Matsuhanaiwaoi + "please tell me that's not alive " (Or if you don't do ot4) Kyouhaba + fluff
“Please tell me that’s not alive.”
“It probably isn’t? Looks like it’s been there for a while.”
Hanamaki and Oikawa refuse to come out from behind Matsukawa, who stands there dutifully as a shield, amused expression on his face. Iwaizumi shakes his head, and turns back to the thing that started this whole screaming fest in the first place.
“It’s not moving, so it’s probably dead.” He steps closer to the giant bug on the kitchen wall, but then Oikawa and Hanamaki are yelling again. Iwaizumi swings his gaze back at them. “What?!”
“Don’t provoke it!” Hanamaki says, jabbing a finger over Matsukawa’s shoulder. “What if it curses us?”
“What if you piss off its ghost and it calls his army of ghost bug friends to come haunt us forever?” Oikawa wails.
Even Hanamaki gives him a weird stare at that one. Iwaizumi holds up his hands. “You want me to get rid of it, or you want to keep it up as funky decor?”
Oikawa’s face is scrunched up in a very unflattering expression. Matsukawa has his phone out and tongue sticking out a corner of his mouth as he tries to get a picture. “Fine,” Oikawa says. “Just let me leave the ro—Iwa-chan!”
Iwaizumi already has the bug in a cup and is stepping closer to Oikawa, an evil smile on his face. Matsukawa staggers as Hanamaki jumps onto his back, face buried between his shoulder blades. Oikawa is on the floor, arms around one of Matsukawa’s legs as he sobs hysterically.
They get a noise complaint from the neighbours before the bug is finally thrown out. (For the record, it was dead.)