with because of her perfectionist ways, you will always end up thankful for having her in your life. You know that your life would be just way worse without her in it.

2. Pisces

While typically, a Pisces girl is always shy at first, she is most definitely going to be worth all the patience and effort in the world. She is incredibly trustworthy and you can always rely on her to take care of your heart. She is very skilled at figuring out how you’re feeling at any particular moment. She is also very sensitive and careful with both her words and actions.

1. Sagittarius

She is always guarded but the moment that you can conquer her heart, you will be one of the few special people in her life. If you manage to land a Sagittarius girl, she is on an endless pursuit to always push you to become the best version of yourself. She is a very selfless and generous human being who always places the needs of others above her own.
They are always in the business of trying to make the people around them better. And that is why she has been declared as the best girlfriend.

Everything Has Changed (Part One)

Summary: In which everything changes when you discover Bucky’s true feelings for you in a very unconventional manner.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 2,880

A/N: The goal is to make this a mini-series. Fingers crossed that it stays that way. 

Originally posted by caps-bucky

“All clear,” you whisper. For anyone else, those words would’ve been indiscernible because of how softly they were spoken. Luckily for you, you’re not with just anyone. You’re with a super soldier equipped with enhanced hearing.

From across the empty hallway, Bucky abandons his spot behind a tall filing cabinet and runs towards you, keeping his gun up and ready to shoot at any given moment.

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the reality of dating an INFJ female
  • constantly in tune with her emotional side; known for being empathetic; when you cry, she may be close to tears as well and when you’re full of joy, it’ll bring her mood up as well; more often than not her nurturing or motherly instincts are at play in her day to day existence; take friendships and romantic relationships seriously, and tend to have a smaller circle of intimates with whom she is truly close to
  • has a stronger drive to keep a relationship alive; she is a giver; exerts a lot of effort just to keep the bond between her and her romantic partner alive; is passionate about expressing her love to her partners; she comes up with surprises just to keep her relationship interesting and meaningful; she wants to build a strong and lasting relationship with her partner; she wants to be there for the other person as much as she can be, and to spend as much quality time with them as possible
  • is very determined; she performs well and easily achieves something for herself; often strives to perfect the craft she is involved in and she keeps on striving to make an organization work; has a strong sense of commitment and dedication to something that she is passionate about 
  • quiet, affable, even gentle;  is fairly feminine - she is tactful, modest, and even a bit reserved; an unobtrusive, sensitive, yet determined and stoic manner
  • you might be creeped out by her observational skills, because it won’t take her long to know when you want to take a nap by the way you wrinkle your nose when you yawn; she pays attention to the way a person talks, the words they use, and their body language
  • she is already thinking way into the future; she goes deep with it, but she won’t tell you about it (for obvious reasons)
  • she is an “idealist dreamer” who puts her money where her mouth is and ends up as a “doer” too; her combination of idealism and practicality is apparently pretty rare
  • everything she incorporates into her life does become part of her identity, like it or not
  • private, perfectionistic, and tends to burn out easily; she can get there all too easily and needs to take care of herself and set limits
  • she has strong writing skills and enjoys expressing herself on paper; she is passionate and requires meaning and purpose in order to find a task fulfilling; she does well in professions where her need for a cause to work toward is met
  • doesn’t usually want to control others, nor does she want someone else telling her what to do; isn’t very interested–and does not take kindly to–formal hierarchies, and routine tasks that lack a “why” 

Sun signs according to people I’ve met

Aries

Usually very motivated and energetic, they have a really strong aura around them. I admire them a lot, they seem like cool people and may seem intimidating but are super nice in person! Protective of their loved ones. Goals in terms of swag and athleticism they got. Teach me how to carry myself like you please.


Taurus

The cutest, most amazing (even if a bit stubborn) friends. Best partners for getting food or watching a movie together. Taurus boys are my cryptonite, Taurus girls are the loves of my life. They are very much real in a sense of being human. Sensual, chill and true, really “earthy”. Fake isn’t in their vocabulary. Seriously I know quite a few Tauruses and I love them all to death. Only problem is when we disagree on something major, neither will back down from the argument.


Gemini

I always lowkey hate on them, but they aren’t all that bad; Conversations with them are the most fun, and when I am with them I never get bored; I know a lot of male Gemini’s and no female ones sadly; in general they are nice people but usually fuckboys. Probably wouldn’t date one (but flirting with them is a lot of fun). Good sense of humour.


Cancer

Being a Cancer myself I tend to be drawn to a specific type of Cancer females on social media. Those are the The Moms, their entire vibe is really soft and warm and motherly but also protective and strong. We will cook you dinner because we love you. We are good cooks in general. Foul mouths and will fight you any time. Pretend to be edgy, but we usually aren’t. Crying over our partner (or lack of) all the damn time but usually in private.


