this is going to be so coot

Hear Me Out - Old Lady Lions

I know some of the paladins refer to their lions as ‘he’ but my friends and I ( @ayyybrahamlincoln ) came up with our own headcanon for what the lions are. Because you know what’s way better than silly boy lions? Old lady lions. Complete with crotchety voices that you have to voice out loud during episodes. Come now, why else do you think it takes them so long to remember they have these cool weapons? I think at one point Shiro says he hasn’t “unlocked” some of the weapons for the black lion and there’s this implication that the stronger your bond is with your lion, the more tools become available to you. This is too straight forward and logical. All the lions are actually old ladies, having been sitting around letting their memory fade for ten thousand years, and unfortunately getting back into the Voltron lifestyle is not quite as easy as getting back on a bike. You don’t unlock any weapons. The lions just take forever to remember they have them.

Black: Goodness gracious, this robot is ripping us a new one (hey, they’re old ladies and they’ve seen some shit). Margaret, didn’t you have something to hit all those lasers with?

Yellow: What’s that? Something to fit all the phasers in?

Green: We don’t even have phasers, you old coot! That’s not a weapon in this universe. Didn’t you have some sort of gun thing for this? 

Yellow: A gun? No, no, Gladys, I’ve got a sword.

Blue: That’s Rosie’s sword, dearie.

Yellow: Oh. Well then what’s this pesky bit of code here? Does that say ‘Shooder Camon’? What in blue blazes is that?

Red: We’re all going to die.

Black: Shoulder cannon, sweet pea. That’s what we need. Now go tell that strapping young paladin of your’s so we can load it up.


Terra Appreciation:Day 5- Favorite Personality Trait

His willingness to put himself in harms way to protect others. He refused to attack Braig because if he attempted to “The coot would go boom”

Also, he really cares about his  Master and his pupils, even after the whole episode in Radiant Garden. When Xehanort prompted Terra to use his keyblade, he mentioned the how Eraqus and his fellow pupils would be so disappointed to see him in such a situation. 

anonymous asked:

Nikki I can't deal. I'm the anon whose crush said she reminds her of Chloe. And today we were texting and she was talking about how she's planning a cosplay of Max and how I should be her Chloe. And i texted my friend freaking out and she was like "aww you guys are such a cute couple. I'm jealous." And just what?!?!? I mean like sure we hang out a lot. We get coffee and eat dinner together and she took me to see wonder woman. But like.. those were just 2 friends hanging out right?? (1/2)

But then my friend was like “umm.. you guys literally never shut up about each other and you’re always holding hands?? And you buy each other cute gifts just bc.” And I’m like …okay yes that all happens but you’re totally twisting things around. And I text my crush and I’m like “people think we’re dating???” And she’s like “bc we are??? We have been for 3 weeks, babe.” And so yeah I um… apparently have a super cute gf who I haven’t kissed yet bc I “gal pal”-ed myself. (2/2)

omg??? Dam ya better get to the kissing??? Chop chop lets go smooch smooch


I have FINALLY…after 3 years-ish now…updated my paths and made some new ones! I like pink, pastel and sweets so here ya go. They all merge well and look nice together. I wanted to get this big project done before updating my dream address and while my new villagers get settled in and the originals get new shirts…

So you get like 3 base paths, a stone path and steps. They coot.

Marching On (for Royai Week)

Phew. I never thought I would finish in time for Day One.

Day One: Chess

Thanks to the admins for running this and to @cyphergemini for the suggestions.

Title: Marching On

Characters: Roy Mustang, Grumman and Riza Hawkeye

Summary: Grumman has a proposal concerning Riza, and so does Roy.

Word Count: 1702

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anonymous asked:

How would the UT and US skelebros react to finding out the happy news that they're going to be an uncle?


He’s the simmering contented kind of happy, in disbelief and awe of how seemingly perfectly domestic his life has become. He’s going to be very huggy with his sibling-in-law, asking all sorts of questions. Even if he already has most of the details because his brother yelled is still yelling everything. He’s exhilarated for his brother, if slightly sad that his younger bro has grown up so much. He’s kind of nostalgic, feeling just a little shoved to the side. His pride and love for his brother and by extension his family overshadows that though. He’s going to be the best uncle ever. He’s determined to be. He’s not useless, not yet.


INSTANT SCREAMING SKELETON. He’s so excited he doesn’t know what to do with himself. He wants to know EVERYTHING about his nibling, but also wants to immediately prepare to care for them. He goes overboard with gifts for his nibling, even before they’re born. He’s so proud and happy for his brother. He’s always been worried for Sans, but things have really turned around for him and Pap is just thrilled that his brother has really found happiness and a family for his own. He’s really worried he might mess up as an uncle, resulting in constant checking up on his nibling and all the gifts.


