this is gonna be an awesome lunch

biteyisheretohear  asked:

So it was about the stickers. Anyway, how are you Stan? And how's Kyle? Like, how are you two doing generally? By the way, you are growing a nice beard ma man!

STAN: Thanks, and it’s going awesome!
STAN: We talk on the phone every day, I come and visit him most weekends when I’m not working.
STAN: Today we’re going for lunch and then we’re gonna hang out for a while.
STAN: There’s also presents involved. Multiple, I’m told.
STAN: Because Kyle is seriously the best.
STAN: And I really love my job, too. I get to pet dogs like, every day, and know that I’m helping keep them off the streets.
STAN: It’s fun, and it makes a difference!

Educating a Friend
  • Me: So, let's say that you're at school and you see a guy you know. I mean, you guys talk every once in a while and he's pretty cool, but you're not like friends or anything. You just talk to him every once in a while.
  • Guy Friend: What's his name?
  • Me: I don't know. Frank?
  • Guy Friend: No.
  • Me: Okay, fine. His name is Will. Okay?
  • Guy Friend: I don't think it really suits him, but okay.
  • Me: ...So anyway, you're at school during lunchtime and you see Will. So, you notice Will's not eating anything. That's when you realize that Will has no lunch, no money for lunch, and no way of getting either. He's just sitting there like he normally would. He's not acting any differently and he's not asking anyone for anything. Not money, not a fry, not even a salt packet, but you know he's gotta be hungry. So, what do you do?
  • Guy Friend: Do I have any money?
  • Me: Yeah. You have enough for you and another meal.
  • Guy Friend: Duh, I buy him lunch.
  • Me: Okay, cool. So, like you said, you buy him lunch. You buy your lunch and you buy his lunch and you go over and hand it to him. And, he says, "Wow. You know, that's really nice of you, but I wasn't gonna ask anyone for lunch. I was probably just gonna wait until I got home to eat." And, then you say--
  • Guy Friend: Nah, it's cool.
  • Me: Exactly. You say, "Nah, it's cool. I'm just being nice. It's a gift." And, Will says, "You know, that's awesome. You're really nice, bro." And, after that, you guys start hanging out. You guys are like really good buds. You are always hanging out and laughing and just having a good time. So, you guys are friends for a few months, and it's tons of fun. Then, one day, you go up to Will and you say, "Hey, Will, you know, I've been thinking, and I kinda want that five bucks."
  • Guy Friend: What five bucks?
  • Me: Hold on. I'm getting there. So, Will says, "What five bucks?" To which, you reply, "Well, we've been hanging out for a long time and it's been really fun, but like, I've done a lot of really nice things for you. Like, I'm always nice to you and I always listen and do things you wanna do, so I was thinking that because I've been so nice, you should pay me back that five bucks I spent to get your lunch right before we started really hanging out."
  • Guy Friend: What? Why would I--
  • Me: I'm not done yet. So, then Will looks kinda hurt and he says, "But I thought you were just being nice. I thought that was just a gift." So, you say, "Whether or not it was a gift, don't you think you kinda owe me that five bucks since I've been so nice to you?" And, Will says, "No. I don't think I owe you that!" And you get mad, so you say, "Well, I think that you do, so I think you're being really shitty and stuck up about this and I feel like I've been completely wronged."
  • Guy Friend: Oh, my God. That's so fucked up of me. I would never do that to Will. Will was nice. We were buds. That's way screwed.
  • Me: I know, right? Hey, just wondering, have you ever heard of this fictional place called "The Friendzone?"
  • Guy Friend: Well, yeah, but...
  • Guy Friend: ...
  • Guy Friend: ...
  • Guy Friend: oh
Delmar’s [Part 1]

Pairing: Peter X Reader
Warnings: Language, Angst
A/N: I will be doing some of the prompt drabbles tonight, I have quite a few so thanks for being patient guys!! There will be two parts in this, get ready cause the next part is way more angsty lmao. REMINDER: I do not have a tagslist! 



“Hey, I didn’t know you were working today!” You heard a familiar voice say as they entered Delmar’s. You turned and grinned, seeing your best friend’s smiling face.

“I switched schedules with my brother, apparently he’s got a date tonight,” you leaned against the counter, “Usual?”

“Yes ma'am,” Peter gave you a thumbs up, making you laugh as you went to start making his sandwich.

“We still on for tonight, then?” You asked, glancing over your shoulder to see his expression. You already knew what to expect - his eyebrows would furrow, he’d get a small frown on his lips, and he’d get a guilty look in his eyes. You’d gotten used to what you now called The Face.

Sure enough, he gave you that expression, making you sigh and turn back to wrapping the sandwich up.

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Science Partners (Peter Parker x Reader) - Part 5

A/N: Here by popular demand is Part 5!!!! So, I have already seen Spider-Man: Homecoming (AND IT WAS AMAZING!!) but I will keep this series as spoiler free as possible!!! (partially because the timeline of events I created are different than the movie so it would mess things up anyway!) I will kind of allude to the events with Vulture but won’t go any further than what the trailers have shown!! Anyway, Enjoy!! xx

Warnings: hurt Peter, tension, sad :(


Originally posted by sincerelysaraahh

“So,” Ned began, scooting closer to Peter at the lunch table so he could whisper, “When you got like, buff and stuff from the spider bite, did uh… anything else change?” At this point, Ned was nodding down towards Peter’s lap. 

