this is getting really random

Back when @narwhalsarefalling first announced the Dannypocalypse, I set a reminder on my phone to change my icon. It worked, yes, but I still periodically get these random, really ominous reminders popping up out of the blue to this day, just a lonely banner that appears along the top of my iPhone, reading

Dannypocalypse

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It’s Sunday and now Sunday means spitpaint uploading day.

cute things the signs do

aries: say “don’t worry, I got this” while carrying 50 pounds of groceries and someone offers to help

taurus: sleeps with at least one stuffed animal, four pillows, and two blankets

gemini: gets really excited over puzzles/ loves rubix cubes and chess, nerds

cancer: tbh I love it when u shut the fuck up (jk ily) bakes cookies and feeds everyone, makes sure u never go hungry

leo: gets really excited about random little things and yells at u until u at least pretend to be excited too

virgo: makes little adjustments/straightens a crooked picture frame or arranges the flowers in a vase until they look “just right”

libra: always smiling and humming, smiles at animals, birds, strangers, everyone to spread a lil love

scorpio: stares at u but looks away just as u catch them, gets cute/needy when ur alone together and super shy/distant around other ppl

sagittarius: laughs at everything, quick to make u mad but just as quick to awkwardly apologize, demonstrates affection via violent punching

capricorn: makes savage comments with a straight face, acts like they don’t have a sense of humor tho they’re secretly masters of comedy

aquarius: science nerd, loves facts about space/biology/whatever, probably thinks physics is “exciting” 

pisces: can’t watch someone crying without crying too, feels really bad for homeless people and the live lobsters at the grocery store

Regarding Jae’s Twitter

As we all know, Jae has reactivated his Twitter and we’re all happy that he’s done so. From My Day to random strangers, we all enjoy his tweets and the humor he puts into them. Besides the comedy and hashtags, Jae is known for being super interactive with his fans and replying to our tweets whenever he can. But as always, with any rise of popularity will come with a rise of negativity and hatred as well.

Lately I’ve been seeing a lot of blatantly rude and disrespectful comments towards Jae. Yes Jae is very laid back,chill, and funny, but that doesn’t give you any rights to address him like he’s your bestfriend or something. We all still have our boundaries as a fan and everyone needs to understand what those boundaries are. Asking extremely personal questions like “Who has the ‘longest’ among the members?” and “Are you still a virgin” yes i’ve seen both of these are NOT in any way appropriate to be asking him. Saying things like “we don’t care” when he’s expressing his feelings or constantly complaining about him not noticing you isn’t acceptable either.

I’m not trying to be some peace-keeping law maker but I think certain mannerisms should just be common sense? But apparently for some people it’s not so here’s a little DO and DON’T list for things to say/do on Jae’s Twitter

DO:

  • ask about his day/how he’s feeling
  • ask questions you’re curious about (appropriate ones)
  • send in positivity/motivation
  • send memes yo 
  • send fan art / fan videos
  • (or say nothing at all)

DON’T:

  • spam him with “nOTicE mE!!!1!1″ type comments
  • ask about his/members sexuality & sex life
  • send links to nsfw fanfiction…
  • start arguments in his replies
  • make rude replies for attention
  • Bonus: Call Day6 an idol band/boygroup (they aren’t)

I think this about sums everything up. Feel free to add  on if I missed anything. Just remember to have to respect and common decency yall. 

adhd friendships: a summary

-“Sorry I didn’t answer I spaced out”

-*randomly switching topics mid conversation*

-“I know this is unrelated, but”

-”I’m feeling horrible” *five minutes later* “uh nevermind that”

- “When did we start talking?” “I don’t remember”

- *both infodump to each other*

- more typos than any human being is able to handle

- when you get really excited and you stay up until 7 am taking about random shit

- accidental derailing the conversation over and over

-”have i already told you this i can’t remember” “don’t worry i can’t either”

relatable bpd shit

- getting nauseous while feeling an emotion really strongly

- romanticizing death but getting angry when others do it

- random violent intrusive thoughts

- reading posts like these and not relating to every single point and feeling like you’re a fake borderline

- “i just met you but I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU”

- “..nvm i hate you fuck off”

- finding identity in the simplest things, like songs and movies

- literally wanting to kill yourself if anything goes wrong

- breaking down at every realization that you have to live with this forever.

JIMIN X RAP MONSTER SPAM BECAUSE:

You won’t regret sneaking a look at MinJoon

Originally posted by micopanda1

So, shall we carry on?!

