this is for you lex

Recurve (1/??)

So I’ve been meaning to write Sha-Lex, and I’ve been meaning to write something about modern superhero AUs. Here I go. Hoorah.

(also comes with a bonus playlist for this chapter! youtube link / playmoss link )

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Imagine Namjoon Taking Care of You After Surgery

Here you go, guys!! I hope you enjoy have a wonderful day!

-Admi Lex

Let’s get one thing clear, you hated surgeries. You hated basically entrusting your life to people who were virtually strangers. So it’s fair to say that you weren’t in the happiest of moods when after Namjoon drove you to the hospital with stomach pains or when your doctors had told you needed surgery to remove your appendix. Namjoon was currently trying to be your voice of reason.

“These are trained professionals. They know what they’re doing and they won’t let you die.”

“Says the man not going in the operating room tomorrow morning.” You replied pettily, you even threw in a pout, just to show how annoyed you were with the situation.

You were the type of person that hated to have any weakness or perceived weaknesses. So, it took a lot of you to be able to wake up Namjoon clutching your waist and told him that you were in a lot of pain. You two both got to the hospital really late and you had through a series of tests.

Finally, you were hopped up on pain meds and in a private room. Just when you were about to doze off from your exhaustion and the pain meds, you saw Namjoon get up and walked towards you.

“Hey, sleepy. Before you’re completely out, I want to let you know that I’m gonna head back to the house real quick and grab clothes, and any other things we might need.”  He was voice was gentle as not to really wake you up.

“Hmm, okay.” You really must have been tired because he hadn’t even stood up before you were out like a light again.

Your surgery was scheduled for the next morning and your belly was filled with the fluttering wings of butterflies, but not the good kind. Your only solace was the fact the Namjoon was there when you woke up in slight pain.

“Hey, glad you woke up. Your surgery is in two hours and the doctor should be here in any moment.” Namjoon kissed your forehead as you pouted.

Next thing you know, the doctor was briefing you on what was going to happen during and after your surgery.  Suddenly, nurses come in and prep you to go to the OR and during this whole process Namjoon is being sweet as can be. You couldn’t even be annoyed at all the nurses and doctors telling you what to do. Before you got carted away, Namjoon came over from his seat in the corner of the room and delicately kissed you on the forehead. For only your ears to hear, “I’ll be here, when you get back. Okay?”

“Okay.”

                                                                ~

“JOOonie, doooon’t kidnap me. It’s illegal! You’ll go to jail!!!” Namjoon was desperately trying to set you in the passenger seat without pulling on your stitches.

“C’mon, please work with me here… Easy… Okay, now sit back. There we go.”

Finally, after a solid 20 minutes of Namjoon trying to convince that he wasn’t kidnapping you, but actually trying to take you home. He quickly ran to the driver’s side before you could figure out how to unbuckle yourself.

Luckily for Namjoon, you had knocked out the second he started up the car. You were still so under the effects of the drugs that Namjoon had to carry you in. Waking up, you felt the urge to pee very badly. Swinging your legs over the side of the bed, you were about sit up when two hands landed on your shoulder preventing from you moving.

“Nuh uh, you are staying in the bed until I  can be sure your stitches are healed enough. I’ll be damned if you end up getting an infection. ”  He scolded as he pulled closer to him.

“But I have to pee and you have to go to work,” I said trying to pry his large hands off of me.

“I’ll help you to the bathroom, but I’m not going in until this afternoon, so you are stuck with me all day.

“Let me get that.”

“Bu-”

“Shh, don’t worry about it. If you need anything, just ask me.”

You were going insane. He wasn’t letting you do anything for yourself. It was sweet at first, now it is just kind of annoyance. It would be one thing if it was doctor’s orders for me not to move, but it’s not. I can do literally anything that I could before the surgery, I just have to be a little more careful. Luckily he was going to work now, where you would have time to breathe a little.

He hadn’t even been gone for two hours when you heard a ringing from another room. Your cellphone. Just the caller id, you saw Namjoon. You sighed and answered.

“Hey, sweetie.”

“Hey, how are you feeling? You don’t need anything, do you? Do you need me to pick up anything on my way ho-”

“Namjoon, I am okay. I know you are taking care of me and I love you so much for it. And don’t take this the wrong way, but stop babying me.” You let your frustration seep through your voice.

