this is for my me pg btw

literally i’ll draw anything for just 6 dollars!
of course keep it pg- but rn all i’m looking for is 6 people to comission me for 6 dollars and i will make up my goal! thats all ;;

The castle is in serious need of repair after a particularly bad battle and the paladins are stuck on a luckily peaceful and welcoming planet for several months. Having warded off the galra trying to attack their planet, the inhabitants are so happy that they throw the paladins a huge parade (lance is so excited he might shed more than a few happy tears).

Allura is slightly concerned that they don’t have the parts they need for their ship repairs nor do they have the money (or correct currency) to purchase them. During the parade, she sees how enamored the citizens are with the paladins and gets An Idea™.

  • Within a few weeks, Allura is running a full-blown merch business. 
  • The planet has some version of the internet and Pidge puts together a webstore. Sales go crazy.
  • They make shitty felt fake paladin armor and plastic bayards.
    • Shiro is forced to model all of it.
    • At first, it weirds them the fuck out when they head into the city and little aliens come running up to them in paladin costumes.
    • They have contests to see who is the most popular paladin by counting how many kids wear their armor.
      • Hunk wins. Hunk always wins.
      • And Lance sulks for two days afterwards.
    • One time Hunk saw a little boy cooking with his mom in yellow armor and he just c r i e s
  • Little paladin action figures that say phrases when you push a button on them.
    • Shiro’s is “Paladins, form Voltron!” and the rest of the paladins didn’t realize the involuntary reactions they had developed in response to that phrase until a little kid pushes Shiro-toy’s button in public. Lance turned so fast he swears he got whiplash.
    • When you push Keith’s it’s just a lot of angry yelling.
    • Allura trying to record for the toys: “Pidge can you PLEASE keep this pg” “I think the fuck not.”
  • Little alien kids just beating the shit out of each other with their fake bayards. 
    • Lance tries to join in but “WOOOAAHHH buddy you have a actual gun Not Plastic can you please think through something for once in your life goddammit Lance.”
    • Keith has a secret soft spot for kids and everyone watches dumbfounded as he teaches excited little aliens basic sword fighting maneuvers and spars them with plastic swords.
  • “WHOEVER REPLACED MY BAYARD WITH A PLASTIC ONE AGAIN

btw crystalfishbowl helped me create these

FICS FOR STEREK’S VALENTINE’S DAY FIC REC

As it’s coming up to Valentine’s day I thought I would put a rec together of all my favourite Valentine’s themed fics!

Hope you enjoy, and remember as always, make sure you check rating, tags and warnings on all fics!


Always (1/1 | 1,066 | Not Rated)

Derek’s in love with Stiles but thinks he’s about to lose him. Stiles was never going to let Derek go in the first place. Fluff ensues.

Sometimes love is an obligation to your grandmother (1/1 | 6,982 | Rated M)

Dearest Derek,

Welcome to your 21st year! As per the wonderful tradition of the house of Hale, you will be attending some of the best places to be single that Beacon Hills has to offer today. First, it’s to the Coffee Shop on Main where you will get two lemon zest chocolate chip muffins. Listen to me very carefully, I’m going to ease you into the way this works. Buy two muffins, but you’re only going to eat one. Find someone cute to give the second one to…

The letter went on, but Derek was staring at it in horror, unable to process how terrible that sounded in just the first paragraph. Today was going to suck.

*

Or: Derek’s grandmother relishes setting her single grandchildren up on Valentine’s Day. Only, less ‘setting up’ and more ‘forcing them to run a singles-only scavenger hunt where the prize is love or at least sex’.

Derek never wins. Derek never WANTS TO win.

Kiss Me Under the Light of a Thousand Stars (1/1 | 5,631 | Not Rated)

“It was a true love spell,” he admits quietly. “It was supposed to help me find my true love. And apparently I suck at magic as much as I suck at dating because I screwed this up too.”

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In which Stiles’ Valentine’s Day love spell goes very wrong.

Or perhaps very right.

Valentine’s strike (2/2 | 6,015 | PG-13)

Stiles hates Valentines Day. It was the bane of his existance. But he’s home for the 'holiday’ and has nothing to do since everyone he knows is busy. Except Derek, Derek is the only one alone as him.

