this is horrible dont look at me ok

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Things Said In My Household but with Fairy Tail Pt.6
  • <p> <b><strike></b> if you think we are crazy without cobra, imagine when he lived with us? </strike><p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *At A Farm*<p/><b>Erza:</b> Whatever. You. Three. Do. Do. Not. Cause. Trouble.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> We would never.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> let's not forget the mall trip.<p/><b>Gray:</b> Pffft. That was a one time thing.<p/><b>Erza:</b> OF COURSE IT WAS A ONE TIME THING WE ARENT EVEN ALLOWED THERE ANYMORE.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Aha dont worry Erza. We got this.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *sees geese*<p/><b>Gray:</b> Natsu no.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> dont you dare make that overrated joke.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> look at all those chickens.<p/><b>Gray:</b> God dammit Natsu.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Wendy:</b> Erza<p/><b>Erza:</b> Yes?<p/><b>Wendy:</b> I want a cow<p/><b>Erza:</b> Uh no.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> pls<p/><b>Erza:</b> Where in the car would we even fit it?<p/><b>Wendy:</b> simple. We leave Natsu, Gajeel, and Gray.<p/><b>Erza:</b> *opens mouth to say something* Wendy dont be ridic--..-- Actually..<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *Driving Back Home*<p/><b>Erza:</b> Im surprised you idiots behaved.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> *nervous laughter* Yeah.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *struggling in the backseat*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> Natsu are you okay?<p/><b>Gray:</b> YEAH HE'S OKAY..<p/><b></b> *chicken noises*<p/><b></b> Cluck. Cluck. Cluck.<p/><b>Everyone:</b> ....<p/><b>Erza:</b> was that a chicken noise?..<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> nO<p/><b>Erza:</b> ..you did not..<p/><b>Gray:</b> WE DIDNT.<p/><b>Erza:</b> you guys stole a fucking chicken.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> His name is Cluckers now.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> So they kept to have a chicken but i couldnt keep my cow. OK.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *At Home*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> We have more pets now Erza.<p/><b>Erza:</b> Tch, tell me about it, We Have a chicken and a cat.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> And three dogs.<p/><b>Erza:</b> Dogs, we dont ha-- Yeah that's about right.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *At The Zoo With Cobra and Laxus*<p/><b>Erza:</b> Whatever . You. Three. Do. Do. NOT. Bring. Home. Another. Pet.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> We would never.<p/><b>Laxus:</b> wait wym?<p/><b>Gray:</b> We have a chicken now.<p/><b>Cobra:</b> you have a whAT.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> His name is Cluckers.<p/><b>Cobra:</b> what the fuck.<p/><b></b> _____<p/><b></b> *At The Gorilla Exhibit*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> AHAHA LOOK. IT'S GRAY'S FAMILY.<p/><b>Gray:</b> *waves at a gorilla* Hey Gajeel.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> that backfired horribly<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *A Loooooooong ass time ago when Cobra lived with us* *Wendy was A baby, Natsu, gray, and Gajeel were about 8-9*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> PILLOW FIGHT! *whacks Gajeel*<p/><b></b> Gajeel; NATSU IM TRYNG TO SLEEEEEP<p/><b>Gray:</b> if you both dont shut the hell up.<p/><b></b> *Silence*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> oHHHH GRAY SAID A BADWORD IM TELLING COBRAAA. *starts running out the room*<p/><b>Gray:</b> *covers mouth* I DIDNT MEAN TO *tackles natsu down* DONT TELL COBRA.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> *looking at the two fighting sleepily*<p/><b>Gray:</b> *grabs pillow and knocks Natsu out the window*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> *insert a person in their late teens* WTF.<p/><b>Gray:</b> And then there were two..<p/><b>Cobra:</b> *frantically runs downstairs outside to Natsu*<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Cobra:</b> Well. This is it guys. Take care will ya?<p/><b></b> Erza: you're not leaving.<p/><b>Cobra:</b> I know you are--<p/><b>Erza:</b> you're not leaving because Natsu, gray, gajeel, and even Wendy [*note: she was 3*] unpacked all your stuff.<p/><b>Cobra:</b> ....<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>*in tree house:</b> still with cobra*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> This is our treehouse! And no girls are allowed!<p/><b>Gray:</b> But sir! What about Wendy?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Throw her in the prison!<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> right away captain! *puts her in a cage that hangs outside the tree*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> hey how are you guys holding--*sees wendy laughing in cage thats definitely not secure* WHAT THE HELL.<p/><b>Erza:</b> i tried to tell them *on her ipod clearly not paying attention.*<p/><b></b> __<p/><b>Cobra:</b> Erza pls..watch them for 5 minutes.<p/><b>Erza:</b> Yeah yeah OK.<p/><b>Cobra:</b> thank you ..*leaves*<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Cobra:</b> Okay im ba-- *sees Wendy crying, The kitchen stove is on fire, Natsu trying to make soup, Gajeel trying to pants Gray, and Erza trying to take the fire out*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . . .<p/><b></b> __<p/><b></b> *Fast Foward to Cobra meeting the chicken*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> holy shit you werent joking.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *fangirling over an anime*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> she's.....is she dying?<p/><b>Gray:</b> she's obessessed. I cant believe she actually likes that..<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Right?<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> there's no way in hell ill ever watch that.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *a few weeks later*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Wait is this the last episode?<p/><b></b> *cue the part Of light running away with gun wounds and he's remembering about his life before*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> ok i was not ready for that.<p/><b>Gray:</b> what the hell. What is going on<p/><b></b> *cue Ryuuke killing Light*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> nO<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> HE IS DEAD?!<p/><b>Gray:</b> NOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCKK.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Part 7? :</b> o<p/><b></b> Ah yes their first anime was Deathnote. LOL<p/><b><strike></b> you guys dont want to know how many times our house caught fire. </strike><p/></p>
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ok so this was a drunk idea i dubbed dudebro/frat boy zack fair, and its AWFUL