Leo

Ughh. Leo females are okay but Leo males? They annoy me to no end and I always bicker with them, but at the same time they are usually really charming so :/. Lowkey hate them and their inflated ego but they are good friends which I appreciate. Loud and sooo in your face but loyal and can take you to the most bizarre and amazing places. Overall infuriating 0/10 do not recommend. (Jk)


Virgo

Okay, so I am biased, but Virgos are literally perfect human beings. They are smart, logical, neat and polished and just ugh. Especially females are really classic beauties with killer fashion sense. Overall all genders seem to have a feminine vibe? It’s sooo hard to get them even remotely interested in you but it’s worth it in the end. Can push you to be the best version of yourself. They can literally step on me. Heart eyes motherfucker.


Libra

Oookay, so. Libras are weird, man. It’s hard to dislike them, because they can be so nice but you never know if they are real nice or fake nice. Seems like usually fake tho. They are super gorgeous, in a very luxurious way and their lives are the true aesthetics. First impression is that they are pretty shallow, but I wouldn’t assume that about people without knowing them.


Scorpio

Damn I love Scorpios! Deep af, people I can talk to about my deepest thoughts, discussing occult stuff, cry on their shoulders or just hug it all out m8. I feel super comfortable with them. Best partners for planning an assassination on your ex (or Trump) tbh. Aesthetics on point as well. I am living for that mysterious grunge shit vibe. You go my bros.


Sagittarius

Don’t hate me for this, but the only sign I usually cannot stand to keep close are Sags. They are amazing conversationalists with the sharpest minds out there and interesting points of view. Talking to them about basically any topic can take hours and not get boring, and you could take them for an adventure for a week and it would be the best choice. But longterm relationship or friendship? Nah. I do not trust.


Capricorn

I have a lot of Capricorn women in my life and I admire them so much. They are so hardworking, punctual and they sacrifice themselves for their loved ones everyday, in every way. Also their love is so good and true, damn. The Cap stereotype is that they are bad with feelings but I strongly disagree. One of the most amazing signs out there. Protect them and treasure them.


Aquarius

Aw my favourite aliens. Just kidding. They are often misunderstood I think, but they are actually super cool. They are not afraid of being different and that’s a really admirable trait imo. Also the best partners for sharing your conspiracy theories with. If you feel like they just walked all over you, they probably didn’t mean it, they just don’t realize it sometimes? The most interesting people to keep around, if you can tolerate their cold exterior.


Pisces

Damn you Pisces. Why you all gotta be so unpredictable. I know a great deal of Pisces people and each of them is so different, it is simply impossible to categorize them in any way lol. My brother is a confident social butterfly. One of my friends is an aesthetics grunge queen with a lot of sadness inside. My other friend is pretty shy and introverted with a lot of super weird quirks (probably the only one fitting the usual Pisces category). Another one is a typical nerd who is however pretty choleric and fake on the inside. And another one was the spawn of satan and literally the ugliest and most selfish person I know. What even are Pisces lmao.

Construction revenge ten years in making and why I will never have another business partner.

Long story. TL:DR at bottom.

A little over ten years ago, when I was a young carpenter, I met a guy who I’ll call “chad” because f*ck chad.

Chad was a new hire by the company I was working for, and became my helper. We got along famously even though he was 10 years older than me, he didn’t mind working under a 23 year old carpenter as an apprentice.

Chad and I had worked together for 6 months when he brought up the idea of starting a business together, he figured between the two of us, we could easily run a crew and build houses.

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Sims 4: Pethood Legacy Challenge

A nine generation challenge for Cats and Dogs!

Use the tag #pethood so I can check out your posts, and take a look at my YouTube channel where I’ll be posting my own gameplay! 

Instructions:

  • No cheating unless it is for storyline purposes
  • Heir choice is entirely up to the player
  • Start on the smallest lot in Brindleton Bay
  • Purchase one tent then cheat funds to 0 

Gen 1: A Sim’s Best Friend

Dog Lover, [your choice], [your choice]

After a series of poor financial decisions, you find yourself homeless. You decided to travel to a town called Brindleton Bay to see if you can start a new life there. You earned money by getting a job and selling fish you caught.