Hugs, hugs, hugs all around. Also congratulations. He’s congratulating everyone. He’s just SO!!!! HAPPY!!!!!!!!!! He’s so thrilled for his brother he can’t stop squealing and hugging Pap. He brings his brother out baby shopping for his unborn nibling but ends up way more intensely into the outing than his brother, going all the way to outdated catalogues, asking his bro for opinions that won’t actually weigh in anything because he’s going to get it anyway. He’s so happy for his brother, he’s already planning the babyshower.


He actually might cry. Well, he’s not gonna okay maybe just a bit. His lil bro is all grown up now. As in, officially. Well Sans has been grown up for awhile now but he’s just been in denial. No denying it now. Pap is the kind to live vicariously through his brother, watching and helping as much as he can with everything. He’s going to be a constant, steady support to his brother’s family for anything they need. 

anonymous asked:

I'm a simmering ball of Pens hate with no current rooting interest in the Metro; would you care to give me a short rundown on the Flyers? (Younger ones especially, I know all about and am delighted by Simmonds and Giroux and co.)

My dearest, you’ve absolutely come to the right place. You want to know about the young Flyers? Get some snacks, put your reading glasses on, and pull up a chair because I’ve got a lot to tell you.

The Flyers prospect pool is really talented and really promising. Like, really promising. The amount of talent that’s going to be NHL-ready within the next few years is slightly orgasmic overwhelming at times. Since he took over as GM, Ron Hextall has focused mostly on drafting and building from within and his infamous patience with development has Flyers fans excited and ready for the dividends to finally pay off.

Look for Flyers development camp this summer. Especially for Shit the Beach.

The rest of this is…. really long. So I’m gonna put it under a cut. Enjoy!

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Fairy Tail GO! Ch. 59

Rated T. I do not own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does.

Summary: Lucy was having fun playing ‘Pokémon Go!’ when she accidentally put herself in harm’s way. Luckily a pink haired boy saved her just in the nick of time. A ‘thank you’ lunch helped spark a new friendship between them, but Lucy got more than she bargained for when she realized the boy she befriended had a complex past full of dark secrets. Fortunately for him, Lucy won’t be scared away so easily. Modern High School AU. Slight Angst/Drama/Fluff.

Read Chapter: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60

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Chapter Fifty-Nine: Bowling

After school, Lucy and Levy made their way to their group of friends, gathered in the normal meeting spot. The plan was to hang out today since it was Friday, but the last time Lucy checked, no one knew what they wanted to do. A few ideas were tossed around, but nothing had been decided.

“Hey!” Erza called out when she saw the two girls approaching. Jellal and Gajeel were present, but Gray, Juvia, and Natsu were missing.

“Hey Erza!” Lucy smiled at the redhead before looking around. “Any idea where the others are?”

Shaking her head, Erza sighed. “No, but they better hurry. I want to get to the alley before all the good balls are taken.”

Lucy blinked, confused for a few reasons. “Umm, what?”

“Didn’t you get my message?”

Lucy took out her phone, seeing she had a few texts. “I haven’t checked my phone since lunch. Sorry.”

“Don’t apologize,” Erza said, lowering her head as if she was disappointed. “I’m to blame. I shouldn’t have texted you during class, but I couldn’t help it.”

“What’s up?” Juvia asked, joining the group.

“Erza texted during class,” Jellal snickered, causing a soft blush to coat Erza’s cheeks.

“It won’t happen again!” she assured, but no one minded.

While Erza continued to berate herself, Lucy checked her messages. She read them out of order so she could figure out what Erza was talking about first.

Erza: We should go bowling! Cana said Quatro Cerberus is doing a promotion for glow bowl tonight! Half price! What do you think?

Erza: Lucy, you and Levy are the only ones who haven’t responded yet. Do you want to go?

Erza: Lucy?

Erza: I will page you over the loud speaker if I have to!

Lucy giggled at the string of messages, casting Erza a glance before saying, “I don’t mind bowling.”

While Erza smiled and asked Levy what she thought, Lucy returned to her messages.

Natsu: Do you want to hang out tomorrow? We could catch a movie?

Natsu: Wait, shit. I forgot your doing that sleepover. Never mind. I’ll ask Gray if he wants to hang out.

Natsu: Or maybe I’ll crash your party. Wouldn’t that be fun? :P

Natsu: JK… Or am I?

Natsu’s messages brought a smile to her face. She guessed he had an easier time texting her than talking to her in person.

Before she could form a reply, she heard the sound of her boyfriend’s voice behind her, causing her smile to grow. Turning around, she went to greet him, only to blanch when she saw his face. “What happened?!”

Natsu, who was walking with Gray, stopped. “Huh?”

“She’s talking about your face,” Gray said, tapping his own cheek as a reference.

“Oh,” Natsu laughed. “I got in a fight.”

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Something like that… Something like that happened to me, you know. I… I’m not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another… If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is… My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! -The Killing Joke

anonymous asked:

*rolls back, calmer and with a wise beard* Okay, but any of the dark!bois would do the forehead touching when they're first in a relationship with reader. They would be scared of loosing control and it would be up to reader to kiss them first. Also, A, that was freaking adorbs. So coot 122/10 would def recommend.

