this is future me basically

anonymous asked:

What do u think Wills favorite movie would be? Favorite book? Favorite pastime? I feel like I don't know my own son. I just wanna know his favorite color in the next season pls suffer bros

oh anon, same same same!!! but here, have some of my completely baseless assumptions about Will, because you so kindly asked. ;)

  • Will’s favorite movie is An American Werewolf in London. He sees it one weekend when Lonnie is supposed to pick him up to take him to a baseball game. Will sits on the front porch with his baseball cap - one of the only gifts his dad has ever gotten him - pulled low over his eyes and his hands tearing idly at the overgrown grass tickling at his shins. Inside he can hear his mom yelling expletives over the phone, but he tunes it out. An hour later, Joyce, a bit red in the face with angry eyes that turn soft as she looks toward Will, herds Jonathan and Will into the car and drives them to the video store, saying they can pick out whatever film they’d like.

    “It’s family movie night,” she declares as they walk up to the store, pulling them both into a hug that ends in a tickle war and odd stares from passersby on the sidewalk. When they do finally go inside, Will chooses An American Werewolf in London because he’s been wanting to see it since it came out in theaters the year prior, and he loves it - the soundtrack is awesome and the special effects are amazing! And despite Joyce’s worries, he doesn’t have any nightmares related to the brutal transformation scene. Well, okay…he doesn’t have too many nightmares.

    But then Ghostbusters comes out and Will sees it with all of his friends on its opening weekend and honestly, what could be more iconic than the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man towering above the city? So Ghostbusters is tied with An American Werewolf in London for a year, but then…then! Back To The Future comes out and Marty McFly is so cool (and cute as heck) and he travels through time and shreds on the guitar and manages to save his own existence and so yeah, Back To The Future is officially his Favorite Film Of All Time, and that one sticks. (Will definitely dresses up as Marty that Halloween and it’s just as adorable you’d imagine it would be.)

  • Will’s favorite book is The Book of Three even though he’d never say that in front of Dustin because he doesn’t need a rehash of every way that The Fellowship of the Ring is superior in the realm of high fantasy (Will holds his tongue, though he wants to remind Dustin that the term “high fantasy” was coined by Lloyd Alexander himself).

  • His favorite pastime is drawing in Castle Byers on sticky-hot summer days - drawing elves and wizards and fairies, of course, but also drawing all the things he wants. A bigger house for his mom. A new camera for Jonathan. A car that doesn’t break down every few miles, and can fly and time travel and has a flux capacitor tucked up behind the two front seats (but it’s not a DeLorean because that’s all just a little too flashy for Will’s tastes). He also likes to climb trees and trail behind Jonathan as he takes pictures out in the woods, if those count as favorite pastimes.

  • Will’s favorite color is yellow - like sunshine, like Joyce’s favorite mug that she sips her coffee from every morning, like dandelions that the adults around him tell him are just weeds, but he still plucks them from the ground and presses them between the pages of his sketchbook with the rest of the beautiful flowers he collects.
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This is a video of Michael doing an impression of Bob Zemeckis and also casually ruining my life.

because I thought he was a serious, brooding actor, why the heck would I care about some 80s guy, and then I saw this video. and boy. whoo boy

I saw this video and knew I was in big. trouble.


i’m meeting him tomorrow.

you know that post about mundane magic… i sometimes make basic ass but weirdly specific predictions that come true…

maybe its just a coincidence but i like to think i have mundane powers bye

Here is #117 small HQ gifs of Michael Stahl-David in In Your Eyes. All gifs were made by me so please like this post if you are using them. Do not repost or take credit. If using in a gif hunt please link credit back to me. Otherwise, use them as much as you like, they’re here to help. Part 1/? 

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True love should always win.

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Warrior Culture : Hegemony (Part ½)

Warrior Culture : Hegemony

After being invaded by the Fornacs(Buggers) an interstellar ant like civilization, the world united under a dictorial Hegemony to prepare the earth for another invasion and of course the fated Pre-emptive strike of its own. It was decided at some point that children are more intuitive than thier adult contemporaries and that they have fewer ba habits to unlearn. So much like the Spartans, or Janissarries of the old world young children were selected and trained to be tacticians and warriors. They are sent to a type of basic training, military academy, strateguim, officer school, all mixed into one and trained until they advance to command school. Students are graded on thier fitness, school work, and thier battle training performance, and are in heated compatition with each other for the top spots. Their battle training emphasizes teamwork and strategy, with advanced technology imobalizing damaged limbs to simulate casualties/injures, etc…

  • John: I need a volunteer to go back in time and stop a robot assassin from killing my mom before I'm born
  • Kyle: I volunteer
  • John: 'Kay
  • Kyle: After everything you've told me about your mom I am totally ready for this
  • John: Cool
  • Kyle: I mean I know you are aware of my weird crush on her which you have always been suspiciously chill about
  • John: Yup
  • Kyle: And in fact have helped facilitate through many detailed conversations and that photo you gave me
  • John: True
  • Kyle: And you just told me you know about the future from your mom, basically, which is funny because I'm from the future and I'm going to meet your mom
  • John: Yeah
  • Kyle: And also you basically said that you have no idea what happens beyond this point in time, which is funny again, because this is the point in time I'm leaving from
  • John: Mmhmm
  • Kyle: To meet your mom
  • John: Yup
  • Kyle: Who is hot like burning
  • John: You've mentioned
  • Kyle: Living in the 1980's is going to be weird though
  • John: Probably not for long
  • Kyle: It'll be hard watching your mom hook up with your mysterious hero soldier father of whom there is no record and who died before the war
  • John: I don't think that's gonna be a huge issue
  • Kyle: Although I guess it would be weird if your mom and I actually hooked up!
  • John: ...
  • Kyle: ...
  • John: ...
  • Kyle: ...Holy shit
  • John: I can explain
  • Kyle: John! Am I...
  • John: Here it comes.
  • Kyle: ...your step-dad?!
  • John: ...
  • Kyle: ???
  • John: ...I can honestly say no.
  • Kyle: Aw, darn. Oh well. 1984 here I come!
Basic checklist for future boyfriend:

1. Taller than me
2. Makes me laugh
3. Great hair and smile
4. Gets on well with my family and friends
5. Never lies
6. Smells amazing
7. Is caring
8. Becomes my best friend
9. Does not smoke or do drugs
10. Can pick up spiders

“…I know it’s not much… but you can always call me, when you will need to talk.”

My suggestion for the way Pacifica might save the day in “Dipper and Mabel vs the Future”.

anonymous asked:

Hey Miss, I just wanted to let you know I do a cosplay show and comedy series where I portray Edd/Double D/Double Dee in it. If you want to team up in the future let me know XD. It's basically us both portraying two different versions of Edd.

@mynameisdoubledee

That sounds interesting! I’d like to see a bit of it to learn a little bit more of it before I join.