Hey there! ARMYs are slowly, but surely taking over the world. You may be wondering: “Hm, are all ARMYs the same?” Fuck no, we aren’t! We come in all different shapes and sizes but we all have one thing in common: We support our men all the way to the end. If you want to learn more about the different types of ARMYs stay to the end!
THE CHILL ARMY
- memes!!!! - couldn’t be bothered at all by the drama - THEIR BLOCK GAME HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER - dont come for them unless the send for you - the funny friend
THE BLESSED BY GOD ARMY - always coming through with the latest updates on bts!!!!!! - appreciated asf!!!!!! - the “mom” friend - we low key think they’re working for bighit - TRANSLATORS - post notifications are on for them
THE RIDE OR DIE ARMY - the name says it all - savage - CLAPBACK GAME STRONG - they put fear in antis hearts - very protective over bts and fellow armys - has 67 different devices streaming during comebacks
THE CONFUSED ARMY - google translate - waking up and missing a whole era - “what did i miss-” - someone help them pls - the confused friend
THE TECH-SAVVY ARMY - always coming through with the high quality gifs, pictures, edits, ect, ect. - photoshop - give them credit!!!!! - we need some of y'all to stop the whitewashing
THE FAKE “”“ARMY”“” - only stans one member - cant name all the members - drama for no reason
((yall dont deserve a gif))
K-ARMY - truly blessed - FAN MEETS WITH OUR MANS - i-armys + k-armys = the truest ship - sweet as heck!!! - when in doubt call international armys - probably the only ones who can sing a bts song word for word
I-ARMY - way too much patience for the amount of shit they get for listening to kpop - supporting bts from the other side of world - they are actually that gif of hoseok in the car looking out the window
this headcanon means so much to me so of course I’ll be continuing it ♥ (this got fucking long oh my god)
one night during exam season they were going to bed and Even saw that Isak’s thigh was all mottled red and bruising and it took him a few days to realise that it was from Isak stimming and hitting his hand repeatedly against his leg while he worked
after that if he saw Isak stimming he’d weave his fingers through Isak’s and pull his hand up and gently dot kisses over Isak’s shaky fingers
when he was younger (read: when he was first coping with being labelled autistic) he tried going to a support group for people with autism because he was kinda struggling with it and while Jonas was so so good about it he didn’t really get it
Isak went to one meeting and never went back because it was too much it made it too real he didn’t want to need a support group like some drug addict just because his brain worked a little differently
(it didn’t help that he felt so different from everyone there, despite the fact they were all there for the same reason)
the first time Even’s parents cook for him they put raw tomato in the salad and Isak’s heart sinks because raw tomato is his ultimate Nope™ texture
he tried so so hard though because he didn’t want to mess up the first dinner with his boyfriend’s parents so he talked the talk and dazzled Even’s parents but when he tried to eat one of those tiny lil baby tomatoes he just couldn’t
when he bit into it his whole body shuddered and he was 90% sure he was going to vomit everywhere and he was spitting it back out before he could consciously think about it
he quickly excused himself to the bathroom and sat against the door and tried not to cry because he was sure he’d just ruined their impression of him and they were going to think he was so rude and everything was ruined and-
and Even of course came in and wiped the few tears that had squeezed their way out from Isak’s cheeks and reassured Isak that his parents didn’t mind they just felt kinda bad that they didn’t know he hated tomatoes
all subsequent dinners together involved tomato-free salads
sometimes Isak gets bouts of hyposenstivity (nowhere near as often as he gets hypersensitive, but they happen) and his responses are about five seconds slower than usual
sometimes it’s funny, like when Magnus will try to throw shade at him and then a few seconds later Isak drags Magnus even though someone else is talking
sometimes it’s less funny, like the time he was washing his hands and the plumbing fucked up and hot water poured out and Isak didn’t even feel it and finished washing his hands. Even had to put burn cream on his hands and Isak had to talk him out of calling their landlord in a rage about the state of their plumbing
Isak almost never has meltdowns, but when he does they take it right out of him and they’re usually triggered by something that anyone else would deem menial
there was an unfortunate incident when Even was having a manic episode and he reorganised everything in their flat in a way that totally made sense to him at 2.30 in the morning. everything including Isak’s school notes which were meticulously ordered
there was shouting, a lot of struggling to breathe, and the crushing certainty that he was going to fuck up his classes because his notes were a mess