“… You’re right. It’s just I don’t like you in pain. I don’t like you recovering like this. I like you completely healthy.”

“…I do want you to pick up a pizza on the way home though.” You smiled and sat back down on the couch.

You heard him chuckle before he spoke, “Sure thing, baby. Love you.”

“Love you.”

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

rinse the blood off my space toga

“Can I see? Wait, there’s no shafts? it just.. grows in two colours?”
“Er. Not exactly.”
“The other humans’ plumage isn’t near this bright. Are you a born leader?”
“HAH. no.”
“It signifies caste, then? Or a mating display?!”
“Not even close. I went out and paid an artisan to apply a harsh chemical to rip out my natural colouration, then apply this artificial one.”
“That sounds.. unpleasant.”
“Yeah it burned like a <<dog?>>, my scalp was tender for days after.”
“If it doesn’t create any advantages, what’s the point?”
“Ah, it just looks <<rutting>> <<cold>>. What other reason do we need?”
“..humans are weird. .. .. .. do you think it would work on feathers?”

AMERICAN GODS SENTENCE STARTERS

episode one - the bone orchard. ( contains violence and nsfw themes )

  • ❝ no expertise can surmount a sea that does not wish you to reach shore. ❞
  • ❝ wind can be reasoned with. ❞
  • ❝ celebration was cut short. ❞
  • ❝ only good thing about being in prison is the relief. ❞
  • ❝ tomorrow can’t do anything today hasn’t already managed. ❞
  • ❝ this country went to hell when they stopped hanging folks. ❞
  • ❝ no gallows dirt, no gallows deals. ❞
  • ❝ you know, i’m not superstitious. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t believe in anything i can’t see. ❞
  • ❝ i feel like there’s a fuckin’ axe hanging over my head. i can’t see it, but i believe it. ❞
  • ❝ i can see it fine. ❞
  • ❝ prison has a way of trying to keep you in prison. ❞
  • ❝ i smell snow. ❞
  • ❝ i love you. something feels weird. ❞
  • ❝ i love you too. what feels weird? ❞
  • ❝ the air feels constipated, like if it’d just push out a storm, it’d be okay. ❞
  • ❝ a hundred twenty hours till you’re home. ❞
  • ❝ waiting for the sky to fall is gonna cause more bother than the sky actually falling. which it isn’t. ❞
  • ❝ do not piss off those bitches in airports. ❞
  • ❝ i guess this must be your lucky day, huh ?
  • ❝ you nervous ?
  • ❝ just sit back and be a bird. ❞
  • ❝ i offer you the worm from my beak and you look at me like i fucked your mom
  • ❝ you’re just the first person i’ve met who isn’t an asshole. ❞
  • ❝ give me time. ❞
  • ❝ what would you have done, my boy
  • ❝ seems like a firm decision made for good reasons, i can respect that. ❞
  • ❝ you lost something vital in there, and not just time. ❞
  • ❝ what might i call you, if i were so inclined
  • ❝ always good to meet a fellow traveler. ❞
  • ❝ i usually end up getting what i want. on average, over time. ❞
  • ❝ it’s all about getting people to believe in you. it’s not their cash, it’s their faith. ❞
  • ❝ now, what’s keeping us aloft ? faith ? or newton ?
  • ❝ don’t rush into this, take your time. ❞
  • ❝ there’s always work for a big guy who’s smart enough to know he’s better off letting people think he’s dumb. ❞
  • ❝ by the end of your tenure, you could be the next king of america. ❞
  • ❝ a man gets out of prison, he should be focused above all on not going back. ❞
  • ❝ believe. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t think i have the talent for it. ❞
  • ❝ you … like me
  • ❝ i’m not what i once was. ❞
  • ❝ you’re perfect. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t know what i’m doing. ❞
  • ❝ what man does ?
  • ❝ do something for me. worship me. ❞
  • ❝ worship me. pray to me like i’m your god. your goddess. ❞
  • ❝ you feel so good. i could keep fucking you forever. ❞
  • ❝ say my name. ❞