  • Place only a tent on the lot 
  • Fish for money
  • Use public lots to satisfy all needs except sleep 
  • Introduce yourself to strays you encounter
    • Choose one out of the strays and befriend it, do not adopt 
  • Get a job
    • Once you are financially stable, adopt the stray
    • Become best friends with your pet
  • Make friends and fall in love
  • Have a child through adoption or biological means
  • Have your pet have puppies 
    • Raise the puppies for a few days before giving them up for adoption
  • Reach top of your career
  • Gift the heir with a kitten once they become a young adult 

Gen 2: Crazy Cat Lady/Guy

Cat Lover, Insider, Hates Children

Growing up, your household was filled with laughter and barks. You wanted to provide that kind of lifestyle for your children, just with meows instead of barking. With your new pet kitten, you decided to go into the city and start a new life. 

  • Move into a small apartment in San Myshuno with your kitten
  • Join the social media career
    • Simstagram the kitten almost every day 
  • Give the kitten its own room and pamper it
  • Fall in love with someone from the city
    • Move in together and have a child before becoming an adult
    • Avoid caring for the baby unless it is starving 
    • Argue with partner whenever the baby cries
    • Break up and kick partner out of apartment 

You thought you had found your perfect match. But love just brought you heartbreak and a child you never really wanted.

  • Adopt another cat
    • Name it after ex
  • Try to date again but fail
    • Adopt another cat and name it after the sim you pursued
  • Adopt a cat at random intervals after the child ages up from toddler 
  • Be good friends with every cat
  • Never throw a birthday party for the child
    • Give the child the smallest room possible

Gen 3: What A Foxy Sim

Noncommittal, Hot-Headed, Dance Machine

Maybe it was because you were neglected as a child, but you constantly craved attention. Ever since you were a baby, your mother never even glanced at you. Her attention was always on those damn cats. You vowed to never be like her. In fact, you didn’t want to be part of this pet-obsessed family at all. 

  • Leave the city as soon as you become a young adult
  • Despise your mother
    • Never introduce yourself to any family members
  • Work as a musician (or celebrity if you have road to fame) 
  • Go to clubs/bars whenever you can 
    • Never turn down an invite to a party
  • Flirt with random people, never become boyfriend/girlfriend
    • Go on dates every week, preferably with different people
  • Irresponsibly woohoo (risky woohoo or occasionally try for baby)
    • Once you are visibly pregnant stop going on dates

Pregnancy wasn’t something you wanted or expected. But you didn’t want a child to be neglected like you were. So you reluctantly decide to wrap up your partying days and settle down.

  • Move in with the person you have the highest romance bar with
    • Raise the child with them
  • Meet a little fox
    • Slowly befriend it
    • Eventually adopt
  • Never interact with a cat
  • Occasionally go on a date with someone other than spouse
  • Have child catch you cheating

Gen 4: I Want To Help

Cat Lover, Outgoing, Cheerful

Growing up, you had believed everything your mother told you. But seeing her cheat made you rethink everything she had ever said. You found out about your grandmother through her social media profile, and decided to fix everything that went wrong in your family.

  • Age up with high conflict resolution for mediator trait (Parenthood) 
  • Be friends with grandmother and mother
    • Fix their bad relationship with each other
  • Have a large group of friends 
  • Fall in love with a cat owner
    • Only start dating after learning traits
    • Marry and move out when your mother befriends the cat
  • Have multiple children
    • Love them equally
    • Try to give them good character values

You loved having a cat, and wanted to help all animals. So why not become a vet? Better yet, why not become a vet with your entire loving family? 

  • Open a family vet clinic 
    • Have it reach 5 stars
  • Adopt so there is always at least one pet in the family
    • If a pet becomes pregnant, keep as many pups/kittens as possible

Gen 5: Artistic Streak

Creative, Active, Family Oriented

Your parents taught you to give every life a chance. You loved animals dearly, and got along well with all (well, almost all) of your siblings. In your large family, there was never a silent moment. But you always felt like your life was lacking just a little bit of color…

  • Max creativity skill as a young child
  • Be friends with all siblings except one
    • If you want, you can sort out differences during adulthood
  • Join the painter career
    • Move into a small house/apartment
    • Adopt a cat and dog and give them custom paint
  • Paint pictures of your pets (paint by reference) 
    • Frame at least one of each
  • When you become successful, move to a larger home
  • Meet someone while walking dog and instantly fall in love
    • Propose and marry very quickly
    • Adopt or conceive a child on wedding night
  • Throw extravagant parties for your child and spoil them
    • After they age up from a toddler, die from unnatural causes

Your death was a shock to the entire art industry. Your child was devastated and took days off school to just cry. And your spouse? Well, they weren’t actually too upset. Because all this time, they had just wanted your success.