Or

The five times Derek and Stiles date by accident and the one time one of them actually ask.

Thank Jackson for me (1/1 | 3,187 | PG-13)

Derek keeps asking the wrong kind of questions.

Hot for Teacher(’s Aide) (1/1 | 8,050 | PG-13)

“He invited you to his apartment.”

“To do a lesson plan.”

“Yeah and to probably lesson your plan while you’re there,” Scott said, waggling his eyebrows.

“That made no sense, but you still managed to make it sound dirty,” Stiles said. “I’m impressed.”

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anonymous asked:

im not sure how i found your blog but it is now my favorite, all this jikook content is saving my life i feel so blessed 🙏 if you don't mind me asking, what are your favorite jikook moments?

Awww…your making me blush you cute anon, staph it!!

Originally posted by jungkookfortunekookies

But nice to hear that you like my weird trashy blog, feel free to stay as long as you like fam ;)But back to your ask on my favourite Kookmin/Jikook moments?…dear god I’m having so many war flashbacks right now of all the Jikook moments that those dorks have blessed and also made us suffer with. Where do I even begin?!?! Guess I have to try so you can watch me go and fail to make an essay on the couple that reduced me into a mess of tears. But before I start I have to say to everyone else who might read this, that these are only my personal observations and opinions on the dynamics of these two so if you don’t like it or don’t agree with me then please do not read. :)

So anyway first I have to start with the legendary Jikook V-Live… they high key just flirted through the whole thing, the minute Jungkook came running in with his unfinished lunch at his hands. After that they just stared deeply into each others eyes,  forgot the meaning of personal space and said things like…


Yeah they said things like that, I kid you not and also did you hear the sounds of me suffering jungkook?! Because thats what I was legit doing while bearing witness to this V Live! And his voice lowered a couple of noches when he said it and then the tension dropped harder than my sanity after that. Dear god Jungkook has no chill. Please go watch it if you have not, it’s art. Now to the next thing the back hugs. Jikook being the legendary back hug couple I just have to share with you a couple of those moments. Like this when…

Originally posted by gayjikookadi

…they where taking a group photo and Jungkook? Well he seemed to just straight up ignore that, deciding to focus on hugging Jimin instead. He even closed his eyes while doing it!! I repeat he closed his eyes!! It felt like I was intriguing on something since Jungkook looked so at peace like as if Jimin was his safe haven in the middle of all that noice and flashing lights…And yes I cried when I saw it, how could I have not. And now onto this…

Originally posted by jungkookflirting

….Back hug which happened somewhere after Namjoon and Jimin had their little wedding moment during a fanmeet. Not saying that there is a connection, but also not saying that there isn’t one. So as on cue let us move on to the legendary topic of Jeonlous. It being one of my greatest aesthetics I just have to include it in this. I mean Nochu has so many notp’s these days that, I firmly believe them to be the sole reason why he probably lives in the gym like his life depends on it. Like the wise satellite-jeon once said Nochu is out there lifting to win.  

Here are some great examples of the struggles of Jeonlous…

Jungkook: *sees JoonMin standing close to each other* Gotta go and separate that shit. If I could have a dollar every time Jungkook went between these two I’d be swimming in money…aaand onto the next one.

Now this had me weak I mean Jungkook just straight up pushed J-Hope away from Jimin while trying to gain Jimins attention. He also did the same thing to Jin in one of the latest V live’s, when he tried to just look over Jimin shoulder and Jungkook was like nope. This boi is struggling to keep his chill.

I have so many many more Jeonlous moments like these but this will become way too long if I try to add them all in. But what I will have to add in is him doing that tongue thing he does when ever Jimin is concerned. Because he does it so often that it can’t be coincidental anymore. I mean once is accident, twice is coincidence but three times is pattern.

Originally posted by satellite-jeon

I have a whole folder full of him doing that, and if you ask why I have it…well its for science okay….*sweats nervously*. Let’s move onto the last and my most favourite moments…them trying their best to make each other laugh or smile. And I don’t think these moments even need an explanation on why they are so precious to me, because they pretty much explain themselves.