when the episode was over Even apologised for messing with Isak’s system and Isak apologised for losing his shit when he knew Even couldn’t always help it
when Isak was little he was always the child who watched other children rather than engage in the play himself
his parents were always trying to push him to play with the other kids, but Isak was much happier observing them
fun fact: Montessori (one of the most renowned people when it comes to theory about children’s play and learning) noted that some children preferred to observe first before they attempted things themselves, and that adults should not try to force those children to engage before they are ready because children know when they’re ready and will move forwards with their play/learning when they’re ready
Isak wishes more people knew about that because he always felt like grown ups were pushing him to do things before he was ready
Magnus once found out that there was a girl in their class who was also on the spectrum and told Isak and Isak was just like and????? because he wasn’t going to befriend someone just because they were autistic too it didn’t work like that there isn’t a secret handshake or something Mags just drop it
occasionally people will try to use his autism as a weapon. in his maths classes he used to sit in front of a kid who always sneered that Isak was like a shittier version of Rain Man (Mahdi may have sold that guy some high quality shit at a high quality price that was actually just oregano)
Isak hates hates hates when the school chooses an autism charity for events because yeah it’s a great cause but whenever he sees signs encouraging people to ‘raise money for autism’ he feels like such a fucking charity case some pathetic loser who should be pitied because his brain is different
he will also use those times to get the boys do things for him out of spite because he really hates those posters (”you can help people with autism right now by shutting up, Magnus” “you raised money for autism? cool, can I borrow a tenner for some dinner?”)
whenever he hears or sees the words “cure autism” a part of him dies because he hates how misinformed people are but there’s also a part of him that wishes so badly sometimes that he could cure it
most of the time he just doesn’t give a shit tbh it’s just part of his life it’s not like he’s at the other end of the spectrum and he’ll need a carer his whole life he considers himself pretty lucky honestly
he’s never really been good at relating to people emotionally. he doesn’t really get emotional like everyone else seems to so he has no idea how to process it when people start crying on his shoulder. with Even’s help he’s getting better at it though.
as time goes on, Isak gets more and more comfortable with his identity as an autistic gay teen and will be vocal about his limitations in both
”I’m gay, Mahdi, I don’t know if she’d like that position????????”
“I’m having a bad day, please don’t talk to me just let me sit here on the edge without talking or looking at anyone okay”
sometimes Even will draw a jigsaw puzzle piece on his own wrist and then draw the piece that would fit next to it on Isak’s same wrist because they’re both a little bit dysfunctional but together they always make it work (also because a puzzle piece is the logo for autism, as Isak points out, but mostly the cute romantic reason Even insists)
Third and final part to but he didn’t and forward (requested) Member: Mingyu (svt) Genre: Fluff for the most part since this is the happy ending Word count: 6612
You and Mingyu agreed to take things day by day as the two of you fixed up your relationship. He still hadn’t quite moved back into the bedroom, neither of you sure if you were ready for that despite that one night he had fallen asleep by your side. But there was no more shift switching to avoid each other, no more hours spent hiding in bedrooms, no more eating when the other wasn’t around, and that had to be progress right? Granted, you both had agreed to do it a bit hesitantly… and it was still a bit strange that you two were talking now… and sometimes the conversation felt awkward and forced, but at least you were talking.
This particular morning was the start of the weekend, the both of you making sure you had no responsibilities for the day so that you both could readjust to each other’s presences again. You weren’t sure what the time at home was going to hold for the two of you other than meals together because, well, you just weren’t completely sure to act around him again. You guys had called off the divorce, but there was still a lot that needed to be done in your relationship. Your trust in him was wildly lowered, and you still hadn’t forgiven him for anything that had happened yet, and you were sure that he felt the same way. Couples counseling was going to come into play soon, but you were still looking at therapists, and the discussions about it often happened with the two of you in your respective sleeping places through the glare of a cellphone screen a quarter past midnight. You hadn’t held a normal conversation in ages because your relationship problems had lasted well over a year, and even now the conversations over the past few days had just seemed… uncomfortable.
