this is for you jacky bb

As much as I hate to say it… because I do love me a good showmance and a hot guy to look at… BB casting HAS TO STOP THIS.

If you put more than 2 20-something alpha male types into the house, they are going to eventually form an all male alliance, and attack the girls in pack form. The casting has become far too young. If they actually want a season worth watching, with actual power struggles, they need to stop setting up love island, and start putting in actual players. I guarantee they will still get plenty of flirting and showmance action, because it’s a tactic (WILL AND JANELLE WERE THE BEST THING EVER), but the show won’t crumble, because the women won’t be in there to find loooove.

Or just give me all stars. Like seasons 2-18, ALL STARS. Let’s go back to the beginning please.

BB tumblr fandom is like
  • Jace goes home: This season is amazing!
  • Da' goes home: This season is cancelled!
  • Jeff goes home: This season is iconic!
  • Audrey goes home: This season is cancelled!
  • Vanessa considers backdooring Austin: This season is so iconic!
  • She doesn't and Jason goes: This season is FUCKING cancelled!!!!!
  • James wins HoH and puts up Clelli: THIS SEASON IS I!C!O!N!I!C!
  • Van flips the votes to evict Shelli: Van is iconic but this season is cancelled!!!!
  • Jackie goes home: CANCELLED!!!
  • Becky goes home: CANCELLED!!!!!!
  • Shelli Jackie Becky appear on the TV screen for buyback: IÇØNIÇ
  • Competition seems rigged: Wow, I knew they'd do this....wow.
  • Competition wasn't rigged: *silence*
  • Meg and James nom'd: CANCELED
  • James wins veto: THIS SEASON IS BACK JAMES IS KING.
  • Julia nominated: YASSSSSS ICONIC
  • Meg and James both go home: !!!!!!!!!!!!CANCELLED!!!!
  • Steve wins HoH and is going to put up Austwins: .....okay I'm listening
The Signs as Times you Got Pissed off the Most During BB17

Aries- when Liz and Austin got back together

Taurus- when Vanessa put Jason on the block instead of her original plan, Austin

Gemini- when Liz won the DE HOH

Cancer- when Austin asked Liz to be his girlfriend even though he had a girlfriend at home

Leo- Liz throwing Meg’s belongings everywhere during the Hide and Go Veto

Virgo- Not having a strong female win the Buyback

Libra- the HGs voting out Meg instead of Julia

Scorpio- Meg and James being evicted back to back

Sagittarius- when nothing happened between Becky and John :/

Capricorn- you basically get pissed off at every single thing in the show

Aquarius- when Jackie and Becky were evicted back to back

Pisces- when BB Takeover never happened so the show got boring

If James/Meg/Jackie/John become a power alliance and continue on this path they could become ICONIC

we haven’t had an iconic alliance in a long time.

WE NEED THIS.

BB GODS, ARE YOU LISTENING? DON’T FUCK THIS UP FOR US.

I want a rtv show where I can have a BB vs Survivor battle with:

Sarah/Brittnee/Sindy/Naeha

Vanessa/Jackie/Audrey/(Da’Vonne or Shelli)

(trying to find a pic of these 4 together was… an experience lol / hi there Mel)

edit: (FAIL @ ME THINKING OF SHELLI WHEN I MEANT DA’VONNE AND VICE VERSA SOMEONE SHOOT ME PLEASE I CANT PICK JUST 4 LET THEM 5 BE IN IT)

Cirie/Parvati/Amanda/Natalie

Kelley/Ciera/Abi/Kass

Then I can die in peace.

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I thought there was an appalling lack of appreciation for my main baes. Let me just bask in their glory as long as I can before Jason probably gets sent home on eviction night. (I don’t own the pictures but I made the collages on PicCollage. Please like/reblog if you like/use them, thanks!)