At the queer cafe
- Me: hey yeah I'll get a medium "Turbo Virgin" siv oo play
- The skinny girl with ugly glasses next to me: ummm barista? Op isn't ace and just used an ace slur?
- Me: but it's on the men-
- The barista: *pulls out a gun and points it at me* ma'am I'm gonna need you to prove ur an asexy before I can give u this drink, now answer honestly and I'll know if you're lying, have you ever done the frickle-frackle?
- Me: ya know what there's a puddle outside I'll just slurp some of that up to quench my thirst
- Everyone in the cafe simultaneously: that's valid