Peter nearly choked on his cold burrito. “Dude!” he shouted through a mouthful of beans and cheese.

Ned threw his hands up in defense. “I’m just curious!”

Peter shook his head and checked his phone. He was growing impatient as he waited for Mr. Stark to get back to him with details on their next mission. Ever since Berlin, Peter had been itching to see some more action than the petty crimes around Queens.

Interrupting Peter’s thoughts, you dropped your bag on the table and sat down in a huff. Your face was flushed from running down the hall. “Sorry I’m late, guys. Mr. Namara called a last minute Mathlete meeting.” Neither of them responded. Ned was looking at Peter strangely and you were sure his eyes kept trailing to his… Couldn’t be. Peter was engrossed in his phone. “Earth to Dorksville,” you chimed, waving your hand in front of Peter’s face. 

Peter shook his head as if coming out of a trance and looked up at you in surprise. “(Y/N)! When did you get here? Where have you been?” he said rapidly. You just shook your head and chuckled. Although you kept a pretty neutral facade, his response ticked you off. This had been happening for awhile now but after the two of you started dating, it seemed to get worse. He seemed to be constantly distracted. The pair of you hadn’t been together long (the dance was only two weeks ago), but it still annoyed you. 

“Are we still on for dinner tonight? I’m super excited to try that new…”

“Can’t. I’ve got some stuff to do for the Tony Stark Internship.” Peter went back to scrolling through his phone and vigorously texting. 

You pursed your lips, grabbed your bag and stood up. “Ned, still need help studying for the math test?”

Ned looked between you and Peter, cocking a worried eyebrow. You just shrugged your shoulders and rolled your eyes. He gave you an apologetic smile before saying, “Yeah, that’d be awesome. Come over after school?”

You nodded an affirmative and gave one last glance at Peter who was completely oblivious to the exchange you just had with Ned. Your shoulders drooped as you turned to walk away. “I’m gonna go eat lunch in the library,” you mumbled, “See you later.” With that you walked away, your head low and anger chewing at your belly.

Peter looked up nonchalantly from his phone and a frown creased his face. “Where’d she go?” he said, genuinely confused.

Ned shook his head and groaned at his distracted friend. “She went to go find a new boyfriend,” he said, hoping to make Peter realize what he’s been doing. 

He snapped his gaze to Ned, suddenly alert. “What?!”

“Good, now I have your attention. She went to the library to eat but if I were her, I’d be looking for a new boyfriend.” Ned took a bite of his pizza, staring at Peter sternly.

“What are you even talking about, dude?”

Ned let out a laugh at how clueless Peter was. “You know, Pete, you’re right. I’m sure she loves having all of her plans with you cancelled so you can go catch bike thieves and mope over Tony Stark.” 

“I catch more than just bike thieves and I don’t mope!” Peter lowered his voice to a whisper, “I’m the Spider-Man, Ned. I have a responsibility to the people.”

“Well, why don’t you tell her that?” Ned whispered back, irritation in his voice.

“I.. I can’t.” Peter swallowed hard, averting his gaze.

“Why not? She’s your best friend too. Not only that, she actually agreed to be your girlfriend. Do you think you’re ever going to get a girl like her again? She deserves to know and if you won’t tell her…”

“Ned! You cannot tell (Y/N)! You promised me you wouldn’t tell anyone and she counts in that promise.”

Ned grimaced at Peter, angry at him. “Fine,” he said flatly, “but don’t come crying to me when she leaves you.” Just then the bell rang. Ned got up quickly from the table, leaving Peter behind. 

Peter’s shoulders drooped and he slowly got up from the table. He checked his phone one last time before dropping it into his pocket. Ned had to be wrong. Ned was protective of their friend from the beginning. That’s all this is. Peter cancels a few dates and Ned overreacted. That’s all. You wouldn’t leave Peter… Right?

During gym, you ignored Peter like it was your job. He noticed this. It was fitness test day so that meant people broke off into their own groups to talk. You were with some of your other friends, leaving Ned and Peter by themselves. They watched you the entire class period. You definitely seemed to be venting to your friends because every now and then, one of them would shoot Peter a dirty look. 

Peter did everything in his power to look inconspicuous as he got closer to you, trying to listen in on the conversation. “So, are you going to break up with him?” your friend, Liz, asked. 

Peter put all of his attention on you, not caring if anyone noticed. You shrugged your shoulders and mumbled, “I don’t know..” Peter’s heart sank. “Probably not.” His stomach tightened and color came back to his cheeks. “If I had something like a Tony Stark Internship, I’d probably be the same way.”

Your friends nodded in a hushed agreement before Liz broke into a smirk, “But if that Spider-Man ever showed up, you’d definitely leave Peter, right?”

You giggled at this and Peter noticed an adorable blush rise to your cheeks. “Well, of course,” you giggled. The softness that was overtaking Peter was suddenly replaced by anger. “A guy with that much bravery and heart must know how to treat a girl right.” Peter didn’t even stop to consider the fact that you were talking about him. To him, you were talking about a different person. You were crushing on a different guy. 

