THE SIGNS AS THE PEOPLE I KNOW (that have that sign)
Aries: Zachary// loud, not that much eye contact, smiles a lot and laughs 24/7, doesn’t stop fighting, says your name in their sentence a lot when arguing/fighting/talking, loves sports, wears a lot of red and jerseys, has a pencil AND an eraser with them bc he likes to take the eraser off his pencil lol
Aries: Kryll// laughs a lot, low-key competitive, doesn’t like to be embarrassed, likes to keep everyone happy, anger = ??? with her, wrong answer = help or sass from her, really sweet and warm, average height, likes rapping their fingers really quietly on their desk
Taurus: Nathan// fit, really nice eyes (hazel), tallish, wears a lot of sports stuff (Champion), likes being right, nice eyebrows, funny, smiles at everything and when he laughs his face gets all red and it’s just really funny to me, admits things
Taurus: Melissa// curvier than you, really sweet, shares their music with you, interested in almost everything, cheeks that have “invisible dimples”(almost there but kinda hidden), their laugh is really loud, can be a bit invading, loud and quiet at the same time, food = their life, is sisters with my scorp best fren
Gemini: Ethan// my best friend and he’s into music and photography, never lets me down and is always there for me, took me a few months to gain his full trust, the one i go to when i’m bored or need to talk to, protective of his younger brother, can be a bit scary when angry, fit, really touchy
Gemini: Nicole// i thought she was a bitch at first, but she’S THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ONE, really nice and v pretty, cheekbones that are visible, nice personality, likes to make people laugh and includes everyone, idgaf attitude, smart, likes fashion, looks like she puts really gr8 effort in shit while she’s just trying to get by in life
Cancer: James// won’t talk to me because I called him things (I’m screaming cause he still talks to me but keeps saying “no, nope” every time I yell his name in the hall lmao), funny, does things for you even when they say no, social, likes smiling a lot, a centimeter taller than me, likes getting shit right, talks with everyone casually and easily
Cancer: Carly// nice af, tall af, skinny af (she a swimmer), talkative af, pretty, nice, likes laughing and is friends with everyone, fam = #1, looks like a bitch, isn’t at all, has their shit together, when angry, she doesn’t blame herself or you, she blames whatever made her angry, helps you with everything
Leo: Shady// tall guy, annoying to me, can be a bit intense when he’s angry, says fight me and means it to some people, will fight you (if he doesn’t like you), sometimes takes other people’s opinions/advice personally, thinks he’s superior to other people, sometimes dgaf, can have RBF when he’s really bored, many friends but talks behind their backs at times lmao
Leo: Kendall// funniest and sassiest person you’ll ever meet, really fit, really pretty but doesn’t think so (she is i swear), has the nicest skin, will fight anyone for you and if they piss them off, there for you, really nice but looks like a fighter more than a lover though she’s both, says what’s on their mind often, when she rolls her eyes it’s really funny because it happens when she detects bullshit or is near a person that she doesn’t like, always on your side
Virgo: Lauren and Jessie// fraternal twins, really nice people, one of them dresses really fashionably while the other is all Nike and Champion, they have each others’ backs and like making people feel comfortable around them. Lauren is more perfectionist while Jessie is more laid-back. Lost your pencil? Jessie will lend you one, but Lauren will probably give you a mechanical one and let you keep it. Jessie and Lauren are equally chill af, but if you hurt one sister, the other will rip you to pieces.
