this is horrible but the quote man

you know what quote kills me?

what if i’ve gone bad?”

harry potter, who was left for years to deal with abuse and neglect, who’s constantly questioning how he’s supposed to feel, how he’s supposed to react to these insanely horrible situations, who has the capability to not let his hand fell the man who sold out his parents

who has had to watch friends and guardians and loved ones die for a cause he never asked to be in 

what if i’ve gone bad?”

there’s too much fear and worry in that question. and that after so much resilience and strength, harry questions this about himself - it goes to show how little support for mental health and trauma there is in the wizarding world, of how large an oversight it was for the adults to have left him to deal with the aftermath of all this by himself. at the very core he’s still a kid. capable, yes, extremely so. but emotionally taken care of?

he’s just a kid. just harry. 

Scrubs {Sentence Starters}

  • “Ahh. Uncomfortable silences and alcohol. Just like thanksgiving at home.”
  • “You have no chance of being normal.”
  • “Don’t ever be afraid to come to me with stuff like that.”
  • “A person doesn’t have to be perfect to be exactly what you need.”
  • “It’s the kid inside of us that keeps us all from going crazy.”
  • “I don’t dislike you, I nothing you.”
  • “Nothing’s worse than a ninja - they’re masters of every style of combat.”
  • “Have you been in the supply closet, crying?”
  • “It sounds like you’re asking me out on a man date.”
  • “There’s a good chance I’m gonna kill someone.”
  • “The only way you could be more useless right now is if you actually were the wall.”
  • “Gosh, now I’m too proud of you to be mad at you.”
  • “Relationships don’t work they way they do on television and in the movies.”
  • “Sometimes it feels like you’re holding back.”
  • “All you do is bitch about your relationships all day long!”
  • “We’re only four seconds in and I’m already regretting my decision.”
  • “I can’t believe you lost our bottle opener.”
  • “I think we both know there’s a little more to it than that.”
  • “Does this lipstick make me look like a clown?”
  • “Why don’t I ever listen to me?”
  • “Well isn’t that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day.”
  • “Come on, what’s the worst that could happen?”
  • “I can’t help but notice you love telling jokes.”
  • “Do you want to be alone?”
  • “You’re telling me that you actually made a decision that had a positive impact on your life?”
  • “Can you get that for me? I can’t reach it.”
  • “Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.”
  • “I refuse to be judged by a grown man wearing a hockey jersey.”
  • “That was my mistake. I keep forgetting that you’re a horrible, horrible person.”
  • “Why are you so afraid of loving me?”
  • “Do you want to cry a little?”
  • “Why do you have to jump out and scare me all the time?”
  • “What do I know about good relationships?”
  • “Newsflash! You can’t drink and then come to work!”
  • “Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?" 
  • Goku: Vegeta, this totally sucks man.
  • Vegeta: This is horrible.
  • Goku: Yeah, I know. I mean, look at this. It’s terrible! “Hercule versus Cell: The Fight of the Century.”
  • Vegeta: No, it’s not that. It’s Bulma. I can’t get her out of my head, and every time I look at her I have these pains in my chest, and I just know it’s her fault, that bitch!

so im reading the original megamind script and here’s some of the wild things that have happened so far:

  • There’s a lot of cursing, like in the first scene someone has already said ‘holy shit’
  • metroman is called uberman?? 
  • megamind is called mastermind and he has  minions named plato da vinci and einstein
  • idk why they decided to do that were they trying to be clever??
  • so mastermind kills uberman like usual with the sunbeam
  • then roxanne is sad abt uberman cuz they were dating and her friends tell her she should go for this actor she had a crush on
  • mastermind straight up explodes a guy trying to turn him into a superhero
  • he covers a guy in spiders trying to do the same thing
  • so hal is a huge fuckboi and he frequently harrasses women
  • the only reason he becomes a hero is because he “saves” a woman and her baby but he was actually trying to save himself
  • mastermind poses as roxannes favorite actor to get close to her
  • hal destroys a toilet and a wall with his super piss
  • Hal also bribes a blind kid so he can look cool to a hot lady like who the fuck wrote this
  • theres a battle scene with robbers dressed up as the beatles and they all make song puns while they’re fighting
  • mastermind says: “I’ll filet his scrotum”
  • he then proceeds to grab his minion by the balls like why does this happen
  • hal pisses on the citizens of metro city with his super piss
  • hal doesnt even stop trying to be a hero because he gets rejected, he stops out of pure laziness
  • apparently uberman was a massive kinkster??? and when mastermind finds his hideout its like a porn dungeon????
  • There’s a lot of terrible sex jokes god help me
  • “The once mighty man instantly drops to his knees, searching, with tears in his eyes, for the proper word to express the pain suddenly surging through his member.” THIS IS AN ACTUAL QUOTE FROM THE SCRIPT
  • the above quote is from mastermind defeating Hal…he literally punches him in the dick with a copper gauntlet…
  • they made a weak attempt to make it seem like mastermind was looked down upon cuz he didnt have any powers but honestly this whole script was horrible help
  • apparently it was gonna be a live action with ben stiller before dreamworks took the script

MUSINGS FROM MY MAMA.........