Peter stormed back over to Ned, not wanting to hear anymore of the conversation. “She likes Spider-Man more than she likes me!” he whispered angrily.

Ned shrugged his shoulders and sympathized with you, saying, “Well, with the way you’ve been treating on of my best friends, I’m starting to like Spider-Man more too.” Peter dropped his shoulders and hung his head. He let out a heavy sigh before getting on the floor and angrily doing sit-ups. 

That night, you sat on Ned’s bedroom floor, monotonously drilling Ned with equations. You barely touched the Chinese food that Ned’s mom had ordered for the two of you. Frustrated, you threw your notes to the floor and put your head in your hands. Ned, who was sitting across from you, put a warm hand on your shoulder. “Did I do something wrong, Ned?” you mumbled into your hands. 

Ned looked bewildered at your question. “(Y/N), no!”

“Then what’s going on with him? Is… Is he just not interested anymore?”

Ned took your hands away from your face so he could look at you. Silent tears had began sliding down your cheeks. “(Y/N), before you two actually started dating, you were all he talked about. I’m sure that now that he has you, he couldn’t be happier.”

“Then why does he cancel plans? He barely pays attention in chemistry. Hell, he doesn’t even hang out with both of us. He should be here studying with us!” Your voice cracked with a sob. The tears began to flow harder. You knew Ned was the one you would break down to about this. 

Ned got up on his knees and enveloped you in a hug. He didn’t know what to say. He wanted to tell you the truth about Peter but he couldn’t. Why couldn’t he? Just because Peter told him not to? You had the right to know and he didn’t care how angry Peter got at him. 

As Ned opened his mouth to tell you the truth, there was a knock at the bedroom door. Ned released you and you hurriedly tried to wipe away your tears. Ned’s mom poked her head around the door and said with a wide smile, “Peter’s here, dear. (Y/N), honey, are you okay?”

You nodded and forced a smile. “Just a really spicy bit of the chicken.” Ned’s mom nodded understandably and left her position at the door. Peter walked in, a grin on his face. 

“Chinese food? Why didn’t one of you call me?” he said, as if he hadn’t noticed that your eyes were puffy from crying. 

“Did you really get into another lab accident?” you said, concerned laced in your voice. You stood up and grabbed Peter’s face, any thoughts of animosity gone. He had a cut above his eyebrow and a bruise was forming on his cheek bone. 

“Oh, it’s nothing. It’s Tony Stark. Shit happens, ya know?” He brushed your hands away and sat down next to Ned, leaving you standing. He leaned in and whispered to Ned something you couldn’t hear, “There was this huge metal bird guy..” Your fists clenched with anger. 

“No, I don’t know!” you shouted. Peter looked up at you, shocked and confused. “I don’t know how you let Mr. Stark do this! Can’t you ever just tell him no? He works you like an adult but you’re still in high school! You just let him use you whenever he deems it necessary, which is all of the time! Why don’t..”

“Why can’t you understand that this is important to me?” Peter shouted back, standing now. He towered over you and his eyes were dark. “I’m making something of myself and you can’t seem to support that anymore! I would have never asked you to be my girlfriend if I knew that you wanted all of the attention in the world!” Peter stopped in his tracks. His face went pale and his mouth stood open. His hands began to tremble as he realized what he said. “(Y/N),” his voice wavered, “I didn’t..”

You held up a hand to stop him and shook your head. All of your anger was gone. You just felt… empty. “You’re right, Peter,” you began flatly, “I should be more understanding. I see now just how important this internship is to you. It’s more important than your girlfriend. It’s more important than your two best friends. It’s more important than school.” Peter tried to cut in, reaching a hand out to you. You took a step back and continued. “I get it, Peter. I don’t want to get in the way.” You bent down and scooped up your notes and backpack. You looked Peter square in the eye. The pain you saw swimming in his eyes almost made you bite your tongue but it came out anyway, “I’m sure you and Mr. Stark will make a lovely couple.” You walked out of Ned’s room without giving Peter time to reply and slipped out the front door into the chilly, night air. 

You gave a harsh sob when the cold air hit your lungs and you let the tears fall freely. You started walking home, hugging your jacket tightly around you, tonight’s events eating at you.

Peter sank to the floor in defeat. His hands shook and he clenched his jaw. He lost you. He really lost you. All because he felt the need to keep his stupid secret. Why would he say those things to you? He didn’t mean it. You didn’t ask to hang out any more than you did before he started dating you. 

“Well, you did it. I’m sure the bike thieves will be happy to hear that you can devote all of your time to them,” Ned said with malice. He looked hard at his friend. 

“I’m gonna go home,” Peter mumbled.

“Good idea.”

The next morning, Peter lay in bed, staring blankly ahead of him. Maybe he’d pretend he was sick. He couldn’t see you today. He wouldn’t be able to bear seeing you in the pain he had caused. Peter was so engrossed with his self-pity that he didn’t hear the phone ring or notice his Aunt May walk into his room. “Peter?” she asked, her voice shaking.