Now there are many more moments that I would like to talk about, but as i said before this will become way too long and also I need to go to sleep since it’s 04:46 am where I’m at. Meaning that this would start going downhill and fast from here if I continued and I want to keep this pg. level while my brain still allows it :D Hope that this very, very bad and messy answer in someways met your standards anon and thank you again for sending me that ask!

Btw since some of the gifs are from my save folder, because for the life of it Tumblr would not find me the ones I needed so please tell me if you know the names of the ones who made those gifs so I can credit them properly :)

a-shippers-tale  asked:

I absolutely love all of your edits from the edit challenge you're doing, they're Gorgeous and just #simgoals. I was wondering wcif the house that's on day 1 Bright? Was it made just for the challenge or did you download it from the gallery? (I stalked your pg btw and downloaded all your sims but saw it wasn't there. If you can't find it that's fine but I would LOVE to have it in my game! Thank you for all you do! Xoxo!

thank you so much you’re so sweet!! i’m in love with the house but isn’t by me - i’ve got the link for it right here :-)

- ̗̀ lilac manor  ̖́- 

That moment when Yurio was waiting for Otabek in the airport and Viktor somehow managed to steal a candid and send it to the incoming boyfriend. Yura was so pretty Beka had to post it online… LOL


I got the raw photos too. LOL

Someone please stop me from making these edits… 

Yuri’s hair btw is inspired by Nils Kiuper. 😍😍😍
Game Over;

Originally posted by magiccastles

Summary: Your mission is to kill Im Jaebum and the only way to do that is to make him fall for you 

Disclaimer: All the things that are mentioned in this are words of fiction aka it’s not real. I’ve literally just made this up and as always credits to @magiccastles for the gif

Member: Jaebum from GOT7 x black female reader

Rating: PG - mentions of blood & death

Words: 1692

Note: this is gonna be part 2 bc i can tell it’s gonna be super long & feedback is appreciated btw, feel free to gas me up & thnks to @byleo for the beta of this chapter

  chapter one:

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hickeys

Originally posted by julietamorlupi

Requested: can you do one about nick giving you hickies? btw I love your writing 💗

word count: 491

Rating: PG 13+

Remember my requests are always opened and feel free to ask me any questions about me or Nick! :)))

Do we have to go out tonight" You felt his soft lips pressing against your neck as you tied up your necklace Nick had gotten you for your birthday. “How about we stay home and have a little fun” He laughed the vibration weird against your neck.

“No we agreed to go out now get dressed” You said making sure he removed his lips before he could start a hickey on your neck.

“Babe, I don’t want to go out” He crossed his arm as he whined as if he was a toddler who didn’t get the toy he wanted. 

“Two hours please?” You sighed not wanting to give into him and his childish ways. Quickly he nodded before grabbing a clean shirt before announcing it was time to leave. “So now you want to go?” You giggled at your cheeky boyfriend.

“Let’s just go, we’ll be back in two hours” He winked before hopping into his side of the car. As you both buckled up your seatbelts you couldn’t help but admire his beautiful face and the way his face lit up as the radio played his favourite song.

After 10 minutes of driving you arrived at the restaurant you were meeting your parents at. “Can’t wait to get you home” He whispered in your ear as he grabbed your hand helping you out of your seat.

“Nicolas” You scolded as you found your parents sitting at a table waving at the two of you.

“Nick, y/n how are you both” Your Mum asked as she kissed your cheeks before greeting Nick properly.

“We’re good” You smiled as you gave your Dad a hug.

“Has he been treating you okay” Your father whispered in your ear.

“He’s been lovely” You smiled at your boyfriend who was grabbing the chair out for you.

As you waited for the meals you had just ordered you felt Nick’s hand rest against your knee. “What are you doing?” You whispered before looking at your Mum nodding at what she was saying.

You pushed Nick’s hand off your knee before it could get any higher. “Guys dinner is here” You mum announced before the conversation ended and everyone started eating.


As you and Nick arrived home after having dinner with your parents Nick was looking a bit horny. “Okay hickey time” He smirked before attaching his lips to your neck sucking hard before a loud moan left your mouth.

It only took Nick a few seconds to find your sweet spot as he had left hickeys on your neck multiple times.