i cant wear this in public idk what drunk me was thinking, but here, have this stupid horrible idea. because i cant stop laughing at it and its horribly entertaining 

also: the shirt says straight out of gongaga. this stupid meme shirt is the reason why i look like a fool

Daily Reminders

I don’t have to apologize for my existence

I don’t have to be perfect

I need to eat

I need to take care of myself

I need to keep my friendships instead of pushing everyone away

I need to stop isolating

I don’t have to have the perfect body

I am who I am, not who everyone else says I am

I don’t have to be who they tell me to be

I need to get help when I need it, even if it’s hard

I need to stop weighing myself

I need to fight my self harm urges instead of letting them take control 

My mental illness does not define me 

I don’t need to be okay all the time

I need to remember that relapsing doesn’t erase my progress

I need to be kind to myself  

Life is hard, but I’ve survived until now. I can keep going

I do look good

I am not a horrible person

I will stay alive

I am not a waste

I am not worthless


stay safe

stay alive

I’m always here if you need me 

fp: *literally tells me how much they love me, miss me and care about me*

me: *is shaking and crying* ok,, look,, listen,,, if you don’t want to be my friend anymore that’s fine, you don’t deserve to suffer anymore because of me, i’m sorry if I was manipulative. I’m sorry I’m horrible. I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sor

Sandwich day

If Maui was Pudge the fish, and if Lilo and Nani were descendants of Moana au

(this takes place some time after the lilo and stitch sequel)

Lilo and Stitch are talking with “Pudge” (who has revealed himself to be Maui) he really enjoyed the sandwich lilo gave him, and loves spending this special time with the little girl and her alien dog

Its nighttime and the three are just watching the stars near the shoreline.

“That constellation kinda looks like Elvis! look stitch” she says gleefully

“I have no idea what you guys are talking about"Maui says confused but thoughtfully

“Hey, Maui there’s your fish hook!” Lilo says pointing up towards the sky where there are several stars creating the shape of a hook in the sky

“Yeah, i still have no idea how it got up there *looks to his hook next to him* But that’s pretty cool” Maui says letting out a chuckle

“This is fun” Lilo says enthusiastically, Stitch nods and chatters in agreement. Her smile drops a little when she notices Maui just staring out at the horizon. She looks at Stitch wondering if they should ask if he’s ok. Stitch shrugs as if saying yeah but unsure himself. They both walk to Maui’s side. He notices this and glances at them trying not to upset Lilo in any way. He smiles at her and gives her a pat on the head to which Lilo chuckles at.

Maui in thought continues smiling down at the little girl. He can’t seem to stop thinking abt it, every time he sees this kid, and her sister, they just remind him so much of…but that wouldn’t be fair to say would it.

Lilo especially with her curiosity and kindness makes him think about Moana and the things she taught him. He promised he’d always be there even when Moana passed on. She lived on through her descendants. Before leaving this world centuries ago, she told him that she was going to come back as a turtle. Ok that should be comforting but which one though.

