this is high quality shit man

Underrated* but extremely good shots of Yuuri from episode one:

Looking at episode one again, it just is so clear how depressed this sweet boy is in it. Precious Yuuri. Even his eyes just… look sad? 

This is his portrait from the JSF website! It’s a nice shot, but he looks kind of worried in it. I hope he has it replaced with a happier looking one at some point. Sheesh Yuuri, babe. 

I just love the art in this scene? The shadowing is fantastic. Great animation wow!!

Precious and in need of so, so many hugs.

WHY have they not released a high quality version of this poster?? I WANT IT ON MY WALL.

Gorgeous boy. The amount of emotion in this skate is just… wow.

AHHHHHHHHH.

Boy!!

He just looks like he needs life breathed back into him?? He’s trying, he really is. And you KNOW he can do it, but he is… so tired. 

Takeshi: Yuuri you are an adorable ass man, even I can’t deny that shit. 

Sweetest smile.

Working out, looking cute, contemplating things.

I like how Yuuri’s eyes are almost this russet red brown instead of a straight brown. It’s a neat detail. 

Maybe my 8,000 Victor posters will have the answer…

When ur banquet crush is doing ur program and looking sexy AF

Yuuri’s pants legit look like they’re about to fall down here. I’m laughing. But I mean, there’s a naked Russian in the hot spring so I doubt he notices anything like that. 

*again: all shots of Yuuri are underrated because it’s not possible to appreciate him enough.

anonymous asked:

I am living for your Isak w Aspergers head canons do you think you could do some more?

the first post

this headcanon means so much to me so of course I’ll be continuing it ♥ (this got fucking long oh my god)