After a few minutes of nick leaving multiple hickeys he pulled away. “What are you doing?” You asked confused.

“We’ve had our fun, now cuddle me baby girl” He teased before hopping into bed.

“I’m good with that” You told Nick before getting into bed with him not caring in this moment that you hadn’t changed. Although you knew when you woke up that you’d regret not changing.

“Goodnight” You and Nick both said before drifting off into a peaceful sleep.

v.e. schwab appreciation post

okay okay a lot of people are talking about reading vicious but I love all of v.e./victoria schwab’s ( @veschwab ) books so here is an appreciation post!!

THE ARCHIVED and THE UNBOUND is about dead people who become echoes and escape (Histories) and the main character Mackenzie is a Keeper who has to hunt down the Histories that escape and her love interest Wesley is one of my favorite characters ever tbh and!! the second book is a Private School Book I love private school books please just read it I can’t verbalize all of the things I love about this series w/o spoiling it tbh just trust me

A DARKER SHADE OF MAGIC, A GATHERING OF SHADOWS, and A CONJURING OF LIGHT (these are such beautiful titles tbh :’)) ) is set in worlds filled w/ MAGIC and one of the main characters Kell is an Antari which is like the Most Powerful Magician™ (there’s only two in the four worlds) speaking of four worlds, there are four worlds (Red London, White London, Gray London [our world], and Black London) and as an Antari, Kell is one of the few who can travel between worlds and he gets pulled into this whole plot of bad magic where he meets Lila, who is gender fluid (correct me if I’m wrong but I think that’s what the author said) and the bad magic plot is a Whole Thing but also!! the second book is the best thing in the world it has this competition that’s basically the olympics with Magic and you meet a new character who is also probably one of my favorite characters ever and you get to know Kell’s (adoptive) brother Rhy who is a sweet cinnamon roll, too pure for this world (btw pgs 306-308 and 451-453 in agos killed me I’m dead) just read it the last (? Maybe? The author’s said it’s the last in the arc idk) book comes out next February

THIS SAVAGE SONG comes out in July and it’s ROMEO AND JULIET and MONSTERS I haven’t read it yet but I am very excited!!!!

anyway just read v.e./victoria schwab’s books they’ll change your life

anonymous asked:

any jealous jongin fic rec?

Hello sweetheart! Here are some fics I know of with jealous/possessive Jongin (they are all Kaisoo btw, if you want other Kai or Kyungsoo pairings let me know^^):

Oh gosh so much jealous Jongin hehe ;_; I hope you like some of these anon!! 

Practice Makes Perfect - Joker!Jared x Reader

Suh dudes. :) So I got this amazing request from @auntiemama1, and I hope all of you enjoy it as much as I did writing it! -J. xx

Hey, I’m requesting to a few Jared Leto imagines blogs about a story. How about when Jared is practicing his lines as Joker and he asks Y/N to act along with it. So you are Harley Quinn and he is Joker. The place can be anywhere to be honest, hotel, his house, anywhere. It should be erotic but if you can make a pg 13 version that would be fine too. His hair is green since he had to dye it for the movie. What do you think about this story? Great blog btw!

Warning: Slight smut


“Question…” Jared, now in full The Joker persona, begins, holding a finger in my direction, “Would you die for me?”   

Jared and I were standing in the middle of the hotel bedroom, practicing his lines one last time before filming later today. We were working through the chemical wedding for the fourth time, and I was getting ready to jump into a vat of chemicals myself to get out of helping him. He knew all of his lines perfectly, but he kept insisting we do it “just one more time, Y/N”. He was so dedicated to his work; he hardly ever broke out of character, whether he was on set or with me. It was interesting and fun at first, but then it got almost to the point of it being irritating hearing “who’s that?” every time I tried to get his attention.

I must have drifted off in my thoughts because this next thing I hear is Jared calling for me and snapping his fingers in front of my face. “Doll? You still there? Daddy doesn’t like to wait.”

Focusing back on Jared again, I take in the bright color of his newly dyed green hair. It fit him well; Jared could pull off any hair style. A strand of hair had fallen down into his face, making me want to reach out a fix it. So that’s what I did. Fixated on the vibrant piece of hair, I slowly bring my hand up to tuck it back into place when I feel Jared wrap his hand around my wrist.