Her voice piqued his attention. He sat up in bed and looked at her with concern. “What’s wrong?” he asked.

“Do you know where (Y/N) is? Her mom called and said she didn’t come home last night.”

A/N: Oooooooooooo cliffhanger!!!!! I’m sorry this one is such a downer but you need a little raw emotion and heart ache every now and then. Keep an eye out for Part 6 and send in your requests!! xx

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Headcanon #131

McCree talked to Lucio of when he first laid eyes on Hanzo.

Jesse: “So Tracer, this Hanzo guy is mighty fine.”
Lucio: “Does he have nice boobies?”
Jesse: “Awesome boobies!”
Lucio: “And how’s the butt?”
Jesse: “Flat as a lunch tray, just the way I like it!”
Lucio: “Oh yeah, Jesse’s gonna hit that flat butt! Jesse’s gonna hit that flat butt! Jesse’s gonna hit that flat butt!”

homecoming {I} (series / peter parker x reader)

hey everyone!

so i decided to do a little series for once! let me know what you guys think about it.

be sure to check out this edit i made over on instagram here and my master list here.

it made me extremely emotional. 

i love you all and thank you so much for the love and support. ♡

hope you enjoy

just imagine him looking at you like that omfg 

Peter Parker’s point of view

Ned and i sat in the lunchroom admiring her as she walked by, talking to Liz. i’ve always had a crush on y/n. she’s stunning, funny, smart, and just hint of more human then the rest of us. she’s like an angel on earth.

“we should probably stop staring before it gets creepy.” Ned said and i nodded.

“too late.” said Michelle at her end of the table. Ned and i gave her a ‘really?’ look and she shrugged before going back to her book.

“did she get a new top?”

“no, we’ve just never seen it with that skirt.”

“gotcha.” i said and then we were rudely interrupted by Flash slamming his hands on the table. 

“what are you two doofs looking at?” he asked as he looked around. his eyes landed on y/n and a smirk played onto his lips.

“ohh, her?” he asked,”she’s pretty. too bad she’s out of your league, though, Parker.”

“you don’t know that.” said Ned and i looked over at him and shrugged. Flash was right, she was way out of my league, but a guy can dream, right?

“she’s already going to homecoming with me, so have fun with your little inflatable girlfriends.” he said and i rolled my eyes as he walked away. it broke my heart to hear that she was going with someone else.

just then, she walked over. i felt like i was going to have a panic attack.

“hey, sorry, did he bother you guys?” she asked. i looked up at her. the way her hair fell, the way she spoke, the way she did everything was just so mesmerizing.

“yeah, he was.” Ned spoke. i tried containing myself.

“are you okay? i know he’s an asshole, i’ve gotta deal with him hitting on me everyday, it’s so annoying.” she said.

“yeah, he’s always an asshole to us. it’s okay though, nothing we’re not used to.” i had to make sure to thank Ned for talking when i could because i seriously cannot talk right now. even if i could, i would probably embarrass myself.

“you sure you’re okay? even you, Peter?” she asked and i looked up and her eyes met with mine. i opened my mouth to speak, but Ned cut me off.

“yeah, yeah. he’s fine.”

she gave me a smile before turning to Ned. 

“okay, well. i’ll see you guys around.” she said before getting up and walking back to her friends. i let out a loud sigh, Ned looked over at me.

“you’re lucky to have me in your life, man.” he said.

“thanks, bro.” i said and he nodded.

“anything to help you get the girl.” he said.


i walked down the hallway to get back to class and i saw y/n hanging up posters for homecoming. i guess she heard my footsteps and she turned around.

“oh, hey Peter.” she smiled and i smiled back at her.

okay, keep your cool. you can do this.

“he-hey, y/n.” i said and she walked over to me.

“do you have anyone to come to homecoming with?” she asked.

“no, no. i don’t even think i’m going.” i said and she frowned and tilted her head.

god dammit she’s fucking adorable. 

“why not?”

“well-uh-you see, i don’t have a date. and i highly doubt that someone would want to go with me.” 

“well, i happen to know someone. i’m really close with her.” she said and i furrowed my eyebrows as my heart rate quickened.


“me, silly.” she laughed. 

my heart jumped into my throat.

“you-you wanna go to homecoming with-with me?” i asked and she smiled.

“of course, why not? you’re pretty adorable.” she said.

she just called me adorable asjdeismam 

keep it cool, Peter. keep it cool.

“uh- i thought you were going with, Flash?” 

“is that what he told you too?” she asked and i nodded.

“ugh, i’m gonna kill him.” she mumbled,”but yes, Peter. i would like for you to accompany me to homecoming this Friday night.” 

sfhdfnrdj why me?! 

“i-i would love to.” i said giving her a smile. she smiled happily as her eyes lit up.

“great. we can talk more about it at lunch tomorrow if you’d like.” she said and i nodded.

“awesome. i’ll see you tomorrow, Peter.” she smiled.

“se-e you tomorrow.” i stammered and she gave me a small wave before walking away. her hair flowing with her. 

i took a deep breath before running back to the classroom to tell Ned.

parts: I II

Sanders Sides Villain Wrangler AU Part 4

I finally did it!