  • one night during exam season they were going to bed and Even saw that Isak’s thigh was all mottled red and bruising and it took him a few days to realise that it was from Isak stimming and hitting his hand repeatedly against his leg while he worked
    • after that if he saw Isak stimming he’d weave his fingers through Isak’s and pull his hand up and gently dot kisses over Isak’s shaky fingers
  • when he was younger (read: when he was first coping with being labelled autistic) he tried going to a support group for people with autism because he was kinda struggling with it and while Jonas was so so good about it he didn’t really get it
    • Isak went to one meeting and never went back because it was too much it made it too real he didn’t want to need a support group like some drug addict just because his brain worked a little differently
    • (it didn’t help that he felt so different from everyone there, despite the fact they were all there for the same reason)
  • the first time Even’s parents cook for him they put raw tomato in the salad and Isak’s heart sinks because raw tomato is his ultimate Nope™ texture
    • he tried so so hard though because he didn’t want to mess up the first dinner with his boyfriend’s parents so he talked the talk and dazzled Even’s parents but when he tried to eat one of those tiny lil baby tomatoes he just couldn’t
    • when he bit into it his whole body shuddered and he was 90% sure he was going to vomit everywhere and he was spitting it back out before he could consciously think about it
    • he quickly excused himself to the bathroom and sat against the door and tried not to cry because he was sure he’d just ruined their impression of him and they were going to think he was so rude and everything was ruined and- 
    • and Even of course came in and wiped the few tears that had squeezed their way out from Isak’s cheeks and reassured Isak that his parents didn’t mind they just felt kinda bad that they didn’t know he hated tomatoes
    • all subsequent dinners together involved tomato-free salads
  • sometimes Isak gets bouts of hyposenstivity (nowhere near as often as he gets hypersensitive, but they happen) and his responses are about five seconds slower than usual
    • sometimes it’s funny, like when Magnus will try to throw shade at him and then a few seconds later Isak drags Magnus even though someone else is talking
    • sometimes it’s less funny, like the time he was washing his hands and the plumbing fucked up and hot water poured out and Isak didn’t even feel it and finished washing his hands. Even had to put burn cream on his hands and Isak had to talk him out of calling their landlord in a rage about the state of their plumbing
  • Isak almost never has meltdowns, but when he does they take it right out of him and they’re usually triggered by something that anyone else would deem menial
    • there was an unfortunate incident when Even was having a manic episode and he reorganised everything in their flat in a way that totally made sense to him at 2.30 in the morning. everything including Isak’s school notes which were meticulously ordered
    • there was shouting, a lot of struggling to breathe, and the crushing certainty that he was going to fuck up his classes because his notes were a mess
    • when the episode was over Even apologised for messing with Isak’s system and Isak apologised for losing his shit when he knew Even couldn’t always help it
  • when Isak was little he was always the child who watched other children rather than engage in the play himself
    • his parents were always trying to push him to play with the other kids, but Isak was much happier observing them
    • fun fact: Montessori (one of the most renowned people when it comes to theory about children’s play and learning) noted that some children preferred to observe first before they attempted things themselves, and that adults should not try to force those children to engage before they are ready because children know when they’re ready and will move forwards with their play/learning when they’re ready
    • Isak wishes more people knew about that because he always felt like grown ups were pushing him to do things before he was ready
  • Magnus once found out that there was a girl in their class who was also on the spectrum and told Isak and Isak was just like and????? because he wasn’t going to befriend someone just because they were autistic too it didn’t work like that there isn’t a secret handshake or something Mags just drop it
  • occasionally people will try to use his autism as a weapon. in his maths classes he used to sit in front of a kid who always sneered that Isak was like a shittier version of Rain Man (Mahdi may have sold that guy some high quality shit at a high quality price that was actually just oregano)
  • Isak hates hates hates when the school chooses an autism charity for events because yeah it’s a great cause but whenever he sees signs encouraging people to ‘raise money for autism’ he feels like such a fucking charity case some pathetic loser who should be pitied because his brain is different
    • he will also use those times to get the boys do things for him out of spite because he really hates those posters (”you can help people with autism right now by shutting up, Magnus” “you raised money for autism? cool, can I borrow a tenner for some dinner?”)
  • whenever he hears or sees the words “cure autism” a part of him dies because he hates how misinformed people are but there’s also a part of him that wishes so badly sometimes that he could cure it
    • most of the time he just doesn’t give a shit tbh it’s just part of his life it’s not like he’s at the other end of the spectrum and he’ll need a carer his whole life he considers himself pretty lucky honestly
  • he’s never really been good at relating to people emotionally. he doesn’t really get emotional like everyone else seems to so he has no idea how to process it when people start crying on his shoulder. with Even’s help he’s getting better at it though.
  • as time goes on, Isak gets more and more comfortable with his identity as an autistic gay teen and will be vocal about his limitations in both
    • ”I’m gay, Mahdi, I don’t know if she’d like that position????????”
    • “I’m having a bad day, please don’t talk to me just let me sit here on the edge without talking or looking at anyone okay”
  • sometimes Even will draw a jigsaw puzzle piece on his own wrist and then draw the piece that would fit next to it on Isak’s same wrist because they’re both a little bit dysfunctional but together they always make it work (also because a puzzle piece is the logo for autism, as Isak points out, but mostly the cute romantic reason Even insists)
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What?
Happy Day Before April Fools’ Day from NHFC and ANHFC!
As par for the course, the next update in the current story arc and the next ask response will will be posted next Sunday and Thursday respectively. You know the drill.
Until then, be true to yourselves as you go about your day tomorrow, concocting various antics of magical frivolity and practical japery to your heart’s content!
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Runaway

Originally posted by dangerously-jamless

Collab with @texts-from-bts

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7

You guys threw away your trash and walked out. There was a ruckus across the street so you all decided to go check it out. “What do you think’s happening?” You asked looking at the boys, who just shrugged. 

“The clubs having a half off.” The woman next to us said in between smoking her cigarette. 

“A half off you say?” You asked her. 

“Yeah but you have to be on the list.” She answered. 

“You don’t think they’ll make an exception?” Your eyes got big as if you were a kid who just got told no. 