Stepping closer to me, Jared leans down a little so he was level with me and murmurs quietly, “And just what do you think you’re doing, princess? Did Daddy say you could touch him?”  

Finally pulled back into reality, I realize how close Jared is to me now and a shiver runs down my spine. He may be irritating at times, but something about Jared being in character made me feel… different. More exciting, more dangerous… almost like he actually was a crime boss and I was his faithful trophy girlfriend.

Jared must’ve noticed the chills that ran through me because he leans away from me, a smirk playing in his lips. Very quietly, I could hear him purring, almost like he was pleased with his effect on me. Then, his hand is covering my mouth and he’s leaning closer to me again.

“Desire becomes surrender, surrender becomes power, my Queen,” he says softly, dragging a finger across my lips, “Will you surrender to Daddy?”

I squeak out a yes, my hands trying to grab at him to pull him closer to me. He wags a finger at me, giving me a few tsk’s as he does. But then he’s pulling me towards him before turning me around and pushing me back onto the bed.

“You’re such a naughty little girl, aren’t you? All Daddy wanted was some help, but you just had to think of dirty things,” he rumbles, leaning down over me. “Hm? Isn’t that what’s going through your pretty little mind right now? Everything you want Daddy to do to you?”

If I wasn’t thinking of them before, I certainly was now. Having Jared so close was exciting me more than I expected it to. Who knew my boyfriend being in character of a psychopathic gangster would get me so turned on?

“I’m s-sorry,” I stutter, looking up at him with pleading eyes.

“You’re sorry what?”

“I’m so sorry, Daddy. I just can’t help it,” I whisper, running my fingers across his bare chest, lifting my hips up to meet his and finding out he was just as excited as I was.

Tilting his head back and purring more loudly this time, he presses his hips harder down into mine, eliciting a moan from me. He chuckles before doing it again, getting the same reaction. Then he leans down once again and whispers in my ear, “Daddy’s going to show you just how sorry you are.”

Jared’s lips connect with mine, and I finally get to see how much power surrender really does give you.

Update: Since I saw this get some new love recently (which makes my day btw!) thought I’d add that the whole thing is a finished multi-chap on AO3 now

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I hope I don’t scare anyone off with this, but I was catching up on Doctor Who and I got a tiny little plot bunny…

Anyone who has ever read any of my stuff knows I have an age difference fetish. So, in keeping with that, I present my very first (and possibly only) Whoffaldi (Twelve x Clara) drabble. 

It’s unbeta’d and G or PG, tops. Which is unlike me, I know. But if I continue it, you know it will get dirty…. 

Under the cut so non-fans can skip over it :-P

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Molly. LRH.

Originally posted by lipringsandsnapbacks

A/N: this doesn’t have like real smut in it, but like…almost/sort of/kind of does. Kind of mentions sub!Luke. (which btw i think would be hotter than dom!Luke but thats just me i guess) Also, you guys should send in requests, otherwise I’m going to keep making song preferences bc i have a lot. 

Words: 2,500+
Pairing: Luke/Reader
Rating: PG-13 

“Molly, you can have him. You’re much cooler than me. I never liked staying up smoking weed till three. So take my boots in his closet, like you took my man; it’s clear you don’t mind wearing things secondhand.”
-Emily Kinney, Molly.

Based on the song Molly by Emily Kinney. I don’t know if that is clear.

It had been two weeks. Two, very quiet and very awkward, weeks. Of course, I was the only one who thought this. My boyfriend had no idea that two weeks ago I had found out that he was cheating on me.

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Group Ask
tomlinsonshines

 asked: Hiiii! Do you know any story based on divergent? Cause I just saw the movie! Btw thanks for all your hard work!

they say i’m fearless by swingsetjunkie (1/? | 1,884 | NC-17)

Stiles might be the best Dauntless they’ll ever see, but that doesn’t mean he thinks he belongs there.

cowardice is to blame for the world’s injustices by iwillshutup (complete | 2,455 | PG-13)

“Oh my God, Derek, have you been asking around about me? Isn’t that curiosity? Isn’t it frowned upon in Abnegation? And I thought you were a stiff all the way, I guess there’s a little Dauntless in you still.” He sees Derek tense up and regrets teasing. He should have known Derek wouldn’t like it, Derek probably thinks teasing is self indulgent, or something.