“Sometimes, I wonder if she can see me through your eyes” he says quietly. Lilo isn’t sure what he means but remembers what he’s told them of Moana her ancestor. How they saved the world from a horrible curse and became great friends

“My ancestor?” Lilo asks intrigued

This causes Maui to look away guiltily as if he shouldn’t have said that

“I’m sorry Lilo, it wasn’t right to say that” he mutters

“I thought it was nice. What was she like?” Lilo asks with a smile

Maui let’s out a soft chuckle “Well to be honest, she was a real pain in my butt. Pulled my ear and said I had to restore the heart on first meeting. Like ok what? Dont tell me what to do curly” he says laughing. Lilo and Stitch look up at him puzzledly “at least now she can’t hit me” he says rolling his eyes smugly. Lilo then proceeds to punch him in the arm

“Ow!” He says rubbing his arm “Why’d you do that” he asks offended

“You look sad, I didn’t want you to miss out” Lilo says apologetically “You’re part of our Ohana” she says smiling

There it was, as if Moana was the one talking, she had told him almost the same thing long ago, he couldn’t help but wish sometimes that she was there too. Moana would’ve loved to meet Lilo.

Maui then turns away and let’s out a sigh.

“I wonder, what she would think of me now” he says solemnly

Suddenly he feels someone hug him from behind and sees that its Lilo

“Well..Nani, Stitch and I think you’re pretty great she says with a smile both eyes closed. Stitch then joins the hug from behind her

Maui thinks about this for a second, and feels a warmth in his chest. He looks down and sees not just Mini Maui, but Mini Moana hugging him. Its as if she’s there too, trying to communicate to him that she’s still here. He let’s out a relieved sigh and hugs his tattoo renditions of himself and Moana back. There is a large sea turtle in the water some feet away, a spirit essence forms revealing Moana as she looked all those years ago

“There is no where you could go that I won’t be with you”

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_I don´t mind the rain_|Part X|

Bucky x Reader[Gender neutral!]

[Part one][Part two][Part three][Part four][Part five][Part six][Part seven] [Part eight][Part nine]

Warnings:One really fluffy & cheesy moment[the last one for a while so revel in it],Ponytail!Bucky and stuff happens at the end c: [oh,also unnecessary closeness of characters]

3.986 Words yes we are back to the normal length

[I hope you guys had enough fluff, because the first half of this is pretty calm but then..eh just read for yourself.. ]

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~Sorry for any typos or mistakes~


The first thing you felt was pain.

A headache.

You groaned in pain as you laid a hand over your face, hoping to shield the light from your sensitive eyes a bit.
Yawning, you opened your eyes slowly. Behind your fingers you could see a white, dirty ceiling. As you slowly sat up, you felt dizzy and a bit nauseous.
You rested on your weight on your elbows as you looked around carefully.
It took you about 10 seconds before you realized where you were.
You laid on an old couch with a blanket over you.
Around you stood nearly no furniture, besides a small table and some boxes. Everything was full of dust and a few cobwebs.
To your right were some stairs that led up, probably to the attic of the small house.
Turning your neck a bit, you saw what once probably was a place for a small kitchen. You could see the pipes that went into the wall, rusted and broken.
Two small cabinets still hung on the wall, while one laid on the ground, broken.
A few cables were even laying on the ground. Above you was a simple light bulb that just hung from the ceiling. The wooden door a few meters from you was the frontdoor, and the other two doors would lead to the cellar and the bathroom. 
You could see the single dust particals flying through the air  as the sun shone through the window above you.
Moving the blanket a bit, you realized it was a curtain.
A bit confused, you looked around again.
You were still half asleep and nothing made sense, until you saw someone step through one of the doors, a glass of water in their hands.
“Bucky..?” You murmured as you rubbed your eyes a bit, “ How did you find-..?”
“Oh, you are finally awake. I was worried, you know? Don´t just collapse on me like that.”

He sat down on a box next to the small sofa you were on and held out the glass to you, before speaking again.
“I just followed your advice and walked to the crane. It took me some time to find the right house, but I saw your last name on the old mailbox outside, so I guessed I was right.”
Sitting up carefully, you took the glass from his hands and gulped down the water. Only now you felt how dry your throat really was. You looked at Bucky, seeing that he was just looking at you.
Lowering the glass, you held it in your hands before you said:
“I am sorry..I don´t know what happened. I got dizzy and nauseous all of a sudden. I wanted to tell you, but my voice was gone. After that everything went black. I don´t know what happened there…”
“Well, I am just glad you are ok again..How do you feel now?”
“My head hurts and I am still a bit dizzy, but it is ok..”
You looked at the empty glass in your hand, it had some flowers on it. Green,blue and white. You remembered that your aunt used to love these glasses…
“I found a working sink in the cellar as I was looking around the house, while you slept. The water was clean after it was running for a bit. I can get you more, if you want.”
Looking up from the small glass, you just shook your head a bit.
“Did you drink something as well? You need to drink too, you know?”
Bucky nodded at you,“ Sorry for the curtain. I could not find a blanket, so I improvised.”
You smiled a bit at his words.
“Dont worry, it is fine. Quite comfy actually.”

