this is how i enter rooms

The Kiss of Life

Prompt: how about one where reader and Keith visit that crazy altean pool and reader almost gets drown and Keith has to give her ‘the kids’ and when she comes to grips he’s like “ if you wanted to kiss me you should have just asked” and they kiss again? by anon

“What even is this place?” Y/N asked as she and Keith entered the room. The pool was absolutely beautiful…. Except it was upside down on the ceiling. “How do you even get in?”

“I am honestly not quite sure. Lance and I were in here a while back and it just sort of scooped us up and then dropped us again.” Keith said as he laid their towels in one corner of the room, hopefully well out of the splash zone.

Y/N stepped forward and suddenly was pulled upwards. She didn’t expect to be submerged so quickly, so she had not taken a deep enough breath. She flailed a bit and coughed. Keith quickly moved forward and was also sucked up by the pool. He pulled Y/N close to him as the pool quickly dropped them back to the floor.

Keith panted as he held an unconscious Y/N in his arms. She wasn’t breathing and her eyes were closed. He quickly laid her down on the floor and began to perform CPR on her.

What seemed like an eternity later, she rolled to her side and began to cough up water. Keith gently rubbed her back until her body stopped shaking.

Y/N rolled back over to face him and smiled at him. “If you wanted to kiss me you should have just asked. You know, instead of almost drowning me in this crazy space pool. ”

Keith laughed and kissed her forehead. “I’ll keep that in mind for the future.”

You’re Everything Harry Styles Smut for Anonymous

I sat in my apartment with a video tape in my hands staring down at it. Amazed by how one moment I was looking for past videos of my fiancé and I to having silent tears fall down from my face and a bottle of wine gone.

“Fiance I’m home!” My fiancé called out as he entered our apartment and dropped all of his things at the door like any other night. He came into the family room and saw me looking down at my hands with the tape. “Babe what is that?” He asked and I looked up at him and his face softened when he saw my tears.

“Why don’t you see for yourself. You can pull a full on marathon with the videos you have.” I said as I slapped his video to his chest as I walked toward our bedroom.

“Babe I’m so confused what is this?” He asked as he followed me in and I started packing a small bag. He stopped me and made me look at him.

“Those videos are all your sex tapes with all your past girlfriends, or one night stands! Next time you should hide them better or don’t call them Harry’s High School Scores!” I yelled as I kept packing my clothes and he stopped me from packing.

“Babe I just named those because I didn’t want my mom seeing them. I thought those were lost the moment we decided to move in together.” He said and I sighed and rolled my eyes.

“You never thought about telling me you’ve ever made a sex tape! Or should I say sex tapes!” I yelled  and went to the kitchen to get my phone charger.

“I didn’t know you at the time! This was before you where I was a complete jerk and didn’t care who I slept with.” He argued and I turned and looked at him sad.

“Harry.” Was all I said and he knew how hurt that caused me. Harry has been the only person I’ve slept with. He knew this and he knew how much stress it caused me and how important waiting was for me.

“Babe I didn’t mean it like that. I was careless back then but we’ve been together for so long and I chose you. I want you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You knew I have been with a lot of women.” He argued and I sighed.

“Harry hearing you say it is one thing but seeing it on tape with these women who are so out of my league.” I said in a sigh and he gently grabbed my hands and I looked up at him.

“Love what are you talking about?” HE asked and I looked back down starting to feel my eyes water.

“They’re so beautiful and sensual and experienced.” I said and I walked away and went back to our bedroom with tears falling onto my cheeks. I felt Harry come in and he hugged me by my waist. He kissed my shoulder and rested his chin.

“Love you are so divine and graceful and gentle and kind. I love you for who you are not because you aren’t sexually experienced. You’re everything to me even if you don’t see it.” He whispered while lightly rubbing my hip bones knowing that would help relax me.

“It’s hard to not compare myself to those women.” I whispered with a dry voice and he gave me gentle squeeze.

“Those women aren’t you. They didn’t steal my heart away , they didn’t make me belive in love. They never made me feel the way you do every single day.” He said and he lightly kissed the back of my neck. I closed my eyes and sighed and slumped my shoulders.

“Harry—“

“Love I’m so sorry. That was an old side of me that I hated, I love the side you bring me out and I want to be this side for the rest of my life. With you.” He interrupted and I turned around with silent tears covering my eyes and blurring my vision. He whispered soft ‘shhs’ and wiped my tears away. I leaned up and kissed him catching him off guard. He kissed me back and scooped me off my feet and gently laid me on the bed.

“You’re everything to me.” HE whispered before kissing down my neck and I unbuttoned my shirt while he lifted mine to kiss my stomach knowing how much I liked it. I let out a small whimper as his hands groped my breast through my bra and I felt him smirk. He unbuttoned my shorts and pulled them all the way down while I took off his shirt.