Word Count: 1409 (it’s long I don’t care)

Warnings: torture mention, murder mention, kidnapping, slight threatening/blackmail, if there’s anything else, let me know.

Summary: Patton gets kidnapped due to the events of Part 3, we meet his brother, and self-proclaimed anti-hero The Brain.

Author’s note: I’m terrible at coming up with last names for the sides in AUs, so forgive me for them being random.

Tag list: @silly-aesthetic-me, @here-to-vent, @memelovingsun, @kitsuneprideleader, @bbcanimefangirl, @bbcanimephangirl, @4-forever, @sillylittleraindrops, @broadwaytheanimatedseries, @whitewinery, @sea-blue-child, @0101100-01010011, @colie7700 (if you want to be added or removed, please let me know)

Patton sat at his desk after the encounter. He had double and triple-checked the calendar. The Prince was not supposed to have been there. He sighed, feeling defeated. He knew that this would not reflect well on the Foundation. Would they lose funding? He hoped not. Less funding meant that less kids could have their wishes fulfilled.

He was interrupted from his reverie when a small paper fluttered onto his desk. He picked it up. It was Maddie’s star. He’d left it with the Vigilante, what was it doing here? He turned it over. Written in a scrawled handwriting, but no less clear than the little girl’s on the other side:

You lied to me, Patton.

Before Patton could even think, something cold grabbed his ankle underneath his desk and everything went black.

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anonymous asked:

Hiiii~~ I was wondering what do you guys think or maybe some hcs / scenarios on how Dazai, Chuuya and Akutagawa would spend the day with their kids while their s/o had to go out to do an errand or work? And also just to let you guys know that you're awesome!


and no i’m not talking about McCree.

~Admin Kat


  • Did you want a clean house when you got home? Because you’re not gonna get it. Dazai will have done everything with your kid that you normally wouldn’t have tolerated, such as building pillow forts, except both of them spill food all over the cushions.
  • “What did you eat for lunch today?” “Ice cre-” “They ate a lot of vegetables.”
    • Basically Dazai feeding your child junk food and then lying out of his ass when you get home.
  • But Dazai will do stuff that you approve of, too don’t worry! He’ll take your kid out to the park and spend a day in the city if the weather’s nice. Although sometimes, he’ll accidentally lose them in a crowd and he starts panicking.
  • On rainy days when he’s tired, he’ll just put on a movie for his kid and have some sake in the background to unwind.
  • He tries to tire his kid out by the time you get home, so they’re asleep and he can have some alone time with you~


  • He specifically takes the day off so that he could spend some quality time with your child. If he really can’t, he’ll hand them off to Kouyou or hire a nanny, but he always prefers to spend time with them on his own.
  • Chuuya will do anything with your kid. He’ll paint their nails, he’ll play ball, he’ll take them shopping, hell he might even let them put makeup on him or paint his nails if he was in a good enough mood.
  • You’ll have to scold Chuuya if he takes your kid shopping because you know he’s going to spend way too much money on them.
  • If they’re younger, all he really needs to play with them are his abilities because he just sticks them to the ceiling and they’re having the time of their lives. This also worries you immensely.
  • He’ll definitely introduce them to wine at too young of an age. At first, it was a joke but then after they want more and keep asking for it, you give Chuuya a look and you lightly slap him over the head.


  • He dotes on his kid so much but he’s so awkward that he barely shows it.
  • He always wants to play with his kid, but doesn’t really know how. The ideas he has to spend time with his child is really questionable. 
    • “Let’s stalk Dazai-san together.”
    • You had to give him a list of acceptable things to do with your child.
  • Your kid will drag him through the town, which he’s not all too comfortable with since he’s a well-known criminal. 
    • Bonus points if they run into Atsushi
    • Or even better: Dazai
  • He’ll use Rashoumon to play with your kid, turning his coat into a pet of some sorts. Your kid loves it.
  • If he gets really hopeless, he’ll shove your kid onto Higuchi and Gin, who are amazing with your kid and it just sort of shames Akutagawa, but he grows to love it.
GD: “Don’t try me.”

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Short summary: 

You were at a fashion show with your boyfriend- Gdragon.It was great until you met your ex….



How have you been, my readers? I hope you’re doing okay~ 

As some of you might noticed I use the name Wang Chi Ang from the drama Moorim School, but it’s just the name that I took. Well a bit of character and his looks I borrowed too. 

Tell me if you liked it~~

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You were carrying your suitcase downstairs, struggling not to let it go. Jiyong came inside and helped you. He picked up the case and took it to the taxi. In your high boots and a black tight dress, you came outside, remembering you forgot your jacket. Your black leather jacket was laying on the couch on the first floor. When you come back the taxi driver humped and surprised you.

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The Matchmaker (6/??)

Theme : Cubism isn’t about precise forms and textures. It defies space and gives a new reality to the subjects, shown under geometrical forms. The meaning is the one we want to give it. The art student as Pablo Picasso.

Credit to the owners for all the pictures!

