this is humor guys

halloween (1978) / starter sentences.

  • ❛ death has come to your little town, _____. ❜
  • ❛ it’s halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare. ❜
  • ❛ it was the boogeyman… ❜
  • ❛ i have a feeling that you’re way off on this. ❜
  • ❛ see anything you like? ❜
  • ❛ you’ve fooled them, haven’t you, _____? but not me. ❜
  • ❛ don’t you think it would be better if you referred to ‘it’ as 'him’? ❜
  • ❛ your compassion’s overwhelming, _____. ❜
  • ❛ i hate a guy with a car and no sense of humor. ❜
  • ❛ still spooked? ❜
  • ❛ _____, if this is a joke, i’ll kill you! ❜
  • ❛ i don’t like that story anymore. ❜
  • ❛ but i saw the boogeyman! i saw him! ❜
  • ❛ well, kiddo, i thought you outgrew superstition. ❜
  • ❛ you want a beer? ❜
  • ❛ it’s most definitely stopped being funny, now cut it out! you’ll be sorry. ❜
  • ❛ sleep tight, kids. ❜
  • ❛ shouldn’t we go on up to the hospital and… ❜

alright but listen, just listen, hypothetically if lotor was the galra from the weblum, how hilarious would it be if he was just deadass convinced that he owed a life debt to keith???? like can we please just talk about a ridiculous s3 in which the big bad is actually just like “hard pass, this guy saved my life, not gonna kill him” or, maybe life debts are a big deal in galra culture and so lotor physically can’t be the one to take out voltron because it would involve killing keith in the process. i mean can you imagine how hilarious it would be to have to explain to galra generals that, sorry, their prince can’t come to the battlefield right now because the mullet guy pulled him out of a small intestine once

Ok, so, the gang is getting chased by a ghost yeti through the world’s longest abandoned saw mill.

Seriously, the place is like a mile long and one perfectly-straight line. It just keeps going and going.

Freddy: “Watch out, he’s right behind us!”

They run off screen, and then–

–we see the bad guy, who is, in fact, right behind them.

Freddy: “Quick! Behind those logs!”

Um… Fred? 

If he’s mere feet behind you, in an otherwise-empty building with perfect sightlines, isn’t it almost physically impossible for him to not see y–

…oh.

Never mind, I guess.

BATHROOM HACK:

every time you want to use a gender neutral restroom, and find yourself standing in between a men’s room and a women’s room, you run very fast at the wall in between the men’s room to the women’s room, and thats how you access the secret gender-neutral bathroom nine and three quarters

8

who thought it was a solid plan to put Anakin in charge of thousands of impressionable 12-year-olds honestly i ask you