Dark would do it all the time. Because of that reason, he might think he’s going to fast if he kisses you. But he’ll give you the chance by leaning down to press your foreheads together and puckering his lips slightly.
It’s up to you if you want to tease him or not.

Anti does it when you’re both cuddling. Being so close offers him the chance to do it. Like Dark, he’ll secretly do it so to offer you the chance to kiss him. But he’ll whine like a child and make sure you notice his very puckered lips. 

Natemare does the forehead touch when he’s comforting you. He’s not afraid to kiss you but he believes such an intimate touch should be reserved for special moments. So forehead touching is only for celebrations, comfort or during very “intimate” bed-sessions. 

Gear uses it often. He keeps his hands and most of his body away from yours. He doesn’t trust his limbs and systems to work smoothly around you. So, the forehead touch is his go to gesture. 
It’ll be a gentle touch, one that lingers and his eyes gaze into yours, watching for a reaction. He won’t expect you to kiss him, but he’ll be pleasantly surprised if you do. 

Google likes to touch your forehead with his when he’s thinking. If you asked him a question and he needed to think on it, he’ll hold your waist and bring you close so he can lean against you. 
With his eyes closed, it’s a perfect opportunity to surprise him with a kiss.

Light touches your forehead when your sitting close and something you said made him laugh.
It’s a simple, but loving gesture to him. But he’ll linger there, watching you closely. Not implying anything, just enjoying the closeness. He’ll let you decide if you want to kiss or not. He’s shy, ok, he doesn’t know how to handle himself around you. 

The Host (The Author) touches his forehead with yours when he needs to center himself and think. Sometimes he’ll get lost in his own thoughts, his brain grasping at scurrying thoughts and he just needs to sit down and feel you near him. He’ll lean against you, breathing softly and murmuring to himself.

ask-tsuda  asked:

“So uh..what's say you and I go out next Saturday? Hehe..”

“Are you asking me out on a date Mat?” she said as she smiled slightly, “Well I think I can leave Saturday open since I sleep most of the time anyway.” she chuckled slightly, having her own sense of humor.

 She leans over to him and said calmly,“I accept on going out with you on Saturday..Heh,..Tell me what time and where, Mat..”














































Geez, sorry for mentioning *ahem* almost all of you! (It wouldn’t let me tag some people) I am also sorry if you are one of those 9 people who atleast check out my blog often. But, what I’m doing is tagging you all so I can say this. If you aren’t going to do anything but follow and forget I exist, then unfollow! It warms my heart that 55 people decided to follow me, but I’d rather have you guys actually interact with me. It’s more interesting when I get asks and answer them, or some other stuff like that. I don’t care that if after this it leaves me with only 10 followers or not, I just want to have actual interaction with my followers. And I know that some of you are actually famous and I also get that you guys have other things to do, but still atleast like once a day drop by and ask something please because it gets really boring on here.

Thanks for reading~!

iron-luigi  asked:

So Hailey question how is being married to bendy working out? I hope it's going good that's all I have to say your kids are so coot and don't taking this the wrong way but I'm going to set up some security cameras in your house just in case

W-why security cameras? I get the precautions of like a robber or something, but them be outside. I don’t like being watched… I ain’t photogenic XP


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Dan and Phil play: Dream Daddy #2

0:01 I love Phil in his burgundy hearts shirt.
0:02 Dan’s shirt is a bit distracting but he looks really cute in it.
0:05 The dog *was* the most important thing last time.
0:08 The animated corgi added in and the effect that Phil bops it down with his fist while saying “sadly the owner was quite sassy” was quite satisfying.
0:25 Love the slow pan in intro with the logo and hearts.
0:29 Hearing Phil say “our old husband” is a bit surreal.
0:30 “died!” in sync
0:58 Reaffirming their dad choices are each other.
1:05 Is Dan chewing on something?
1:28 Dan sings “Dream Daddy”
1:39 “We apologize so much.”- Dan

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Here is a babu Jupi to go with le Julian.
Unlike in the canon stuff, she is more hyper, bubbly, and much happier but she can come off as shy and a crybaby when she first meets someone. Oh? Did I mention, her dream is to be a magical girl, which is why her outfit is just all pftt–

Jupi is like…let’s say one years old ♡ She loves to hold her big brothers hand and she even calls him her prince blah blah blah lol [inserts more girly magical stuff here] Also Jupi can talk but she has a difficult time speaking full sentences since obviously she is too young lol. So for example, she would go… “Uh-oh!” || “Magi Gurl~☆” || “Jewel Jewel/Princey” (This is the nicknames she calls her big brother lol. Don’t ask.)

Anyways that is all I got to offer. I’m surprised I could draw this in the middle of the night. Please take care of this little one…she is the youngest and smallest bean in the daycare. Don’t let nu one bully my cinnamon roll ;u;

omg she smiiiles! so coots