Virgo: Jonah// can be really sweet at times then really rood, we call him marshmallow head cause his hair is powder blond, he’s kinda short-ish, blue eyes, is really smart and likes showing off his skills and doesn’t admit it when he does, best friends with all his teachers, has random moments when he looks up and looks like those seductive male models lol
Libra: Frankie// tall af, broke up with my aqua best fren bc he confessed to wanting to cheat on her (but he didn’t he just told her he did and then after they did he cheated…flippin libras), nice smile, laughs really hard, and one time he fell off his chair from laughing too hard, can be really mean to people he doesn’t like, a bit smart, but sometimes his flippin’ ego can take the reins
Libra: Safa// nice person, gave me so many mechanical pencils to “borrow” and let me keep them, the only person close to having thicker eyebrows than me (angry eyebrow team..tho she dont have angry ones lol), resting nice face, ~charismatic~, smart x100, doesn’t judge you at all, a good friend to have
Scorpio: Will// all Scorpios are so nice aihogkawghslkdgjasd, Will’s the most nicest person in the school, charismatic af, tall, likes being right, has gr9 manners, known him since 2nd grade, dresses modestly (vineyard vines or just a tshirt and shorts tbh), doesn’t like being mean, polite, v v polite, likes including people in stuff, great person, just a really really great person
Scorpio: Mandy// my scorpihoe, i’ve known her since 3rd grade, flirts with everyone (same i’m guilty), she trusts me with everything (;)), has a thing for this janitor (i give him a 4/10) she says he’s Sam and Gabriel’s lovechild (he is tbh), made me find out all the teachers’ zodiac signs and Mr. M (who’s my Libro) helped me and the janitor is a Taurus, hits on teachers, has things for a lot of people, lotta friends, gave hell to everyone i hate, polite, tall affff
Sagittarius: Nick// my other best fren, sassy af, has a nice voice that can be drag queen or seducing (;)), cheekbones 4 daysssss, angry eyebrows, short bean but still intimidating, cute af, there for you, will sass anyone to death, doesn’t like sad things, will stand up for anyone, has a philosophy on anything and is willing to debate to death with everyone including me (tho i usually win ;))
Sagittarius: Jackie// another one of my best frens, average height bb, pennyboards while i skate, loves Meghan Trainor and Bethany Mota and baking, RBF but really optimistic and jumpy and fun, love her to death, will do anything for you, confidence i admire, does anything with me, loves adventure and travelling, rreaallly long eyelashes, cute smile, wide eyes and really wide pupils when they’re looking at someone they like (platonically or romantically) will cut a bitch if they gotta, there for you all the time, has your back, i just love her a lot <3
Capricorn: Tyler// was really annoying to me and Jackie last year bc he just was, ocean eyes, says “bruh” a lot, got chiller once we got to know him, has a little brother, a bit pudgy and tall, popular now (he still chill), i think he has his shit together, doesn’t like obeying (same tho), and likes doing his own work and making friends
Capricorn: Bella// people liked her a lot when she went to our school, chill x1000, she dont gaf about anything, loves her friends, no drama for her, funny af, acts like a Sag at times, can be competitive at times, finishes their shit on time, has a bullshit meter, rbf but mosly rnf
Aquarius: Jordan// another one of my best frens, funny af, tall, likes laughing a lot, and his laugh is hilarious, makes jokes all the time with me, loves dank memes (same), can be chill at times, wears sandals (#why), when he runs in the halls he turns into Naruto (with the arms), likes to roast himself, rbf, there for you, makes his crush really obvi (she a cap and she really chill and shes one of our frens lmao)
Aquarius: Jazmine// confused lil shit, tall, used to date Frankie, wants to have her shit together but doesn’t, i thought she was a bitch, but literally we’re the same person, sometimes moans in the locker room and people can hear her, her Leo best friend bought her Gucci perfume but she allows everyone to use it, doesnt’t gaf, chill, popular, got your back
Pisces: Nicky// my “son”, is dating this Libra or Scorpio (my daughter-in-law now), wide eyes everywhere, an inch taller than me, soft skin, rbf at times, when he’s angry, he can explode (it happened once in class), doesn’t like being angry, wants to get by in life, can be a bit sensitive, likes jokes a lot
Pisces: Elle// i guess we’re best frens still lol, wide eyessss, soft skin, shorty, smart, gives me answers to homework if i don’t understand it, likes to help people, trust me with her deepest secrets, chill af, doesn’t curse at all, doesn’t like hatespeople who copy her, cat ears 24/7 (she let me wear them once and she never lets anyone else touch them i’m v special ;)), lil cutie, understands
jackie is playing one of the smartest games right now laying low and gathering as much information as possible so that when you win head of household and make intelligent decisions is brilliant just because she isn’t talking doesn’t mean she has no fucking idea what she’s doing
Me during pre-season/before BB Takeover:
Ugh! Who are these nobodies from The Amazing Race? Who even watches that show anymore? The houseguests won't even know who they are, much less the fans! Bring back a fan favorite houseguest!! What a flop twist if you ask me!!
jackiesus invincibarra died for our sins amen
“So, I’ll call you later?” I smirked at the beautiful stranger.
“Yeah, I hope so.” She kindly smiled back. As she was about to walk away I gently tugged her arm.
“Wait, I never got your name.” She bit her lip and smirked.
Without saying a word, she left. As she walked away she turned around and quickly winked at me.
Damn, she’s something else. But I’m digging it.
I grinned at myself and walked back to my car.
My mind drifted off to her the entire fucking time. Just imagine those beautiful hands tugging on my hair while her legs are around my shoulders,- wait, I don’t even know her name.