Title : The Matchmaker

Pairing : Jaebum x Reader x Jinyoung

Genre : Fluff, Romance, Angst

Author : Me

Summary : You love Jaebum, with all your heart. There is no way he would love you back though, considering you’re too scared to even say hello to him. One day, your friend tells you about the Matchmaker, a man who can help you get the love of your life and you decide you need this person in your life. This is the only way to make Jaebum and you a whole.

/ Teaser / Part I / Part II / Part III / Part IV / Part V /

Part VI

“You look awful.”

It was one of these days, again. Jinyoung opened his mouth to speak but decided not to answer to his friend’s provocation.

“How sweet of you to invite me for this. Good Thing I’ll have to go soon.” He snorted before planting his fork into his fancy quinoa salad.

“I’m just saying you look like you got rolled over by a damn truck.” His friend added.

Yugyeom laughed so hard he almost dislocated his jaw. “You’re brilliant, Bambam.”

Jinyoung rolled his eyes. “It’s my natural face. You’re lucky the food is free or else I would have broken one or two bones.

Bambam shrugged. “You’re breaking my heart.”

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Went and ran for lunch but stopped and grabbed an unwich after!

I may try and lift tonight or continue my lazy streak! Challenge starts Monday! I am excited and nervous! 1st place gets $100 and a gas grill!!! Pretty awesome! The first 8 weeks are gonna focus on serious muscle gains and then I am gonna focus on cutting fat like crazy since that’s where the most points come from! (Not entirely sure about the timeline?!😂)

Hope y'all are having an awesome day! It is almost the weekend!!!



As I love challenges I wanted to try something new. Something I haven’t done before. There was this idea in my head to create a video based on a fanfiction, about Scully’s thoughts and feelings during Mulder’s funeral. Immediately I knew who could write this, so I asked the Queen of “Angst & Hurt” @allyinthekeyofx if she could write this for me. And she did!
When she sent me the first draft during my lunch break at work I put my headphones on and listened to Hans Zimmer’s “Time” while reading her words and I was crying…
Music √ Story √ Footage √
…but who’s gonna be “The Voice” of the story?
After several tries the decision was made: there will be an English version and a multi language version in English, German, Italian and Spanish.
I would like to thank the following persons for their awesome work and support in this project:
@allyinthekeyofx (for writing these beautiful lines)
Maggie Roberts (English Voice)
Charly Blänk (German Voice)
Clara Brioschi (Italian Voice)
Crispita Pazos (Spanish Voice)
and last but not least @queequeg84 for photoshopping the portraits.

You can find the multi language version here:

Cuban!Lance headcanons
  • Okay, so first off, I am all about any version of Latino!Lance but I just feel Cuban!Lance in the very depths of my soul so here we go – !!
  • He’s from Florida ‘cause yeah, Garrison is totally a US military operation (this Army brat just knows) so he’s likely from one of the states
  • also in Ep. 4, when Lance was talking about home, he actually mentioned Varadero Beach which is. in Cuba !!! a m a z i n g
  • and he talked about the ocean a lot so
  • Florida, baby
  • definitely grew up speaking Spanish and English, mixes words up sometimes because keeping track of two languages is HARD
  • Spanglish, man
  • has probably accidentally smacked somebody while talking with his hands
  • totally had mixtos for lunch all the time as a kid
  • coffee. so much coffee. coffee strong enough to bench press you.
  • Keith drank it once on a dare. Lance is still laughing about it
  • other cadets at Garrison quickly learned the difference between Cuba and Puerto Rico after that One Time that we’re not even gonna talk about
  • the boy loves his mamá but knows not to cross the line with her ‘cause
  • las chancletas
  • it’s how Lance got those awesome reflexes needed for piloting
  • the day that the other Paladins + Alteans find out that all it takes is a flying flipflop to shut Lance up is the day Lance goes mute
  • ((Hunk knows already but knows not to joke around about that))
  • boy’s got some rhythm. look at Lance’s hips and tell me he wouldn’t be a good dancer
  • you think he’s loud now? wait until someone brings out dominoes !!!!!
  • doesn’t actually consider himself loud? this is just how he normally talks?? what do you mean I’m loud???
  • yeah, Lance is a Literal String Bean but that never stopped his abuelita from calling him gordito
  • ngl Lance might affectionately call Hunk gordo too from time to time
  • ¿Qué bola?
  • This is actual canon but I feel the need to point out that Lance is really, really close to his family 
  • they’re all very, very proud of Lance for getting into Garrison and becoming a pilot and just
  • don’t think about how worried they must be now
  • Lance at least knows where his family is and what’s going on but they literally have nothing - not one clue what happened to him
  • someone just let this boy go back home to his family please
PruAus Shippy Stuff

I saw a ship meme floating around, so I wanted to to fill it out for my boys.

Gives nose/forehead kisses: Austria gives forehead kisses, because they’re dignified, chaste, almost-father-like? As in, I imagine he gave forehead kisses to Italy back in the day. – Maybe? IDK. – But Prussia would be more likely to give nose kisses, because they’re kinda funny. “Here, let me kiss your nose.”

Gets jealous the most: Prussia. And it boils over, but he hates to admit it, so he just lashes out, and acts like he’s mad about something else. “Jealous? No way I’m jealous, Austria! I’m just pissed about that mess you left in the kitchen.”