After stepping away from the circus today, I thought I would share a funny story that happened at lunch with my Mom, and a few friends. I can tell you that between all the laughing last week, and again today….I should have killers abs by summer!

Anyway, ya’ll know that I am from the south, and my Mother is a very southern mother. She really frowns upon swearing, and side-eyes me ( even at 54!), when I use disparaging words like idiot, which I use quite often. I asked her once what she calls these people and without batting an eyelash said “Dear…those people are misguided and a little dim-witted and cannot help it. It really is sad to be in that condition”. Southern smackdown at its finest!!

Two of my best friends joined us ( they are OL & SC fans, and are very into TW and IG), and we started talking about the show. My mother does not watch OL because she refuses to pay for a cable channel! Anyway, I told them about the new GF, and they were all WTF…complete with Mom’s side-eye! One pulled up the latest pics on the trusty I-Phone, and let’s just say they called BS immediately. One then proceeded to pull up the T2 pics and said “didn’t they just go to this?….to which I replied yes. Enter Mom…stage left.

She said, and I quote about Sam and Cait…."They are a lovely couple, and seem very much in love, even though her dress was a little tight ”….sigh. We then showed her the Piaget event, to which she frowned and said “Bless her heart…she is trying really hard isn’t she? To which we replied what do you mean, and Mama said…"Well, it looks like she is trying to get his attention by wearing that horrible outfit ( of course, she was appalled that it was white since we haven’t passed Easter yet), and said ” that man was nice enough to take a picture with her, now he needs to find that pretty wife and go home".

When I told her that it looks like he may be now dating her, my Mama did not miss a beat. She frowned at us, picked up her iced tea and said…“Well…he is an idiot”.

Here’s to the wonderful wisdom of my sweet Mama, who just proved that even people who are not on the ship, or even average fans see what we see! Ship on sweet shipsters! 🙇😍❤

The Characters of Night Vale, as explained by Troubled Birds

[image description note: all images are from The Minced Mockingbird’s Guide to Troubled Birds, and feature realistically painted birds on top of classical wall paper, with paper quotes on top. Image descriptions have the quote. I’d put what kind of bird it is as well, except I’m horrible with birds. Sorry!]

Cecil:

[image description: I had on my prettiest dress and he never even looked at it. “For God’s sake!” That’s all I could think of to say.]

Carlos:

[image description: The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.]

Kevin:

[image description: Your eyes look tasty.]

Steve Carlsburg:

[image description: The ability to remain sober and gracious is, indeed, a form of mild insanity.]

Dana:

[image description: Dealing with you is like herding cats.]

The City Council:

[image description: The drinks came. I wasn’t about to be sobered by anything like regret.]

Station Management: 

[image description: My mating dance is mostly seizures.]

Tamika Flynn: 

[image description: I’m three ounces of whoop-ass.]

Earl:

[image description: Foie gras this, motherfucker!]

Jackie Fiero:

[image description: That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense. “You’ll do it?” “Of course,” I replied.]

Diane Crayton:

[image description: He told me that I would never forget him, as long as the two of us would live. His eyes demanded an answer. I had to overcome my desire to laugh.]

Troy:

[image description: He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give.]

The Man in the Tan Jacket:

[image description: Finally he gathered himself together and spoke. “What the hell?”]

Maureen:

[image description: “This is wonderful!” “This is going to be fine!” “I love this!” I was soon to change my mind, however.]

Chad: 

[image description: A meat cleaver, he thought. “Oh my God!” “Oh my God!” “Oh my God!”]

anonymous asked:

What are your favourite quotes from characters from voltron?

I had fun doing this. XP


Shiro: “BLAM, BLAM, BLAM.”

Keith: “It’s me! Keith! Your- I am your paladin!”

Lance: “I’ll stick you in a wormhole!”

Pidge: “Well, I like peanut butter and I like peanut butter cookies, but I hate peanuts. They’re so dry. Also, I sweat a lot. I mean in general, unrelated to the peanuts.

Hunk: “It just warms my heart that people are enjoying my cookies.”

Allura: I don’t have a favourite quote from Allura, sadly.

Coran: “Oh, no! Allura is dead! Aw, it’s horrible! Her head fell off! Wait! What? Her severed head is trying to speak to me! What is it, Allura’s head? What are your final words?”