this is going to be so dope

anonymous asked:

A girl wrote a letter to mike judge (creator of king of the hill) about being a survior of columbine and being in love with dylan and was going to tell him she was in love with him but couldn't cus we all know why,but claimed he was being a guardian angel to another girl (a quote from the episode wings of dope) do you know who it was that wrote the letter to mike??

Yes, this was covered quite a few times on E-C.  It was presented in an anonymous fashion so no, no one knows precisely who this is. All we can do is speculate away. ;)

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tomorrow there will be

a family art HOT DAMN CLAP YOUR HANDS
watch bozo on pbs at the age of 7 and think

lil tugboat captain you saved everyone in this picture frame how did you do it email me at templeflesh@cock.li w/ your secrets and we can defeat the credits to an above average movie

we saw a electronica and everyoen stood there
when richard devine played the concert for the suicide charity thing at the college before what’s her name spent all the money on a used ARP 2600 she had me mark people’s hands with smiley faces to make sure they paid

we were - you know at times i feel, if i may say so, that the christianing of our small child was ruined by my mother going on about hot flashes to storm gale - organizing cds by bar codes doped on percocets the cds were all over the floor why are you doing this? put the cds back stop.

by shoeshiner disdcuss the trip to a dentist, suggest dentists to the person sitting beside you. say yours is quite good and recommend. Dr. Stoklasa, now he’s one who know hows to handle teeth. like a fair woman’s soft clink into pringle’s cans now that is a doctor. great. fantastic.

i am in need of needs to be had. i have no needs. i am told that is incorrect. to find that grotto where you put yoru needs into, symbolism you knwo i am a genius. i am hiv positive that you know what i mean and that i know what you mean there is charcoal drawings of where my heart was full of trees, living. living and standing so tall. you told your ex that you wanted a tatoo of a leaf on your forearm cause you want to be more like trees. there is still no tattoo.

by candle light dinner did we discuss the finance of marriage. smug and alarmed by plate to forks to crashing on head. overheard there is “you dumb fuck you ain’t been poor you never bought your groceries from a dollar store”. Best friends are hit by cars. you look out the window to see the wreckage. Your spider-queen covers her mouth. Gasp gasp oh no gasp.

the tangerine is soft after it is peeled. thumbs are pressed into it to check how soft it really is. wow, really soft. quite yes. tangerine juice sucked from the thumb. tangy and sweet. the tangerine was a terrorist and the juice-sucker dies from poisoning. her lab partner looks down at her body. carries on. let’s try the orange next. At the congressional hearing they ask her why she did not report the tangerine to the authorities during the death of her lab partner. She says she did but nobody reads poetry besides other poets. A man asks, “well, may we hear this poem?”

light is upside down leading to my beheading
there is sporks in my eyes as i do not opt for the bag on my head
mama told me a good way to mask pain is to cover it with other pain
hack hack saw saw gurgle gurgle not a clean cut should’ve watched qvc

That is an awful and offensive poem. do you not understand? i will not reblog it. I am high above these city streets. I above the Chinese pollution problem. Hong Kong is the most free city for I have flown back; from cairo, from L.A, from Paris, and you are in Hong Kong. so i always come back. no one does femdom like you, not all my villains doe they know how to make me drink my cum like you and tease me and treat me like their son when we have sex. I AM SO ABOVE SHOE LACES and have been waiting for the shooes from back to the future for years and it never hapens. NOt ever not never does it happen i am in love with you beyond me and beyond rain. you are winter in the south, everything is closed and people can’t drive in the snow.

they watch a pigeon keep slamming into a window. “is it retarded or is it blind”. that’s the question always that question. “more so of how i worked at H&R Block i think”. “makes sense, taxation yeah”. There is enough moments left to be spared so they go to a place where their eyes are wide and one hasn’t abused the other yet.