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Well, I want to say Austria, as I imagine Prussia is the only one likely to get drunk in a bar, but then again, I’m not sure Austria can even drive a car. :/ Plus, he’d probably get lost on the way there. So yeah, neither. Prussia walks home from the bar.

Takes care of on sick days: PRUSSIA. Austria is the ‘delicate’ one, after all, thus he’s the one prone to illness. And taking care of him gives Prussia an excuse to be useful; to be praised. “I made soup, Austria! Soup!! Now open up and let me feed it to you.” *blows on the spoon* “After this, I’ll take your temperature,” etc.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Um, I was gonna say Prussia drags Austria, because he’s the stick in the mud, but according to canon, Austria is scared of sea creatures, so for the life of me, I can’t see these two at the beach period. I mean, unless Austria is playing the damn piano in the sand, on the water, or wherever he was in that one episode, I still think Prussia would be off building a castle, or swimming, or doing his own thing basically.

Gives unprompted messages: I don’t know what this means, exactly. I’m just seeing that dude from DON’T BE A MENACE TO SOUTH CENTRAL WHILE DRINKING YOUR JUICE IN THE HOOD showing up at Austria’s window, shouting, “Message!” Sounds more like France’s antics than Prussia’s.

Drives/rides shotgun: Prussia drives, Austria rides. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Brings the other lunch at work: Prussia doesn’t work-work, but he’s the one more likely to fix a meal for someone else, so I can see him carrying it to Austria’s music room. “Hey, you’ve been playing Schumann for the past three hours. I made a sandwich for you. It’s important to eat, you know!”

Has the better parental relationship: These men don’t have parents.

Tries to start role-playing in bed: Hmmm…I’m gonna say Austria, because he strikes me as the kinkier of the two. Plus, Prussia wouldn’t want to pretend to be someone else, because he’s so awesome as is. *insert boisterous attitude*

Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Oy, I guess Austria, maybe. Tho for the record, I’d like to state, Austria is a fine dancer. Good timing, a feel for music, all that jazz. But that’s while sober. While drunk, I imagine he misses a few beats.

Still cries while watching TITANIC: Ah, neither. These men fought in war after war, watched young men suffer and die, countless people losing their lives all in the name of one country vs another, so why on earth would a guy clinging to a board in the water induce tears from them? (I didn’t cry during that movie, so maybe that tinges my answer. Also, I’m a film snob, and if these two are gonna watch any picture based on the Titanic, it’s gotta be A NIGHT TO REMEMBER, from 1958. So much better! And there was actually a German movie entitled TITANIC, from 1943, which I’ve also seen, but can’t recall much of it; I do know they took ‘liberties’ with it, due to the ugly era. So yeah, these two would go for the more historically-accurate one from the late 1950s, or maybe even the one from earlier that decade, again entitled TITANIC; it was Hollywood’s version, from 1953, whereas A NIGHT TO REMEMBER was British. Still, I can’t foresee them crying, unless Austria gets emotional during the violin scene.)

Firmly believes in couples costumes: Based on Hetaween 2011, they both seem to believe in couples costumes, but Prussia was dressed to match India, and Austria was dressed to match Hungary. Of course, they both ended up trading in those costumes for a group costume led by Germany. Then in Hetaween 2013 (finished 2014), Prussia was a knight, and Austria was nothing. The latter almost came to the party naked, tho, and Prussia seemed ‘amused’ by that.

So as for who believes in it, I’ll say both, but kinda neither? Prussia doesn’t care if he has a couple to be a part of; “Dressing up alone is too much fun!” And Austria is too indecisive to choose a costume on his own. *shrugs*

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: PRUSSIA. Buying things to make himself or others happy is right up his alley, and he can be a bit compulsive in that regard. Austria, on the other hand, sets a tight budget and sticks to it. I imagine he does splurge occasionally, especially while in love.

Makes the other eat breakfast: Again, Prussia. He’s up bright and early, working out, showering, making a meal. Austria sleeps in, and takes his sweet time just to come grab a cup of coffee. Donning a bathrobe, hair a mess, he has to listen to Prussia preach the importance of eating at the start of a day.

Remembers anniversaries: They’re both kinda forgetful, aren’t they? I’m not sure if I made that up, or if there’s some basis in canon. I guess Prussia could check his diaries to see if it’s an anniversary. Austria probably doesn’t care.

Brings up having kids: Ha, neither. They know they can’t, for obvious reasons, plus personifications can’t get pregnant nor impregnate others unless they give up their immortality like Nikoniko did. But they could get a pet, or call Kugelmugel their kid. I see Prussia being the one to bring up such plans.

start a craze (ignite the airwaves) // septiplier

Boys in a band, touring and writing songs and pining. AKA Septiplier Band!AU, where they all meet when they’re teenages and start a band.

Also on AO3.

DISCLAIMER: Any situations written involving real people are fictional, and are in no way meant to be actual implications on their personal lives, s'just for fun! So please press that back button if any of this makes you uncomfortable!

“Hey, you’re the Irish exchange student, right?” Bob asks, handing him a can of coke.

“Half-right,” Jack says, twirling a drumstick between his fingers. “We moved here from Ireland. Signe’s the exchange student. People keep gettin’ that mixed up.”