  • ❝ beloved, i worship your breasts and your eyes and your cunt. and i worship your thighs and your eyes and your cherry red lips. ❞
  • ❝ i am yours, my beloved. ❞
  • ❝ go on, let go ! give me everything !
  • ❝ i love you. ❞
  • ❝ not that rushing into things can’t be a good thing … ❞
  • ❝ sex rushed into tends to work out best for all involved. ❞
  • ❝ okay, i’ve said ‘fuck off’ politely as many ways as i’m gonna. now i’m fixing to be direct. ❞
  • ❝ what the fuck do you know about [ ] ?
  • ❝ more than you, it seems. ❞
  • ❝ i’m not gonna work for anyone who’s got worse luck than me. ❞
  • ❝ call it. ❞
  • ❝ rigged games are the easiest to beat. ❞
  • ❝ you’re a little creepy, and you’re forward, and familiar, and i don’t like it. i don’t like you. ❞
  • ❝ who’re you ?
  • ❝ i’m a leprechaun. ❞
  • ❝ we don’t come from moscow, russia. or moscow, idaho, for that matter. ❞
  • ❝ no details. ❞
  • ❝ devil’s in the details. ❞
  • ❝ do you know who he is ? who he really is
  • ❝ he’s hustling you. he’s a hustler. ❞
  • ❝ damn right. i’m a hustler, swindler, cheater, and liar. it’s why i need assistance. ❞
  • ❝ name your price. ❞
  • ❝ how’d you do it ?
  • ❝ with panache. ❞
  • ❝ simplest trick in the world. ❞
  • ❝ i’ll fight you for it. ❞
  • ❝ win or lose, and you will lose, it’s yours if you fight me. ❞
  • ❝ can you feel the joy rising in your veins like the sap in the springtime ?
  • ❝ i wanted to be a part of your history. ❞
  • ❝ it’s just anger ––– makes you feel like you can change the outcome. ❞
  • [] had the nerve to ask me what i wanted him to do with it. i told him leave it where it found it. ❞
  • ❝ target would be more interesting than here. ❞
  • ❝ if there isn’t some kinda life after death, i’m gonna be so fuckin’ pissed. ❞
  • ❝ there is no closure from the dead. ❞
  • ❝ i’m sorry for your loss, [] , i really am. anyone tell you that yet ? anyone even hug you ?
  • ❝ hear me out, this is a good one. lex talionis. an eye for an eye. a blowjob for a blowjob. ❞
  • ❝ jesus, who knew i could be so angry ?! 
  • ❝ i am trying to get my dignity back here
  • ❝ don’t fuck with me, [
  • ❝ what’s he doing here ? what’s the plan ? what’s the game plan, man ? ❞
  • ❝ how auspicious, you must be special. ❞
  • [ ] is history. forgotten and … old. ❞
  • ❝ we have reprogrammed reality. language is a virus. religion, an operating system, and prayers are just so much fucking spam. ❞
  • ❝ the dominant fucking paradigm, [] , that is the only important thing. ❞
  • ❝ by the way, i was sorry to hear about your wife/husband. tough break. ❞
  • ❝ so, i will ask again: what is it [ ] is up to ? ❞
  • ❝ you saying you don’t know ? … would you tell me even if you did ?

I commissioned @oftlop​ to do this beautiful picture to go with a little missing makeout I wrote! Isn’t it radiant? ugh i can’t get over it. SO AMAZING. 


“You’d think the rebellion would send their stars not the weakest player,” Jyn muttered under her breath.

Cassian’s fist clenched in time with his jaw and his whole body felt tight. That wouldn’t normally be a problem, he was more skilled than this. 

And yet, that was the whole issue.

“I am the best the Alliance has to offer, it’s you that’s the problem,” he snapped.

“Excuse me?” Jyn asked, incredulous.

“Intelligence officers don’t generally brag, but the Captain is correct, he is the best, by the numbers, if you take into account-” Kay-Tu started but both Jyn and Cassian shushed him.

“I should have left you on Jedha.”

“To die?”

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Damian Wayne problem 2,445: SuperBat fan fiction is the most popular pairing in the universe and has been since before you were born. You hadn’t even met the new Superboy and there was already slash fiction about the two of you. You want to blame Drake for this, but know it’s your father’s fault.