hey i know it’s like january but picture this: every year for halloween, cosette and marius always wear matching costumes and when enjolras starts dating grantaire, he suggests they do a similar thing. enjolras thinks it might make r happy to go as famous artists so he tells r that he’s going to dress up as michelangelo for halloween and r should match because it might be fun. and it is fun, except for the fact that enjolras wasn’t specific enough about his idea and grantaire shows up to the les amis‘ annual costume party as leonardo the teenage mutant ninja turtle.
memorable line: Bitty and Jack get a few comments on
“Aw, isn’t it adorable how you guys dressed up in matching best friend
costumes!” at which point Jack grabs Bitty’s hand and informs the people with a
hard, flat, excessively French-Canadian stare that they’re married.
Imagine getting married to your favorite Slasher, and when the officiant says ‘if any who have issue with this marriage, may they speak now or forever hold their peace..“ And the other Slashers stand up with their weapons out.