They’re in the basement of Bob’s house, it’s crowded by instruments and old furniture, including a single couch pushed into the corner.

“Sorry,” Bob says, pushing up his glasses. “Wade said he met you on Friday and wanted you for the band. So you’ve gotta be pretty good, huh.”

“I guess, he was sick today apparently, but said I should still come audition,” Jack tells him, then nods at the bass in Bob’s hands. “You’re the bassist?”

“Yeah, I have no real musical talent,” Bob laughs, “but I’m passable at bass, thus Mark dubbed me the bassist. Sorry about the room, by the way, my parents are the only ones that let us play.”

“Nah, It’s cool,” Jack says, “thanks for the coke.”

“No problem,” Bob says, smiling, “you can show us what you got as soon as Mark gets down here.”

“Already here, Bobby m’boy!”

Jack turns, and is faced with a strange rush of something at the sight of this Mark guy. Probably because of how close he’s standing to him.


“Oh hi, I’m Mark, I sing and write lyrics and stuff,” Mark says, taking a step back and sticking out his hand. His voice is deeper than Jack would’ve expected it to be. “You’re Sean, right? You’re gonna be in our band?”

“Jack, actually,” he corrects as he shakes Mark’s hand, feeling lightheaded. “And… you haven’t even heard me play yet.”

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Cody Christian never ceases to inspire me.

I have always been convinced that conventions were not really my thing. However, when I learnt back in March 2017 that Cody would attend the Howl At The Moon convention in Paris, I didn’t hesitate a second and bought my pass. I thought I would tell him about my quote account on Twitter @SoNotReallyCody and my fanpage on Instagram @SiredToCodyChristian, both of which I’ve been running since early March.

The convention started with some delay due to Holland’s flight not being on time. When Cody entered the room, everyone screamed the loudest.

I was wearing a T-Shirt that had a comic version of Cody & Theo Raeken imprinted, designed by the amazing @ChanChanVasquez !

I met Cody for the first time during the meeting room on Saturday 1st July. Although I did not have the chance to ask a question, he simply amazed me. Talked freely and casually with us. Played us an extract from his upcoming rap song. Cody was vibrant. Full of energy. Simply awesome. He achieved so much and continues to achieve. Moreover, Cody addressed the importance of dreams. When he was a teenager, he kept telling himself: At the age of 25, I’m gonna get an Oscar. Even if we fall, we always need to get back up. No matter how hard it is, we can do it. It’s possible.

After the lunch break, it was my turn to take the photo ops with Cody. I was a bit nervous once I approached him. What struck me directly was how welcoming and kind he was. We shook hands, he said hello and how nice it was to meet me. Yet, I didn’t have the chance to tell him my name. Honestly, I completely forgot in the rush. We took a normal photo as well as a fist bump. Finally got it. ;)

He was genuine. Humble. Completely down to earth.

The next day, it was finally my turn to do the autographs. I wanted Cody to sign the support I had bought as well as the fist bump photo. The line was awfully long. (Thank you so much to Chan for helping me out a little… ) Screaming teens, in tears. Cody was so gentle to them, comforting them. Telling them how great they are. It was touching.

The closer I got, the more nervous I became. I thought I wasn’t going to be able to utter a single coherent sentence. Then, it was my turn. We shook hands again. He told me it was nice to see me. When I told him my name was André, he arched his brows in slight surprise.  

“Oh, it’s you!” he said. “I was looking for you yesterday, but I didn’t get your name at the photo shoot. I see your stuff all the time and I really appreciate it. You have my respect, brother.”

You can’t imagine how astounded and happy I was at the same time. Cody actually saw the quotes I had been posting regularly. And it means so much. I didn’t even have to tell him about the account. He knew who was standing in front of him the second he heard my name. It was incredible. So, he signed the two pictures. When he saw the photo of us doing the fist bump, he grinned. Finally got the fist bump. ;)

He also took the little card with my account’s name on it with him and underlined the username….

Before I left, I also asked him whether he would be okay with giving me a hug. However, he said that he could not get up during the autographs, probably also because of a lack of time. But I could get it at the photo shoot later.

I was simply dumbfounded. Cody Christian is nothing but kind, gentle, heart-warming and appreciative of every single one of his fans. His autograph session was from 10 AM until past 2:30 PM, although it was supposed to end at 12:15 PM. He simply took his time with each and every one of his fans. Was never in a rush. Although, I imagine he was completely exhausted. The guy did not even really have a break afterwards. He has my full respect.

When everyone was done with the group photo, it was time for the other duos. Since I had to catch my train home, the staff kindly let me pass (Merci beaucoup à Donia Salah d’avoir été si gentille). I honestly thought I wasn’t going to be able to do it. So happy it worked out.

After the photo, I finally got my hug from Cody. I’m a bit sad that I could not really say goodbye because I was in such a hurry. There were also just too many people waiting for it to be their turn.

Just know that Cody never ceases to amaze me, to inspire me. Ever since I met him last weekend, I’m walking around with a big smile on my face.

Thank you, Cody. Thank you for being you.

Until next time, brotha. Maybe for another fist bump? ;)