this is forver shit

anonymous asked:

hello! i have questions about hogwarts crammer. i was wondering what your favourite bits were to write and what bits you're most proud of (apart from the fact you wrote 93k words for this fic for free which is something you should be proud of literally forver because holy shit)

basically i took a whole bunch of tropes and started throwing them at a wall for hogwarts crammer – let’s try some FAKE IDENTITY and some BED-SHARING and of course one cannot forget an encounter with LADS – so huge swaths of the fic were self-indulgent and fun to write. aside from the bits i had to put in for Plot Reasons i essentially wrote what i wanted, and what i wanted was hermione granger driving a morris minor listening to the spice girls so!! that was a fun scene to write, as was everything at cynthia and jane’s, draco and harry’s argument in the last chapter and everything involving martin and the lads. 

i do think i accomplished what i set out to do: i wanted to write a “grittier” found-family teen nonsense version of the camping bits in deathly hallows and i wanted the primary plot to be about the people and not about, you know, fuckin horcruxes, because tbh i find real plot very dull and have no interest in it unless it lands our main characters in a situation where they must TENDERLY TOUCH HANDS and/or PRETEND TO BE A COUPLE. it’s been rewarding! it took a lot longer than i thought it would to write because (a) i’m a procrastinating adhd monster and (b) the world exploded several times in the last year, but i finished it goddamnit. 

i also did not expect the unexpectedly massive reception i have gotten from the internet for this work of bananas fiction and it boggles my mind a bit in a great way – i have an absurd number of unanswered asks even for me but i really do appreciate every single one, you generous iridescent freshwater fish

My Dearest Queen

1. “Seeing you first thing in the morning truly lifts my spirits.”

“Dear,” Robin looked up meekly to meet his gaze. His eyes were still shut, though the petite woman knew very well that he was awake enough to hear her. “I need to get up. We have a strategy meeting in 2 hours.” Lying on her right side and facing him, Robin gently tapped his bare chest. The action only caused him to tighten his hug, bringing out a small squeak from her parted lips.

She heard him chuckle next, woozy yet amused, further thickening the shade in her cheeks. “Dear!”

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this morning i hit my goal of 1K!
so i decided to do a follow forever.
I love all of you so much thankyou😳😁💗

my mains (in no order)
kaytheskittle - OMFG KAYLA I COULD GO ON FOREWR BUT I LOVE YOU AND I CAN TELL YOU YOURE PERFECT FROM HEAD TO TOE💎💍💜

shawnstolemymuffin - sara my baby, you literally have been here since like the start, i remember your old url which is what you changed back to, and i remember when we became besties😉, you mean so much to me and i love you millions and millions honeypie💝💝

daily-grier - KAYLEE YOUR URL CONFUSED ME, COS I FORGOT but holy crap i love you, i followed you for so so long and i fell in love with your imagines. Then i started speaking to you omg youre one of my bestfriends and i can count on you for anything, and youre so pretty😭😭, you and nash are 100000% my otp! i love you to infinity and beyond sweetheart💙💙💙💙

wiild-f0r-the-night - holy shit jane, baby, i love you so much, you always make me smile and i love how youre always here to chat if anything, you mean the world to me and thank you for everything, i love you princess💗

sammywilkmybae - GABRIELA OH LORD HOW I LOVE YOU! You’re my lil cupcake and i love you millions, you’re always there to make me smile and to talk to me, you’ve always been one of my bestfriends on here and i want to thank you for everything babygirl💋

mattchu-espinosa - madison😍😍 oh lawwwdd help me, you’ve been there for me nmw, you make me laugh and smile all the time. You know exactly what to say and i can talk to you all the time, but frfr im the sass queen and i have the throne👑👑 love you💅

ohmyviners and nashtyasgrier
brooke+jess youre my bestfriends and irl youre losers but youre hella rad on here, love yous

daddy-espinosa - ERIN PRINCESS I LOVE YOU AND YOU MAKE ME SMILE AND YOURE SUPER DUPER PRETTY, YOURE PERFECT, YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE AND I LOVE YOU ALOT💙💙💙

espi-howboutno-sa - LEAH, weve only just started speaking more, but oh god i love you! you’re one of my bestfriends now and youve made my day so many times, you’re stunning😍😍, and i want to say i love you💅💗

aaronseggo - Sophie you da real mvp, you make me smile and ive started talking to you more, youre hella cute and you and aaron are otp, love you bbycakes💋

beccacandy - BECCA I LOVE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, YOURE A PRINCESS AND MAKE ME SMILE AND I CANT GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT GOW MUCH I LOVE YOU💋💋💋💗

Everyone imma keep following bc youre flawless💅👑

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HOLY SHIT THAT TOOK FORVER
I SAT 2 HOURS OMFG
BUT

yeah i love you guys so much!
and thank you to all of you who follow me even though im a loser💙💙

anonymous asked:

PLEASE DO A PART FOUR TO THE CALUM DADDY KINK ONE HOLY SHIT I WILL LOVE YOU FORVER

Well, part 4 got requested too lol (and if you favorite I will love you forever too, just saying). Do you want me to make a fanfiction from this? Like with a real plot and longer chapters and stuff like this? And someone has to teach me (senpai lol) how to put a link in your bio.
Also sorry that I’ve been off recently, school sucks.
Anyway, just let me know in my ask and if you want a part 5 too.

Part 1


Part 2


Part 3

When I kneeled in front of Calum I gulped. His bulge was already huge and visible through his tight skinny jeans. I tried not to panic and slowly rubbed my hands on the inner side of his sides. When my hand was about to touch his crotch the bell suddenly rang. We both exchanged surprised but at the same time scared glances. Immediately I threw on my clothes and sprinted down the stairs and to the door. One of my hands was already on the doorknob while I glanced through the peephole (this word is so terrifying idk why). A unknown boy waited on my front porch. “Wtf..”, I told myself and opened the door. “Uhm.. hi! Can I help you?”, I asked kindly and he instantly began to smile and went nervously through his colored hair. “Hey, I just moved into the house next to you and thought that I maybe should introduce myself or something like that.”, he chuckled. “Oh cool, then.. Welcome I think? I’m Y/N.” I stretched my out to him when Calum appeared behind me. “Y/N, who’s at the do-” he stopped at his tracks. “Who’s that?”, he asked. “I’m Michael.” He friendly shook my hand and Calum’s. My face grew red when I realized where it was before. “So, do you want to come in?” I asked Michael who nodded and
stepped and. Calum glared at me with wide eyes, obviously wanting to finish what we started but I just shrugged it off, asking Michael if he wanted something to drink. “Yes, a glass of water would be nice.”
“Soo..”, He started “are you two a..uhm.. thing?” I threw my face up looking at Calum with wide eyes. “We? A thing? Nah.” He saved us. Something in my chest lightly ached but I ignored it. Me and Calum had nothing, he was right. “We’re just friends.” I added with a smile.
“Oh cool, so I have a housewarming party this weekend, maybe you want to come by, Y/N? You can bring Calum too.”, Michael said and I saw Calum rolling his eyes in the back. He was so judging sometimes.