“Hehe uhm well,” she looked down at you,“ I am a bartender here. I’ll see what I can do…" 

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ first off, HOW?? like, why are so many high quality blogs following my trash? my writing is shit compared to all of y'all. stop playing with me. 

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ secondly, WHY?? am i ❝ interesting ❞ to you ?? are my muses ❝ cool?? is my writing ❝ decent to look at?? is my trash ❝ appealing ❞ to your eyes ?? well guess what. I KNOW Y'ALL LYING. because i don’t like my own shit so how in the hell ,,,

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀  BUT, because these wonderful people found me alright enough to follow back, potentially plot with me, and responds to my crappy starters, i need to show appreciation to those folks.


⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ★. ◜*.:。 ━「 THE SQUAAAAD ⁞ the ones i care for a LOT 」❜

@gcminiwrites ⁞ i love the fact that god brought us back together on this blog since we fell out for a long periodically time *coughs* text me back *coughs* you’re really special to me, one of my inspirations to make this indie blog so i thank you for that. also, reply back to sylvester. we’re not playing these waiting games. follow this weird yet incredibly cute and amazing human.

@ofcataclysmic ⁞ my PRECIOUS, CINNAMON APPLE !! she’s seriously my baby ; must be protected at all damn costs. i'll sell my blog to satan for her. she deserves everything pure in the world. if someone hurts her, imma have to cut a bitch, js. in all seriousness, she’s truly incredible and her solo indie is hella lit.

@pxstliives ⁞ JUST FUCK ME UP, WHY DON'TCHA?? our threads are killing me. every second i’m awake, i debate on whether or not i should hurt us even more with my replies. super cool and down to earth, will have you shooketh for years to come because she’s a LIFE RUINER. follow her tho.


⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀★. ◜*.:。 ━「 GIVE ME WRITING LESSONS ⁞ the ones i write with 」❜

⠀⠀⠀⠀  @holypatronus ⁞ @bubblcgumz ⁞ @astrophlcs  ⁞ @dcntplay  ⁞ @greasersbro  ⠀⠀⠀⠀   ⠀⠀⠀⠀   ⠀⠀⠀@shootiingstcr  ⁞ @dxcoded  ⁞ @trcnqulity  @shrinemade   @jawkissed 
( i need to write with more people IELWKJCLB ; half of y’all i need to reply to im sorry )


⠀⠀★. ◜*.:。 ━「 I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN ⁞ the ones i admire & want to write with 」❜

@redolcnt   @gocdgcnebcdsave @khcleesis  @bittersweetloves @superlcves  @postuxre  @postmortcm  @fcdedlcve  @fcdedlegends  @brckenones  @cheerleaderki  @ovcrrated  @pcrscphones  @siircns  @thedepxrted  @turbiidus  @sickcning  @loosethrills  @blvckdress  @maesterpieces  @fakedfun  @bzzkll  @untildxwn  @screamsking  @ycungfcrever  @prepaids  @thrcwsigns  @gasoliines  @leavcme  @flghtlessbrd @hvtelrooms  @deardoses  @cvquette  @sunsct  @honeymoonavcnues  @heroexxs  @realforyou  @pvssyriot 

That Don’t Impress Me Much

I took a break from studying (I did so much work guys, I swear)

Prompt: ‘You were singing really loudly in the shower when I broke into your apartment but then i heard you slip and crash and oh god i should probably check on you in case i get done for murder instead of just robbery’ AU


Manon cursed quietly to herself as the key her cousin had given her failed to open the door. Again. She checked her phone to make sure she had the right apartment. Asterin’s last text clearly said B207. Manon thumped her forehead against the door, groaning. She felt her duffle bag slide off her shoulder on to the floor. How did Asterin manage to give her the wrong keys to her own apartment?

This is why she didn’t travel.

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Man oh man. Do I love this ship.


All art featured in this loop are done by @memekeymouse, used with their permission. 