Originally posted by jiminiemini

They are The tallest and the shortest members of BTS

Originally posted by jayhoseok

You might think these two have no synergy whatsoever

Originally posted by ktaejin

But No No No No

Originally posted by junghosyub

You just didn’t notice their similarities

Originally posted by remade-jimintensify

Jimin may be the only one from the maknae line who can bully Namjoon and Rapmon will be ok with it

Originally posted by jiminrolls

Tossing him in the pool

Originally posted by troiskims

Calling him an old man, when he is just one year older

Originally posted by yoongbit

Calling him a cry baby

Originally posted by harunyany

And making sure that the world knows that he is a pervert

Originally posted by hey-seoul-sistah

Normally Rapmon should get mad

Originally posted by sunnylattae

but who can get mad at Jimin?

Originally posted by yahjiminie

The man finds him cute whatever he does

Originally posted by mellonjin

And Chimchim knows how to use his assets

Originally posted by jicute

to make the leader one of his biggest fans

Originally posted by mnnsuga

Rap Monster is even impressed by Mochi’s smol fingers

Originally posted by tanktoptiger

He thinks it is the most adorable thing EVER

Originally posted by sosjimin

I am telling you he is a fool for Jimin

Originally posted by sosjimin

And it got worse during the blood sweat and tears era

Originally posted by sugutie

There wasn’t a video where our leader wasn’t bragging about him

Originally posted by hey-seoul-sistah

Even when Jimin was just winning plushies, RM was cheering like he just won the gold medal at the Olympics

Originally posted by sugaa

If Park-attractive-handsome-will-make-you-fall-hard-for-him-Jimin look the other way, RM will try to make him turn HIS way

Originally posted by sugacakes

Just look at him:

Originally posted by sosjimin

He literally wanna have a bite 

Originally posted by iloveyoubangtan

By now, Namjooni (and every JM stan) thinks Jimini ain’t even real !!

Originally posted by minjooninlove

Who will blame someone who got to experience that angelic smile so close

Originally posted by yoongichii

At concerts, they are the cutest 

Originally posted by jeonsshi

and it is soooooooo

Originally posted by minblush

heart fluttering !!!

Originally posted by mochifairyjimin

Jimin is a great dancer so he will be Namjoon’s teacher at times

Originally posted by tryoongs

They look cool for one minute

Originally posted by bangtoori

then turn into THIS:

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is Namjoon the brain of BTS and Jimin one of the best dancers of the group

Originally posted by chimchiminie13

Skinship is so natural for these two

Originally posted by luvarin

And they like each other shoulders?

Originally posted by gotjhope

Most of the times if you look at Rapmon’s left shoulder

Originally posted by jiminthefairyprince

You will find a cute little mochi occupying it

Originally posted by hajimajimin

For him, it’s as cozy as home

Originally posted by yoongichii

He will lean on Namjoon

Originally posted by eyesmiletrash

Cling to him

Originally posted by mochifairyjimin

You have certainly seen this habit that Jimin developed: laughing while leaning on RM

Originally posted by sowongie

It is seriously … a thing

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

He will glue himself to Monie and laugh until tears come out

Originally posted by joonjuly

but it seems this habit got to Namjoon too

Originally posted by taetaesbff

Seriously, If you just look at them you will find yourself smiling with them

Originally posted by sosjimin

Jimin is one of the members who expresses his emotions easily

Originally posted by mochifairyjimin

While Namjoon is a leader who is proud of even the smallest achievements of this maknae

Originally posted by sour-satang

So you will end up with beautiful moments where you can see both their eyes shine while they pull one another for a hug

Originally posted by sunnylattae

Namjoon will naturally grab Jimin’s hand to help him stand up

Originally posted by jiminthefairyprince

because Jimin is his precious younger brother

Originally posted by parkjmzl

Rap monster gave many good pieces of advice to Jimin, yet what is unknown is that Namjoon will talk to Chim about his hard times too as he is a good listener

Originally posted by flyingpandasrule

These two’s amazing relationship get overshadowed by other ships quite often

Originally posted by yoongichii

So people do not see how hard they try for each other while doing the smallest things

Originally posted by chimchams

Jimin literally lays down on the floor to take a good selfie of Namjoon (tell me if one your friends even cared that much about your photo?)

