this is illegal oh my god

  • other reality cooking shows: TEN ASSHOLES in a room, all of them PUMPED UP on CRYSTAL METH and THIRSTY for HUMAN BLOOD. we’re gonna SYSTEMATICALLY DESTROY their self-esteem until one of them LOSES IT, throws HOT FAT in another one’s FACE and DISFIGURES THEM FOR LIFE. you are GUARANTEED to DIE of second hand anxiety
  • me: *yawns* that was ok i guess. a nice relaxing watch before bed
  • the great british bake off: we are going to find the twelve most adorable people in the uk and politely request them to whip up some of britain’s favourite sweet treats. they will talk in soft voices, make self-deprecating jokes, and emotionally support one another. an elderly lady and her middle-class henchman are going to sample their bakes and offer gentle feedback.
  • me: oh my GOD are you trying to KILL me I CAN’T HANDLE THIS my HEART’s exploding this should be ILLEGAL @bbc TONE IT THE FUCK DOWN

I bet people at the Garrison were constantly like “oh my god, Keith Kogane is SUCH a bad boy. He’s so mysterious… I heard he illegally races, that’s why he’s able to pull off those incredible stunts in the stimulator. And his eyes? They just SCREAM ‘dangerous.’ Jeez, I would NOT want to fight this guy. I don’t think I’d make it out alive.”

(Elsewhere)

Keith: (on the roof) where the fuck is my classroom

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MOKONA NO THIS WAS IMPORTANT. 

MOKONA PLEASE. I WANT TO EXPLORE THE FLOATY BUBBLES SOME MORE. 

It is very possible that I was reading too much into the floaty bubbles and it is not actual. 

BUT ALSO WHO THE HELL KNOWS AT THIS POINT. I AM SUSPICIOUS OF TOO MANY THINGS. I JUST DON’T KNOW.

I have also been staring at those suits for long minutes now. I feel like I should say something beyond “wow”, and yet that’s all I can think of. 

So. Like. 

Wow. 

WHAT IF LOCUS GOT IT WRONG IN HIS DIARY AND THEY’RE JUST STARING BECAUSE IT’S WHAT PEOPLE DO

HECK WHAT IF CAMP IS PRETTY MUCH LIKE EVERY OTHER GROUP OF PEOPLE GATHERING IN ONE PLACE

SO THERE’S ILLEGAL PICTURES OF LOCUS WITHOUT HELMET CIRCULATING AROUND

AND PEOPLE ARE STARING BECAUSE “HOW THE FUCK IS THAT GUY”

THIS GUY

“I mean what the FUCK he has such pretty grey eyes OH MY GOD”

“HOW IS HE SO PRETTY”

“THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE”

…AND THEN WHEN LOCUS WALKS PAST, THEY SHUT UP. AS SOON AS HE IS OUT OF EARSHOT, THEY START GOING LIKE “I WOULD DATE HIM.” “NAH I BET HE KEEPS THE MASK ON EVEN IN BED YOU KNOW” 

Shit People Say to Service Dog Handlers
  • Man getting on the elevator with me: “Is he… is it safe? I mean, he’s in a muzzle!” (it was his gentle leader)
  • Other man in the elevator: “Man, I’ve always wanted to get a service dog who was also an attack dog!” And after I mention that’s illegal: “What? Why?”
  • Lady in line for the bus: “Oh my god, he’s beautiful!” Me: Yes, he is, thank yo- *completely ignoring me, crouching down to eye level with my dog* “You’re beautiful! And so sweet! And so smart, aren’t you!”
  • Literally so many people that I wanna scream: “Who are you training him for/It’s so nice that you’re training that dog to help people!”
  • After I reveal that he’s my service dog: “What? You’re not blind!/Where did you serve?/But what for? What’s wrong with you?”
  • Loudly, publicly, and right next to me but for some reason not directed towards me: “He’s a service dog, he helps people who are blind… Wait, no, she’s not blind, I dunno what’s wrong with her. How do we know he’s a real service dog?”

…and many more! Literally all of these interactions (or lack thereof) took place in the same day! I constantly scream inside!

  • *soo ho as a police officer interrogating yeo wool part 1*
  • soo ho: dude, just because we're friends doesn't mean i'm letting you off easy, alright? you're here for questioning.
  • yeo wool: honestly, though- i have no fucking clue why i'm being questioned. like, why am i here?
  • soo ho: well, it says here that... oh my god, yeo wool. AGAIN?
  • yeo wool: what?
  • soo ho: you strip danced at okta and got illegally paid again?
  • yeo wool: don't be silly. it was legal. it was all in cash.

i love stephen colbert my dude i just i love him so fucking much he’s the light of my life my sun and all my stars jesus fuck i can’t even with how much i love him atm fucking END ME. IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL FOR ANYONE TO BE THIS MUCH OF A GOLDEN RAY OF SUNSHINE

BTS as things my father has said:
  • Namjoon: this may be the third day in a row we've gotten chilli's for dinner but i don't hear any of you complaining
  • Seokjin: *someone calls his daughter pretty* thanks. oh you meant her?
  • Hoseok: *laughing hysterically at viral cat videos from 2010*
  • Yoongi: *teaches own children how to illegally download music*
  • Taehyung: guys. oh my god. there's a frog in the garage.
  • Jimin: do not make me dance mediocre ballet in the middle of this JC Penney i WILL do it
  • Jungkook: *almost bursts a blood vessel trying to carry 12 bags of groceries in one trip*
lawyerlarrie replied to your post “okay so because i’m stubborn i couldn’t let the ‘larries made up pap…”

Now that you’ve included that whole thing, their argument is almost word for word my point about antis making up the idea that closeting is illegal. Except mine was accurate and theirs is not. But they used the exact same way to make the argument, they just don’t have the evidence to support it. It’s almost verbatim, if I remember my post correctly.

OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT.

YOUR POST:

THEIR POST:

THAT ANTI PLAGIARIZED YOUR RESPONSE

I just watched Empire of Corses a few hours ago, and OH MY GOD! that movie is awesome, the art is so gorgeous that must be illegal. And I lost my mind every 10 minutes there, I can’t believe how fast I ended with a OTP in that movie.

The plot was amazing, since my english is very limited I am unable to explain how amazing and perfect that movie was.

I always think if the trolls that are hating me bcause my Yurio arts are all over Tumblr saying to every artist that draw him “OH GOD! THAT’S ILLEGAL! YOU HAVE NO MORALTY! YOU SHOULD FEEL DIRTY! YOU DESERVE JAIL!” as sick as f☆ck while being on their chair doing nothing productive to the world. You’re using good people’s oxigen to grown your false moralty.
I’m so frustrated about this. Sorry all.

anonymous asked:

Oh my god.. Thanks to you I've just watch bts billboard videos of Inu and dope... Holy s**t... Those white shorts, they're illegal... I was dying, I mean... Those shorts... And Jungkook, he was so damn hot... Omg, he's ruining my life... I'll never forget this video.. Omg! Right now I am really glad spring is coming, this means shorts, shorts and more shorts! 😏

ikr his fucking thighs in shorts hAH BYE and jungkook with that swept back hair is something that needs to come back asap even if it hurts like hell ahfogirejfdk