Seeing the corners of his lips go up for a moment made you smile even more. You looked to the window again, asking:“ How long was I out?”
“A day.”
“A d-!? A whole day?! You should have woken me up! What if someone followed us?! We can’t stay here for so long-”
“Hey, Hey. [y/n]. Calm down, ok? No one followed us here. And you said yourself that we could lay low here for a day or two.”
“True…But still…”
Oh you felt horrible.
What if something would´ve happened, just because you were sleeping for so long?
“I couldn´t think of any place much safer than this, so let us just stay here for a while, ok? Like you said: We need and deserve a break once in a while.”
“I said you deserve a break.”
“But you do too.”
Buckys tone was genuine and serious, and it made you look at him. You frowned a bit before turning a way with a sigh.
“But what have I done besides being a burden to you? Huh? You would have been out of that town so much earlier, you wouldn’t have needed to jump off a bridge, you never would have gone to that hospital and-”
“And I would have died a few hours ago.”

You had shut up immediately.
With a small gasp you looked up and stared at Bucky, who was looking at you with a soft expression.
“You..You what..?”
“At the car. I would not have seen the bag, or the bomb for that matter. I was so fixed on that person, I did not even think about checking the car first. Without you, I would have died right there.”
“Without me-You would not even be in this town, Bucky!” You said, your voice a bit louder now.“ I dragged us right into this town! You can’t tell me that you would have gone on that exact train if I didn’t suggest it !”
“[y/n]."Bucky began again, his voice still calm, while you could rip out your hair right now.

” Without you I wouldn’t even know what I, or we, are up against now.
That nurse,Kat, the one I talked about earlier. She told me about everything. Without you I would´ve never met her, and so I would never had a chance to estimate what is happening.  
Also, who knows how many traps we avoided just because we walked through your weird short-cut? A few days ago, I hoped I would not regret my decision to help you.
And believe me when I say, I don’t regret it one bit.“

Your mouth was agape and your eyes wide.Feeling your eyes itch, you blinked a few times.
With a gulp, you slowly asked:
"You don´t…You don´t regret dragging me along..? After all what happened?”
“No.”
You smiled a bit and let out a single sigh, muttering a small :
“Thank you.”
For a few seconds you just looked at each other., before you said:
“Well, what did you find while sneaking around the house?”
“…Not much.”
You groaned at his words and stood up.
“Well, if you don´t talk, I will look myself.”
The glass you still had in your hand ended up on a box that stood on the ground.
Bucky followed you, wondering what you wanted to see.
With a few light groans and a curse you made it up the stairs. Bucky was directly behind you, and now you both stood in front of a dark brown wooden door.
“Have you been in here?”
“Yes. But I didn´t find anything interesting or useful..”
You pursed your lips at Buckys answer and opened the door slowly.
Inside was the messy attic.
Reaching around the corner, you found the light switch. You tried to turn the light on, but nothing happened.
The only source of light were the two windows to your right. The sun shone through the thin fabric that was thrown over the windows.
You walked over to the windows and with one pull the fabric laid on the ground and the sun illuminated the whole room.

Both you and Bucky coughed as the dust flew around you.
He looked around a bit, seeing all the boxes and shelfs.  Walking over to a shelf, he looked through the old books.
You had your eyes on something else entirely.
On the other side of the room, next to an old mirror, you saw that there was standing something, hidden under a big piece of fabric.
Your eyes widened as you remember what this could be.
As you walked over to the mysterious object, you were careful to not step on anything that was laying on the ground.
You stepped around the boxes and a few old chairs, while Bucky was looking through an old book. Not as old as him, but still old.
With a smile you grabbed the white fabric and pulled it off.
Coughing, you turned away a bit.
After a few seconds you turned to look at the thing you found.
The old, nearly broken piano stood in front of you.
´I thought she had taken it with her as she moved away?´
You were sure that your aunt had taken this with her after her husband died, but seemingly, she didn’t.