I shook my head and quickly turned on some music to get my mind off her.
“I’m thinkin’ how she rides on it, if she sits on it, if she licks on it make it hard for me to stand up as time goes by, attractions getting deeper and wet dreaming thinkin’ that I’m smashin’ but I’m sleepin'”
I didn’t even notice there was already music on… But now I hear those fucking lyrics.
“no, I ain’t tryna flex, no ceilings you can see who’s in it if we’re talking about sex, girl, you know that I invented that and I’m onto the next, that’s unless you bring a friend who with it”
“I usually love sleeping all alone this time around bring your friend with you but we ain’t really going to sleep at all”
This is a reality check for delusional Goblins stans who believe that production is why the Goblins have all been picked off.
Jason should’ve campaigned harder. He slept all week.
JJM should’ve voted to evict Vanessa, pull Shelli/John in rather than rejecting them because it’s “too late in the game.”
Jackie got a raw deal, but the reason she was put up with Meg is because JJM didn’t put enough effort into forming relationships with Steve and John. John might’ve used the veto on one of them if they hadn’t rejected him when he said he needed a team. They had to face the consequences of their piss poor treatment of those two. They actually thought they could run the house themselves, even though they were only three people.
Becky should never have nominated Shelli in the first place. I completely understand what she was trying to accomplish, by letting Vanessa think that she was sticking to the deal they all made. But Shelli is a house target and you don’t want your target sitting next to another major target if you don’t want votes to flip on you. I commend her though because she owned up to this mistake and fought her hardest.
J/M STILL decided to trust the wrong people by linking up with Austin and the twins. I totally respect their social game and it definitely kept them safe for two weeks. BUT they did not need to be running every game decision they made by Austwins.
Also Meg just has the worst perception of game ever out of anyone. Everything she says is the exact opposite of what’s actually happening and that’s one of the biggest reasons why her “peeps” keep going home.
I understand rooting for the goblins because I have done it every single week. Meg and James are adorable, Jackie was my freaking queen and Becky is everything I’ve ever wanted in a female game player.
But they continue to mess their own game up. Of course I want them to survive every week, but I’m not delusional to think they didn’t do it to themselves. Everyone acts like it’s John/Production’s fault??
I’m sorry but you are all so sincerely wrong about John’s game being bad. “He throws comps, he’s so dumb, he wants to go after Meg, he cried over clelli, he’s overrated because he’s a semi-attractive white guy.” Have any of you actually watched old school BB??? His game IS MADE of old school BB.
He laid low all season and volunteering to be a pawn, risky as fuck. But it built trust between him and Clelli. He was protected as fuck by those two and that’s exactly why he was distraught over them leaving. He also hit the hammer right on the head with Vanessa. He knew before ANYONE that Vanessa was the puppet master this season and he’s actually the one who blew her game up. If he hadn’t told Becky everything, who spread it to the rest of the house, that target that’s on her back every week wouldn’t be there. When all of his allies were gone, he really began to play. He latched onto Steve and tried to create alliances. Yes, he failed. His social game wasn’t as good as Meg/James, so Austwins were more loyal to them. But he campaigned up until 4:30pm on the day of eviction and he presented probably one of the greatest campaigns I ever heard. It would’ve worked in old BB, but because new BB play scared and don’t go against alliances and majority, it didn’t. But it was a very valiant effort. He got evicted like a boss, then EARNED his way back in. And now he’s working with Vanessa because “if you can’t beat em, join em” and he still has Steve. He out-social gamed Meg/James with the Austwins and now they want to keep him safe until those two are gone. But he has a fighting chance now. I don’t see him winning, and I don’t think he’s a mastermind of any sorts. But he played a risky game, it worked for him for a very long time, he is STILL hiding the fact that he’s a super fan and he has everyone convinced that he’s dumb and good “final 2″ material to win against. Meg is his only threat to that, and that’s why he wants to target her. She’s the “pretty pawn” as Da’Vonne said, and you will go home next to her. Meg is actually a perfect target and I’ve been saying that since Victoria last season. You do not want someone who is a competition dud with a good social game dragged to final 6. It’s bad.
Ultimately I hope James wins that veto this week because I would hate to lose him. But please, stop with the delusions.
I thought there was an appalling lack of appreciation for my main baes. Let me just bask in their glory as long as I can before Jason probably gets sent home on eviction night. (I don’t own the pictures but I made the collages on PicCollage. Please like/reblog if you like/use them, thanks!)