  • Have spouse join the painter career
    • You can cheat so they become successful immediately 
  • Repaint family pets
  • Spouse should not talk to the child unless absolutely necessary 
  • Child grows up with perfect grades
    • Achieve at least two positive character value (parenthood) 

Gen 6: Reach For The Moon

Jealous, Mean, Ambitious

Being the only child to a rich widow, you always got what you wanted. But it was never enough. You looked innocent at first glance, but you weren’t the nicest sim around. Anyone doing better than you made you jealous, and you could never get along with co workers. Your only goal was reaching the top of your career, and nothing was going to stand between you and your goal.

  • Work as a teen
    • Get perfect grades
  • Move out to a new neighborhood 
  • Join the astronaut career 
    • Haha get it? Shoot for the moon??
    • Be disliked by all co workers 
    • Always complete the daily task, even when your needs are low 
  • At level four of your career, join a random club
    • Befriend everyone except club leader 
    • Overthrow leader
  • At level five, adopt a pet that is the same breed as a neighbor’s or co worker’s
    • Make it more unique or better dressed
    • Max the training skill
  • At level six, fall for someone with a spouse
    • Get closer and eventually make them leave their spouse
  • At level seven, propose

Your fiancee was pretty decent, but you wanted someone that would make everyone around you green with envy. So you decided to explore your options before fully settling down. 

  • Flirt with other married sims
  • At level eight, leave your fiancee at the altar
  • Once you max your career, choose the most successful sim
    • Convince to leave spouse
    • Marry
  • Try to get twins (fertility trait, massages, or adopt two kids) 
    • If you don’t get twins, just have two children and age them together
    • Always age up the twins on the same day   
  • Favor one child over the other 
    • Bigger room, more toys, etc

Gen 7: Not My Fault

Bro, Clumsy, Kleptomaniac

Ever since you were young, you felt like your twin was always favoured over you. You were always too loud, too sloppy, or too annoying. Even your classmates preferred your twin as a friend. So you turned to less… mainstream methods of becoming successful. But hey, it wasn’t you who wanted to go down this path. You just wanted acceptance. Right..?

  • Have no close friends throughout childhood
  • Make only one friend during high school
  • Fall for a classmate
    • Watch as twin ends up dating your crush
  • When you age up, move out to live with your twin
    • Lock yourself into your room whenever your twin throws a party
    • Practice hacking
  • Your twin becomes successful in a publicly accepted career 
    • Doctor, business, etc
  • Get a job in a similar career but quit after a few days
  • Your twin gets married to your crush and has a child
    • Move out when the baby becomes a toddler
    • Get a house with your high school friend 
  • Adopt a raccoon
  • Hack for money
    • Steal items when funds are low
    • Max mischief skil
  • Sneak into twin’s house while he is at work
    • Seduce his/her spouse 
    • Leave before he/she returns
  • Get caught cheating

Getting caught made you realize how selfish you had become. By now, your feelings for your highschool sweetheart were close to nonexistent. Gradually, you begin to understand who you had loved all along. Somebody who had been by your side since high school

  • End relationship with twin’s spouse
  • Start dating roommate
    • Go on unique dates (go to the gym, garden together, visit the lighthouse, etc) 
  • Marry roommate
    • Adopt a child, even if biological child is possible
    • Other children are optional
  • Raise raccoon and child(ren) very well
  • Shelter child(ren) from your past and the dangers of the world

Gen 8: At Death’s Door

Snob, Family Oriented, Insane

Your family was never struggling for money, nor rich. Your parents had always shielded you from the dangers and pains of the world, and that lead to a pretty bland childhood. During your high school years, you began realizing how limited your life actually was. You wanted more. You weren’t content with just a normal life. You wanted something more… exotic.

  • Stay out late and rebel since high school
  • Move in with your grandparents during teenage life stage
    • Adopt a robot dog (custom paint) 
  • Have no curfew
  • Party often and have a large group of not so close friends
    • Date around, never get soulmate status
  • When one of your grandparents die, talk to the grim reaper
    • Fall in love with the grim reaper
    • Start trying to kill a sim to see the reaper again
  • Try to get one of the relationship bars to 50%
    • If you can’t make it after one sim death, keep killing sims
    • The sim is insane, so use any method
  • When you reach 50% in either friendship or romance
    • Add reaper to the household with cheats
  • Throw a lot of money into the wishing well (romantic garden)
    • Use the 1,000 simoleon option 
    • Wish for a child
    • Try to get the overwhelmingly negative or death outcome 
    • Treasure the child and raise him/her with the reaper

What were you thinking during your younger days? Dating the reaper of souls? Raising a child together? Strangely enough, you began craving the mundane life you wished to escape.