“My beautiful baby not wearing any underwear. I love it when you’re naughty.” He growled and I bit my lip as his lips attacked my core and gasped and grabbed our headboard. He grabbed my hips and lifted them up and went deeper and I bit my lip to keep myself quiet. He tapped my ass signaling for me to make noise, because he likes to hear me but I feel like an idiot when I moan.

“Fuck Harry. I’m close but I want to come with you not just by your mouth!” I moaned and I grabbed his hair to try to stop him but he went deeper and stuck a finger along with his tongue. I yelled and he smirked as I felt my orgasm reach its high and I pulled his hair causing him to grunt. I was panting as he climbed back up toward me and I couldn’t help but smile at his goofy grin that he had on.

“Babe you know I love to make you yell. You don’t have to be quiet if you want to yell. I’m sorry I didn’t listen to you about cumin but I couldn’t help myself.” He said and kissed me hard and I kissed him back.

“Harry I love you.” I said with a small smile and he leaned down and kissed me again and I felt like I was in heaven. He looked at me and I nodded and he lined himself up with me and slowly slid in causing us both to moan out in pleasure.

“I want to make you feel good. You’re everything to me and I’m so glad I’m going to spend the rest of my life with you.” HE whispered and I smiled and forced him to kiss me as his hips started to move. I surprised him by flipping us over and rocking my hips back and forth. He grabbed my hips and started to thrust his up and I moaned louder while he followed with grunts. I clawed at his chest and bit my lip and he knew I was close. He brought a hand down and started to furiously rub my clit and I gasped and threw my head back. My hips rocked faster and I grabbed his thighs and squeezed.

“Harry fuck! I’m cuming!” I yelled as I reached my orgasm and Harry followed right after. We both panted and I got off him as I walked toward the bathroom to start a shower.

“Baby you know how much you mean to me right?” He asked as he came up behind me and hugged my waist.

“I know it’s not as much as I love you.” I said with a smirk and he laughed and kissed my cheek and as he started to walk away I slapped his ass and he jumped. I laughed and wnet into the shower smiling glad who I’m spending the rest of my life with the man I love.

anonymous asked:

Ushijima has, on several occasions, entered his dorm room to find Tendou turning round on a swivel chair stroking a cat plushie like "I've been waiting for you, Toshi-kun~" and it confuses Ushijima so much.

HE SO WOULD THOUGH

So many questions like “What does that mean” “Where did you get that plushie” “How did you get in my room”

Send in some headcanons!! 

my mom watches her shows in the family room of our house where everyone is always hanging out and sometimes theres a (hetero) sex scene in whatever she’s watching and no matter how explicit or non explicit it is no one cares. its not a big deal. i mean its a little weird sometimes to just listen to really bad moaning for a solid minute but its not like she changes the channel or anything its just part of the show.

but me? i flinch when i’m watching two girls on my laptop and someone walks by or enters the room. not sex with two girls just. two girls. thats all. i pause the video and i wait for them to leave, my heart beating really fast. im not even in the closet. if the girls kiss i feel like i have to hide my screen and make sure no one saw i was watching that. 

i hate this more than anything

TANGLED=ACOTAR CHARACTERS I SWEAR

Tangled=ACOTAR Pt.2

Rhys (Flynn) & Cassian (Maximus) Randomly Beating Each Other Up:

Cassian (Maximus) Whenever Feyre (Rapunzel) enters the room to Rhys (Flynn):

Cassian (Maximus) Being the General of Rhys’s Armies:

Rhysand (Flynn) Knowing PERFECTLY WELL just how sexy he is:

Feyre’s (Rapunzel’s) love of painting:

Rhysand (Flynn) having to tell Feyre (Rapunzel) this wherever they go:

Tamlin (Mother Gothel) Keeping Feyre (Rapunzel) locked up “for her own good”:

And Tamlin (Mother Gothel) shutting Feyre (Rapunzel) down when she begs to leave the Manor:

Bonus: Amren is Pascal, ordering everyone around and being a small badass:

I REST MY CASE.

@sixpenceee GLITCH IN THE MATRIX POST!!

So a year or so ago, my aunt gave birth to a little girl. Obviously, me and my mother decided to visit them at the hospital. When we arrived there, we entered the building and took the elevator. I pressed the button, and when I got out, I started walking towards the room. 

My mom was walking behind me the whole time, and I wasn’t paying much attention to the fact that she was completely silent. But once I entered the room and said hello to my aunt and congratulated her for giving birth, my mom asked me how I knew which floor, and which room her sister was in.