But you were going to try, because no matter how awkward it all was, you still loved Kim Mingyu and he still loved you, and you were both determined to make this work.
Happy Day Before April Fools’ Day from NHFC and ANHFC!
As par for the course, the next update in the current story arc and the next ask response will will be posted next Sunday and Thursday respectively. You know the drill.
Until then, be true to yourselves as you go about your day tomorrow, concocting various antics of magical frivolity and practical japery to your heart’s content!
(NHFC and ANHFC are not legally responsible for any physical/mental injuries sustained from either partaking in or being on the receiving end of any acts of frivolity or japery conducted post-viewing of this comic, magical, practical or otherwise. Seriously, man, keep that shit in check. For real.)
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You guys threw away your trash and walked out. There was a ruckus across the street so you all decided to go check it out.
“What do you think’s happening?” You asked looking at the boys, who just shrugged.
“The clubs having a half off.” The woman next to us said in between smoking her cigarette.
“A half off you say?” You asked her.
“Yeah but you have to be on the list.” She answered.
“You don’t think they’ll make an exception?” Your eyes got big as if you were a kid who just got told no.
“Hehe uhm well,” she looked down at you,“ I am a bartender here. I’ll see what I can do…"
When Atsushi first exchanged phone numbers with Akutagawa it was only because Dazai was forcing them to work together more. He put Aku down in his contacts as Rabid Lawnmower. After they started dating and got more touchy feely he changed it to Rabid Cuddler.
R A B I D C U D D L E R!!!!!!!!!!
TOUCH-STARVED AKUTAGAWA IS MY SHIT MAN GIMME THAT WOW I LOVE THIS SUCH HIGH QUALITY CONTENT I AM JUST SO AMAZED
Taehyung didn’t believe in love at first sight. He had heard people who think they’ve experienced it feel a sudden rush in their ears and a tingle zipping down their spine, prefacing a strange, otherworldly connection that ties them to that person. That they “just know”. That the stars must have predetermined their meeting and the only explanation was that this person was sent here just for them. All absurd notions to Taehyung, someone who had no reason to believe in destiny anymore, let alone any of that romantic drivel.
Which is why, when he felt all of those things as his view settled on the doe-eyed, brown-haired man who sat down at his bar and ordered a bourbon, looking far too handsome to need to visit a strip club on a Friday night, Taehyung would swear his heart had stopped beating in his chest. The man’s hands were tucked into the pockets of his black leather jacket and he was looking around the place as if he was searching for someone. When the man turned back to the bar, he was only met with the eyes of a stupefied Taehyung who was pretty sure he had just experienced the impossible.
Caught off-guard for a moment by the indescribable feelings, Taehyung stared for a beat too long and when the man noticed no movement, he leaned forward across the bar top and repeated the order, assuming Taehyung hadn’t heard him over the music of the club.
“S-sure…just a sec,” Taehyung managed to stutter and blink away the stars in his eyes. What was happening? It was almost as if the gods were taunting him by sending him what he needed so badly at a time when it was the most unattainable; a connection that could never connect. As he filled the order, Taehyung felt like he was coming back to his senses. He wasn’t here to fall in love, he scolded himself. He was here to be a puppet now, to be used and, if he was lucky, leave each night with his life in tact. And although he had only been working here for two weeks, he had seen enough shit to make him swear off any kind of relationship with another person ever again. At least, he thought he had.
I took a break from studying (I did so much work guys, I swear)
Prompt: ‘You were
singing really loudly in the shower when I broke into your apartment but then i
heard you slip and crash and oh god i should probably check on you in case i
get done for murder instead of just robbery’ AU
quietly to herself as the key her cousin had given her failed to open the door.
Again. She checked her phone to make sure she had the right apartment. Asterin’s
last text clearly said B207. Manon thumped her forehead against the door, groaning.
She felt her duffle bag slide off her shoulder on to the floor. How did Asterin
manage to give her the wrong keys to her own apartment?
my best friend heimo made an and accurate and high quality ‘100 reasons to appreciate jaehyun from nct’ post :].