  • Break up with grim reaper, move him out
  • Begin dating a normal sim
    • Have a baby biologically or adopt
  • Get engaged, do not marry yet

Gen 9: Wished Upon

Evil, Loner, Foodie

Your mother abandoned your otherworldly father when you were young. Then she moved on to a boring old sim. You hated your sibling and your stepparent. You wanted your real family back. 

  • Join the renegades as a child 
  • Become enemies with stepparent
  • Despise sibling
  • Stage an “accident” for stepparent
    • Meet up with your reaper father
    • Get parents back together
  • Become a chef
  • Live on the museum lot by the graveyard
    • Adopt a ghost pet and befriend random ghost animals
  • Never marry 
Q&A Time

Let’s get to know each other! Answer as many as you can to me privately.

1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
9. Describe your perfect mate
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
56. State 8 facts about your body
57. Things you want to say to an ex
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
70. What turns you on?
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your first kiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

Harsh Venus Aspects ♀

Sun conjunct Venus: Not typically a disharmonious aspect and only applicable if the sun/Venus conjunction is afflicted by other circumstances. Difficulty creating cohesive interactions that benefit the development of the ego and possibly friction with masculine figures. Exhibits an attractive personality of tact and captivating charisma and inclined to exercise artistic practices. Charm can be used as a form of manipulation. Apt to be physically indulgent, lazy and self-concerned. Can embody and identify (sun) with the Handheld Mirror (Venus ♀), and reflect the character of other people, which makes an excessively accommodating character where they are unable to express themselves individually/genuinely.

Moon opposite/square Venus: Unable to emotionally relate to others and develop harmonious relationships with the mother, sister or feminine figures. The natural absorber and reflector of light (moon ◯) internalizes the Handheld Mirror (Venus ♀) so often reflects and mimics the emotions of others, disregarding their own emotional needs. The sense of creativity, music and imagination are strong and possibly used as coping mechanisms. A need to love and be loved. Feels they need relationships, so can experience moments of melancholy during loneliness. Apt to be indulgent and an exhibit clinginess/neediness. Creates superficial and unmeaningful relationships with others for the sake of wanting to be loved rooted from a fear of abandonment.

Mercury conjunct Venus:  Not typically a disharmonious aspect and only applicable if the mercury/Venus conjunction is afflicted by other circumstances. The way of thinking is optimistic, sweet and refined and the individual is inclined to the arts, music and literature. The conscious perception of realistic love may be flawed and idealized and the way of thinking can accommodate more to others then themselves. A superficial tongue and thought trend where lying may become a problem for the sake of wanting to be adored by everyone. A strong yearning for social connection with love always on the mind, yet contradicts themselves by tending to lose interest in interpersonal relationships erratically. 

Mars opposite/conjunct/square Venus: The anima and animus struggle (mars) to reach harmony (Venus). This is the romantic adventurer who possesses unyielding principles of justice, diplomacy and equity. If sexually inclined, enjoys the fusion of sex and love. There is much ambition regarding Venusian matters such as money, love and pleasure. The pleasure principle however, is prone to compulsion such as impulse buying or reckless sexual urges that must be consciously balanced. Attracted to danger. The individual wants to be independent, so could aggressively reject interpersonal and social relationships where they may feel trapped, dispirited and uninspired, even though they desire it so much. Apt to be the partner who leads and fights for love, yet also the partner who dictates, controls, bullies and causes strife within relationships. Venus is the handheld mirror (♀ reflection and projection) so they may attract partners of combative essence. Self-isolating due to the feeling that they only need to love themselves, yet self-antagonize in frustration when they wonder why love does not come their way.

Jupiter opposite/square Venus: The two favorable benefics contacting each other regardless of circumstance seldom creates friction, yet the love (Venus) and charitable (Jupiter) principles are swelled dramatically and the individual asks too much or gives too much in relationships. There is a constant search for “god” within everyone they meet, creating unrealistic idealizations of people, who are only human. The character is jovial and free-spirited where they are apt to see relationships as mere one-time adventures as opposed to devoting union, creating one who wishes to escape from relationships in fear their freedom is in jeopardy and not realizing that one can free their heart with others. Nonetheless, the character is good-natured, adventurous and big-hearted. Much emphasis on indulging in pleasure and focusing on mundane discoveries, such as desiring ample material wealth and valuing physical appearance, unaware that inner discovery is the “god” they are looking for, where genuine richness and appreciation rest within. 

Saturn opposite/conjunct/square Venus: The love principle is frozen in time and takes an eternity to thaw and realize its truest potential. The temperament and response to affection is awkward, withdrawn and reserved. Likewise, the expression of love or affection is slow to surface and the individual can experience emotional delays when reciprocating love. There are ambitions of material security and self-cultivation, but a fear of reaching for them. Saturn bestows a sense of abandonment to the loving nature and the individual may feel as though they have never received love that provided guidance to a dignified sense of self-worth. The coldness, distance and detachment that was projected onto them is projected onto others. When they are open to affection and social interaction, there is a high tendency to bitterly judge, criticize and minimize received affections which further restrict their own loving nature. With time however, (Saturn) the flower blossoms (Venus).