ThisIsTotallyAnExcuseToAddToTheTag
[Favorite Record by Fall Out Boy]

So I’m chilling in my room, doing my own thing, when all of a sudden my dad yells my name! I get kinda upset cuz I’m like in the middle of watching a video and don’t really wanna pause it, but I do and come out of my room none the less. I yell down to him asking what’s up, and he informs me a package has arrived for me. Well now I’m like thoroughly confused because why would I be getting a package unless it’s….OH SHIT!!!

OH SHIT!!!!

IS THIS WHAT I THINK THIS IS???!!!!

THIS HAS TO BE WHAT I THINK THIS IS!!!!

IT’S WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH I’M SO HAPPY RN!!!! Look at how cute this little ghosty is!!! I’m beyond ecstatic rn!! He’s so cute and smol and soft and just all around perfect!! I would take photo’s of my face with his face but I look like a potato today so I’ll have to do that another time, but this is legit the best thing that could’ve happened today man!

Thank you so much @happykittyshop I love him with all my heart and soul!! I will love and protect him forever! Again thank you!! <3 <3 <3

anonymous asked:

Not related to anything but i saw this YouTube video of a couple reuniting after not seeing each other for a while and there both pretty big guys so one of them fucking flings themselves​ onto the other person and he just fucking catches him like this 6 foot man doesn't way shit and all I could think was "this is nursey and dex"

this is such??? a high quality ask??? @ god someone please give me nursey dropping all his stuff and leaping into dex’s arms, please and thank u,,, i need this ft. dex gently cradling nursey with his long ass legs around his waist as nursey kisses his whole entire face, thank u amen

themagnusbane  asked:

Okay, so I shall put quite a lot of Urls in this ask because goddamn there are so many people I want to be soft to. Firstly @nightfallgoddess because Ash was the very first person to ever follow me in this fandom and she always makes and puts up high quality shit (plus her distrust of CC is amazing!!!! Hahahahahaha). Next @latinalightwood because Ana's my heart, my queen, my love, my reason for existing, and the constant bringer of heartaches my way (did you see her last gifset? Wicked!)...

[ @nightfallgoddess ; @latinalightwood ]

… Then @ladymatt for being one of the first few friends I made in this fandom (Ana was the other first friend. Hehehehehe). Thank you so much for all the messages love, for always being there and for all the gifs you send me (I live for them!). Next up is @f-f-f-fight. Seph you radiate warmth and sunshine and goodness and so much fucking compassion. I feel honoured and blessed to call you a friend. Also those gifsets. Goddamn! Still waiting on that prince of hell one you promised us…

… then there’s @mel-iorn. Mel brings joy & happiness everywhere she goes. And it comes so easily to her, I’m in awe of how much of herself she gives. I also love her for all the Rihanna gifsets she finds & sends my way (keep sending them love!) and her Jimon fics (oooh so soft), & let’s not forget the shotgun Malec fic she wrote for your birthday Leo (that was some high quality shit!). @banelewis is the sweetest, most precious bean alive and should be protected always. Nana’s a blessing…

… and Nana’s gifsets are always on point. I still can’t forget her Magnus walking gifset. Bless. Then there’s my big brother @abloodneed. His writing never fails to take my breath away. Every single damn time. And when he makes his gifsets, I’m in awe, wondering if there’s anything Izsak can’t do? He’s like wonder man (really he is) and we’re all too damn lucky that he exists! So fucking lucky! @thelushfiles keeps bringing us fashion and sass, beauty and so much goddamn life I live!!!!!!!!

