this is hella gay and im dead

Life is Strange characters in a nutshell
  • Max: i like photography and shit also im super gay
  • Chloe: im the gayest of them all. hella.
  • Warren: max ily
  • Victoria: my bitchiness is a defence mechanism
  • Nathan: my bitchiness is all jeffershit's fault
  • Jeffershit: hello naughty children its murder time
  • Rachel: im secretly a deer in disguise dont tell chloe also im dead
  • David: i dont understand teenage lesbians
  • Joyce: i mildly understand teenage lesbians
  • William: im dead
  • Dana: i look like a bitch but im actually a cinnamon roll
  • Kate: im the purest cinnamon roll
  • Frank: I WAS EATING THOSE BEANS

alteanlance  asked:

hey boo 💛

u want me to talk about how much i love elyse???? tunglr user @alteanlance???? OH HELL YAH 

listen our schedules keep us as passing ships in the nights(gay) but whenever i get a message from you its usually the high light of my week. you’re so talented and you’re always down to listen to me ramble about my writing(and im always hella down to read ur shit like throw it at me binch) and i just…….. can u believe we’re a couple of alcoholic gold fish…. iconic honestly

i was tagged by @themessthatiam (sorry this is so late lmao)

rules: answer the questions and tag 20 followers you wanna get to know better!

nickname: my friend faith calls me dandelion :00 and most of my friends call me mom or dad lmao

height: 5′9″ im a giant

ethnicity: im cuban and puerto rican so im hispanic hell yeah

fave fruits: i love mangoes and strawberries w all my lil gay heart,, also i love lucuma o shitttt

fave season: fall

fave animals: i love sea cucumbers so much!!!!!! and cats are hella cute o shit

fave beverages: water, sweet tea, coffee, and milkshakes 

fave fictional characters: everybody ever in voltron tbh, michael mell, rich goranski, amelia casper, thisbe casper, and mr.t from how the dead dream

number of blankets i sleep with: like half of one its hot where i live

dream trip: anywhere w my girfriend <33

blog created: october 2014

number of followers: 533

i tag: @angelsaharah @pastelashie @annoyingicing lmao do i even have friends on here they all lef t um @emilysshook god if anybody sees this just do it i swear

wowow okay so i reached 2000 recently and i want to do something to say thanks ! so heres my follow forever. 

(friends and reccommended are bolded !)

people i know irl or met at cons:

2olluxander-captor animewarrior4 fenrice hailwu moldysunfish peacheis scossors nitorireadsporn yamatokamiyasusada 

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-tokyoghoul 2juuzou 8apedemak8 

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actualforestprince anteikuu aonime arvangelo ask-the-sexiest-weapon asuhi2 ayatokun ayatoys aziaon bakajesus bara-cats ccgsjason cheriebornb chiildrenofmisfortune cinsarity coffeekaneki corvbot counterghoul crystalxne cuteb0y dead-raccoon decxm deity dorkneki draft-t espurrvert exorcistskum flowerboykaneki fludgs freckled-ghoul garekini gay-uta gayhorchata gayoba ghoul-here ghoul-kaneki ghoulishglee gourmet-tsukiyama-shuu guruchi haaiise haisasakis haise-sasaki-san haises-butt hella-noragami hides-butt hojime homoneki hybridshift ikasroniix illegal-cheetah im-not-wonderlands-alice infinitesanity inukashi itoshigoyo ix-a j-juzzou jadehariey jakeenglishsthong juuzou-juusan jyuuzo k-u-k-i-u-r-i-e kameatki kamishirosrize kanaes-ass kanaesrose kane—ki kaneki-chen kaneki-coffee kaneki-deserves-better kanekine kanekis-mother kanekishu kaneklkun kanekistragedy kaworucore kaworuin kekani ken—ma kineki kkurapikas krriku lovestrology mad-centipede mamabraunohlawd mannly matsushiroo mayunozaki meikyuo mekakushi-eiyu miinkurii mikio-tan morphinebby morwenerdie mrs0ul myyanderehusband

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n-agachika nachtkniver naokisan nat-su-me nataku-s nbsuzuya notreallyshinji official-mutsuki one-eyed-twins particlewaveform per-perhaps pretty-robot punkqueenie ritsiu riubuns rizekamishrio ruhelied ryuuhu sadasuna sakigami-s sakura-ghoul sasakihairse sassanhaise schneese seijochan seragake shirauzu shirokkaneki shmicklepicklefickle shukizu shuppette shuudong shuujpeg somegaydemon soraneki soulielle spicy-kaneki-kun ssblackrabbit sukihaise suzubun suzuyahtml swzuya takizawah the-neet-one the-prince-of-owls thirteensjason tokyoceans touka-yo-ghoul treeaogiri tshuus tsukiiyamaa tsukiyamas ttsukiyama twerkiyama ugh-anime urize v0nbartu viicchi vixen-prince weebo-trash yami-no-kuni yatsu-me yeagerd yeaheger yoimallama

thank you for reading this and thank you so much for 2k !

What I look for in men: 

  • dark hair
  • finger tattoos
  • gross ass clothes
  • smells like a dead cow
  • dirtiest white boy in the south side
  • has a sister
  • is hella gay
  • loves Ian Gallagher 
  • his hand tats say F U C K U
  • his name starts with an ’M' 
  • so does his sister
  • if you don’t know who im talking about
  • it’s mickey
  • mickey milkovich
  • have a nice day
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ayye my name’s alex. i’m complete phan trash (and also hella gay). i love fob, mcr, p!atd, and atl. i write sometimes and i attempt to edit things but i’m about as talented as a dead sloth so that doesn’t usually work. i’m pretty musical though which is quite fun and this is really long wow okay
(if you’d like you can come talk to me)

queenvsbarton  asked:

fake ah lads+their ladies and also mica all bein in a big gay love pile and skinny dipping off the pier at three in the morning bc they're hella drunk. gavin pretends to be dead when someone dunks him under the water ("you killed me im dead") and jerem lays him on the sand and pretends to give him mouth to mouth and mica just yells "gay" at them

yes good

ryan is the entertained sober friend who instigates everyone’s shenanigans

michael tries to set the pier on fire and jack lectures him for ten minutes straight until a shrieking gavin dives into michael and throws him in the water

mica tries to take pictures of everyone