“Hey, what did you find?” You heard Bucky ask as he walked over to you.
“Something I thought was gone.”
He was next to you now and looked at the instrument that stood in front of you.
With a small smile on your face, and a million memories playing in your head you sat down on the small box that stood infront of it.
Your cold fingers brushed over the keys and you laughed quietly.
“I remember when we brought this up here. It was so hard to get this thing up the stairs with only 2 people and a little kid running around also… My uncle loved to play old songs on this for me and my aunt..”
“Can you play?”
Buckys voice caught you of guard, as you noticed how close he was.
You turned your head to the side, seeing him lean over your shoulder a bit.
“Uhm..A bit. Nothing impressive like many people, but I think I can still play one song.”
“Show me.” He said “ We have a bit of time, don´t we ?”
With a small sigh, you looked back at the piano in front of you.
Carefully you played a few notes, but some were still wrong. You tried again and again until you got it right after all those years.
Bucky kept looking at your hands with growing interest, seeing how they dances over the black and white keys.
His eyes shifted to your concentrated face, and he noticed that you where biting your lip while playing the song.
The melody brought back many memories,

You had to be careful that you didn´t get emotional. It was your uncles favourite song, and he showed you how to play some parts of it.

He probably showed you how to play the whole song, but you couldn’t remember everything. You put in some things that you made up on the spot, but Bucky did not seem to notice.

After a while you started playing with both hands again. It took a bit until you got the feeling for it again, but soon everything sounded amazing.
A bit dust flew up whenever you pressed down a key. It was also hard to concentrate with Buckys breath on your neck and a bit of his hair brushing against your cheek.
The song was finished after a few minutes and you just leaned back a bit, to stretch your muscles.
What you didn’t remember was that someone was standing behind you.
Your head leaned against Buckys chest for short moment, before you sat back up again.
“Ah! Sorry, I forgot you were standing there !”
You turned to look at him, but he was only looking at you without saying a word.
He was just looking at your face, as if he was searching for something specific.
After a few seconds you started staring at his eyes again.
Not long after that, you blinked twice and snapped out of your trance like state.
“Come on, grab a box and sit down! I will show you how to play a bit!” You said grinning while sliding your box a bit to the left.
Bucky immediately nodded and accepted your offer.
He reached to the side and shoved a box next to you.

As he sat down, you noticed how close the two of you were.
Your right arm brushed against his left one as you moved your hands from your lap to the keys again.
Bucky laid his right hand on the edge of the piano and his left one was just laying on his lap.
“You are right-handed,right?”
“Yes.”
“Ok, just like this.”
You stated and played the first 5 notes, and then looked at Bucky.
He looked at you for a second before he started to play, and to your surprise he did it right.
This went on for a few minutes, until you noticed something.
“Bucky, wait. Move your hand a bit smoother.”
You grabbed his right hand while he just kept on looking at you, completely bewildered by what you were doing.
Laying your hand over his, you started playing again.
Your uncle always teached you like this, it was the easiest way in your opinion. And it made the whole thing a bit more personal, was always the argument your uncle liked to use.
Without talking again, you played the whole song one more time.

“I think I know that song…”
You looked at Bucky, with raised eyebrows and asked:
“Really? Never thought this would be your type of music…”
“I don´t know” He shrugged “ I think I heard it somewhere before, I know that melody.”
You wondered how he knew such an old song, but just brushed it off after a few seconds.
´Probably Youtube.´

After your little music lesson, you started to look through the boxes and found some pretty interesting stuff.
The both of you were mainly looking for old clothes, so you could finally change.
You found a box full with old stuff, nearly an hour after you started searching.Outside of the window, you could see that the sun was already setting.
“Bucky, look! I found something!”
He looked up from the box he was currently opening and walked over to you.
The box you had found was full of clothes that belonged to your uncle.
Most were simple things, nothing special.
“Good, let´s change.”

The both of you grabbed a few clothes and turned your backs to each other.
You had grabbed a plaid shirt in black and grey. It was way too big for you, but you should have known that, given your uncles figure over the last years…You must have gotten one of his newer shirts.
Buttoning the shirt up, you hummed the song from earlier quietly.
The Jeans you grabbed were a surprisingly good fit,so they must´ve been a bit older.
You kneeled down and pulled on your shoes again. As you stood up, you saw a jacket hanging over a chair to your left. You grabbed it and recognized it as your uncles black denim jacket.
With a nostalgic feeling, you pulled it on, feeling immediately how big the jacket was.
Turning around you saw that Bucky was just pulling a shirt over his head.
For a short moment, you could see the bandage before they disappeared underneath the dark blue T-shirt.
Bucky turned to you, and you could see that he also got one of the older shirts, because if it would have been a new one it would have been baggy, like yours.
The black jeans he had were replaced with dark grey ones.