@amorverus. How can I use words to capture the iconic Maia? Her gifs are legendary. Her metas are legendary. Her sass is legendary. Her gushing about Magnus (including about his tassels) is legendary. Her wisdom is legendary. Her patience (gods have you see the anons she gets? Smh), legendary. Every fucking thing about her is legendary. It is why I call her legendary! @ronaldkipling is my paddie of life. She’s so focused & driven & supportive & inspirational & amazing & I loooooooove her…

@highwarlockkareena is a goddess that walks amongst us. She’s talented at writing, talented at giffing, talented at taking no shit from anyone, talented at defending Raj, talented at calling out shit in the fandom. Every single inch of her is fucking talented. She’s amazing :). Shoutout to @lukemagnus! Yayra’s my West African sister, sassy & gorgeous & thirsty & talented & amazing & so fucking kind & I love her to bits!!! The loyal parabatri supporter, it’s why she’s gets shoutout from them!

And then there’s @alecmagnu and @princemagnusbane. These two together make magic happen (hello to all the theories they got right and the ones the show producers should have followed. Smh. There’s no accounting for bad taste), and separately they’re powerhouses! I love how much they stand up for Latinx rep, how outspoken they both are, and how they’re not afraid to call out shit. Allie also makes the best gifs in the fandom and I’m in awe of her every damn time!…

shoutout to @magnusgoatee. She keeps giving and being so kind, like she legit woke me up with the sweetest kindest message yesterday & I was teary eyed & I floated on sunshine all day long! (she’s that amazing!!!!). She deserves all the love and the attention and her gifs always have me ghjghjghjghjghjghjghjg. I might not speak a lick of Spanish but the emotions she conveys in her Spanish songs gifs? A+. Huge love to @softshadowmoon because Wrye is remarkable, soft & makes amazing gifs & fics.

@lukegarrowayisamaincharacter is a blessing for this fandom. Master shitposter (I wish I had her mind), ultimate Luke defender (she blows my fucking mind), taker of no prisoners (have you seen some of the anons she gets and her responses? Bless!), originator of the most amazing HCs I’ve seen around, & ultimately a good, pure (not that pure. Hehehehe) soul that deserves the world! @capstevierogers finds ways to make me laugh & cackle all day long & boy does she bring much needed fun and levity.

shoutout to the triple threats @harmonization @bane-magnus @malectric. They make the best gifsets around, deserve all the love and good things & are 100% kickass amazing friends. They have the softest hearts, are fucking amazing to geek out about the things we have in common & always make my day brighter. And finally there’s you baby brother. Your drive, your spirit, your grace, your focus, your thirst ;). You’re so fucking remarkable, you take my breath away. Congrats on the 1k!!!!!!

holy SHIT noria that was a wild ride and what a list too, a lot of incredible people in there

and thank you so much noria if im this soft its because youre one of the people that inspire me to stay kind like damn i love you so much i just have no words god

rip everyone on this list good luck on stopping the tears anytime soon

let’s be soft, not that anything can top that but let’s try

oh man, i love binary bard’s dream in super villain island so much. not only it has really beautiful backgrounds (I WANT TO SEE THEM ALL IN FULL HD QUALITY, CREATORS PLEASE-) but it also gives me some stuff to think about

first of all, i really love that foreshadowing where mordred has only a half of his face just like his future self - binary bard.

secondly, seeing this pic i cant help but wonder if this is what bb’s body actually looks like now (which has a very high possibility. wait…… OH SHIT, WE SAW BINARY BARD NAKEY-)

that means he probably would have fake skin (his real skin would not last for long), which would explain such a drastic change in his appearance (much lighter skin color, no more hair)

also, if this wasnt for the comical effect, that dude maybe still has his old skeleton inside him. which is creepy. that means his new body could work also as a tomb for somebody he used to be. its not like there are graveyards in space that are worthy of his remains.

but hey, its just a thought

INTP, INTJ: unbearable puns
  • INTP sent INTJ a video of a person wearing a bear suit dancing to Closer by The Chainsmokers
  • INTP: i seriously thought the bear suit was gonna rip it looked like it couldn't bear the dancing
  • INTP: then the person in the suit would be,, bare
  • INTJ: the bare truth would come out
  • INTJ: could the viewers bear the reality
  • INTJ: either they would leave the account, URSINE up to see more videos
  • INTP: oh shit that was an intelligent pun
  • INTP: i barely understood it
  • INTP: bear with me though, i'll get it it's not totally impawsible
  • INTJ: you just gotta use your cub-eza
  • INTP: tbh these puns are getting unbearable i'm gonna stop now