1) He always seems to have a smile on his face. 2) That boi loves his pda 3) Look how talented he is, which is very 4) I love how he loves all his members 5) He looks so cute and smol and soft 6) He is actually not cute and smol and soft but is 7) That kinky lil’ shit👀 i see u whiplash 8) i like how hes always somewhere in the back, so awkward 9) “I lived in America for four years, that’s why I’m here, man” 10) Look how tall that cutie is 11) His laugh is so cute and precious 12) i wanna hug him, look at how huggable 13) His modeling skils make me squeal 14) His dancing is amazing 15) CHERRY BOMB AND THOSE VISUALS 16) His personality shines bright like a dimen 17) He’s also vv weird i love it 18) hIS SKIN IS SO AMAZING AND PRETTY 19) his eyesmile omg 20) HIS SMILE IN GENERAL I MEAN DIMPLES 22) His hair is just perfect, like him, always 23) one word okok F I R E T R U C K 24) SO SO SWEET THAT BB IS 25) Looks good in abt 107% of things he wears 26) He’s a man who can do both 27) His english is so cute 28) Always tries his best, which i love 29) HE WORKS SO HARD 30) Is a respectful lil nutter butter 31) aa that bb boys aegyo game 32) Shows his love for his fans 33) Isn’t a troublemaker okok hes a good kid 34) pREDEBUT JAEHYUN GIVES ME HOPE 35) Also in love w taeyong and doyoung 36) Knows how to Aesthetic™ 37) IS NOT A FAKE ASS TYVM 38) Likes smol fluffy things, me too bb me too 39) Just looking at him comforts me thats weird ik but it happens 40) Is probably the type to be disgusted @ ppl for pouring milk first 41) Loves to hang out with pals 42) Doesn’t hate on younger members 43) He invented beauty 44) Can go from precious to sexy in 0.00002 seconds 45) Good Bodied Baby™ 46) He can rap, sing, nd dance 47) He will always try to cheer people up 48) His arms are gr8 and amazing and make me question lyfe 49) His beautiful and intense stare 50) Even does aegyo to random fans and loves making them smile 51) Would sell his own soul for someone else’s happiness 52) Is so soft yet masculine 53) Tries, but not to hard to where it’s annoying or unappealing 54) Is the type to hand you the tissue box and hug you while watching a sad movie 55) Very much shows his expression 56) He has many many talents 57) He is bilingual, which impresses me 58) He loves the Dreamies 59) That boi can cook 60) He has a playful sort of aura to him 61) I love those creases by his nose when he smiles 62) He is a sly bb which i find adorable idky 63) He has always stood out to me 64) Is a loyal lil pal 65) Believes that loving fans is important, they are family 66) Every video of him just seems to make me smile 67) Amazing on Night Night 68) He can selca a selca like no other selca 69) He’s perfect for low quality icons 70) Is the type that considers suicide after they hit an animal with their car 71) Can make any picture seem happy w his face 72) Is pretty extra, but it’s cute 73) Would respond with how talented someone is based off their distracK,, and it was abt him 74) Would help someone short with short people problems 75) Everything abt him is pretty to me wOw 76) Also total boyfriend material 77) HIS EYES FASCINATE ME SO MUCH 78) HuGs & HuGs & HuGs & he loves hugs i mean 79) Would be a great father one day 80) He never gives up on trying to make others happy 81) Is the type to apologize at least 7 times and then ask if you’re okay again 82) Did I mention Aegyo King??? 83) He can make many people question their gender and sexuality 84) Would be the type to say “Well, it’s the thought that counts” 85) NEVER FORGETS LOVED ONES’ BIRTHDAYS 86) Competes for Mom of the Group™ 87) He’s really just a bean 88) His dark hair makes me cry at night w its beauty 89) I love his name does this count ? its truthful 90) You can make so many puns w his name, and puns are great 91) His whole existence is brighter than the sun 92) His whole existence is also hotter than the sun 93) okaybutlike,,lowkeyalwaysgettinthosedaddyvibesooPs 94) His teeth are so perfect and white and amazing 95) Has anyone else noticed how pretty his hands are or is that weird 96) Gets flustered with love confessions 97) Cute when he gets up in the morning, lets be honest 98) He’s probably playing w a puppy rn 99) He gives me this warm tingly feeling inside my heart when i ses him 100) He’s our amazing, one and only, Jung Yoon-Oh, aka Jaehyun from NCT, so ofc I love him, he deserves the world and so much more.