Uranus opposite/conjunct/square Venus: The character is buzzing with unique charisma. There is a liking to the unusual and the individual typically has a quirky aesthetic sense. Acts of affection and love are unconventional and they are prone to experiencing sudden upsets within relationships due to their inconsistency. Outwardly magnetizing yet inwardly high-strung, vacillating and temperamentally emotional causing unpredictable behavior. A tendency to get bored with people and their routine which creates a desire for thoughtless and irresponsible recklessness as a form of seeking change. Needs to practice giving as much space and freedom as they demand for themselves. Wants a connective social circle and unifying relationships yet will refuse to give themselves completely for the sake of preserving their independence and individuality.

Neptune opposite/conjunct/square Venus: The love principle (Venus) is dissolved, unclear (Neptune) so the person can feel uncertain and clueless concerning all themes of Love. The individual is sacrificial to their loved ones or has unrealistic and idealized expectations that their loved ones should sacrifice for them. Apt to fall for those who are unavailable or who need saving, bringing pain in their relationships. Can use art, daydreaming, music, spirituality and other creative expressions as a form of escapism. Inspirational to others and emits an alluring, captivating presence. Often projects their fantasies onto other people, imagining the ‘perfect’ partner and likewise their projections are reflected (♀) and they are romanticized by others. Apt to indulge and find pleasure (Venus) in their self-martyrdom (Neptune). Addicted to the idea of love but does not manifest the idea into action beyond dreams. Could be unknowingly deceptive; possesses unusual values; and shows inconsistency with resources. A desire for celestial union. The loving spirit (Venus) contacts the higher octave of love (Neptune) and so the loving nature is either elevated (Divine, Universal Love) or drowned (Delusional, Suffering Love).  

Pluto opposite/conjunct/square Venus: Self-fulfilling prophecy that love=doom and the power of the handheld mirror projects (♀) this attitude onto others and therefore makes doom happen in relationships; ruin comes true only because of their antagonistic and distrustful perceptions regarding love. The mirror is dual, what an individual sends out is what an individual will receive back. Sultry, strange compelling charm and an ability to master social situations. Can see sex as a beautiful art form. Must let go of possessive and jealous behaviors. Can abuse the love principle and use it to indulge in their obsessions: power, money, control and pleasure. Demand the utmost privacy yet infiltrates, probes and invades the privacy of others. Needs to practice monitoring their lust, greed and other compulsive desires. Deeply longs for love and being empowered by it, but refuse to acknowledge that only until they are truly loving themselves (until they surrender themselves genuinely to love) will love transform and embolden their spirit.

♏️ Scorpio in the houses

🏠1st house (= your ascendant)

  • you want to shock people with your appearance 
  • there’s a tendency to create a physical mask with your appearance that hides all your inner feelings 
  • may have give some seriously intense sex vibes 
  • you want to come off as mysterious, passionate and sexual, there’s a huge want to control people’s perception off you so that they don’t find out the real you
  • extreme self control, you are self aware that your own intensity can be overwhelming
  • controlling your emotional expression equals strength to you 
  • approaches new things with suspicion
  • can make people uncomfortable due to their intense presence
  • may have a bitter or resenting attitude 
  • it’s either all or nothing cause you’ll die trying 
  • projects powerful, magnetic and almost mysterious energies

🏠 2nd house

  • you have intense feelings about money, you either love it or hate it
  • very possessive about your earnings 
  • can treat people close to them as objects or possessions if they feel insecure and avoids bonding emotional with people close to them
  • might get jealous over others amount of money or possessions
  • doesn’t like talking about their money situation with people, very private about their money 
  • why should people get to know about the things you have or don’t have in life?? 
  • collects or buys things that others might think are strange or bizarre
  • you might use unconventional ways to earn money

🏠 3rd house

  • you prefer to hide your most private and inner thoughts
  • sarcastic!!
  • small talk wth you quickly turns into a deep conversation, like one minute it’s about the weather and then you hit them with the frightening reality of climate change
  • you can easily obsess over things in your head and become engulfed in new interests and passions, you need to investigate and get to the bottom of things
  • very frank and honest about things
  • everything that you think and say are beliefs and opinions that you strongly believe in
  • you have a very creative and different way of thinking 
  • may dominate conversations too much and be a bit too intense with how you communicate
  • you judge people very hard when they don’t do as you tell them to

