this is for ray

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#straight people? at the nine-nine? #it’s less likely than you think

bonus:

okay but can we at least appreciate Cheritz allowing us to act like sensible human beings and do the proper thing of not letting ourselves get blindly kidnapped by a cult?

bad end? what bad end cheritz? have you never heard of stranger danger??

Bonus relatable MC:

she just singlehandedly disbanded a cult but all she cares about is food

Bill- Go. I’m the one who got you all into this. I’m s-s-sorry.. go!

Bev- Guys, we can’t.

Richie- I told you Bill. I fucking told you. I don’t wanna die. It’s your fault. You punched me in the face, you made me walk through shitty water, you brought me to a fucking crackhead house, and now… I’m gonna have to kill this fucking clown. WELCOME TO THE LOSERS CLUB ASSHOLE!

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[Another Story - Day 1] Based on afternoon call from ‘Ray’

Hello Mr. Ray I don’t recall you were this smooth previously I just can’t help but draw the conversation //////////////////////// Seems early but I’ve fallen for this guy already :)))) I’m sorry V and Jumin but I’m gonna share my love equally :)))

favorite quotes from “IT” 2017

-“what is it, Greta? am I a slut, or a little shit?”

-“look at this mother fucker! he’s leaking hamburger helper!”

-“he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts”

-“is she hot?” “… no, Richie! she’s not hot!”

-“is this not real enough for you, Billy? am I not real enough for you?!”

-“ROCK WARRRRRR!!!!!!!”

-“it’s basically… piss and shit, so, I’m just telling you!”

-“‘please don’t go, girl!’”

-“I’m glad I got to meet you before you died”

-“no!! do not fucking toucH ME!”

-“hey why don’t you shut the fuck up Einstein”

-“walking into this house, for me, is easier than walking into my own”

-“oh gosh! oh geez!”

-“I heard the list was as long as my wang” “that’s not saying much”

-“where’s my shoe?”

-“did you want one from me, too, Mrs. Kaspbrak?”

-“they’re gazebos! they’re bullshit!”

-“eggboy”

-“hang tough, new kid on the block”

-“do you even know what a staph infection is?!” “I’ll show you a staph infection!”

-“do you think this will help me, Eds?”

-“hiya, Georgie!”

-“wHAT THE FUCK

-“…fear…”