oh man, i love binary bard’s dream in super villain island so much. not only it has really beautiful backgrounds (I WANT TO SEE THEM ALL IN FULL HD QUALITY, CREATORS PLEASE-) but it also gives me some stuff to think about
first of all, i really love that foreshadowing where mordred has only a half of his face just like his future self - binary bard.
secondly, seeing this pic i cant help but wonder if this is what bb’s body actually looks like now (which has a very high possibility. wait…… OH SHIT, WE SAW BINARY BARD NAKEY-)
that means he probably would have fake skin (his real skin would not last for long), which would explain such a drastic change in his appearance (much lighter skin color, no more hair)
also, if this wasnt for the comical effect, that dude maybe still has his old skeleton inside him. which is creepy. that means his new body could work also as a tomb for somebody he used to be. its not like there are graveyards in space that are worthy of his remains.
Plot: You and Peter Parker have both been called to be apart of the Avengers. You’ve always gone to the same schools, but never knew the secrets each other held. Him about his powers, and you about yours. But now, in this world of heroes and villains, you’re all each other’s got.
“Do we still have to go to school?” you ask Steve Rodgers, who is explaining the “responsibilities” of being part of the team.
Steve Rodgers, also known as Captain America, is standing right in front of you. You and Peter are sitting on the couch in the family room of the Avengers headquarters while Captain friggin America explains the rules of being a superhero. What has your world come to?
“Yes y/n. You still have to go to school. We have to keep up your appearances so no one suspects anything.” he says very seriously, “But there will be times when we have missions and you’ll miss a few days. Just tell your friends you have family stuff if they ask. We’ll handle the rest.”
For a split second, you and Peter share a silent look. You may not know each other well, but you’ve known each other long enough to realize you’re both outcasts. You don’t really have friends that care enough to notice your absence.
“So, what now?” Peter asks, his fingers drumming against the sofa.
“Now,” Steve smiles, “you train.”
You and Peter share another silent exchange before standing up and following Cap. He leads you down winding staircases and through glass hallways to a pair of towering double doors.
Tony stuck you and Peter on a plane however many hours ago, and you can’t help but feel exhaust creep up on your adrenaline rush. The hours you spent of that plane was the longest time you’ve ever spent talking to Peter. And you have to admit that he’s pretty great.
You guys wandered the private plane Tony owns and tried all the fancy chocolates on the menu flight attendants gave you. You guys watched superhero movies, talked about books and hobbies you like, and all the other superficial things friends talk about. But you never said anything serious, not about why you were both asked to come, not about the secrets Tony knows, nothing. Because it felt better to pretend everything was normal than to admit something extremely un-normal is happening
You don’t even know what state you’re in. But you do know the time change feels different and it’s been dark for…some hours. You’ve never been out of New York, much less to a secret headquarters that no one knows exists.
Peter continuously rubs his hands up and down his wrists, which are hidden under baggy sweatshirt sleeves.
You can’t help but think about your own so called “powers” Sure, you can do things others can’t, the type of things you see in movies. But you’re nothing like Tony or Steve or Thor. They save people, fix things. You seem to only be capable of destruction.
“I know this is kind of a lot. And to be honest, it never will get to not be a lot. Just…try to relax.” Steve cautions.
And with that, the metal doors glide open like an elevator.
“Oh shit.” you mutter for the second time today.
Because behind those doors is the most expensive and high quality training room money can buy. Behind those doors are the world’s greatest superheroes. And they’re all looking at you.
JFC 8 seasons? On the one hand, this is good because there’ll be a thriving fandom to participate in and lots of time to write fiction that people are still around to enjoy. Plus the bonus of loving this show and getting to watch more of it.
But man, that’s a lot of time for something to go horribly wrong or the fandom to completely lose its shit. The more time, the more likely someone leaves or dies or god knows what else. Or time for relationships to develop, break up, reform. Let’s cross our fingers they will still high quality storytelling and not be swayed by the angry, vicious Klance shippers.