161102 Rap Monster fc

I wanted to tell this story so bad…
The day before yesterday I took a taxi to my workroom, the taxi driver’s voice was so cool that I unconsciously started to admire it and talked this and that to him. Even his reply was cool “It’s just cool because you like it that much.Haha” He used very polite expressions.. Despite the fact that there clearly was a generation difference between us, (I felt so respected) I might have had a misunderstanding that I was one of his business colleagues. I secretly had a thought of wanting to grow old like this. He asked where i wanted to go, I told him to the workroom, so he asked if I was making music.. Ans he asked which group I was in, I replied BTS and he said he knew us very well.. He even turned on Melon and the most recently played song was ‘Dope’. It turned out that the driver was 57 years old.. I asked how he knew about us, he smiled saying he drove a lot of our fans when we had a fan meeting at Hwajung gymnastics last year.. He said if there were passengers from Japan or China, he would always turn on BTS music first..
He even thanked me because “I got tip money thanks to BTS haha”
He said he was a fashion designer when he was young. He always tried to live with a young mind. He said BTS music was great so he listened to it and started liking it. He even caught up with the news and told me about Billboard. The best thing about this was that I could feel the sincerity in his heart. It was my first time. I didn’t know the elders would listen to our music so genuinely, then i got hope. Yes. Maybe the winter wind might not be that harsh. Things like this does happen when you live long enough.. You must stay alive to see this. Just about 30 minutes of talking to that taxi driver warms up my day. I didn’t forget him wishing me a good day when it was time to get off. That moment, more than others, I appreciated it. Thank you,driver.

ⓒ btsfc

Magical herbal DIY’s for every part of your precious body.

For the witches (or anyone else) who are into herbs and smelling good.

The magical attributes of the DIY’S according to the herbs used are highlighted in the contents section below in brackets. You can choose one or multiple attributes to focus on while using these products to match your intent. 

Contents:

1. Floral facial steam: Leaves your face feeling fresh AF, smelling good. (Protection, love, centering and psychic power)

2. Rose & chamomile bath bags: Relaxing AF, smells good, SUPER CLENSING. (Protection, centering and meditation)

3. Clay and Lavender face mask: We all know clay is dope for our skin, and lavender can never go wrong. (Peace, protection, love, purification)

4. Peppermint foot scrub: Leaves your feet feeling and smelling FIIIINEEE. (Travel, money, healing, luck, strength)

LETS GET STARTED

1. Floral facial steam

YOU WILL NEED (The ingredients below are per 6 treatments so multiply it for as many treatments as you’d like): 

-3 100ml jars

-2/3 cup of lavender buds, dried

-1/3 cup of rose petals, dried

-2/3 cup chamomile flowers, dried

METHOD:

Mix up the herbs ad divide them into each jar (roughly half a cup each)

HOW TO USE:

• Remove make up or dirt by using a gentle cleanser
• Place herbs in a heatproof bowl (use 4 tablespoons herbs per treatment – each jar is enough for 2 treatments)
• Pour one pint of boiling water into a heat proof bowl (USE MOON WATER FOR EXTRA BENEFITS)
• Place bowl on a sturdy surface (like a table) and lower face over the bowl (it’s usually best to sit in a chair that is pulled up close to a table)
• Place a towel over your head to create a tent over the bowl (the towel helps the steam stay close to the face and not evaporate into the air so quickly)
• Stay here for about 15 to 20 minutes- while you are here start by centring yourself, and then think about your intent and what you wish for the herb to bring to you, imagine the steam cleansing away any negativity. 

BOOOM YOU ARE NOW CLEANSED AF AND SMELLING CUTEEEE. 


2. Rose & chamomile bath bags

YOU WILL NEED (The ingredients below are per 3 treatments so multiply it for as many treatments as you’d like):

-3 Muslin bags

-¾ cup dried rose petals

-¾ cup dried chamomile flowers

-1 ½ cup epsom salts

METHOD:
Mix all the ingredients in a large bowl. Place 1 cup of mixture in each muslin bag. Tie the top of each bag to close tightly.

