this is funny because no

anonymous asked:

Laura, I'm pretty sure we ALL want to kiss you at this point. You're just. Damn. This really gorgeous woman who also resembles the fucking sun in your radiance?? You're such a sweet person whose smile can be compared to the sun's rays and I'm just so gay for you oh my god

((OOC: Stop, staaaahp… 


Keep going.))

“A stone fist the size of a V8 engine” I’d really like to see the process that lead to this metaphor. Also…like a V8 engine? That’s…actually pretty big? How big is this guy?? I mean…his clothes didn’t even rip so wouldn’t that mean his body is still the same size as before?? So, pretty normal, just maybe a bit taller and definitely more muscular than average, but still kind of normal?? And…does that mean he’s running around with a halfway normal sized body and giant hands? Wouldn’t that….throw him off balance or something? …What…? 🤔XD

Originally posted by gameraboy

The fact that French students still barricade their high schools/university buildings with furniture to protest shit is the True™ les Mis legacy

Much of Remus and Lily's friendship was built upon a mutual love of Muggle films...
  • Lily: That is so fetch!
  • Remus: Stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!
  • Sirius: *drops tennis ball and starts to cry*
  • Remus: Shit, Sirius I didn't know you were there. I didn't mean....
  • Sirius: *transforms into Padfoot and runs away*

Science Aesthetic: a well kept lab notebook, perfect sterile technique, cross referenced stock solutions, a single, perfect freezer box, labels

Real Science™: post-it notes everywhere, a messy bench, yesterday’s bacterial cultures, fourteen pieces of scratch paper, digging in the freezer for ten minutes because you don’t know where your stocks ended up

  • some reviewers: ugh i hate purple prose
  • me, sinking into the viscous pool of purple prose like a spoon dipped into honey, like a tear falling into a puddle, swimming through it like some nightmare fish of the deep who knows nothing except that it is darkness and mystery and strangeness and that it belongs here in the depths of the blue and violet sea, safe from the endless lapping waves above and the sunlight that sparks and flares on their tips, lighting the azure ocean into an endless expanse of jewels: can't relate

#broducechallenge - super hot: choreography references

note: there are more references but these are my favorites :D