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winchocolate

 asked: hi hi i already sent you an ask before, but i’m not sure if you received it. I have a deep need for a fic where stiles gets turned into a little kid and derek has to take care of him??

try the de-aged stiles tag
we-all-need-s0me0ne

 asked: Any possessive/protective fics please

protective derekpossessive derekprotective stiles
tinaj2

 asked: Hey! A lot of Sterek stories (AU and non-AU) I’ve read go like this (or some variation of it): Stiles POV, he falls in love with Derek, pursues him, it takes Derek some time to admit/return his feelings. But I’ve never seen stories in which it’s Derek who falls in love with Stiles first, which are told from Dereks POV, where he pursues him and it takes Stiles time to return those feelings. So my question is, if you know of any such stories?? Thanks in advance!!!

derek pov & derek wooing stiles
j-alyssa

 asked: I checked your tag page and it has a dub-con tag but not any noncon. Is there any non-cons?

i don’t read non con but we do have a non con tag & you could check out the ao3 non con tag
Happy Mother's Day

Boy: Luke

Rating: PG-13

anonymous requested: okay i totally get if you dont feel comfortable writing this, so please please please dont feel like you have to but i lost my mom to cancer a few years ago and mothers day is always kinda rough for me so could i have one where im dating luke and i get liz a present cause shes like a mother figure and its just cute but i also dont wanna invade on their mothers day? only do it if you want! love your blog btw

(im so sorry for your loss sweetheart, ily<3)

The sun shining through your window wakes you up. Rolling over, you grab your phone and check the time. It’s still fairly early but you get up anyways, walking to the kitchen. Looking at the calendar on the fridge, you see a small note underneath today’s date.

Mothers Day

Familiar tears well up behind your eyes as you think back on your mom; how beautiful she was, inside and out. Life would be so much easier if she was still around. But you remember how much she had suffered and how much pain she was in, and you held back the tears as you remind yourself she’s in a better place.

A text pops up on your phone, covering your background of you and Luke.

I know today is gonna be hard, but I’m here if you need me. I love you.

It’s from Luke, of course. You’d been dating since before your mom passed, and he’d grown to love her as well. However, his mom Liz had sat you down and told you that she would always be there for anything mom-related you ever needed. 

Thanks, love you too. Tell Liz I love her and that I have a gift for her, but I’ll bring it tomorrow!

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Paige blinked, shaking her head as if she’d spaced out, “I’m sorry I’m trying to figure out how it is you manage to find enough hair in his head to hold onto…” She waved her hand dismissively, “But anyway, weak in the knees, eh? I know you don’t have that problem, I mean…” Paige cracked a grin, “knees must be pretty strong now, from hanging around with all those boys, Dean especially… you talk this big game about being a "feminist” and an “activist” but you’ll get down on your knees for any man, won’t you, buttercup?“ She bit her tongue, Paul laughing hysterically behind her, "Don’t think Steph’s gonna like that one too much… and about my "side girlfriends”, it’s funny you call them hobbits, considering they’re still taller than you… and more talented in… certain respects than you ever were, if you catch my drift.“ Paige giggled, "This is a PG show, my word!”

@detrimentaldamsel

anonymous asked:

Hey Isaac, I just wanted to know how you're doing on your "walk" I'm sure you know what I mean. Lately I've seen that you're posting things that are a bit vulgar and I'm sure you have your exceptions but I'm just wondering. Remember that these worldly things are only temporary. I'm sry if I sound like an old woman btw. Just caring and watching out for a fellow Christian. Ik how hard it is

thanks for caring!! i personally think my walk is going super well, my relationship w God has been stronger this past half year than it ever has been : ) i try to keep my blog PG for the most part. im guessing the vulgarity youre talking about is posts w swearing and with those, there are some ill reblog if i think theyre really funny and there are some i wont reblog. again, though, thanks for asking me about this! maybe there are some posts i shouldnt have reblogged and ill make a more conscious effort about what goes on my blog. i appreciate you asking this