Originally posted by doona-baes

There are times RM will talk about deep things that Chichim will not understand, yet he will still listen to him

Originally posted by gotjhope

Their friendship is built on both admiration and respect

Originally posted by sosjimin

At good or hard times, they will always grab into one another

Originally posted by namjoonholic

So please stop sleeping on their amazing relationship

Originally posted by yoongichii

They are two handsome, talented and charming young men worth ALL the time

Originally posted by jinpout

So I hope this post will make you catch up and appreciate their future precious interactions

Originally posted by knj

I promise you

Originally posted by chimchams

they are worth your care

Originally posted by yoongichii

appreciation

Originally posted by sosjimin


and love

Originally posted by jiminthefairyprince

This post ends here but I hope your appreciation for these two starts now

Originally posted by baebsaes

There are a lot of things to love about these two, the savagery, the pranks, the hugs, the laughs … I got interested in them since that fan meeting back in 2014 where Jimin got on his knees to propose to Namjoon with a red rose but RM refused him because he had to get his parent’s approval first, then in another fan meeting Jimin will put a veil on Namjoon which will make him stand up and hold into Jimin like they are going to walk down the aisle LOL. They are very random and entertaining so I really get happy whenever they do something together. I wish many other ARMYs will grow to love this duo too~

If you enjoyed this Spam, find other similar ones below:

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  • V X JIMIN SPAM HERE
  • SUGA X JIMIN SPAM HERE
  • JIMIN X JHOPE SPAM HERE

Hope you liked it ^^. Love you ARMY <3
By @mimibtsghost

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“Was there any occasion in which you were grateful to each other recently?” or basically Changmin will fight anyone who dares to say that Yunho isn’t amazing.

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1-8/? Random Gifs Of NCT

↳  Jung Jaehyun, the bias wrecker

How the signs flirt/How to flirt with the signs

Aries flirts by bringing you on adventures or talking about going somewhere with you, being really gentle/conscious of their actions around you, and including you/bringing you into their friend group.

To flirt with an Aries, you should give into their adventurous impulses, hang out with them and their friends, and show them you can have fun and like having fun with them.

Taurus flirts by being really cuddly and affectionate, showing you they care about you, being there for you when you need them, and being less stubborn/more flexible about things around you.

To flirt with a Taurus, you should show them you appreciate them, have really chill hangouts with them, and be patient, as they like to take things slow.

Gemini flirts by complimenting you, always wanting to be around you, being nicer to you than usual/than they are to other people, asking you questions, and being witty.

to flirt with a Gemini, you should be witty and sarcastic, listen to them and remember their little details and bring it up later, and compliment them on their mind/personality.

Cancer flirts by being kind and caring, being honest with you, showing you their creative side, and joking with you sarcastically.

To flirt with a Cancer, you should be lighthearted and witty, ask them questions about themselves, and show you care.

Leos flirts by showing off, trying to impress you, telling you stories, and dropping not so subtle hints.

To flirt with a Leo, give them compliments, listen to their stories, and let them take the lead.

Virgos flirts by being really subtle, dropping whatever they are doing to help you, and sharing their interests with you.

To flirt with a Virgo, you should be patient and take things slow, ask them for their opinions/for their help, and be considerate.

Libra flirts by being witty, complimenting you, always agreeing with you/taking your side, and wanting you to always be happy/making sure you are always happy.

To flirt with a Libra, you should be a bit more affectionate/touchy, have witty banter with them, do little things to show that you appreciate them, and make them feel special.

Scorpio flirts by staring at you (the difference between a scorpio staring at you just because and a scorpio staring at you because they like you is if they stare at you and you look at them and they turn away quickly or try to make it look like they weren’t staring at you at all, then they like you), will be very sarcastic, affectionate/physical, and will listen intently to what you have to say.

to flirt with a Scorpio, be a bit more mysterious and keep them guessing, show them you care, be sarcastic back at them (in a playful way), and do little favors for them.

Sagittarius flirts by getting really excited when you are around, noticing small things you do, and laughing at your jokes even when they aren’t funny.

To flirt with a Sagittarius, you should make bad jokes/puns, be honest and open with them, and go along with what they are doing.

Capricorn flirts by showing you they trust you, being protective over you (they can get really jealous), sending you random yet thoughtful texts, and opening up to you about themselves.

To flirt with a Capricorn, show them you can be trusted, ask them questions/ask about their day, ask their opinions on things and let them know their opinion means a lot to you, and show them you care.

Aquarius flirts by talking about opinions and asking about yours, telling you witty jokes and cheesy pick up lines, being honest with you, and being really interested in what you have to say/what you think.

To flirt with an Aquarius, you should be witty/punny, be original and be yourself, and show them that you can go with the flow.

Pisces flirts by asking about you and wanting to know everything about you, asking you “what if” questions, showing you their sensitive side, and letting you see their life and their world.