TO THE PEOPLE WHO KEEP SAYING THAT THE REASON ARTISTS FROM YG WIN SO MUCH AWARDS IS BECAUSE THEY ARE FROM YG SHOULD LIKE STEP THE FUCK BACK AND EDUCATE THEMSELVES FIRST OF ALL GETTING INTO YG IS HARDER THAN GRADUATING FROM HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE U NEED TO BE REALLY FUCKING TALENTED FOR THAT SHIT THEY DONT LOOK SO MUCH @ APPEARANCE YA ACTUALLY NEED TO BE ABLE TO SING AND BE ABLE TO FUCKING DANCE. I MEAN LOOK AT YG HIMSELF U THINK HE GOT THIS SUCCESFUL BECAUSE HE IS PRETTY HELL NAH DA MAN WORKED HIS ASS OFF TO THE CORE AND NOW HE OWNS THE NUMBER 1 LABEL IN KOREA AND KICKED OFF SLAVE ENTERTAIMENT OF THE DAMN THRONE. YG DOESNT HAVE LOTS OF ARTISTS HE ISNT ABOUT QUANTITY BUT ABOUT QUALITY YALL THINK BIGBANG WAS BIG AT FIRST? LMAO NO THEY WORKED THEIR FUCKING ASSES OFF AND MADE YG AS IT IS TODAY A PERFECT EXAMPLE THAT TALENT MADE YG NOT YG MAKING TALENT. AND ANOTHER THING YG IS THE ONLY LABEL WHO GIVES 60% TO THEIR ARTISTS AND TREATS THEIR ARTISTS EXTREMELY WELL LIKE NO JOKE LOOK IT UP THE ONLY SHITTY THING ABOUT YG IS THAT FUCKING YG MAKES HIS ARTISTS COME BACK FIFTY THOUSAND YEARS LATER BUT ITS WORTH THE WAIT CAUSE U WILL GET A KICK ASS ALBUM AND A GREAT ASS COMEBACK

rant over
bye

THE BET (m)

GENRE: Smutty AF. Sarcastic AF. Sassy AF. 

Word Count: 4549

WRITERS NOTE: I originally wrote this on my old blog, Bias Backlash. SO, if you are seeing this come around for the second time… welcome back? This is just a side note, so none of you fine people think I plagiarized this from the last time it came around. I’m just rewriting, replotting, and reposting it. My soul cried when it was lost with my last blog that got deleted.

You make a bet with your best friend Yoongi. It doesn’t quite go according to plan. Not that anyone ends up complaining. 

“You’re going to lose.” No. Shut up Yoongi.

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(un)superheroes: A Peter Parker Series (part #2)

Part: 1

Plot: You and Peter Parker have both been called to be apart of the Avengers. You’ve always gone to the same schools, but never knew the secrets each other held. Him about his powers, and you about yours. But now, in this world of heroes and villains, you’re all each other’s got.

Originally posted by alyciadebnamcarey

“Do we still have to go to school?” you ask Steve Rodgers, who is explaining the “responsibilities” of being part of the team. 

Steve Rodgers, also known as Captain America, is standing right in front of you. You and Peter are sitting on the couch in the family room of the Avengers headquarters while Captain friggin America explains the rules of being a superhero. What has your world come to?

“Yes y/n. You still have to go to school. We have to keep up your appearances so no one suspects anything.” he says very seriously, “But there will be times when we have missions and you’ll miss a few days. Just tell your friends you have family stuff if they ask. We’ll handle the rest.”

For a split second, you and Peter share a silent look. You may not know each other well, but you’ve known each other long enough to realize you’re both outcasts. You don’t really have friends that care enough to notice your absence.