HOW TO USE:

To use bath tea bag, tie bag to faucet so the water runs through it as the bath fills. Once the bath is full of warm water, remove the bag from the faucet and let it float in the bath. Soak for at least 15 minutes - while doing so, remember to relax, centre yourself, remember your intent and what you wish to get out of this treatment and imagine the salts and hot water clensing away any negative energy.

BOOOOM NOW U R CLENSED AF AND SMELLIN FRESH

3. Clay and Lavender face mask

YOU WILL NEED (once again makes 3 , adjust to your liking):

-3 100 ml jars

-½ cup lavender flower powder

-1 1/8 cup white cosmetic clay

METHOD:

Mix up and divide into jars, roughly half a cup per jar. 

HOW TO USE:

At time of use, mix 1 tablespoon of lavender-clay mix with 2-3 teaspoons of water, cooled chamomile tea, or hydrosol, until a paste forms. Spread over the face, avoiding the eyes. Leave for 15 minutes. This mask draws out toxins and negative energy so make sure to visualise the clay mask absorbing the negative energy for maximum effect, meanwhile, pour your intent into this procedure and absorb the lavender and mother earth’s clay into your system. Wash off with warm water and a wash cloth. 

BOOOM yo face is untoxic AF super clensed, and smelling damn fineeee.

4. Peppermint foot scrub

What you need (MAKES 3):

-3 250-300(ish)ml jars

-1/3 cup fine sea salt or epsom salt

-¾ cup oil (grapeseed, sweet almond or olive)

-Few drops peppermint essential oil

-¼ cup dried peppermint leaves

METHOD:

Mix ingredients in bowl, divide into jars, roughly 1 cup per jar.

HOW TO USE:

Rub into damp foot in circular motions. Our feet pick up alot of negative energy, and are important because they take us places in the physical world, make sure to focus on your intent and drawing out the negative energy.


AND THERE YOU HAVE IT! YOU SMELL FRESH FROM HEAD TO TOE, CLENSED THOROUGHLY, EVERY PART OF YOUR BODY, LOVED! 

Happy witching

~ @indigo-amethyst

16.11.02 fancafe - bts_Rap Monster

00:49
Ah, I really wanted to tell you this story..
The day before yesterday I went to the studio by taxi, the taxi ahjusshi’s voice was so cool, I told him without thinking “your voice is so cool”.. I admired him and we talked and so on
He replied that my (voice) was cool too.
“It’s like that because you listen. haha”

This great ahjussi used honorifics.. even though our age difference is more than a generation. It felt as though he was my business associate and our ages were the same(there was an immensely respectful feeling). I thought I would like to be old like him.

He asked where I was going and I said to a studio so he asked me if I had a friend who did music..I said yes, my team? Please ask someone. I said (I am part of the group) BTS and he knew them well. He even played melOn, his most recent was ‘dope’. –> touching point (awesome)

The drivers age turned out to be 57. I asked him “how did you know us?” and he said that last year during the fan meeting at Hwajeong Gymnasium
He drove a lot of fans there..ㅋㅋㅋhe said it with a smile. If he was carrying Chinese and Japanese tourists (fans), they would always ask to listen to BTS..
He said he would even receive a thanks and a tip. “Ah, so I got those tips because of BTS. haha”

He said in the old days he was a fashion designer, he was always trying to stay young and communicate with better to youth, he said he would listen to BTS’ and though it was cool and enjoyed listening to it, he improved. He even listened to the news and mentioned billbaord. It felt nice because it felt sincere. My first time feeling this. I didn’t know that those who are a lot older listened to our music so sincerely, it gave me hope.

Yes. Maybe winter is not as sharp as I thought.

Things like this….they happen to you after living so long. Stay alive and see them.
After 30 minutes of talking to the taxi driver, my day felt warmer.
I didn’t forget forget to wish him a good day before I left.