To flirt with a Pisces, ask them interesting questions and pique their interest and imagination, open up to them, and show them you are dedicated to them.

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cutie 🍇

sometimes i just like to feel unbridled happiness, ya know

a lot of people say “oh it’s so unsophisticated, it’s totally stupid, it’s not good entertainment” and i just dont care because i just need to be super hyped sometimes

a good example of this kind of entertainment is Etika News Network.

Etika is a super likable guy with a love for nintendo and a sick flat-top. he gets extremely hyped for nintendo directs and i really appreciate him.

The problem with Women and Superhero shows

You know what’s really frustrating? How many TV shows,especially  superhero TV shows aimed at young people absolutely refuse to do something as simple as make sure that their show is gender balanced.Or show female characters have any connection with other women. Superhero shows are meant to inspire us, to show us a better way and yet they seem to hate the very idea of actually spending any time on female characters

Just look at all the TV shows we had till now .Can you think of one show where the the men don’t outnumber the women? Arrow, The Flash, Supergirl, Legends of Tomorrow, Agent Carter…….the only one which actually bothered to some degree  was Agents of Shield*

Arrow is horrible when it comes to it’s treatment of female characters. We all know that. But they are also horrible when it comes to the actual presence of female characters.. And they don’t learn. Oliver’s new team of vigilantes had a 3;1 male to female ratio. Was there ANYTHING preventing them from making Rene or Rory a girl? And look at how isolated Felicity is from other girls. She has zero female friends

The Flash is also very much a guy show and Caitlin and Iris barely even interact with each other. Again was there anything to prevent Julian from being a girl? No. They absolutely refuse to include more female characters

Legends of Tomorrow has a two girl maximum. At least in the first seaosn Sara and Kendra were friends but now Sara barely even seems to talk to Amaya. And again there was nothing preventing them from making Nate a girl. Hell his issues with being sheltered and feeling helpless his whole life would have been even more impact if he was a girl

And the few shows we have which are supposed to be about girls? They are cringe inducing when it comes to these issues and absolutely get worse with time

Agent Carter was male dominated and the only somewhat female light in the show was Carter’s friendship with Angie. And they snuffed this completely in the second season in favor of a shitty love triangle. And don’t get me started in how they took a brilliant female historical figure and turned her into a pathetic villain

Supergirl is probably the worse when it comes to this. Look at how the show started. Although Winn has improved he started as a creepy toxic male geek. One of his very first lines was thinking that Kara was a lesbian because she didn’t want him. And when Kara turned him down he made her feel guilty and apologize to him. And he was presented as her best and ONLY friend. Kara Danvers had no female friends. Do you realize how insane this is?. Still season 1 wasn’t quite as bad. Kara had Cat as a female mentor, she overcome her hesitancy and develop respect and friendship with Lucy and James although he had a few minor glitches like his reaction to the Red Kryptonite was a goddamn awesome and healthy male character. But in season 2?

Although the introduction of Maggie and her realtionship with Alex is excellent it’s the ONLY bright spot. Everything else ruined the little they had. They ditched Cat in favor of Snapper, Lucy disappeared in the void of unappreciated female characters and instead we got freaking Mon El. The very definition of bland pretty boy. James was turned into some fragile insecure boy who feel threatened by by Kara’s status, Winn actually actively sabotaged Kara just so he and James can shine and again don’t get me started on Mon El. M’gann should have been one of the bright sides of this season but he was barely used. We got see more of Mon El’s fuck then of a fascinating and complex character like M’gann. The ONLY female friend Kara has is Lena and you know they are going to fuck with this,


Literally all of these shows actively isolate women from interacting with other women. Female friendship is treated as some flaky thing that can easily be ignored and erase while male friendship is celebrated and iconic. Just look at Oliver and Diggle, Barry and Cisco. On Legends they pushed Nate and Ray and Ray and Mick to bond and become friends  while Mick and Snart were beyond celebrated and iconic. On Supergirl they put more attention on Winn and James friendship then on any interaction Kara had with a girl that wasn’t her sister

Female friendships gets none of this. The closest we ever came was Carter and Angie’s and Sara and Kendra’s (and come to think of Sara and Sin) . And all of them got only a fraction of the time spent on male friendships and was erased completely later on never to be mentioned again

The only chance girls get when it comes to friendship is with male characters and this is often either a prelude to or baiting of a realtionship

THIS IS FUCKED UP. THIS IS DELIBERATE . WOMEN DESERVE MORE


*I am not gonna get into the Netflix shows as well since this already got too long but they have their own issues as well. Not quite as horrible as the CW shows but still bad