“I need a jacket.”
“Why-Oh,yea…Metal Arm.”
Bucky looked around and you decided to look through the box again.
You found an old grey hoodie and also something else you wanted to give him,so you turned to Bucky again.
But to your surprise, he had already a Jacket. He was looking down at the brown leather jacket he had on.
“Bucky?”
“Huh?”
“That Jacket is so old, it belonged to my grandpa once!” You smiled “ Why don’t you take this one?”
He looked at you for a bit before shaking his head.
“No it is ok, I like this one..”

“Ok,then at least take this,please?”
Bucky looked at your out-stretched hand and saw..
“A hair tie?”
“Yes. I see how you always struggle to keep your hair out of your face. So just put it in a small ponytail.”

With a sigh he grabbed the dark green hair tie, and after a small bit of struggle, he had his hair in a small ponytail.
A few bangs were still hanging in his face, but all together it was way better now. You grinned:
“See? It looks good, too.”

You started to walk towards the window, wanting to open it, as you saw something
Someone was walking outside, away from the door,fast.
It was nearly jogging. You could not see the persons face, but you could feel your heart drop.
Without a word to Bucky, you just walked to the door of the attic and down the stairs again.
“[y/n]?!”
You ignored Buckys voice and opened the front door.
Nobody was in sight, and you could only hear the sound of the water and a few birds.
The only thing you saw was something laying on the ground in front of you.
A phone.
Your phone.

´What the hell?´

You looked around for a bit and heard Buckys footsteps as he rushed down the stairs.
Without a second thought you grabbed the phone and hid it in your pocket.
“[y/n]? Are you ok !? What is it?”
You turned to him with a small smile, and shrugged.
“I don´t know… I guess I am just getting paranoid now..I saw someone walking down the road and panicked a bit..”
Bucky looked at you and you feared he would call your bluff, but he just sighed.
“Dont do that again, You scared me..”
“I wont.”
He nodded before turning away and walking to the sofa, sitting down.
With one last look you closed the door and walked over to Bucky.
Before you could sit down, and nag him about his sad piano skills, a window behind you shattered.
Both you and Bucky looked to the now shattered window, only to see fire.
Shocked, you turned to Bucky again, who was now standing.

“They found us.”
“W-Was that a-?!”
“Yes, a mo-”
Before he could finish his sentence, another bottle was thrown through a window. This time it was the window directly next to you.
With a gasp, you both ducked.
The bottle landed and shattered directly next to you.
You both rolled out of the way, but you still were a bit too slow as you felt the fire on your clothed arm.
With wide eyes you stared at the small flame on your right arm.
It took you a second to progress that you were burning, and you stood up.
As fast as you could you pulled off your jacket,throwing it on the ground. You looked at the curtains on the walls in horror as you saw the flames climp up the fabric and to the ceiling.
Bucky was next to you a second later,asking you:

“Are you alright?!”
“Yes! I think…”
You trailed of at the end of your sentence, but Bucky didn´t seem to care right now.
“We need to get away!”
“We can’t just walk out of the front door!?”
“I know!” He said, as the two of you started to walk towards the stairs.
´Wait.´
“What do you want upstairs?!”
“Just come!”
Without any more complaining you ran after him, ignoring the pain in your leg.
As you were in front of the door upstairs again, you heard another window shatter.
You winced as you heard the glass shatter.

Walking into the attic, you closed the door behind you.
Bucky was already walking to one of the windows.
With a punch of his left hand, the window shattered and he looked outside.
He turned back to you and waved you over to him.
“Can you make that jump?”
You looked outside and realized what he meant.
Outside of the window was the roof, you would have to walk over it for a bit and then jump to the small neighbor house.

“I..I think?”
“Good.” Bucky said while looking around. “Go.I will come after you-”
Just as he finished his sentence, you heard someone come up the stairs.
“Hurry!”
With that, Bucky turned around and ran to the door again. He looked around before he pulled a shelf in front of the door, and then stacked some boxes in front of the shelf.
Meanwhile, you were climbing out of the window,careful not to cut your hands on the broken glass.
You carefully stepped onto the roof tiles while holding onto the window frame.
The first  steps you made were slow, but got faster as you heard someone shout and talk inside the house.
A few seconds later you saw Bucky a the window.You stopped and watched him while he grabbed something of the ground.
´Was that..A crowbar ?! Is he planning to fight-?!´

“Bucky!”
He turned to the window as he heard your voice:
“[y/n]! Go!”
“No, not without you!”
Buckys breath hitched at these words, and he just stared at you.
“Bucky!” You called again “Come on! We have to go!”
He continued to look at you, but after a few moments he climbed through the window and walked over to you.
“You are so stubborn.” He said to you as he walked next to you and held the crowbar out to you"Hold this.“
You ignored his comment, grabbed the crowbar and continued to walk over the roof.
Reaching the edge. the both of you felt your heart skip a beat.
Directly under you stood a person, gun in hand.
Before you could react, Bucky had grabbed you around your stomach and jumped to the side.
As you landed on the grass, Bucky let you go and your feet touched the ground again.
Bucky just checked if you were ok, and then ran off.
You were just standing there for a moment, wondering how he made that jump without breaking his legs.