Really thank you. Driver-nim

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i dunno why people are confused about why cask of amontillado is catching on, it’s easily poe’s funniest damn story

dude says at the beginning “man. i hate this fucking guy. i’m the pettiest bitch of all time. i’m gonna get him”

and then his friend is so drunk that he’s like sure man! i’ll go into your weird Hell Cellar for some dope ass amontillado

and then he just gets fuckin walled in there with no twist at all. the twist is that the protag ended up doing what he intended to do while being completely suspicious and not at all hiding his animosity. and the clown guy is a fucking rube and had every chance to NOT die and didn’t take them. it’s fucking funny

  • Psychic: *reads my mind*
  • My mind: OH SNAP!!! WHO'S THAT??? DON'T TOUCH ME I'M TOO HOT!!! YES!!! QUÉ PASO?! HERE I GO!! SO DOPE Y TU LO SABES!!! NO PARE SIGUE SIGUE!!! DID YOU SEE ME FREAKY FREAK IT??? WHAT A WAY TO BEGIN THE WEEKEND!!! SONNY, EVERYTHING YOU WANT IS FREE, MAN!!!! AND TO MY DEARLY BELOVED DOMINICAN REPUBLIC, I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOU!!! GONNA SEE THIS HONEY, MAKE A LITTLE MONEY, AND ONE DAY I'LL HOP JET BLUE!!!! BUT UNTIL THAT FATEFUL DAY, I'M GRATEFUL I GOT A DESTINATION!!! I'M RUNNING TO MAKE IT HOME AND HOME'S WHAT VANESSA'S RUNNING AWAY FROM!!! I'm running to make it home and home's what Vanessa's running away from…
  • Psychic: Damn girl, you are obsessed with In the Heights.

i’m so sad because there are so many amazing groups that are being slept on right now, y’all let me take u on a journey

  • ok you like groups that make u wanna go hard as fuck??? then listen to 24K
  • even their cute songs have a dope ass beat
  • speaking of damn good beats BIGFLO have a lot of um they get u so pumped and ready 2 go
  • boy groups that can go from cute to deadly in 0.003 seconds?? then high4 are the ones for you
  • groups that have hella dope dance moves, acrobatics and r just complete dorks then hop onto the SPEED train for a life of tears and joy
  • i know u want the weirdest kids that walk this planet that make damn catchy tunes
  • will also love you with everything they have because that’s what MYNAME do
  • OH! and you want to write fanfic about them? no need my lovely, they do it themselves
  • u want there to be instrument playing and beautiful vocals? give Royal Pirates a listen
  • some good head boppin tunes, great rapping and infectious ass dance moves then pls love Cross Gene
  • they also got them intimidating looking members that are actually the biggest fluffballs u know what i mean
  • groups that go hard but also wanna stab u in the feels? u deffo for N.Flying
  • absolute losers that just want to have fun? heck they danced with animated penguins 
  • that’s right u guessed it.. UNIQ
  • oh ok so u want more of a hip hop feel rather than a cute boy group??
  • or maybe not bc they are the dorkiest, shyest lil babies ever. love madtown
  • i don’t even know how to describe hotshot they actually leave me a lil bit speechless they r just so good u will deffo not regret this decision
  • also body rolls for days i tell ya
  • Snuper are those mad dorks that u will fall in love with in all of 2 seconds, good luck
  • did u hear face off by A6P?? just listen to it u will be jamming for weeks
  • and the concept was so good
  • pls come back babies i miss u
  • B.I.G just give off a vibe that make u love them, take these losers in as ur own they r ur children now also all their songs are SO catchy
  • not to mention the hit song hello that will always have a special place in my heart
  • r cute girl groups ur weakness?? because my dear u will love Laboum
  • what about a group that work with whatever sound they take? also got some hot vocals and some nice beats to get u up or just to chill and jam to whatever u feelin BIGSTAR got it
  • i also just wanted to include hot boy because it’s the song of the century ok
  • boys republic just put so much into making some good tunes and some damn amazing mv’s like that shit is just so nice to look at i cannot recommend them enough i’m !!!!!!!!
  • M Crown??? That’s all i should have to say really just go listen to them
  • cute but not so cute boy groups? u feel me? also some good dancers and can work them hips oh my god i got u covered with halo
  • speaking of dancing if u into that then check out romeo plus they’re just so fun sounding and such a feel good listen !!!!
  • ok so back to the girl groups, u want a bit more after the cuteness. my friends, sonamoo are waiting for you 
  • what about the biggest dorks on this planet?? no i’m serious
  • i mean sure there is some questionable styling choices but u won’t even care when you listen to topp dogg because DAMN
  • also throw back to when they got brazilian waxes because i feel the world needs this trust me ok
  • the sweetest group to walk this god damn earth (also the dork level is pretty high) but hella pushed aside by their company
  • but still make absolute bangers from cute to sexy u got it all
  • why r boyfriend still not loved???
  • and finally, the ones most of you will know
  • stop
  • ignoring
  • infinite
  • dammit