“So, what now?” Peter asks, his fingers drumming against the sofa.

“Now,” Steve smiles, “you train.”

You and Peter share another silent exchange before standing up and following Cap. He leads you down winding staircases and through glass hallways to a pair of towering double doors. 

Tony stuck you and Peter on a plane however many hours ago, and you can’t help but feel exhaust creep up on your adrenaline rush. The hours you spent of that plane was the longest time you’ve ever spent talking to Peter. And you have to admit that he’s pretty great. 

You guys wandered the private plane Tony owns and tried all the fancy chocolates on the menu flight attendants gave you. You guys watched superhero movies, talked about books and hobbies you like, and all the other superficial things friends talk about. But you never said anything serious, not about why you were both asked to come, not about the secrets Tony knows, nothing. Because it felt better to pretend everything was normal than to admit something extremely un-normal is happening

You don’t even know what state you’re in. But you do know the time change feels different and it’s been dark for…some hours. You’ve never been out of New York, much less to a secret headquarters that no one knows exists.

 Peter continuously rubs his hands up and down his wrists, which are hidden under baggy sweatshirt sleeves.

You can’t help but think about your own so called “powers” Sure, you can do things others can’t, the type of things you see in movies. But you’re nothing like Tony or Steve or Thor. They save people, fix things. You seem to only be capable of destruction. 

“I know this is kind of a lot. And to be honest, it never will get to not be a lot. Just…try to relax.” Steve cautions.

And with that, the metal doors glide open like an elevator. 

“Oh shit.” you mutter for the second time today.

Because behind those doors is the most expensive and high quality training room money can buy. Behind those doors are the world’s greatest superheroes. And they’re all looking at you.

anonymous asked:

Do you have any Crewt fic recs? Yours are amazing but I need moreeee!!

Good Friday by Widowing_Powder - if you are like me, and you like seeing your ginger noodle get the bejeezus beat out of him and Credence lose all of his shit about it then OH BOY IS THIS THE FIC. Does have some detailed descriptions of the cruciatus curse, it’s a WIP but I happen to be in the know that this is gonna be some good shit quality hurt/comfort. Also go to @peachpitsss tumblr for some good quality high end prompt fills and porn.

Of Voyages Both Uncertain and Bright by Zinfandel, @zinfandelli - Credence stalks Newt onto the boat, keeps stalking him, has a lot of existential crises and gets magic cookies and it’s real damn cute

“Thirty-Five Rules of Wizardy” by Credence Barebone by Corpium, @voidspeaking  - HOOO FUCK. OH FUCK MAN. Minimalist and manages to tell an entire long saga in less than 1000 words. I want 10k for every single one of the rules. This made me feel emotions and it’s like my mind was read for this fic

Hides and Intentions of Gold  by Zinfandel - MORE CREDENCE LOSING HIS SHIT TO PROTECT NEWT THIS IS THE GOOD SHIT. Also features Credence barely keeping his shit together shortly before losing it, and also featuring Newt with his uncomfortable boner for Murdercloud Credence

anonymous asked:

the whole bad fanfiction post brought back some memories man. I started out in the 1d fandom and i wrote a fic where the main girl had my name and she had a one night stand with a band member and got pregnant like wow high quality shit rite ther m8

Oh my god I’m laughing so hard at this but also?? This is so relatable?? God, let’s just all raise a glass to the hilariously bad things we wrote when we were young.

while mum lived with us, we never used the dish washer. she hated it coz it was noisy and she believed it was wasteful

now I dont know about all that, but now that she’s gone it clicked with me today that hey, I can go ahead and use that sucker and there’s no one to complain about it

so I did

and I dont know man, I dont think I can ever go back. There’s something about opening the dishwasher, getting bathed in steam and taking out all your still warm stuff that just SHITS ALL OVER manual washing

tomorrow I’m picking up some of that high quality expensive shit you put in, the tablets with the red ball. gonna make my dishes so damn clean