´thiS GUY.´

Bucky ran around the corner of the house, and saw the single person who just aimed the gun at the both of you.
The man noticed Bucky as soon as he walked around the corner, and he pulled the trigger multiple times.
Bucky held up his left hand and deflected the bullets with ease.
The man stared at him  as he got closer. Bucky kicked the man in the gut, making him fall backwards. As the bounty hunter was falling,Bucky grabbed the gun from his hand.
He threw the gun behind him and then, he grabbed the man and threw him against the house wall, knocking him out instantly.
Bucky heard a short yelp behind him and turned around.
Standing there over a now unconscious body, with crowbar in hand, was you.
Your breathing was a bit heavy and you just nodded at him.
"Saved your ass again.”
Bucky raised an eyebrow and looked at the man who was laying in front of you.
You were right, you saved him again.
In the mans hand was a gun, which probably was pointed at Bucky before you hit him over the head with the crowbar.
“Thanks,” Bucky began" But we need to go now, are you ready ?“
With a frown you looked behind you, seeing the flames inside the house.
You looked back at Bucky and nodded. As you walked over to him, he waited for you.
And then the two of you were walking along the docs, not knowing what you were going to do now.

And you both also did not know, that for one person, everything was going as planned.


And~ That´s it :D I hope you like it and thanks for reading :D

and wow wtf “part x” sounds so mysterious i love it

anonymous asked:

Fluff with oikawa,kuroo, bokuto, akaashi, tendou (if u know enough about him). Anything is ok, especially mundane things like them lying on s/o's butt while they read or something

(I hopE YOU DONT MIND I MAKE AN OIKAWA BDAY SPECIAL in compensation for me not writing tendou bc im not that up to date w the manga!!)

Oikawa: When he unlocked the door to his house, he was surprised to see the house in complete darkness. Iwaizumi who had offered to accompany him home- to eat some cake- looked completely unfazed and slipped past him to turn the lights on, with a horrible smirk on his face. 

“Surprise!” His parents and teammates yelled. You appeared behind him and hugged his waist. Oikawa smiled brightly and unwrapped your hands from his waist and grabbed them tightly. He pecked your forehead and went to greet and thank his guests. 

Later, you shoved a piece of cake in his face, much to the amusement of Iwaizumi. He happily wiped the cream and crumbs off, leaning to give you a kiss, which you obliged with just as much enthusiasm. 

Kuroo: You stifled your amusement when Kuroo agreed to slide on a pair of cat ears, as per your request. He looked ridiculous, standing there with a pair of cat ears and his hands folded in front of him like paws. 

You slid up to him and wrapped your arms around his middle, pecking his lips lightly. He grinned and kissed you again, pulling you closer to his chest. When you broke apart, you grinned and poked one of the ears. 

“Nya~”

Bokuto: “OOOH!” Bokuto exclaimed, bouncing on the bed. You quirked an eyebrow at him and he opened his mouth to elaborate. “Your butt is so soft!” He smiled like he discovered something important and his hand reached over to your bottom. 

He kept patting it and laughing, much to your discontent. But since he was enjoying himself so much, you didn’t have it in you to deny him. So you wriggled your butt a little higher in the air and let Bokuto have his fun. 

Akaashi: “So warm,” Akaashi mumbled, snuggling into your side. You smiled softly and placed a soft kiss on the mop of his black hair. Akaashi simply snuggled closer, his nose nuzzling your arm. 