ok i think i’m done, pls add more because there’s so many good groups out there that i want to know about too 

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some dope stuff going on on twitter right now…

twitter user @thecityofjules decided to start discussing afro-latinx history as she “[was] inspired to tweet about AfroLatinx contributions for Black History Month because so many Latinx publications fail to represent us. I logged into my social media and looked at how white washed a lot of Latinx publications are, and was frustrated.

as language learners, the language itself is not the only the thing that’s important to engage - the histories and cultures of the places where our target languages are spoken are equally significant and i figured this might interest some of you as you dive deeper into your spanish language study.

i only posted a partial list from the initial thread so check out the other figures mentioned here and jump into the #BlackLatinxHistory hashtag that was created to expand on the conversation in one place to learn more!

que disfruten mucho!

what a lovely way to burn

a flash exchange fic for Chiomi!

Summary: Marinette is running a high fever and babbles everything about being Ladybug to her parents and Alya, much to their amusement and to the utter chagrin of her boyfriend, Adrien. (post reveal adrienette)

(AO3)


Adrien gulps nervously and pulls at his shirt collar as Alya interrogates him about why Marinette was outside in the middle of a rainstorm at midnight, which has resulted in a cold so bad that she can’t go to school tomorrow.

He’s told Marinette multiple times that they should cut their evening patrols short if there’s bad weather, but Marinette is Marinette, and she insists on fulfilling the duties of Ladybug, rain or shine.

Because she never listens to reason.

And so now, here she is, shivering under her sheets, doped up on cough syrup, and running a high fever as she clutches her best friend’s hand.

“Alya,” she whispers.

Alya’s fierce gaze softens as she turns to look at Marinette. “Yes, love?”

“I…have a secret.”

“Is that right?”

Adrien’s eyes dart back and forth between the two girls. Is Marinette really going to reveal their secret?

“I’m…dating Adrien.”

Alya’s eyes widen in pretend shock, though her expression is still mirthful.

“Marinette! How could you not tell me?”

I’m sorryyyyyyyyyyyy,” Marinette keens, her lips turning downward. “I wanted to tell you earlier, but I got sick.”

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Imagine jamming to old school music with Woozi while you two are in the kitchen, making breakfast.

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Thank you for all the nice messages guys but truthfully– I am not good with complements, like I appreciate it but I don’t know how to respond which ends up awkward or it would seem like I don’t care…but it’s hella nice reading all of your guys’ messages– it brighten my day so thanks. Also– the blog just recently hit over 1k followers so that’s pretty dope. Lets go for a ride yo, cya.

INTERVIEWER: You could go back to Victorian London; you could have more things set in [Sherlock’s] Mind Palace where he’s going back–
   
   
GATISS: [interrupting] Well remember – it’s *not* just his Mind Palace [in TAB].
 
 
Mycroft says it explicitly – ‘It’s a memory technique.’
 
 
In both occasions where we’ve gone *into* it – in 'His Last Vow’ he’s been shot, and he’s obviously doped to the eyeballs.
 