She never told me they were at the second floor, and she never told me they were in the fourth room on my right. And I started getting really pale when she told me this was the first time we went at that hospital.

HEAR ME OUT

So I have seen lots of posts of how in vld s3 prince lotor will hit on Lance or Allura but imagine this:
-Lotor hits on Allura, fails miserably.
-Allura gets so annoyed at his constant flirting, she calls the paladins.
-GUESS WHO ENTERS THE ROOM FIRST!!!
-Lance.
-Lotor looks at him, forgets about Allura.
-Keith is JEALUS BECAUSE NOW PRINCE LOTOR IS ALWAYS FLIRTING WITH HIS BLUE BOYFRIEND.
-Lance flirts back to annoy Keith.

Feel free to add!! ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

it cracks me up that according to the marvel comics clint is taller than steve like

could u imagine steve meeting all the other avengers and hes reveling in how hes still the tallest human in the room even in the future (thor may be 6′6 but hes a god he doesnt count) and he gets to command all these short people

and then clint barton enters in all his 6′3 glory like “sup” and steve screams cause he still has the urge to assert height dominance like all short people do

  • *Yang enters the dorm room drenched in milk, with bits of cheese and butter covering her.*
  • Blake: Yang, what happened?!
  • Yang: I was walking around town when some guy just threw all this milk, cheese and butter at me.
  • Weiss: That's outrageous!
  • Ruby: How could anyone do that?
  • Yang: I know right? How dairy!
  • *Ruby, Weiss, and Blake just stare blankly as Yang grins before grabbing their pillows and smacking a laughing Yang with them.*
Beard Burn

Characters: Steve Rogers x Reader

Summary: Steve likes to grow his beard out between missions, and you think its sexy.  He wants to know why you think so, then he gets turned on. (it’s just smut)

A/N: inspired by the goddamn soft!bearded!steve board.  y’all….just let me live. also i need to learn how to title things.  i called it fucking “beard burn.” @ myself come on…

Warnings: oral sex (fr), language

Words: 2148

Tags: @daybreak96 @feelmyroarrrr @jimtkirkisabitch 

[also @yourtropegirl u wanna be tagged in steeb stuff? i just have you on my star trek list…lmk]

(this gif made me wet tbh)


Steve glances up over his book at the sound of you entering the room.  He smiles.  “Hey, doll.”

You stop dead.  “You have got to be kidding me,” you mutter, taking him in.  He’s lounging back on the bed in nothing but a pair of low riding sweats. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, he was still growing out his beard.  And—God help you—he was wearing glasses.

“Goddamn it, Steve.”

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a series of unlikely crossovers:

How to scare Sebastian pt.3
  • Ciel: OKAY ENOUGH THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE TRY
  • Alois: Chill the fuck out Phantomhive and agh okay, but I doubt your idea will work
  • Ciel: believe me, it will
  • Ciel: *leaves a bag full of spiders on Sebastian's bed with a sticky note*
  • Sebastian: *enters the room* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *runs away*
  • Alois: what did you put on the note?
  • Ciel: "let's meet in my room tonight -Claude Faustus"
  • Alois: lol gurl u fucked up
Imagine your OTP...

Person B is in a poorly lit room, eating their lunch, when their lover/crush, Person A, enters the room and notices B.

Person A : It’s so dark in here, how can you eat there ? Nobody likes eating in the dark !

Person B : Depends on what you’re eating *smiles*

bonding with my fish includes:

  • yellling his name when I enter my room so he swims from his hiding spot to see me
  • upon seeing me he WIGGLES EVERYWHERE 
  • hand feeding time! if he misses one, I point to it and he swims there to eat it
  • staring blankly at each other 
  • laying in my bed and wiggling my fingers at the tank until he spots me and comes closer to investigate
  • when i put my face close to the tank to see how the plants are doing and suddenly all I can see is fish because he’s nosey and likes swim right up to me when I’m near
  • watching him make 5,000 bubble nests 

all i’m saying is jace and simon’s first date is in the spare room at magnus’ loft because jace had beforehand asked magnus if he could enchant the ceiling in the room so it looked like the sky outside because he knew how much simon missed seeing the sun shining and the clouds that littered the sky. and when they enter the room, simon immediately tries to shield himself from the sunbeams only to realise that the rays aren’t real and can’t hurt him and suddenly he’s got his head tipped all the way back, lips parted in shock, staring at the fake sky with such awe and he finally looks over at jace to find that jace has been watching him the whole time with a soft smile on his face. simon quickly takes jace’s hand in his, whispering a quiet but sincere “thank you” as they both position themselves on the floor next to the basket full of picnic food and simon thinks, yeah this has to be the best date he’s ever had.