You sat back against the couch and stroked his hair, while Akaashi busied himself with snuggling your arm. 

i dont wanna get into it but ppl on tumblr latching onto any and every excuse they have to be exessivly cruel and mocking toward people is horrible. like ok i get it you wanna be an asshole and laugh at ppl for their art or their body cool but can you stop pretending its “ok” to bully them bc they did “x” problematic thing and just admit you feel like being an ass? assholes online is nothing new, assholes online jumping tru hoop after hoop in order to pat their own sholder and congratulate themselves on how “woke” and “morally pure” they are for being selective about WHO they bully to avoid clapbacks or god forbid feeling guilty is getting really annoying.

and dont give me that “they deserve it” crap. Some do, look at the orange lump commited to ruining the world. but sometimes it feels like some horrible old german fairy tale up in here where you accidentally offend a witch and you’re punishment is comically out of porportion like. you called an old beggar lady smelly once 3 years ago, but that lady was actually ME a super powerful witch and i just killed your family and i curse you to suffer FOREVER. wtf

idk i just have a really bad feeling about so many people going out of their way to make fun of others as soon as there is the slightest indication that they can do it without consequences is really really off putting to me.

if you wanna be assholes just be assholes stop trying to pretend you’re the good guys here and try and think about what you’re doing for once.

oofuri zine where its just nishiuras dressed in varying degrees of terrible fashion

the title is still a work in progress OK but basically!! i thought it’d be cool to compile a simple digital zine (no printing!) to celebrate the nishiura kids’ awful/quirky fashion sense. the end result will be a pdf file of our dear baseball children in questionable clothing by fans, for fans!

the zine would be mostly art (i guess?) but writing and other media is also welcome! you can submit just one, or as many pieces as you like (!!) of your fave characters in terrible clothes, weird graphic tees, etc. characters can also include those OUTSIDE of nishiura

if you’re interested to submit something, please let me know by answering here, or sending this blog an ask with your preferred url (art blog, twitter handle etc) ! i just need to get a headcount of roughly how many to expect 

tentative specs:

  • dimensions: 1084px by 1280px at 300dpi, portrait or landscape should be ok so long as it looks fine on screen?? im open to suggestions
  • deadline: 26 july is hopefully a reasonable date? that’s about three weeks. hmu if you need an extension!
  • *** please keep your work PG-rated !! i reserve the right to reject your piece if i dont think its appropriate

things u may like to consider for inspiration:

  • s1e2 has some truly terrifying fashion
  • imagine the kids wearing what their VAs wear
  • anything goes rly, the more horrible the better

this is my first time organizing something like this, so please let me know if im forgetting anything, doing something wrong or if you have other suggestions :’D 

new posts/updates related to this will be tagged #badfashionoofuri

oofs who have signed up: check here for names!

to submit your entries, check this post first!

((last updated on 25 Jul))

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fnaf 3 bullshit

since im horrible at making theories im just gona throw a bunch of photos/questions in here and let you guys think about it alright? alright.

photo 1: THE FAN IS BACK

photo 2: is new robo REALLY a bunny? 

ok so compare this: 

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to this: 

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dont notice anything?

take a closer look at that snout! 

sure this new dude may have some long ears, but its nose/snout is NOT that of a bunny. at least, not by the animatronics designs of a bunny. looks a bit coyoteish to me, but what do i know.

photo 3: is this description REALLY descriptive?

ive got alot of shit to say about this one.

first off, the fuck is “Fazbear’s Fright: The Horror Attraction?” did somebody SERIOUSLY think that it was a good idea to make a haunted house based off of freddy’s in the fnaf universe? if fnaf was real, i wouldnt want to ever make a horror attraction based off of such a tragedy. or is scott just being a smartass by calling the resturant a horror attraction?

and… paper plate doll… 

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hmm?

photo 4: braINS???

seems like a normal (fucked up, but normal) animatronic at first glance, right? well lets see whats in its little head of theirs…

looks like its got some brains after all huh

photo 5: CLICK?

what could you be clicking on these new tablets…

(also in the picture with foxy, the room has parentheses around it and there are 2 dots in the bottom left corner instead of 3. maybe that means the new thing is closer or farther from you? idk.)

photo 6: shadow “bonnie” 

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both are very tall and seem pretty similar. but, going back to the nose thing, shadow “bonnie” has a wider nose, like an actual (robotic) bunny.

photo 7: *hacker voice* im in.

the fuck is this shit?

i really wanna know what the fuck is going on here. maybe you can reboot all the animatronics for some reason? i dont really know anymore im tired of trying to make shit up just to understand this game.

after this horribly organized post of random information about this clusterfuck of a game series, i have but one question.

are you ready for freddy?

listen if you have a byf and say ‘dont id with my ids’ thats fine. but if youre gonna go out there and say ‘dont follow if youre a fake me’ thats just…..really really really horrible and rude? if people are actively looking at you to follow and they do happen to have that overlap with you, its extremely invalidating and can cause nasty mental illness time and honestly if i ever see you refer to other people with shared kintypes as ‘fakes’ ill never ever even look at you or even block you, because i dont want to share anything with someone who considers their identity more valid than everyone and anyone else’s