 
And in 'The Abominable Bride’, he’s all – he’s *high*.
 
 
So it’s much – it’s a *particular* thing.
 
 
We could do it [go back to the Victorian setting] of course, but he’d have to… take a seven-percent solution. Or more.
— 

Mark Gatiss

(The Abominable Bride Post-Mortem interview, March 2016 [x])

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cheesy pick up lines pt 2.

“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
“Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.”
“Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you’re dope.”
“Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.”
“Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
“Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?”
“You’re so hot you must’ve started global warming.”
“I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.”
“Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!”
“Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number.”
“Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.”
“If you were a library book, I would check you out.”
“Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle!”
“Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!”
“If I followed you home, would you keep me?”
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.”
“A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.”
“Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin!”
“I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!”
“All those curves, and me with no brakes!”
“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”

“…I’m strictly a marijuana man. All I do is…I love to smoke reefer.” 

From his time in Glenwood Springs to his last days on death row, Ted Bundy remained vocal and obvious about his affinity for “reefer.” Ted was so blatant about his habit that he once extended his stash to Stephen Michaud during an interview session:

“Damn, I need something to get fired up. I’m going to bring some dope down here some time…and we’ll just smoke it.”

Bundy was resourceful in obtaining the vice. He made nice with fellow prisoners and offered legal advice in exchange for favors and goods such as cannabis:

“These were really nice young guys, nineteen or twenty, and they’d go out on work-release and bring this stuff back at night. We’d get just rip-snortin’ fucked up. Time after time.”

While on death row, Ted utilized visits with Carole Anne Boone to sneak in marijuana. His wife surreptitiously hid the weed inside her vagina, storing it in smooth containers that could easily be removed from an orifice. At one point these containers became unavailable, forcing Carole to use an irregular-shaped aspirin bottle instead. As customary, Bundy hauled the marijuana anally. However, due to the abnormal shape of the container, Bundy was unable to expel his special parcel until two days later.

a bunch of thoughts/things i keep thinking about

  • stan has an eyepatch/keeps an eyepatch because this old dope literally just wants to be a pirate 
  • stan is similar to/connected to bill because it took a con man to fuck up a con man
  • the transference of hats is so wonderful and so good (stan inheriting the fez, passing it on to soos, dipper pragmatically replacing his ruined hat with the closest thing on hand, but being given a hat with clear sentimental value by his dear friend (wendy’s hat is seen in AToTS as having originally belonged to her father)) there is a TORCH PASSING going on here and i dig it
  • i want to believe that wax larry king’s head became a permanent fixture in the shack
  • my mr. and mrs. mystery AU became canon except with soos and melody instead of stan and carla and i’m so happy
  • stan can officially swear like the sailor he was born to be
  • dipper and mabel getting packages from distant lands, full of trinkets and odds and ends the stans send them
  • mabel taking waddles for walks around the neighborhood and everyone is totally jealous of those pines kids and their massive pet pig
  • dipper thinking wearing wendy’s hat is going to make his fading crush come back, but it doesn’t. it smells like gravity falls, like the trees and the air and a little bit like the gnomes, and there’s that sort of musty smell on the outside that he’s pretty sure smells EXACTLY like the mystery shack. 
  • stan and ford staying up, late nights out in the open ocean, catching up on 40 years worth of life updates.
  • dipper and mabel with a shared calendar on the wall, ticking down days
  • so. many. skype calls. wendy to dipper. mabel to candy and grenda. the stans to soos. soos to the twins. the stans to the twins. SO MANY.
  • mabel prints out screenshots of stan’s face pressed way too close to the camera on the computer that fiddleford set up for him and ford. she hangs them from the wall. “this, dipper, is ART”
  • fiddleford becoming a grandpa (with a mansion full of raccoons, and his son)
  • a sailboat making port not too far from piedmont, and a very distinct red el diablo pulling up in front of the pines’ family home.
  • ‘DIPPER! STAN GREW A BEARD!’