🏠 4th house (IC)

  • wanting to be in control at home
  • might end up in extreme or unconventional home situations with family/the people you live with
  • you are comfortable with the extreme, possibly a person that’s very comfortable in their sexuality and dealing with strong emotions
  • when you go home you kind of like to hide away from the world, because of this you want to create the perfect home environment for yourself 
  • never mess with this person’s family!! they will hunt you down for it
  • private about family matters
  • may be the dominate or one of the dominate people in the family/household

🏠 5th house

  • you seek out intense experiences that makes you feel deep things
  • a freak in the sheets, aka you like to experiment and explore with sex
  • you are attracted to the emotional complex, these people intrigue you
  • emotional intensity!! you are super down for that
  • very sensual
  • you want to solve mysteries in life, might enjoy hobbies where you research a lot
  • might try to change your partner and be a bit too possessive and intense 
  • can have a hard time letting go of loved ones, especially if you have kids and they start to grow up and become independent

🏠 6th house

  • serious about work, aka obsessed with it
  • might be too intense for others to work with which is why you usually work best alone
  • coworkers might find you intimidating
  • maybe working with research, science or finance would be good for you?
  • everything in your daily life is about finding intense depth both emotionally and spiritually 
  • might be extremely focused on details, but this obsession you prefer to keep to yourself
  • you don’t like showing people the process in how you get shit done or achieve things you just like to showcase the final result so you don’t reveal anything in between or any possible struggles you’ve dealt with 
  • has a strong need to control your own life
  • you help people by snapping them out of self pity and bringing them back to reality, this may make you come of ass cold 

🏠 7th house (Descendant)

  • you are attracted to power and status
  • might get jealous and possessive with romantic partners
  • you want a partner that’s so strong that not even you can control them
  • can have a hard time treating your partner like an equal
  • having a successful relationship is something that you value and feel like you need in order to feel fulfilled in life
  • you fall hard for people and truly understand the depth of love but can become insecure when your jealous and possessive instincts become too much
  • you attract very dark and mysterious relationships that are full of emotional depth and intimacy

🏠 8th house

  • you have a hard time opening up about your feelings/opinions about other people
  • people might think you are stuck or in a serious low but you always manage to get back up no matter how many times you fail or fall
  • you don’t like sharing money and finances with your partner
  • you get power and control by making money, owning things/people and with sex
  • very intutive and can be very good in bed because you pick up fast on what your partner likes
  • but you can also use sex as a weapon in relationships and use it to control or manipulate people
  • you provide a super intimate, loyal and sensual intensity for your partners

🏠 9th house

  • unconventional beliefs and practices intrigue you
  • you love educating yourself on subjects that really interest you and showing people how to be in control
  • your emotions are very connected with your spiritual and philosophical beliefs
  • can have issues with being practical because you communicate in such a abstract and deep way
  • might manipulate people into doing bad things 
  • you look for people that are open to your beliefs and your intellect, which can make your views and beliefs quite narrow because you don’t surround yourself with new and different beliefs which can enrich/transform your own

🏠 10th house (Midheaven)

  • very ambitious and workaholic tendencies
  • success is very easy with your amazing focus and strong will, as long as your extreme emotions and destructive behaviors don’t get in your way
  • comes across as powerful and strong in the public eye
  • will do almost anything to achieve their goals and to make an impact
  • can easily become drained when they give too much energy into their work and don’t take time to relax
  • they can go through difficult or challenging situations and still be able to deal with them because they know that no matter what they will survive 
  • taking risks and changing in life can be a great way for these people to heal emotionally
  • thrives when they learn to balance intellect with their feelings!!
  • becomes easily frustrated when they aren’t allowed to indulge or get what they want in life

🏠 11th house

  • you want to/try to surround yourself with dynamic, powerful and energetic people
  • you want friends that share the same views as you
  • very picky about who you befriend, but once friends you are super loyal
  • obsessed with your dreams and will work hard to reach them
  • you prefer facing your problems with other people in a group setting than by yourself
  • you don’t like to focus too much on your own feelings, instead you want to experience hardships with others so that the feelings becomes more relatable and even generalized so they are easier to handle because then they don’t feel so personal anymore
  • however you don’t like the things that you share with your friends to reach people outside of your social circle, you are private and secretive with your group of friends
  • can have issues with their own identity and because of this they might have issues relating to other people when they can’t even relate to themselves
  • strays away from too deep and personal subjects, they like it easy and breezy
  • can be possessive of friends and too dominating and not letting them be or become who they truly are!! 

