this is hella gay and im dead

Life is Strange characters in a nutshell
  • Max: i like photography and shit also im super gay
  • Chloe: im the gayest of them all. hella.
  • Warren: max ily
  • Victoria: my bitchiness is a defence mechanism
  • Nathan: my bitchiness is all jeffershit's fault
  • Jeffershit: hello naughty children its murder time
  • Rachel: im secretly a deer in disguise dont tell chloe also im dead
  • David: i dont understand teenage lesbians
  • Joyce: i mildly understand teenage lesbians
  • William: im dead
  • Dana: i look like a bitch but im actually a cinnamon roll
  • Kate: im the purest cinnamon roll

anonymous asked:

Hey. I’m hella gay™. I enjoy them human girls. My favourite mom won’t really accept it, even tho I had like 6373 female human partners (despite the time when ‘I was dead’), she just kinda pretends they’re the “other thing” and I think its being rude not only to me but to said partner who;; is not;; “other things”. Can u helpp.

jksfbekrghbjkhf bruh i dont know SHIT 

wowow okay so i reached 2000 recently and i want to do something to say thanks ! so heres my follow forever. 

(friends and reccommended are bolded !)

people i know irl or met at cons:

2olluxander-captor animewarrior4 fenrice hailwu moldysunfish peacheis scossors nitorireadsporn yamatokamiyasusada 

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-tokyoghoul 2juuzou 8apedemak8 


actualforestprince anteikuu aonime arvangelo ask-the-sexiest-weapon asuhi2 ayatokun ayatoys aziaon bakajesus bara-cats ccgsjason cheriebornb chiildrenofmisfortune cinsarity coffeekaneki corvbot counterghoul crystalxne cuteb0y dead-raccoon decxm deity dorkneki draft-t espurrvert exorcistskum flowerboykaneki fludgs freckled-ghoul garekini gay-uta gayhorchata gayoba ghoul-here ghoul-kaneki ghoulishglee gourmet-tsukiyama-shuu guruchi haaiise haisasakis haise-sasaki-san haises-butt hella-noragami hides-butt hojime homoneki hybridshift ikasroniix illegal-cheetah im-not-wonderlands-alice infinitesanity inukashi itoshigoyo ix-a j-juzzou jadehariey jakeenglishsthong juuzou-juusan jyuuzo k-u-k-i-u-r-i-e kameatki kamishirosrize kanaes-ass kanaesrose kane—ki kaneki-chen kaneki-coffee kaneki-deserves-better kanekine kanekis-mother kanekishu kaneklkun kanekistragedy kaworucore kaworuin kekani ken—ma kineki kkurapikas krriku lovestrology mad-centipede mamabraunohlawd mannly matsushiroo mayunozaki meikyuo mekakushi-eiyu miinkurii mikio-tan morphinebby morwenerdie mrs0ul myyanderehusband


n-agachika nachtkniver naokisan nat-su-me nataku-s nbsuzuya notreallyshinji official-mutsuki one-eyed-twins particlewaveform per-perhaps pretty-robot punkqueenie ritsiu riubuns rizekamishrio ruhelied ryuuhu sadasuna sakigami-s sakura-ghoul sasakihairse sassanhaise schneese seijochan seragake shirauzu shirokkaneki shmicklepicklefickle shukizu shuppette shuudong shuujpeg somegaydemon soraneki soulielle spicy-kaneki-kun ssblackrabbit sukihaise suzubun suzuyahtml swzuya takizawah the-neet-one the-prince-of-owls thirteensjason tokyoceans touka-yo-ghoul treeaogiri tshuus tsukiiyamaa tsukiyamas ttsukiyama twerkiyama ugh-anime urize v0nbartu viicchi vixen-prince weebo-trash yami-no-kuni yatsu-me yeagerd yeaheger yoimallama

thank you for reading this and thank you so much for 2k !

What I look for in men: 

  • dark hair
  • finger tattoos
  • gross ass clothes
  • smells like a dead cow
  • dirtiest white boy in the south side
  • has a sister
  • is hella gay
  • loves Ian Gallagher 
  • his hand tats say F U C K U
  • his name starts with an ’M' 
  • so does his sister
  • if you don’t know who im talking about
  • it’s mickey
  • mickey milkovich
  • have a nice day

ayye my name’s alex. i’m complete phan trash (and also hella gay). i love fob, mcr, p!atd, and atl. i write sometimes and i attempt to edit things but i’m about as talented as a dead sloth so that doesn’t usually work. i’m pretty musical though which is quite fun and this is really long wow okay
(if you’d like you can come talk to me)

queenvsbarton  asked:

fake ah lads+their ladies and also mica all bein in a big gay love pile and skinny dipping off the pier at three in the morning bc they're hella drunk. gavin pretends to be dead when someone dunks him under the water ("you killed me im dead") and jerem lays him on the sand and pretends to give him mouth to mouth and mica just yells "gay" at them

yes good

ryan is the entertained sober friend who instigates everyone’s shenanigans

michael tries to set the pier on fire and jack lectures him for ten minutes straight until a shrieking gavin dives into michael and throws him in the water

mica tries to take pictures of everyone