29 May 2107
[Outside the Mill with Robert, Aaron and Victoria]
ROBERT: *Sighs* I really don’t need this Vic. I’m so tired of this storyline and I don’t want to talk about it anymore.
VICTORIA: Baby. I was worried about you. Baby.
VICTORIA: Baby. You’re gonna be a dad. Baby. We must talk about this. Baby.
ROBERT: I really don’t want to talk about it. (Fandom: Let him not talk about it. No one wants to hear about it.)
VICTORIA: Baby. Of course there is. Baby.
ROBERT: I don’t want to be involved in this storyline. Rebecca doesn’t want me involved. I’m not sure she wants to be involved either considering how wishy washy the Plot has made her about it.
VICTORIA: Baby. Aaron, please talk some sense into him. Baby. I mean I know he cheated on you and you only just found out about that and the pregnancy but clearly you care more about this potential Baby than anything else. Have I mentioned that there’s a Baby? Because…Baby.
AARON: *laughs* (Fandom: Hey Aaron, looking good in that new but slightly different black hoodie you’re wearing. We’re laughing at all this too.)
VICTORIA: Baby. What? That’s all you’ve got? Baby.
*Aaron stares off into the distance, wishing he had never learned about the Plot*
ROBERT: Happy now? Stop upsetting my #BeautifulHusband. I’m doing that enough for everyone right now. Just let me get on with it. So…now if everyone is done telling me how I should be feeling…
AARON: That’s not what I was doing… (Fandom: Wait…what?)
VICTORIA: BABY! BABY! BABY! NO ROBERT! I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE BABY! I DON’T CARE IF THIS IS NOT A RATIONAL REACTION IN ANY WAY!!! *Fandom Eyeroll*
ROBERT: NO! I’m not wasting anymore of my life or screen time on this!