🏠 12th house

  • you can find strength in things that other people might look past or shy away from
  • are all your feelings on lock down?? cause I mean they are very much locked away, with like 3 or more locks. you might wanna unlock at least one or two just a friendly tip
  • somewhat of an underdog because people really don’t know how powerful you are and you might even miss it yourself
  • you have a mysterious aura
  • has issues separating your own feelings with other people’s feelings, they can easily get mixed up
  • very open to other people’s emotions and energies
A LETTER TO EVERY OLDER SIBLING OUT THERE:

i. You don’t have to be perfect the first time. Or the next. Or the time after that. There are a million ways to fail at what you do. There will always be a reason why they still look up to you.

ii. Stop looking at your hands like they are made of papier-mâché. They will not melt just because you haven’t found the right way to keep yourself up on top of supporting your siblings too. It is enough to marvel at the beauty of how every piece of you holds everything together to make your family bigger.

iii. Most rough days will evaporate. You might not even catch a glimpse of them scattering through the air. Sisters and brothers have a way of licking wounds without ever looking at them. Remember to acknowledge it every now and then. Sometimes the bleeding stops where the pain chooses to stay.

iv. Proximity will always be taken for granted. You will miss them when they are one delayed flight away and not reachable through a hall separating bedroom doors. Indulge in shared seconds now when you can.

v. What you do is important. Who you are matters. Just as much as parents and pets and life partners and social circles and a career and a future. You are essential to the equation for a fuller definition of their happiness. Don’t forget you exist for more than the sandbox years when they were just another hog to the toys. Or fight to pick. Or lesson to teach. Or wisdom to learn. Or person to drive. Or confidant to trust. Or kid to love. They are with you for the long run. Keep them with you always.
—  A letter to every older sibling out there
Put on some socks

Pairing: Eggsy Unwin x American!Reader
Summary: You’re a member of the Cupler Ring and you’re working with Galahad on a mutual assignment. Overbooked hotels lead to everyone’s favorite scenario: bed sharing.
Genre: Smut, apparently. Fluff, too. Still not sure how the smut happened, though…
Warnings: It’s smut, what do you expect? Things get a little rough (hair pulling, light spanking, etc.), but nothing major.
Word count: 3,910

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A/N: Tumblr flipped and screwed the original post up, so let’s try this again…

Originally posted by theandrophile

“Put on some socks, dammit,” your partner, Eggsy, grunted as he ran a hotel towel over his wet hair. “I don’t wanna deal with your ice feet tonight.”

You chuckled to yourself, shaking your head and looking back down at the tablet resting in your lap. You and Eggsy – or Galahad, as the Kingsmen called him – teamed on this assignment a few weeks back when your paths crossed and you realized you were working the same case. While your team – the “petticoated patriots,” as the larger organization playfully called you – was weary of working with “the red coats,” you happily accepted the help. A fresh set of eyes wouldn’t hurt, and neither would establishing connections and a working relationship with your buddies across the pond.

Additionally, Eggsy was a cute, funny guy. In your line of work, the only guys you ever met were fellow Cuplers (and you weren’t really a fan of dating within the workplace) or bad guys that you had to take down. Hanging out with a cute guy who wasn’t a coworker or criminal was a nice change of pace.

“You’re the one who got all cuddly last night,” you reminded him, your memory flashing back to your new partner holding you close to his shirtless chest throughout the night. “You’re like a fucking furnace, by the way. I actually thought I was going to get heat stroke at one point.”

Eggsy responded by pitching his damp towel at your head, which you promptly tossed to the floor.

“Seriously, my guy,” you continued with a teasing smile. “I woke up like five times last night and you were wrapped around me like a baby koala.”

Eggsy smiled and hopped onto the bed, blue eyes trained on you.

“People love baby koalas,” he told you with a smirk.

You laughed. “Oh, do they?”

“Mhmm,” he nodded, crawling closer to where you sat at the head of the bed. “’sides, love, you’re the one that picked the room. All a ploy to get me into bed, yeah?”

You scoffed, your face heating up at the insinuation. That may not have been your original intention, but it wasn’t as much of burden as you pretended.

“Definitely,” you said. “It didn’t have anything to do with the fact that I booked the room last minute and a single was all they had left.”

“Coulda had the penthouse,” he pointed out, rolling over and leaning against the headboard.

“I see ‘discretion’ isn’t in the Kingsmen handbook,” you said with an eyeroll.

Eggsy shifted in the bed, folding his hands behind his head and glancing down at your lap.

“It is,” he argued, smirk still firmly in place. “It’s just not as important as style.”

“Figures,” you laughed.

He groaned in response, reaching across you and turning off the bedside lamp before inching under the covers.

“Whatever ya say, Yank. Put your socks on and turn in.”

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